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ITT: We post our names and let others do assumptions based solely on that, then we answer if those assumptions are real or not
I'll start: Daniel
Pic unrelated
miroslav
Darian
>>583289960
you like vodka
>>583290770
you're a goddamn trickster
>>583289615
Jonathan
Miano
>inb4 italian pizza flipping cuntlord
>>583291547
Olive skinned douchebag
Marc
Spencer
>>583290974
Try again
Clayton
>>583291547
wears gold chain with every outfit but prefers wife beater gold chain combo
Trent
>>583291904
you're a nerd
>>583292032
you like nigger porn
>>583292220
overall sports guy
>>583290770
you are smart yet incredibly dumb at the same time
>>583291742
cool guy
>>583292220
kind of a douche
name: Jacob
Ethan
>>583291742
White looking Spanish guy that's feminine as fuck and has many girl friends
>>583291904
Generic white male from every video game
>>583292032
Gay
>>583292083
Gold watch, but close
>>583292220
You play football or wrestle you faggot
Paul
I've heard them all.
Kirby
>>583289615
Daniel: massive faggot. one of those people who are so normal they are weird. maybe nice, but on 4chan so no.
Harry
Chang
Gerard.
>>583292590
You suck!
Ardin
Doohan
>>583289615
Muhammed
javier
Silas
Connor
>>583292760
pretty cool guy
Jeremy
>>583292574
paul
Eric
Zack
>>583292896
Youre a fucking legend.
>>583292574
Generic white male
>>583292590
Fat faggot
>>583292632
Asian guy that everyone makes racist jokes towards because they think you're cool with them but you hate them
>>583292658
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Tyler
>>583291217
>>583289960
>>583289615
>>583290770
>>583291547
>>583291742
>>583291904
>>583292032
>>583292220
>>583292519
>>583292574
>>583292590
>>583292625
>>583292632
>>583292658
>>583292701
>>583292702
>>583292760
>>583292763
>>583292792
>>583292862
>>583292871
ur a fagit
>>583292872
u aight
>>583292896
>>583292950
>>583292971
fagits
>>583292451
I am actually pretty far from full on nerd, the hardest thing I know how to do on a computer is a factory wipe, and school isn’t even on my top five list of priorities, I do know other spencers that meet your generalization though
>>583289960
The tracksuit is strong with you
>>583290770
You're black
>>583291217
You enjoy video games
>>583291547
Wears glasses and has Sikh parents
>>583291742
French-Canadian
>>583291904
You ride a longboard
>>583292032
You want to take political science
>>583292220
You have a large chin
>>583292493
Curly hair
>>583292519
You play hockey, or are part of the douchey in-crowd
Paul
Simon
Elliot
Ian
>>583293158
...party?
>>583292959
Correct
>>583293049
Not correct
>and you're spelling it wrong
Teel
>>583292872
Gooble gobble one of us
>>583292558
I am in fact a pretty generic white male dead on, Anon
>>583293115
You peaked in 3rd grade.
>>583293087
I wear glasses but my parents are Italian. Close
>>583292971
Bearded asshole who probably wears camo
>>583289615
Tom
>>583293049
ill fite you m8 i swear on memum
>>583289615
vinay
>>583292960
Indeed a white male, go on
Dana
>>583292971
durden
>>583292950
cool black guy
>>583292896
got some sweet dance moves
>>583292871
drives a fucking nice ride
>>583293115
likes to give orders, doesnt like following them
>>583293157
you like E.T. stories
>>583293158
you're into technology stuff, maybe a technician?
>>583292862
very tall
>>583292871
super fucking weird
>>583292872
very relaxed, funny and charismatic. all in all you are an outstanding person
Mark
David
>>583293087
youre an old ass man who likes to weld metal in his spare time
>>583293087
actually I do not ride a long board, you were in the bible you faggot
>>583292950
Have you ever owned a jock strap
jacob
George
Zac, just spelt like that, not shortened from anything else
Jade
>>583292493
That's actually right
Omar
Frank, or Frankie, I'll respond to either
>>583293487
Noice assumption mate
>>583293487
somebody watched power rangers
>>583293581
no sorry brah
Ness
>>583289615
Jack
Dustin
>>583293612
Long small face, may have glasses? probably uses a shirt on a regular basis
Albin here, make assumptions!
alex
>>583293087
Black and white
I usually refuse to admit I go on this site, but I admit I'm intrigued.
Bryson
>>583293612
you have strawberry blonde hair have a girlfriend who is a foot taller then you and is mixed which is awkward as hell, you are annoying as fuck and are a major faggot as well
>>583293834
Giygas
>>583293692
you were in pikmin
Mitchell, normally just Mitch.
>>583293692
your a wetback
sean
>>583292701
You have some kind of mental disorder
Connor
Sergio
>>583293512
a good friend, also an asshole but people still like you for that
>>583293551
you're a jew
>>583293612
you give up way too early on the shit you do
>>583293621
will be president someday
>>583293626
you got a nice style bro
>>583293658
you like jewels
>>583292862
Every Connor I've met is a good-looking cocky dick
>>583292971
Every Tyler I've ever known has been white, blond, and blue-eyed.
>>583293343
>old ass man who likes to weld
>is 19, like to perform music
>>583293576
Lots of Jews and frogs were in the Bible, too. Does that make me a Jewish frog by proxy?
>>583289615
Jordan
>>583293867
White and you like spongebob
>>583293867
you were born in august
>>583293724
Annoying and short
>>583292760
Loves the peaceful religion
Miles
This ought to be good.
Kiowa
>>583294085
black
ball is life
Edgar
>>583294085
I'd like to think that you're not a nigger
>>583294034
you have the overwhelming urge to cover everything you own in your semen
Johann
>>583294091
Good job.
Used to watch Spongebob religiously.
>>583294039
>will be president someday
I'm Canadian so I'll take that as 'prime minister someday'
I'm flattered
>>583294116
Nope.
>>583294230
You are Goku's son
>>583294084
definitely, you are also hail, locust and wine that is actually blood of some dude with a beard who seems to be high all of the time and can do miracles, I was trying to say you are unique as fuck ;)
>>583294014
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao Connor club
Jason
Curtis
Pic related (close enough)
>>583293626
Your mom was a dirty-blonde hippy
>>583294201
And you had a bad goth phase
>>583294176
You tried fingering yourself once and sniffed it
>>583293692
You used to wear a boo hat
Joelle
>>583293692
Mexican
>>583293724
An old man, who likes to drink shitty beer.
>>583293834
A creep, who is always on his DS.
>>583293851
Average piece of average shit, you average motherfucker.
>>583293867
You like things that were ment for children, and you are slightly retarded.
>>583293908
You cannot discern the need for you to start wearing clothing a size bigger.
>>583293927
God-tier basketball player, plagued by intellectual and pigment color based failures.
>>583293956
You were hardcore raised to the religion of your family growing up, and you listen to metal.
>>583293908
Have a great name
>>583294143
>>583294449
Forgot pic lol
>>583294514
Fat as fuck
>>583292862
Connor club (Replied to maself the first time)
>>583294172
Haha I feel like I grow disconnected from Islam every single day but if any other muslim guy knows that I am losing my religion that they're gonna ostracize me. Which sucks.
Brandon
Abigail
>>583294181
When you first grew a mustache you kept it for way too long before realizing it was an awkward ratstache that made girls shudder
>>583294039
are you a god
>>583294528
I'm not even remotely retarded. Sorry.
Patrick
Julien
with an E
capcha: rockyon
Dustin
Tommy. Do your worst.
>>583294545
Thank you
nathan
Lol nope I'm a size 2
Maxim
>>583294831
Already done, we like spongebob, are white, and are slightly retarded.
Matt
Andy
>>583294803
Newfag, types the capcha in the chat
>>583293867
you like to make out with black chicks
>>583294492
I listen to muzak, got my hair short all the time and respect everyone. Wrong assumption.
>>583294710
wife material, 10/10 would marry
>>583294689
you're /fit/
>>583294734
hahahahaha I wish
>>583294431
Also Connor, represent
>>583294528
>You were hardcore raised to the religion of your family growing up, and you listen to metal.
Second part is right I do listen to metal. Wasn't very into religion but my mom was, still never went though.
>>583294176
You were around scooby doo alot growing up.
>>583294181
Your spirit animal is a polar bear.
>>583294201
You enjoy satire, especially The Onion, and you like tea.
>>583294230
You too need to wear shits a size up.
>>583294440
You like sports, and wear hats alot.
>>583294449
You enjoyed Arnold Schwarzenegger's rule of California.
>>583294514
You can sow, and watch Netflix.. That's about it..
>>583294689
You are either a skinny black mane or a fat white male.
>>583294710
Your parents are a bore, because they made such an original name; however you are highly orriginal.
Bryan
>>583294831
you also like to make out with black chicks
>>583294091
Yes and yes
>>583294116
February
>>583295003
Got me spot on brotha, maybe you are the god Jacob says
>>583294831
You have bad taste in haircuts and find cars very intersting
>>583294871
You like to wear jeans
Ethan
>>583295071
Holy shit, you got that right, motherfucker, both The Onion and the tea
Tristan Orion
David
>>583295071
....its joelle. Do you actually know me? Because I really feel like you must.
>>583295071
Wrong on both
>>583294689
you have long gross hair
>>583294710
youre obsessed with anime
>>583294758
youre overweight
>>583294832
youre a fucking toddler
>>583294871
youre an asshole
My name's quentin, fuck me
>>583294528
Wrong
>>583295309
Pretentious
>>583289615
I imagine someone who is chill, twink-y, sometimes douchey.
>>583290770
This awesome girl gave me a flower at work yesterday. Her name was Darien. meh.
>>583291217
play violin
>>583291904
tall, wear too much black
>>583292032
rugged
>>583292220
has either a really great taste in music or a really shitty one, no inbetween
>>583292493
werewolf
>>583292519
class clown
Alison
Hugo
>>583295391
A 19 year old toddler... you got me.
>>583295139
Mexican asshole who asks me for a dollar everyday and calls me racist every time i refuse
>>583295391
Nope
>>583294039
That's pretty damn accurate actually...
>>583295038
>>583295237
>>583295376
I am godsend, and really high.
>>583295407
>>583295390
These are just mistakes.
>>583295376
If you lived in Texas, I know you.
>>583289960
where are you from?
megan
>>583294980
I'm not sure that I've ever even touched a black chick.
>>583292590
Excels in construction or design
>>583292625
Your parents are divorced
>>583292632
You're black
>>583292658
You have black hair and a subdued smile
>>583292701
Your parents call themselves affluent
>>583292702
You're studying engineering
>>583292760
You're athletic
>>583292763
You're French-Canadian
>>583292792
You play piano
>>583292862
You play hockey or video games avidly
>>583292871
You're a bully, or you don't take shit
>>583292896
You have a small, tight-knit circle of friends
>>583292950
You're blond or you have aspergers
>>583292971
You have an acoustic guitar
>>583293115
You have an interest in the military
>>583293157
You've tried weed at least three times
>>583293158
You don't take much seriously, and it makes for a lot of fun times
>>583293385
You enjoy ready sometimes
>>583295458
true on the tall, I wear to much navy blue not black you were close though
>>583289615
maahhhhhhh nigga! My name is also Daniel
Molly
Jesse
>>583295309
Tristan: You know the etymological origin of your name and get off on watching yourself jack it
>>583295473
Alison: You like handbags or soccer
>>583295212
Ethan: You own six polo shirts
>>583295778
slut.
>>583295778
a bunch of kids at my school are trying to find you
>>583293919
Interesting
>>583295071
Jason here, I actually don't like sports and take pride in the way my hair looks.
Sarah
Jon
>>583295973
And you're a giant cuck faggot.
>>583295529
you cant fool me, pickles
>>583296018
girl who pretends to be a lesbian for attention
>>583289615
Vergil
>>583294401
Spencer is a confusing little cunt
>>583293476
You have a big family dog
>>583293512
You're introverted
>>583293551
You have faced great heartache as of late
>>583293612
You have a slim build
>>583293621
You have brown hair
>>583293658
You're a sexy asian woman
>>583293692
You wear glasses (sometimes); you know your shit, and put bitches in their place with humor
>>583293834
Leather jackets work for you
>>583293867
You enjoy smoking weed but only occasionally
>>583294034
You have a larger than average nose, but a big heart
>>583294176
You're fucking huge, but you can't grow a lot of facial hair
Jimbert
>>583296020
Probably gay
>>583289615
nicholas. come at me fags
>>583294832
eternally the 'kid'
>>583294971
Asian.
>>583295071
My dad is an artist who travelled Europe, plays mad guitar, graphic designer, loves nature. My mom is a beautiful slut with a personality disorder.
>>583295391
Maybe a few years ago. You're a total sportsfag.
>>583295745
that makes you better. black is soopy
>>583296018
super basic
Eduardo
>>583295473
You're short, white, and have brown hair
>>583295708
You enjoy feminism, or at least the failure of it. You also prefer to wear long socks in the spring.
>>583295778
You own too many band t-shirts.
>>583295831
You prefer wooden countertops.
>>583296018
You have taken off a bra before, and the strap has broken and hitten your eye.
>>583296167
You are very tall, and have an serious accent.
Doug
>>583293739
hahahaha, got that right bro
>>583295752
Bro fist, mah nigga!
>>583295778
smoking hot, and you know how to take advantage of that
>>583295831
you don't have the success you deserve
>>583296020
actually good with the ladies, but somehow just fuck up at the end
>>583296265
spic
helped build facebook
now is not a us citizen
>>583296265
You enjoy sucking the penis of dogs
Barrack
>>583296152
Your right
>>583296341
My father
>>583294492
Hm, i mean, i definitely remember watching it..
>>583295071
Interesting, i'm skinnyfit, mostly the skinny, but yeah if i were to attempt a beard i'm pretty sure it'd be shite
Jonah
>>583296371
This fuckin guy
>>583296308
Sarah here, how would that even happen? Feeling the need to find a way now.
>>583296341
are a dog.
>>583291742
Dutch living in America
>>583296535
oops, fucked up, here's what i meant, minus what i said
>>583294492
...
>>583295071
>>583296152
Kiefer
>only one person doing guessing
>>583295473
You probably talk a lot.
>>583295523
A little slow but an chill guy
>>583295708
Annoying cunt who tries to fit in where she doesn't belong
>>583295831
You like trucks, or cars in general. But specifically trucks.
>>583296148
You hate faggots named Dante
>>583296152
I am confusing because I was looking to start a fight by mentioning the bible but you handled the situation well so I decided to respect that and respond respectfully
Kevin
>>583296308
wrong on both ends. I wish I could wear long socks in spring...too hot here.
>>583296453
I never replied to you faggot
>>583295907
I don't think so. I've always been in monogamous relationships. But I respect your opinion.
>>583295941
2funni
>>583296371
Heh, much appreciated. But I don't think so.
>>583296308
Don't think I own a single band tshirt
Sawyer
>>583296439
people sleep in you
>>583296341
you look like that weird guy from the goonies. you know the one
>>583296265
you act like you're funny but you're really just a boring person
>Abigail is a god tier name, for those who haven't rated me. I rate myself and win.
>>583289615
Jonte'
Ok, I'll play. Leo.
>>583293851
>Jack
>>583294528
Same name, sounds about right.
>>583296827
you like rush
Darrell
> pic related
>>583296827
r gay.
last name is martin
>>583296757
Have my babies
>>583296152
>>583294039
Of course. My name is Jade, so you automatically assume I'm a woman and Asian. Fuckers.
Colt
>>583296971
negative.
>>583296148
You like shrimp
>>583296167
You wear a baseball cap
>>583296827
Youre a funny guy but sometimes your jokes fall flat
also I am Maxim
>>583296472
what are you still doing up? go to bed son
>>583296654
shh, don't tell anyone
>>583296860
I do enjoy a good babe ruth
>>583296735
wow that is very close :O
>>583296758
1337 supreme haxx00r
>>583296827
cool redneck
>>583296896
you've got a sweet leather jacket, also you ride a motorcycle
>>583296975
You like drugs, also plays a lot of vidya
>>583296758
youre ripped as shit
>>583296875
youre poor as shit
>>583296896
you like fucking with people
>>583297016
you got shot
>>583289615
zane
wesley
>>583297016
>>583297016
negativo
>>583296152
As Dustin, you are accurate as fuck
>>583297041
I would but I think that is anatomically impossible
Milo
>>583296341
You have a large amount of belts (5+).
>>583296439
You share a household with 6+ people.
>>583296554
You have never been on a ferris wheel.
>>583296758
You cry more watching children's films then you do adult films.
>>583296827
You owe someone alot of money.
>>583297105
You don't own a single gun.
>>583297234
You were a joke growing up, now you're.. whatever.
>>583297215
>youre poor as shit
>$650-700 a month
Yes you are right about that.
Brandon
>>583296860
>people sleep in you, lulz
>>583297150
You live 600 miles away, you can't tell me what to do!
>>583297234
u drive a shitstang
Nikki
>>583297075
I'm sorry for knowing three asian girls named Jade
Martavious
>>583297113
then you're a faggot
>>583297423
you're a nigger with bulging eyes
>>583297234
Will be as badass as you think you are once you get /fit/
>>583297225
ninja master
>>583297395
if this were the middle ages, you'd be a fucking conqueror
Elizabeth
>>583291742
nerd
>>583291904
douche
>>583292032
douche
>>583292220
Funny dude
>>583292493
You`re chill but don't make friends easily
>>583296018
probably a slut
>>583296020
You are the tits
>>583296439
Nigger
>>583296735
You`re a stoner
>>583296758
Straight up cool dude
Brandon
>>583297150
I like Tyler too
>>583297105
Absolute hockey douche
Jordan
>male
>hate this name
>>583297395
your bestfriend is otis
>>583297105
your last name is luka
>>583296971
you funny little shit
>>583296254
Autistic tard
>>583297423
>>583297614
not enough room for 3 brandons
>gtfo