Why are id's even back?

>>583506560
Ratman here.

Fucking crashy peice of shit, site updates my ass.

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Hello, boys!

>>583506802
>tfw 7dec elsewhere

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Chch in again

>>583506560
any bitches wana fuck in auckland. i have an o

why are IDs even back?

nelson/blenheim here still lonely
>chatting up a girl on nzdating
>i asked if she had any pets what do i ask next

Why are IDs even abck?

why are IDs even back?

>>583507268
If she has no pets
>you want a cock?

2cheesi

>>583507268
If she can pick you up and take you to McDonald's and get on the piss

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>>583507435

she replied should i say what she said

>>583507594

You were late to show up lol.

Why are IDs even back?

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Who wants to try scopolamine?

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>>583507652
I know, at least I made it in time for the highest quality posting time of the day

>>583507607
Yes.

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>>583507607
go on then

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CATCH ME ON FIRE

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did i spaghetti :/

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>tfw the alcohol is wearing off
not going to drink anymore cause that's weird like drinking before 12 except it's after 12

>used to live in two story house (kind of)
>never closed the lounge curtains, had a nice view
>nice sofa I could get comfy on
>comfy
>move house
>no nice view
>put old sofa in lounge
>it's shit
>can't get comfy

Should I just run a cord out my window and sit outside?

>>583508196
"Neither am I but I'm finding it easy to talk with you".

Wait, don't you already have a girlfriend? Bree or someone?

>>583508362
Oh, wait, that's what you said to her.

Sheeit.

has there ever been a thread war between aus and nz?

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>tfw HV will never be the same

>>583508432
thanks for the help ;p im scared i think we ran outta stuff we talk about

>>583508510
No because we aren't twelve.

>>583508196
what site is this

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>>583508196

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>>583508561
tell her about your waifu

>>583508547
I always read that as HIV.

>>583508561
At least she's replied in the first place.

>>583508609
lol wtf, howd you know????????/ are u the fbi????

m00t

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>>583508717
do you read IDs as AIDs too?

>>583508739
No.

moot

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>>583508692
bitches love hearing about your waifu, shows that you are sensitive guy in touch with your feelings

>>583508510
what we throw rocks at each other and threaten to call each others parents
>gtfo
>>583508639
a site why got any advice

>>583508817
No.

My eyes hurt.

>>583508874
>why got any advice
nah, youre doing good

post her replies, i wanna follow

i dont want her to reply ive ran outta stuff to talk about o.O

For Christmas this year we're thinking of having cold meat from the New World deli with coleslaw, buns and chips.

>hopefully a Chinese fish and chip shop will be open to get chippies from
>if they are do I say "Merry Christmas" when I get my order
>Fuck it, I'll just starve

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>>583509142
Luckily you have the endless suggestions of a forum of anonymous people at 1am

>>583509142
Talk about rats

>>583509142
Ask her for her opinion about analogue vs digital technology.

>>583509240
>anonymous people
no nz people the best people in the world there nice friendly and trustworthy

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>tfw you have to use a proxy to watch a kdrama because it's blocked outside the US

shit guys cmon
>must not involve education as i dont have level 1

>>583509328
ask her if shes into anal

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>>583509256
>>583509316
You can't buy this kind of advice, her panties will be ash

>>583509416
are you gonna continue with Pinocchio?

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>>583509531
yea halfway through ep 3

still can't get over how qt she is

a literal waifu killer

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>>583509234
where do you buy eggnog from?

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>tfw moot removes captchas on /pol/
what about muh /nzg/?

>>583509423
Wot

Level 1 was shit easy, how do you fuck that up?

>>583509749
Never had it but I'm sure I saw some at Countdown once.

The US has their Christmas during winter, though, so I hope the stock we got in wasn't old??

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>>583509749
just make it m8, 1 part scotch 1 part milk, 1 part egg

I've never had eggnog nor do I know how it is actually made, but it'll get ya drunk

 

>>583509889
fuck up fag ur on /b/ on b ur as bad as me mr college degree

>>583509882
Those lucky cunts.

At least just enterimg the wavy text works fine.

>>583510058
Mate its cuzz im bored shitless with IRC.

Need dem dank memes yo

>>583510191
so ur still on /b/ ur still as bad as me

>>583510286
We all have our reasons anon. Shit happens.

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NEXT THREAD WILL BE ON /pol/

Why are IDs even back

>>583510381
What about /int/ as /pol/ is fucked atm.

>>583510381
BNZ

Sieg Heil!

>>583510369
thats right faggot so dont judge

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>>583510448
>/pol/ is fucked atm
that's exactly why we're migrating there

>>583510449

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Hawkes bay faggoot reporting.

Got a job at NZC sorting freight. Working double shifts each week.1am-6:30am and 2pm-6:30pm each day. Went into work just before. Mfw no morning shift on mondays.

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might even get my first b& from /pol/

>>583510629
What's happening in Maraenui tonight, bru

>>583510550
Its like a massive dogpile oh lord

>>583510738
Probably more than is happening in this thread.

Chch here

Nelson/Blenheim anyone keen to come visit me

>>583510972
cunt

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GOD DOESN"T LOVE ME

>>583506802
Proud to have made the front page. Thanks!

>>583511061
Can't tell if that's an insult or not

>>583511124
Can we quote you on that?

>>583510738
Fuck knows bruv. Im out taradale waygiven

>>583511259
Cunt you?

>>583511265
I dont see why not

>>583511259
I'm in chch too, faggot.>>583511265

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>all out of soju
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU~

>>583511305
Oh.

There's a qt that works at the McDonalds there.

>maybe you've seen him

100

>>583511363
What a charmer

>>583511783
Location in chch?

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i have never been in a physical fight my whole life

am i missing out?

>>583511818
Papanui

>>583511464
I dont go to maccas that often kek. Know her name?

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>>583512002
>her

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>>583512002
>her

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>>583511962
hornby here.
suckanui more like :^)

>>583512134
Cool joke bro. What's happening in hornby?

>>583512148
Post pictures of Zac Guildford.

>or I'll smash you

>>583512069
>>583512084

Im retarded

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>>583512289
FIGHT ME INSTEAD

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>>583512289

>>583512258
At a mates, he ditched me to bang some chick

>>583512289
Forgot about that pisshead

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>>583512429
>not being invited to a 3some
you sure you're m8s?

>>583506560
We still alive here?

>>583512429
How old are you?

>>583512372
No, don't say that about yourself.

Let us say it.

>>583512373
You want to fight me because you think "Oh, the fag will just bitch slap or something."

How very dare you.

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>>583512549

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>>583512549
c o m f y af

Whats good fam? I just knocked off work and am about to smash some cones. Anyone up for some payday 2?

>>583512420
"Hey, bro, you got any Maori in you?"

>>583512496
>he didn't forget about you.

>>583512541
I've banged the chick before, good fuck.

>>583512558
19 m7+1

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>>583506560
you will probably reach 5 threads before you sheep fuckers finally cry yourselves to sleep

nelson/blenheim someone please visit me and we can go mcdonalds

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>>583512674
Wotchit m8

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>>583512775
I wouldn't have it any other way

>>583512804
That elf fingering the dog or something?

>>583512678
Are you that guy that wasn't into anal sex?

>>583512887
That honestly wouldnt suprise me seeing as its my gf's mutt sister

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Look at this faggot

>>583512971
Nah that was her

>>583512972
>gf's mutt sister
She good fuck?

>>583513010
Comment on it:
"I order you to suck my cock"

>>583513036
What

>>583513135
She wasn't into anal, I don't mind it. Want to hook up some time?

>>583513010
People think working fast food is simple shit. I had a job at burger king some time ago now as a closer and holy shit the amount of work expected of you for the pay you get is a piss take.

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test

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>>583513119
She's a 15 year old mormon. Wouldnt have a fucking clue bruh. She pretty hot doe

>>583513382
You're going to hell for posting that.

>>583513230
Are you being dirty?

>>583513553
I hope you clean yourself before you get it up the ass

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>tfw you're working on a secret project

GET HYPE

Just came back from working Maccas, AMA

>>583513503
Going to hell anyway. No big deal

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>>583513630
why are IDs even back?

>>583513624
The secret is that you're not actually working on a project.

>>583513689
why i oughta....

>>583513630
>AMA
Where do you work?

>>583513592
Stay classy

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>>583513695
word

i'll start tomorrow tho

might finish at the end of the week

it's gonna enhance out posting experience

>>583513836
Maccas

>>583513630
why the fuck is the milkshake machine and icecream machine ALWAYS fucking broken

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well that's just embarrassing

>>583513975
I can answer that, they're fucking cunty machines to clean and if you pour too much mixture in it can cause the machine to pack a fucking sook.

>>583513884
>it's gonna enhance out posting experience
Anything to enhance our posting experience is welcomed.

>>583513382
timestamped pooper or fake

>>583513630
Burger King master race here, thank you for being better than us and taking majority of our business.

>>583514103
well theres a solution STOP BEING A FAGGOT AND PUT THE RIGHT MIXTURE IN

nelson fag reporting in

>>583514159
Dont be a nigger. Ill post her facebook if you want

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last.fm is stupid

>>583514240
The mixture isn't the problem, it's the shitty fucking crew members overfilling it.

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>>583514353
I learnt that years ago, bae.

You have lots to learn,

>I can teach you

>>583513975
You're prbs only saying that cos u buy icecream at weird times. Usually it goes into cleaning mode at 2am and then everyones too lazy to clean it again so theyll just stop selling icecreams/shakes for the rest of the night, however each stores cleaning time is probs different.

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>>583514508
post your 3x3 fuccboi

>>583514483
well teach them ass wipe im fucking tired of getting excited to get a fucking milkshake just to hear
"the machines not working come back later" no some of us have lives not me but others

>>583514559
oh fuck up if i stumple drink into mcdonalds at 2 i only want cheeseburgers with 4x the cheese and extra sauce im not a freak i get ice cream early
>>583514312
sup nelson u got a car

>>583514706
Dude do you have any idea what kinda drop kicks work at a burger king/mcdonalds? It's a lot easier said then done. Plus you factor in the bright sparks that used to do it delibrately so they wouldn't have to make ice creams and sundaes.

>>583514701
>3x3 fuccboi
What does 3x3 mean?

>can you teach me?

>>583514706
>no some of us have lives not me but others
Lol, oh Nathan.

>>583514853
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GET A BURGER KING SUNDAY U FUCKING TWAT
(SICK FUCKING FREAK U EVER TRIE A BK SUNDAY)

>>583514975
Yes I used to mix the fucking shit up, just tap water and powder dog. Fucking disgusting shit, those machines are breeding grounds for bacteria.

Lel this discussion.

I work at Carl's Jr, AMA.

>>583514924
we live in an age were microscopic robots can preform surgery but were stuck waiting in line for some idiot to measure out a cup

>>583515050
>are breeding grounds for bacteria.
Maybe they should get a room?

>>583515087
What's the pay rate there? I was getting 14.25 at bk as a crew member.

>>583514975
*Sundae.

OK so you fast food workers lets share trade secrets....what new food you guys got upcoming?

Maccas is getting two new burgers + other shit next week :D

>>583515050
what bout mcdonalds please tell me mcdonalds ones are made good please even if its a lie just tell me

>>583515087
>AMA
Where do you work?

>>583515114
>measure out a cup
If only talking to people was as easy as measuring out a cup.

:-(

>>583515126
XD loled quite hard at that
>>583515218
tell me more about these new burgers the mcspicys staying right

Used to work at KFC, AMA.

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>>583514924
3x3 of you most played album of the week/month/overall etc

there's a website that generates it for you

>>583515254
dont be sad ur in a nz thread were all friends :-)
god i love these threads theymake me so happy

>>583515347
>AMA
Where did you work?

>>583515218
Burger King is bringing the pork n slaw back real soon (Get that shit without the nasty coleslaw). We got stock today but i'm not sure when it's released. They're also phasing out the manuka bbq sauce in the Brewers burgers and replacing it with normal bbq sauce.

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>>583515087
why are IDs even back?

Fuck, im so knackered

>>583515164

You worked for Forsgren Ltd or Restaurant Brands? I'm at Forsgren Ltd. $14.25 starting rate, $14.92 after "Certified" on every station, $15.20 after "Superstar" on every station. Both of which are actually practically impossible to achieve. But not for much longer. In a month we're getting bumped up to Restaurant Brands' rates. They bought out all the stores Michael Jones + Barry Forsgren owned, and the handover is in about 24 hours.

>>583515254

Carl's Jr.

>>583515464

Because m00t decided it was so.

>>583515407
Oh, I make my own playlists, usually.

>>583515428
>theymake me so happy
Das cute.

>>583515446
me and my ex use to share that burger :'( get rid of it i torch the kings castle to the ground

>>583515347
Why does KFC close at 11pm and BK at 12am but we always beat you guys outta after close?

>>583515218

Carl's Jr has nothing new or interesting happening in the near future that I'm aware of. But then again, I normally show up for work one day and get told "Oh btw we stopped selling that product" or "Oh btw we're selling this new shit now". I'm like the LAST cunt to find out when something changes. -.-

>>583515519
Yeah no kidding on the impoosible part. I used to do service and kitchen work but fuck service, people are cunts to fast food workers. Especially niggers on the benefit holy fuck.. Disgusts me that I share the same blood as some of those scum.

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>>583515347
why are IDs even back?

just learned if you throw yourself in front of a carin gtav while a cop near the cop will arrest the driver and offer you help
>next 72 hours of my life planned

>>583515591
Have you seen the people that work at KFC?

Nah, seriouslly, it gets greasy as fuck. There's massive pressure cookiers to clean (we had between 5-7 to clean at my store), breading table that gets filthy with flour and seasoning.

Did I mention the fucks they hire to 'work' there?

>>583515335
Yeah it is.

One is a new fish burger with a lime and corriander sauce.
We're getting popping candy in the frozen drinks, how gross is that. Umm another new thing is those cadbury buzz bars with sundaes and waffle cones are back

>>583515572

Please for the love of god torch Hastings burger king. I'll get paid out so much

>>583515818
also how are the milkshakes made and ice cream is it better then bk

>>583515706

Were you with Forsgren or RB?

>>583515740
Depends if you want to up-large or not.

>>583515806
sounds just like burger king man, I got the pleasure of cleaning the broiler, filtering the fryers and all that other gay shit nearly every night.

>>583515875
ys that

>>583515906

Nevermind.

>>583515875

>Hastings

Obviously RB. Lol.
Yeah it's still $14.25/hour starting wage. Then $15.26 after 6 months (so I've been told), and $15.94 if you're "Shift Leader certified"

>>583515906
Shit I honestly don't know man, all I know is I don't make enough money and neither do any fast food workers. People don't realise the amount of shit we have to put up with man.

>>583515223
nah we use a liquid milk mix that gets cooled in the machine

i play xbox all day and browse /b/ im on the sickness benifet ama

>>583516061
6 months after working at bk or cj?

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>>583516130
why are IDs even back?

>>583516153

CJ.

>>583515896
It's way better than burger king....both the sundaes and the shakes.

Shakes are made from pretty much the same stuff as icecreams are made from...it just forms a runnier product.

So did anybody else in Kilbirnie hear/witness that car chase that happened about an hour ago? Saw police and dogs on Duncan terrace scoping out that desolated building because I think the car stopped/crashed there but by the looks of it, the guy got away. (For those that know the area, the building with the bus outside on it's lawn.. Go fig).

>>583516197
Theres a guy at our store who's worked for BK in general for thirteen fucking years and he's only just gotten $15 p/h

>>583516070
thank god
>>583516196
to stop samefaggers :D

>>583516130
>ama
What are you on?

>>583516256
I agree, shakes and sundaes at Burger King are the fucking worst. How people enjoy them is beyond me.

>>583516356
as in
>>583516385
shakes are good

>>583516285

Is he some form of retarded? Like, genuinely.

>>583516448
Why are you on the sickness benefit?

What ails you my son?

>>583516385
Yeah but they got this new banana shake and a jelly tip icecream which sounds awesome. No where else sells banana shakes :C i know it will be a let down tho.

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>>583516591
>No where else sells banana shakes

>>583516589
autism and ocd :( other stuff but i didnt wanna here it i just wanted to go home
>mfw
>i can barely work with myself

>>583516550
Nah man just never aspired to do anything else. It's kinda sad cause he's a good bloke.
There is a guy there who is IHC but his wages are paid by them and he only does lobby cleaning. Once a week I think he works - 9 years of that shit bro

>>583516714
bloody butch bitch boy

>>583516749
>other stuff but i didnt wanna here it i just wanted to go home
Other stuff, too? Sheeit, nigga.

Your OCD must be pretty bad for it to be on your medicial cert for WINZ.

>>583516698
Not in dunedin.....

I dunno about wendys, dennys carls jr etc..cos we don't have them here

>>583516770

Nah, that's why I said "Like, genuinely". Not trying to say the guy's fucking retarded, just wondering why he'd not get pay rises at all, intellectual disability seems like the most sense. Is he not in a union or anything? What payrates are listed in your contract at BK?

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>>583516886

>>583516910
That banana shake is good man I can't even lie and I tried the jelly tip as well and its good. Benefit of working in the hole is you get to try all the new shit free

>>583516910
I'd give you a banana thick shake.

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>tfw obsessed with getting gets

>>583516886
more really of the autism

Lel moot is trolling the fuck out of /pol/ atm

>>583517048
I feel silly saying it now so I'll stop.

>unless I troll in a thread again
>implying I'm not trolling now

>>583517034
Pay rates are bad man, we only got 14.25 cause everyone else is. And I dunno what his deal is bro, just never grew up I suppose.

>>583517141
lol yeah no kidding, saw that shit.

>>583517214

But what does your contract give you for being trained etc?

>>583517381
It's 14.25 unless you're a manager, which are waged and shit. You can be hourly as a manager but its still shit pay

>>583517115
Yeah, I imagine that would be the main thing.

>are we actually even talking or is this not real?

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God Save the Queen

God Save /pol/

>>583517369
I wonder how long he'll keep it up for

>>583517473
im not a fucking retard u fag i not whats real and whats not

>>583517565
Be lulz if he deletes /pol/

>>583517571
Hahaha, settle down, I was making a joke about autists not liking to talk.