>>583193038
Fugly bitch

Be upfront with me. Do you find me attractive?

So how's it been going? When Ya gonna come see me :)

>>583193252
Winrar

>You look good btw

this is some hardcore nightfighting

Let's hook up some day

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>>583193392

It was the first text so I didn't want to open with fugly bitch.

She replied fast to the other winrar

>>583193252
I almost don't want op to do this because I know that bitch has some nasty looking tits and I know op can get them if we help

>>583193724
Fucking OP doesn't even deliver. 0/10 she's not even attractive, 3/10 at best

In a house. Anyway, I just wanted to say that you're like, a 10/10 on the beautiful scale.

Ive always fantisized about me sticking it in youre pooper

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>>583193632

She said "do you forget I have a bf"

Was that photo post or pre cumshot?

>>583194062

waiting on OP

I want you. I want to fuck you so hard. I am holding my dick. Please, I want to see your pussy. Send me a picture of your wet pussy.

>>583194080
No, but I'm gonna fuck you until you forget you have a bf

>>583194080
the fucking cheating bitch winked god damn whores have no honor

Fuck that, someone call her and cuck OP

let me cut to the chase. There's two ways we could do this: 1. I could ask you on a date, we would go out for a lovely romantic meal. Iy would be slightly awkward at first as we met on tinder but once you realise I'm a funny charismatic guy you soon relax into my company. From then on thing would go smoothly. Frequent dates progressing into a relationship, we would love and laugh and generally enjoy each other's company. Eventually i pluck up the courage and ask you to marry me. We move into our first house. After falling pregnant you quit work and I take over the financial responsibilities myself. Not long after the second child come along and things start going downhill. You let yourself go and only have time for the kids, I'm working long hard hours to pay for the family and love leaves the relationship. I start an affair and my stupidity and bad lying leads to you finding out. Divorce. You get the kids and we agree that I can see them at weekends. The poor children then grow up with parents that hate each other. Thats not fair on them, which brings me to item 2. We have a quickie, use a johnny. Everyone wins. Think of the kids.

No, I didn't. You should though. For one night.

I want to paint your ass green and spank it like a disobedient avocado

Tell her you want her

Tell her her face is gross and should never show it again.

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>>583194062

Done

you're on /b/

well a sneack peak of your body never hurt anyone

Well, it has been awhile since the last time we spoke. We need to talk more!

I want to bury my cock so deep in your ass, that the person who could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

We could have a threesome. He can't be much uglier than you

I want to cum on your glasses. Pic of your pussy? Please

>>583194080
Hold on... We're gonna get u laid my man.. " oh do you now.... Im sure he won't mind ;) what Ya got goin today?"

I did not care for "The Godfather"

>>583194420
*berry

Ask her why her face looks like that

She is wearing glasses and a red dress!

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>>583194349

>>583194349
Lol, yeah u fucked up.. U aren't getting any saying shit like that bro hah

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>>583194558
thank you

tell your bf to come ill suck his cock

>>583194606
"What are you into?"

"Well we should still hook up"

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Honestly, I'd eat the corn out of your shit just to say we had lunch together...

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Send her my cock.

>>583193038
>ID Meg
Shut up Meg

You will be. I wanna asscum you. Picture?

>>583194606
Let try and see this faggot.... " and I'm fuckin with you btw :p but really when I comin to see me? " maybe this will save u if u didn't already fuck it up bad enough

>>583194606

bitch when I'm done with you it's the only thing you'll be able to do

Well, I'd like your other hole then ;)

>>583194793
Reroll

>>583194828
Lol

Do you like movies about gladiators?

>>583194134
roll

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I'm glad they shot that Michael Brown nigger scum

>>583194793
Re roll

How and where did you meet her online?

hitler did nothing wrong

>>583194606
All girls are in to anal, they just haven't found the right cock yet. Mine is right for you, 3" uncut baby

ask her a pic of her pussy

Tell her you want to duck her feet #soleman

>>583194134
reroll

>>583195082
winrar

Tell her you wish she had a huge cock.

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you look like you eat your feelings

>>583195119
Reroll

I really wanna hook up though. You'd be doing me a giant favor! My friend just bet me a hundred bucks that I wouldn't fuck you.

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I too have felt the cold, hard pudding pop that is Bill Cosby's penis

lets go dude Jesus, post some shit

>>583194819
reroll

>>583195132
winnar

>>583193038
Bang her till she's bloody and sore

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>>583195132

>>583195829
Now this
>>583194819

>>583194819
Send her his cock

>>583195829
"when can you send it"

Ask her why she talks to normal people?

Also ask her if her eyebrows are real.

>>583195829
Rolling for "I can wait ;)"

>>583195971
roll

>>583196010

>>583195829
Bahahahahahahaha dude I swear u fucks... Do yall not know how to fuckin talk to women.. I'm not saying I'm God.. But it's not hard to talk the panties off a chick dude... Tell her.... "Oh, why's that?"

No go to the bathroom and do it now!

>>583196089
don't use wink face it's for goddamn faggots

>>583195829
We got pussy win boys. Don't fuck this up

Well since you cant show me your pussy i can show you my wiener

I'm not a patient man, I've gutted kittens for less

Your pussy in my mouth is my favourite fantasy... I think of it every day

>>583195829
I know you have nudes on your phone, send me one.

>>583196212
Send her the cock that has been posted here...

>>583196010
>reroll

>>583195829
"at the moment"

guys dont fuck this for him, send the dick pic someone posted to her

Why is OP the only one texting her? We all have her number

>>583196191rerolling

>>583196183
Roll for something then... Don't be a faggot.
Enlighten us

Oh, why's that?

oh shit, that bitch is from NH...

>>583195971
rolling

>>583196191
Rerolling one last time for this!

"I know you have some nudes you could send me"

>>583196336
Shes ulgy tho

http://xdd2.com/phn/603/534/9740/%28603%29534-9740/0

>>583194819
roll

Send her dick pic

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>>583193038
>>583187792
cam whore name:
>Ashley Jones
youtube channel: Dill Weed:
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAUpUqwlP6aIJWi-924kfNw
board:
>/ashleyj/
subreddit:
>none
irc:
>rizon.net/chat
channel
>#AshleyJ
>#PixieChan
top cucks:
>yuno
>mosey

lives in Kansas or Colorado
NEET
FAILED FIRST YEAR OF UNI
LIVES IN A BASEMENT
WOOD EVERYWHERE
IT ISNT TRAILER 666

"If you got time to text you got time to send me a pic of your pussy. Do it. ;)"

>>583196505
this

"I know you have some nudes you could send me

I am in a hurry, think you can send it within the next hour?

>>583196662
winrar

>>583196645
Roll on for this

I want to massage your cervix with an ice cream scoop whole I tongue punch your farthole

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>>583196336

>>583196378
Winrar

does your pussy squeak when you are making fuck?

Dick pic, now

>>583196859
Reroll

>>583196336

>>583196645
Rolling for this.

>>583196336
cuz not everybody in here is an edgy newfag

>>583196662

>>583195829
Someone whiteknught this fuck bad

>>583195829
I'm not going to lie, I really want to fuck you... You have those eyes which just beg for it.

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>>583196336

>>583196336
At least wait until she shows some skin.

>>583197171
Why don't you then faggot instead of telling us what to do?

Is OP dead?

>>583196336
Cause if we do than she will not give up the goods. Dumb ass

>>583197457
"It's cool, but I do reciprocate, so..."

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>>583197457
>thot

>>583197457
"Sure you can" and send her the dic pic

>>583197457
Bitch I want to choke your pussy to death

>>583197603
This

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>>583197457
>>583197457
This is op here guys. Idk what happened I'm on my phone.

>>583197603
roll

>>583197662
>Bitch I want to choke your pussy to death
winrar ahah

How about a trade then? Pics of me for pics of you?

>>583197457
"Come on, make my day"

You can add "punk" at the end for giggles if you really want to lose

>>583197757
Fuck no... thread is kill

>>583197662
>>583197757


Fucking say it OP.

"Bitch I want to choke your pussy to death"

>>583197457
Don't make me beg! lol I'll send you my cock...

>>583197662
Winrar

>>583197735
"I am posting this conversation on an image bored known as 4chin."

>>583197457
Send her a pic of a cock! now! Right the fuck now! And say " oops, I accidently sent that to you my bad :p you should " accidently" send me on u already have? ;)" do it now u fuckin faggot! She just contemplating on her bf.. Do this! Naoowww!

Don't do it op

>>583197735
Ok I understand. Next time you're with your boyfriend you should send some then :^) it'd be pretty saucy don't you think?

>>583197924
underageb&

Lol. I'm texting her. Gonna suave this bitch.

Its to late op, we already got her number

>>583197662
Ignore this faggot OP

are you into teacher-student fanasies? ;)

>>583197836
reroll

>>583198034
Roll

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>>583197662
Winrar

>>583197735
Sure you can. You've already sent one and now i'm lusting for more.

>>583198058
Post results, cuck OP

>>583198232
OH SHIT LOL

Uh oh, this thread is getting interesting

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>>583198232
send her this

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>>583198232

>>583198232
It's all fucked now

>>583198232
Fucking idiot OP, thread is dead.

gdi faster

>>583198232
And that's the end of that... Idiot

>>583198232
Send her

"I'm gonna doublenigger your shitchute, slang it hoe"

Rolling for "you know I turn you on"

Op done fucked up

>>583198232
ohh fuck

>>583198374
Not even his real dick

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>>583198232
Haha dude she was thinking about it? I know she was... We could've all had nudes.. She was right on the edge... You don goofed

cmon i'm getting hornier

>>583198374
Rolling for that!

>>583198630
lolling hard here

I hope this 360's and she comes back with a straight up pussy shot

>>583198662
WINNER
WINNER

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Bitch is ugly as shit but i kek'd when I saw her number

>>583198662
winrar

Right...Im out...Thanks OP for the entertainment it was good while it lasted

I like to lick niggers asses, and get big all,over my face. Do you like the nigger munching?

Faggots had to kill this thread.
Good job OP, next time ignore those idiots.

>>583198662
winrar!!!

>>583198885
Agreed, this thread went from great to shit pretty fast.

>>583198885
LOL U MAD BRO

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>>583198662

Winrar

>>583198885
>>583199026
pretty standard, people cant just let a good thing be, they always have to ruin it for no reason at all

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In other news...

>>583199069
Op are you black?

>>583199069
tepkok OP

That escalated quickly

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>>583199069

>>583199069
and it's not even fully hard yet

>>583199069
no one laughs and no one gets pics of her naked. This couldn't have gone worse

>>583199151
plug ur shit in bro

>>583199151
Rolling for sending the nigger cock

>>583199151
the hero this thread needs

>>583199256
It's your guys' fault, really. OP started off not doing rolls that ruined it and get bitched at for not delivering.

>>583199151
Slayer of op
You are the new king, the new hero
We are ready to roll in your name

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>>583199151

thread=404

Rolls. For. 3. Got her convinced I'm one of her bfs old friends.

>>583199069
"I got tan"

>>583199525
Damn instant fanboy you wanna suck his dick as well?

>>583199706
what part of NH are you from?

Rolling for "I'm still waiting for those nudes, it's time to get freaky"

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>>583199706
where in NH?

>>583197757
You unfunny fuck, good job ruining thread

OP it was fun.
gj of not being a betafag and even send retarded shit

>>583199903
Well bumped bro... well bumped.

>>583199706
Yea I used to hang out with him and Eric haha. Not really to much though. So anyways what's up with you?

>>583199903
bump for wat? asshole win

>>583199903
Right in time... as always

>>583199903

Anyone else texting this bitch? Op posted phone number

I live in NH find out where this bitch is from

I'm not sending that faggot bump btw. If we're doing this, we do it well

>>583200037
Roll

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>>583200221
just ask her where shes from so I can go bang her

>>583199903
Hue
Buuuuuuuuumpp

>>583200172
Someone text her and ask the number she's texting, then we fuck with that faggot

>>583193038
OK Mega Man

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>>583199754

>>583200037
Rollllllleiooooo

>>583200409
Roll

>>583193038
dear god i hope her name is meg
>OKMeg

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sorry I just want your nudes to send to everyone on social media.

Whoever is texting her bake new bread. This OP was a fkn fagget

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Bfs number
Also, she called me Brandon shaker. Th find

>>583200571
Roll

Where is new op?

>>583194221
Win

>>583200696
Newfug.

>>583193038
That's my Fucking sister.
Abort! She has had 7 sti's this year
Your cock will fall off just by looking at her

>>583200753
Yea or Eric's

>>583200696
> ▲
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Get on my level newbie.

>>583200937
Wait what now

Alright boys. Thread is kill. Looks like someone white knighted. She hasn't texted back.

>>583194221
rollin'

>>583201067
Don't believe it son, he's just seeking attention.

>>583201035
>    ▲
>  ▲▲
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>>583200956
Roll

>>583201096
OK meg whatever. No one likes you

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>>583201096
Don't thank me anon.

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fuck it

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>>583201096
Omgshe replied lmao

>>583201204
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>>583201096
What's her name op. Be of some use

>>583201141
Seems retardedly pointless.

>>583201408
Yes... Is that bad?

>>583201067
Ayyy.
Never seen the slut in my life but bread is dead

>>583201408
Ayy lmao


Message her "Sorry about that, anyway where's those pussy shots?"

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>>583201283

>>583196336
Brilliant

>>583201408
"I am sorry"

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>>583201574
roll