want to solve your problems?
well shit..
why dont you just ask Satan?
Will senpai notice me?
so how long until i find a job?
are you hiring?
cant be worse than my last gig..
do i call you Mr. Satan or just boss?
is moot kill?
So whats the deal with this god guy?
You can kick his ass right?
will my nee-san finally sleep with me?
>>584566987
Will I graduate with a degree in 3 weeks
>>584568599
Fuck you Satan, Ill ask again nicely this time
>>584568695
You havent convinced me yet, try harder faggot
>>584568786
forget it? well fuck you too, suck my dick and let me pass
>>584568957
You are the worst satan
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like!?
>>584569027
I've done that already, now say yes
Will I get the nudes?
should i sell the house and move?
>>584569108
Does it look like I am fucking kidding you
>>584569108
Good, glad we got this straightened out faggot
>>584566987
Am I having fun?
will she break up with her boyfriend
Will it ever happen?
Will i die?
>>584566987
will i get a girlfriend, become rich and healthy?
>>584569545
Kek
Will i ever be happy?
When will I get laid again?
Should i call her?
Do lost buttplugs turn into poop?
>>584569545
"you will find out very soon" I kekd *not samefag*
>>584566987
oh great mad goat, will i ever gain superpowers?
>>584566987
will I get her back?
>>584566987
Will I pass my exam in 30mins?
>>584566987
Can you turn me into one of your sissy sluts?
>>584569633
This is getting better and better. Ty satan
Does she like me?
>>584566987
Are there any aliens between us?
Will i end up with her?
gonna lost some weight and be succcessful?
what
Will it work out with her?
Will me and tiffany be in a relationship?
>>584566987
Will my dick get any bigger than this?
>>584569788
"Just forget it" fuck you, yoh werent usefull
>>584566987
roll
>>584566987
Will I meet her again?
>>584566987
will i ever fuck stacys mom?
>>584566987
Do I impregnate her?
Is me.skeltal god
Do we even have a chance?
>>584570004
Fuck Yeah!
>>584566987
should I get a new job?
>>584570118
"never bitch" fuck you satan
Does she still have feelings for me?
Will I get it tomorrow?
>>584567632
ha fag
>>584569888
What about rolling trips
Will i die soon ?
>>584566987
will my gf sleep with me?
Can I get one of those two hoes ?
>>584566987
Will i succeed?
Will me and her ever be together
will she love me
Do I have more wrong with me than what I think
Do you love me?
will i get laid today?
Will i die of suicide?
>>584566987
Are americans the best?
>>584570006
"Are u kidding me"
what?! What?! You didnt answer my question
Give me the answer I want will we ever see each other again
will i get a bigger cock ?
dubs Enable 1
>>584570876
Kek. Amerikans now master race
>>584570992
"If I feel like it"
What would it take?
>>584566987
Can the following statement be solved: "The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false."
>>584571095
Killing him if he feels like it ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ THE RIDE NEVER ENDS ♪ └༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐♫
>>584571206
Thank you, Satan
will it happen by my birthday?
will i ever be cool?
>>584571131
will i get a bigger cock in 5 days?
Will I fuck by the end of this year?
Hail Satan. Will I actually finish school and make something of myself?
should i fuck that girl?
>>584566987
Will i ever fuck a trap
Am I just being a hypochondriac or do I have some sort of Kidney Disease?????
>>584566987
will I find a girlfriend in the next day?
>>584566987
If I go back, will she become interested In me?
>>584571185
Will my dipshit friend ever learn to act like a decent human being?
will i ever get a girlfriend?
>>584566987
Will i ever kill a man
should i tell that bitch to suck my dick
do satan exist ?
rollllllllllllllllllll
>>584571648
Will i cause the death of a man or woman or otherwise end his/her life
>>584571446
Am I going to put my dick inside a pussy by the end of this year?
will i ever be her boyfriend?
Is this site Worth the time?
will i not be a kissless virgin by the time i'm 17
>>584566987
Satan can go fuck himself into oblivion
>>584566987
Will I ever see her again?
when you say no, do you mean yes?
Will I ever not be a faggot?
do you love me, satan?
>>584566987
should i actually pull out
will i be a famous musician?
>>584572143
ITS HABBENING
Will it go into production next year?
Will you stop destroying America Obama?
i could probably sell you my soul for it to happen
Will I ever have an attractive girlfriend?
should I completely stop doing drugs?
is that a yes?
>>584572349
Will one of the studios say yes?
>>584566987
if i asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
will I be rich?
will i marry chloe grace moretz?
>>584572450
Reformulate? OK...
Will I ever get a girlfriend?
plz satan
>>584572534
what about mackenzie foy?
>>584566987
Muh triggers
if i write songs about you
>>584572614
what about that girl in school?
Has sneezel come back yet
yes or no
Do they love me back?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Am I under your protection?
Do we all live inside a giant computer simulation on some alien planet?
will this christmas end in tears?
cant you just give a straight answer?
Is John Lemon kill
U know
>>584566987
will I meet the one this summer
>>584572498
win
>>584572450
61-65
Will I get away with it if I kill that cocksucker?
>>584566987
Will I get a Gjallarhorn
why are all the niggers stupid?
>>584573028
Gladly
Why did you disagree with god? Is it because he is a pretensious know it all hipster?
>>584572476
But that's not what I wanted to hear, Satan! I thought you were the bad guy....
>>584566987
Are you Jewish?
>>584566987
Can I habe da pusi b0s?
Will she fall in love with me by the end of the year?
Hmm
Dubs? Dubs.
Hey Satan, will I bang my best friends recently new ex girlfriend?
Would you beat Jesus Christ in a pillow fight?
>>584573394
Thank you based satan
>>584573236
I will never know?? But do YOU know?
>>584566987
Will I get a place ?
>>584573460
Fuck you satan.
>>584566987
can you suck my cock?
>>584573514
Stop playing mind games and gimme an answer, fucktard!
>>584573399
Sux
Am I going to win the lotto?
>>584573643
welp
Will my dog ever die
>>584573666
satan himself confirmed.
Will i cross over?
Will I find happiness?
Satan, will I ever get laid?
>>584573480
Thank you Satan
Should i make crumb cake
>>584566987
Should I start talking to her?
>>584566987
>Dubs protect me
Get
Am I god?
Will i ever be a transvestite
>>584566987
is moot ever goung to take back id
Am I gonna get my dick wet tonight?
Will The Pirate Bay ever come back up?
>>584574102
YES
Will I be rich and have 150 child?
satn plz
will aod ever stop being an idiot? you can keep his jew soul.
what about..
Will things go well?
satan should i spreed ebola
Did I make the right decision?
and?
are you afraid of me?
eh
Will it happen?
Would she say yes if I asked?
Am I a faggot?
>>584566987
Will my career be successful?
fk u
>>584574495
Semi safe!
How large is Gabby's vagina?
Will I find happiness until end of year?
>>584574470
Well that's a really obtuse response. Seriously, would she?
Hey Satan, any chance I'm gonna dip into that sweet sweet pussy`?
>>584574102
thepiratebay.ee
Will everything go as planned?
Is attempting to defeat all my peers the left hand path?
Will I win the big bucks tonight if I go?
Will everything work out?
>>584574581
I lol'd
>>584574648
Okay, Satan. If I really do ask her out, will she say yes?
Is being an acerbic asshole the right thing to do?
Are DeezNutz in yo mouth?
satane plox
Will I be richer money-wise after tonights events?
Are you God, Satan?
>>584574806
What's that supposed to mean?
Are you the head of illuminatis?
Will we stop being friends?
Will I masturbate in 5 minutes?
>>584574960
Alright....
What do you mean maybe WTF give me a solid answer!
Will i ever get laid with a hottie?
Is wanting to be dominant wrong in your opinion?
>>584566987
Okay Satan, am I a faggot or do I want to be a girl?
ho
>>584566987
should i ask my crush out
>>584574947
If you are the one above, dipshit
Reroll
>>584568195
kek
You fucking garbage face will I hit it big tonight or what?
Are wolf and Gabby sexting?
Rereroll
>>584566987
Will I lose my virginity to a really fat chick?
Is having a burning desire to dominate wrong?
>>584574174
you better start donating your sperm, it's like living gold just hanging there... Never shall a fap be for nothing
Then what do you mean by eventually dark lord?
>>584575083
I am not asking that shiteater, Please Satan
>>584575052
I can live with that, thanks Satan!
Will I get dat pussy?
Is my psychiatrist full of shit?
rolin
is the moon goddess real
Forget wat? The gambling?
Should I dump the shitty cum slut wife?
Will all this be solved soon?
>>584575327
Deal, so answer me
When will niggers be exterminated for good?
ncgggggg
rawl
You are one tough cookie to crack Satan.
Will her boobs get even bigger
Is it permissible to love?
I asked you, mang. Can't you just tell me?
I did not mean it as an insult.
Does Mango love Hell?
Is gabby pregnant?
>>584575490
fuck you, take my fucking soul and answer me
Rawlin
>>584575446
Okay dear ENKH, dump da bitch?
Are you the real satan?
She wants the dick, doesn't she?
Am I ever gunna be important?
Well, I don't really think so. Am I right to just move on?
>>58456698
will i fuck her in the next five years
I know man that whole falling from heaven thing was abummer, I hope you have success in the entire hell operation and what not.
So I should just go head on into that again and see what happens?
No one knows the future Satan. It's ok bro I got you.
So, just ask once and leave, i guess?