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5 decides
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ill fight your pussy
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>>584123371
I will chew your pussy like bubble gum
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I want to smell your asshole
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>>584124314

roll
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>>584124312
Reroll
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>>584124312
reroll
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what did you say bitch? I heard what you said at the Nuremberg trials you worthless little cunt. HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!
and NIGGERS DESERVE TO DIE
will you marry me?
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>>584124312
rerolll
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am gonna rape u while u sleep soz
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>>584125284
>>584125112
>>584124832
stop. nobody wants to hear that shit
so old...newfags still think is funny
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I´m gonna tongue punch your asshole so hard, you´re gonna shit blood for a month.
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Im so sorry, can I suck your dick as my way of apology?
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Send dick pic and write "fight this"
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>>584125795
Winrar bitch hurry up
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>>584125795
Winrar
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>>584125795
wanrir
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>>584125795
kek'd
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3 get
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>>584126925
send a pic first
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WTF are you even wearing? You look like one of Mahatma Ghandi's many bitches
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Still 3
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>>584127224
rerawl
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>>584126925
Can I plz pour you dick in big mac sauce before going full deep and shit ?
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>>584127258
Don't get off topic bitch give me the fucking D.
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>>584127224
re-roll nigger


CAPTCHA was : Copy pasTa
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actually i have to tell you a secret, im in love with allen. this is no joke
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>>584127627
roll
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>>584127627
Roll
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I'm going to rape you when you least expect it.
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>>584127963
>[
Winrar
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>>584127963
winrar
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>>584127258
She seems like a nice funny person.
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I don't give a shit what that fag sent you, are you going to let me slobber on that throbber or what
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>>584127963
Winrar
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>>584128192
Rolling for this
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OP DELIVER JEEZ
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>>584129384
lol, she's cool
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Okay i'm coming, what was your address again?
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>>584129384
Is your cunt as spicy as your curry?
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Give it to me baby! Aha aha
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>>584129540
wincar
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Am i gay? what kind of stupid fucking question is that bitch? of course im a fudge packing faggot. Im en route to suck your dick rn. Be there in 15
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>>584129540
fucking waste
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so anal?
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Shit winrar, keep rolling. 0 get
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>>584129540
This faggot
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>>584129704
rawl
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you need to send me a picture so i know what im working with
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>>584129792
yeah, skip my winrar
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>>584129384
Maybe I am gay, maybe it's a ploy to bite your dick.
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>>584129384
Sorry I have autism, if I suck your dick you might get my autism.
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>>584129384

smear honey on it
I'm on my way
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>>584130232
Reroll
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there's only one way to find out if I'm gay or not ;)
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Yes im gay... you're actually my first coming out.
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Your mother smells like dead bodies
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>>584130380
Rar
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wtf is the white thing on your face makes you ugly like hell
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>>584129540
Re-roll for justice
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>>584130380
>>584129540
OP is ignoring two wins
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>>584129540
roll

captcha: sent sespers
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>>584131163
No reply yet faggot
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>>584131251
be clear about it next time
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>>584131471
read the thread next time, Faggot
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>>584129384
>>584124312
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>>584131163
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>>584131163
To be fair, the first win was lame. Second one is awesome, but would end this thing quickly. OP could also have a mouth full of honey cock, and could be getting pics. Hoping for the latter.
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>>584132060
mfw we're about to get OP laid
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>>584132197
Oh shit, another one.
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Yes and i like your. Hot semen too
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>>584132197
WINRAR
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>>584132587
Winrar. fix it b4 sending though
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>>584132197
roll
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>>584132841

I am just joking with you because you appear to be cool but I would actually like to have sex all jokes aside if you're saying you are okay with it. If you aren't its ok I dont want to hurt our friendship lol
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>>584132989
Ohgod, rolling.
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mfw = my face when
OP = me = faggot

>mfw, this is being posted on 4chan.org/b/
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>>584132989
this
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you don't mind if i smell your asshole do you ? personal fetish of mine i smell my mums whenever i can
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>>584132989

roooool
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>>584132989
roll. This needs to win
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>>584132841
It means "My face when we're about to get our privates laid"
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Sorry that was allen
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OP= Overpowered penetration
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>>584133171
winnn

>mfw I'm not a robot
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>>584133171
oh you...
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>>584133171
oh boyo we got a winner
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Im in a website ,i posted number 3 say whats next,when some reply is whit that number u write it to you,thats the reason why im writing this shit,greeting from anon in 4chan.com
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>>584133171
Fucking winrar lel.
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>>584133171
>>584133171
>>584133171
>>584133171
>>584133171

winner winner chicken dinner
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>>584133171
OP is kill?
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op is kill
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>>584133171
hope OP hasn't bottled it
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>>584133171
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>>584134217
OP is waiting for grill to respond. Wouldn't be fun if we just saw his response in a white box.
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>>584133171

rip OP. So close...so close.
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Proof for you fags I am not kill. Just waiting on reply
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>>584134582
yeah it would, because then we'd know he didn't pussy out
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>>584134854
i spoke too soon
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>>584134761
OP was not a faggot this day.
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>>584134761
you ruined it.
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>>584134761
holy shit
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>>584134582
ehrm,, is that a salami in the guys face?
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>>584134761
Damn, and it was going so well too...

;.;
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>>584135449
wow close shave i thought for a second you saw that i had posted all of this to a website full of people
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>>584135449
damn, i almost got you ;)
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god you're a dumb bitch
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>>584135449
hahahaha, you lucky faggot
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Some people in this website is watching this cenversation ,and they are deciding what to write
Greetings from.anon in 4 chan
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>>584135449
don't fucking click on that is full of Cheese Pizza
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>>584135778
our third fucking one
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OP, why are you trolling this girl? Seems to be a pretty nice girl.
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>>584135449
Can I tell you the truth? I'm a gay homosexual
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babe i want to smeagle your gollum
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>>584135778
winrar.xls
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>>584135778
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WINRAR
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>>584135778
lame win is lame
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>>584135637
re-roll for this
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>>584136256
find random dick pick and send it
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>>584136256
I'm comin' for that dick. Open up the link and give us your credit card info.
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babe i want to malfoy your potter
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>>584136118
>>584136118
I wasn't even rolling, just replying to OP
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Some people of this website is watching our conversation and they say to me what to write,
Greetings from anon in 4chan
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>>584136256
Because you would have seen all the pictures I uploaded of you, a bunch of autistic neckbeards are jacking off to you.
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i don't know, did you want?
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>>584136256
How do i force my crush to like me?

I have had a crush for the past 6 years and i have told her countless times that i am in love with her, at least 40 times each year,,

She keeps shooting me down but i know that she wants me and i think she just needs a push in the right direction(my cock)

How can i force her to like me back?
Should i log in to her facebook and set it to relationship with me or something so her friends know?

She never texts me back anymore so i guess she is playing hard to get,, i have sent atleast 1500 texts to her and she hasnt replied to any text yet..

What do?
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Your favorite movie is shit fuck you can you be my girlfriend now?
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>>584130502
Rero
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just need to take my sisters dildo out of my sexy af ass 1 sec
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>>584136256
can you send me a pic of what im about to get myself into? pls respond
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I am drunk. I just wanted to say I love you
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>>584136256
Go ahead and save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>584134761
Cant contain my sides
holy fuck
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>>584136553
roll
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Sone people in this website.are watching our conversation and they tell me what to write XD.
GREETINGS FROM 4 CHAN
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>>584136614
rerolling
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>>584136256
brb, i need two hands to lube up this dildo i'm sitting on
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Don't worry your sweet head about that. Let's get high and shag doggy style!
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>>584136782
winrar
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>>584136782
wooooow WINRAR
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My benis is throbbing just for you, just like when I drive past that kindergarden
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>>584136782
WIN FUCKING RAR
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>>584136782
Win
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>>584136892
Win
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>>584136553
nice
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I gotta confess i am not 18 yet, plz dont tell the plice
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>>584137572
this is the coolest chick ever
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>>584137572
I'm not joking
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Lets just fuck already.
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>>584137572
well im very sorry but im not lying everytime you reply i screenshot the convo and upload it and the people on the website decide what i say so stop with the emojis and smile for 4chan bitch
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>>584137572

why would i want to go to sleep, i want to smear my man jelly all over your disgusting bin laden body while singing allah akbar to you when i penetrate you furiously
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>>584137734
holy shit WINRAR
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>>584137734
oh shit winrar
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>>584137734
Winrar
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>>584124312
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>>584137572
Anyway can I still go to your house for some toungue on clit action?
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>>584138075
who am i kidding, i just want your attention

you're really cute, Jyoti. I wish you were my gf.
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>>584138075
ok, but you have to do something for me first
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Send her screenshot telling her we love her, she is cool
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>>584138137
this
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>>584138214
Roll
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>>584138214
reroll
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>>584138267
roll
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Sure thing, but your tits first!
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it deletes itself after a few posts. Some of those faggots probably saved the pics though.
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>>584138075
hahah, just kidding,
you want to come over ?
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>>584138296
Winrar.
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Sure, you can have it but I'll have to see your itty bitty wiener beaver first!
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>>584138296
shieet
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>>584138214
roll
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>>584138296
winrar
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>>584138075

Fuck it, where do you live again? I'm sick of these mind games, I just wanna come round!
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>>584138296
Lel
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>>584138296
Winrar there.
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Sometimes around this time i wish you were lying in my arms until we fall a sleep
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>>584138075

Guise, guise! Can we just focus to the fact that he indeed has fapworthy pictures of her according to this screen shot

Also, direct link biatch
>>584123371
Lots of love, neckbeard-san
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>>584124312
Rll
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JK, I still want the honey cock though.
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>>584138296
decent win. I approve
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>>584138296
>>584138214
shit got real
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DELIVER YOU NIGGER
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>RANDOM EXPLOSION OF RAGE
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op pls
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op died
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Fuck, you tits need patience. Also HOLY FUCK. 0
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>>584139952
Ive got something that YOU could rub..
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>>584139952
actually nevermind. You seem too needy. Get lost bitch
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>>584139952
Just kidding, skank. Tits or get the fuck out
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>>584138296
yoooooooooooo....if this goes through -- nigga doe.
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>>584139952
Why didn't you send >>584138137, you doublenigger?
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wanna meet up on friday and hang out?
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>>584140123
Roll
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>>584140123
rolll
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>>584139952
I'll rub it don't worry.

Send me a picture of your face, i want to feel the joys of love again.
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>>584139952
would rather have you rub my butthole
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>>584140260
WINRAR
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soo could this turn into a cock in mouth scenario some time soon?
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>>584138137
reroll
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>>584140260

Winrar
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>>584140260
ahaha no way this is gonna be funny
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>>584139952
Rub my lamp,
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>>584139952

That would make my night. Please, Jyoti, go out with me.
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>>584140209
This, you fucked up big time, OP.

>>584140260
also win
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>>584140260
Instant winrar
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>>584140260
winnar
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>>584140260
kek'd
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>>584140260

If I roll a 0 this post is kill and OP gives new number
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>>584140340
winrar
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>>584139952
Oh i'll rub something huehuehue
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>>584139952

OP, this is the time when it's okay to be a faggot.

Take what you have right now and run with it.
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bumpo
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>>584140690
this
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>>584139952
Ive had 3 Winrars. Your fucking welcome OP
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Shall I compare thee to a summers breeze
For thou art such a soft tease
Swift like the wind thou ought to endeavour
With thy conscious clear, thy mind so clever
Oh Jyoti, why pleased thou my eyes with such ease
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>>584140757
post penis with a paper hat on it
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>>584140757
Send a picture of your dick OP
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Dear Gurl

Necrophilia bombardment must is prolapse nigger exterminating
when bleeding profusley bacon from ebola shrek
but potato you iceman said jews cocknose trust fa-woosh
dicks fund cockhold dinkleberg marrow implying
transplants can't changed hitler sex putin rape made dinkleburg
dinkleburg nignog satan raped triple dinkleburg flashlight spiderman
usse walk ass-raped because queef because gorilla
mitofatria and cartman sincerely china ass-raped

P.s dumble dore hitched niggers and 4chan wagh! pulchritudes
mansex niggers kony kankerbaksteen *tip* and everyone died the end.
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lets cut the shit now. got any pictures of your tits to send me?
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>>584140757
my mums fanny
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>>584140757
It's my love-gun.
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>>584140793
Seconded
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Thread got boring, obviously a girl op is already fucking or dating. Bait pics or some shit
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>>584140851
lel
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>>584140757

pls.. i'm so fucking horny right now..
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>>584140851
win? skip this one op
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>>584140904
rolling
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>>584140875
roll
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>>584140851
Another winrar fucking lol
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>>584140907
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>>584140851
skip that shit
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>>584140757
the DNA rifle
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Dammit, you've come so far, don't waste this! she clearly wants the d!
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>>584140690

She is too cool to ruin this thingy dood. Be a fag, get the cool grill. LIVE OUR DREAM FOR US YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
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>>584140851
winrar
must post
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>>584140757
Wiiiin
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If I winrar, OP should be date this grill
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>>584141019
Agree skip
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>>584140757
my front carpet u nigger
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>>584141121
You are the best.
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>>584140757
It starts with My and it ends with Dick
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>>584138296
OP is a faggot and won't deliver
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>>584141103
this
>>584141197
agree with the skippy
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wanna hang out on friday? I can show you :)
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>>584140690
agreed. man up and alpha her
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>>584141121
The real winner
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