>>583152721

Guy in front of you.

blue sweatshirt

yourself

>>583152721
kid in the santa hat

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Inb4 FBI

>>583152721
yourself

Put it away and go home you edgy faggot.

>>583152721
0/10 bullshitting faggot, you haven't even said where you are from.

>>583152721
What country is this? How will I know it happened since literally no one is in school in mine right now?

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>>583152721
yourself faggot
cut vertically down your forearm not side to side

teacher

>>583152721
>>583152846
yea shank yourself faggot

>>583152874
This

>>583152883
roll

what city and guy in bright blue shirt.

Kid with the santa hat on

>>583152721
Go for the teacher
scream loudly while you're doing it so people will try and defend he/she, stab them in the process.

The table

>>583152883
roll

yourself

yourself

>>583153000
Can't beat them trips, stab yourself faggot.
Make sure you yell that guns don't kill people, you do.

>>583153000
trips should count for something.

rolling again for yourself.

Why don't you start by cutting your own dick off?

how about you put the knife away before you fuck up and end up in prison for attempted murder and having a weapon on a campus. Then youll be the one getting stabbed.

yourself

yourself

>>583153037
re-roll

>>583153058
reroll

Santa hat kid, yell "fuck santa" as you do it

>>583152721
the fat fuck on the left

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>>583152721
so when did you get out?

Kid with Santa hat

The fattest one. While doing it, scream FATTIES DESERVE TO DIE.

Kill yourself

>>583152721
yourself

The backpack.

>>583153210
roll

>>583152721
no one you creepy fuck

>>583153000
rolling again

Every book you see

>>583152721
rollin for any niggers or spics

>>583153148
he's probably one of the cowards who is planning to kill himself at the end so he doesn't have to face consequences.

or it's fake.

>>583153239
this

Kill yourself

>>583153239

>>583152721
yourself

In the neck pls
All the way, OP

>>583153058
rolling

>>583153276
reroll

>>583153315
reroll

>>583153369
sheeeeiiit

Yourself

stab that fucking table the knife is sitting on

Stab yourself. 47 get.

yourself op

>>583153276rolling

>>583153148
reroll. Why are you sitting by yourself? nobody dislikes you. You most likely have never talked to any of them. get to know them instead of "hurr im gonna stab someone" you fucking idiot.

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Roll

>>583152721
Timestamp faggott, go for the teacher first, head towards the door, and shank a motherfucker if he goes to the door

timestamp

>>583152883
Gotta agree. Rollin'

>>583153341
reroll

a minority

stab yourself in the dick op

that will show them... that will show them all!

the fat one trying to hide in camo at the back

Stab yourself OP

Cut that girl's hair

Stab your own dick'n'balls

>>583152721
yourself right after you declare that you will become the king of the pirates

>>583152721
randomly throw the knife at the other students as hard as you can

>>583153458
Reroll. Your teacher, then stab yourself in the chest

yourrseeelllff

>>583153000
rolling for this guy

>>583152721
Get the attention of the entire class then stab your dick.

>>583153148
He's already fucked up by posting. Assuming OP is in britain or any other European country, the popo will probably break down his door and kick his teeth(or lack there of) in.

>>583153369

The floor

>>583152883
Roll

Guy in back with a what seems to be a chrismas hat on.

>>583153604
hha, this

yourself

Rollin' for yourself

Don't stab anyone.

RIGHT IN A BENIS xDDD

>>583152874
Reroll

teacher

>>583153647
faggot

Get called on, Shout "That's not a Knife,"
Then pull it out. "THIS IS A KNIFE."
And then stab yourself in the chest.

yourself

>>583153647
winrar

do it to yourself op. walk to front of class on do it. reroll

stab yourself in the dick

girl with the big red whats it in the frong

>>583153647
winner

Offer to cut someone's sandwich in half

>>583153647
winrar, prepare your shit OP

Yell "fuck her right in the pussy!" Then stab yourself

The air

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>>583153647
Winrar

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER PENIS DILDO PENIS DILDO PENIS

>>583153647
gay

>>583153647
WINRAR!!!

the faggot who is yourself. Faggot.

>>583152846
Rolling for this.

>>583153693
reroll

>>583153647
Sorry kids no Christmas this year

>>583153610
European countries feds do not give two shits about what happens at 4chan, finfag here.

>>583152721
whatever the fuck is sitting to the right of the guy with the blue shirt.

>>583153647

WINRAR

knife sucks, go home

>>583153647
winrar, delivar OP

>>583152883
roll

Stab the hottest girl there

>>583152721
yourself please.

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No one, don't ruin your christmas or anyone else's. Have a blessed day.

And have some garlic bread

Rolling for: Stab teacher

get the kid in the santa hat

Cut off your own nuts and throw them at some random girl

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>>583153819
well
see you in hell

>>583153647
Fuck I think that might be me

self in leg

>>583153647
Am I the only one who noticed that guy is in the front of the room, not the back>

>>583153647
do it faggot

>>583153943
proof

Yourself

local police are inbound

>>583152721
>implying you can do more than scratch someone with a small knife like that

>>583153978
no, I'm not semi-retarded either

yourself

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>>583153943

None. No one is impressed.

You require a knife? How brave and big of you, you coward. Throw the knife in the bin and walk away.

You need to grow up.

You look like a child, not a man.

>>583152846
this

>>583153647
Shit, die please

>>583153210
Roll for this

>>583153487
Reroll

Chair. Yell out it touched your butt while you slice it to hell.

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>>583154131

Attention whore... Stab yourself

>>583154108
Good shit just wanted to make sure I wasn't alone.

>>583154131
>HURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR IM A FAGGOT DURRRRRRRRRRR
>NO DO DIS DURRRRRRRRRRRR
>MOM ANAL NURRRRRRRRR

>>583154147
Winner

Yourself in the eye

If op is not on news within 12 hours he will receive a perm ban if moot shall have it.

>>583153698
Rolling for this

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>>583154147
HAHA win, OP must an hero now

>>583154147
winrar

stab yourself op you said you would deliver.

>>583154147
Secondary winrar!
OP get yourself second.
Murder suicide FTW.

>>583154131
moral fag

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Well, 47 was already rolled and op hasn't delivered

>>583154147
too late
>>583153647

>>583154147
winnrar?

>>583154387
so his choice is permaban from 4chan, or permaban from society?

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>>583153647
DIS ONE?

>>583152721
OP, it would help if you told us where you are.
>inb4 informing police there is a psychopath on campus

>>583154629
DO IT

>>583154629
well shit hes still here

>>583154629

yessssss right in the head

>>583154501
fucking spewing that I wasn't the first.
Oh well, OP is a pussy for wanting to fuck up people's lives.

Hopefully he delivars an heros

>>583154521
It's the same shit. I doubt he could live without us

>>583154629
OH GOD

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>>583154629

>>583154629
do it faggot

>>583154629
YES OH GOD YES

>>583154629
Yeah fuck his christmas!

>>583154629
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE. FUCK HIS SHIT OP. I HAD FORSEEN IT >>583153647

>>583154629

dont do it faggot

Op never delivers

Please don't do thsi

>>583154629

are you in germany? poland? sweden?

>>583154521
>Not already having yoruself permabanned from society

What are you even doing here?

>>583154629
I believe that's the one they speak of but don't do it or you shall be bent over in the showers of prison and soap shall fall out of you pockets as spaghetti has been confiscated

>>583154629
I'm not sure if I can stomach this.

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>>583154629
fuck father Christmas

>>583152721
dont do it meng

>>583154629
inb4 santa hat man is kill

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>>583154629
Posting in epic thread

>>583152721
record you stabbing him

>>583152883
rolling

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>>583154629
Yessss...gooood
Let the hate flow through you

@583152883 lol

@583152896 :)

pls time stamp

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Raepface activated

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Well shit on a godamn dick

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>>583154629

>>583155003

Being. This. New

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>>583154852
>OH PLZ NO DONT HURT PPL PLZ GUIZE NO <3

>>583154629
GEORGE SOSNOWSKI WAS HERE

i feel sorry for that guy

>>583154629
Yeah but remember someone also rolled to stab yourself too. So please do.

>>583154629
How the fuck we gonna know you did it OP?

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>>583154886
but it was already decided he will do a murder suicide
>>583154629
DO IT YOU FUCKER.FUCK'EM UP

@ 583155003
:P

@ 583155047

:')

flip coin. heads male, tales female.

first person who comes to your mind of that sex.

DUN DUN DUN!

>>583155098
news

>>583154629
Stop it not him! He's my boyfriend. I'm reporting you to the principal eight now

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>>583154131

>>583155098
There's this thing called video.

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Guys if OP delivers he's not gonna post again, he'll probably get tackled to the ground or some shit.

Sweet christ, why is this happening

no one

>>583155003
>>583155047
>@
my sides

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brosting in epic bread

>>583155121
god i hope this is bait

>>583154629
GPS info from EXIF data has given away your location, reporting it to your local authorities OP. Good luck with the anal rape in prison.

It's been awhile since we've had one of these. Better not be bullshit.

You are gonna get BTFO by the first person you come at with that tiny thing. I would let you stab me full force in the shoulder as I prepare my side arm and blow your head off you fuck.

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@583155121
check out my epic meme, i call it genius clown

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>>583155073
why? op's not going to do anything, he's just attention whoring.

this thread is going to 404 and we will never hear from OP again and there will be no stabbing.

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>>583154131
is /b/ actually infested with moral fags now or just trolls?

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>>583154992
Do it

>>583155140
It doesn't involve a gun so there's no gun control angle for the media to pitch to people. He'll just wind up in jail and forgotten unless someone hears about it in local news.

Why don't you stab some drug dealer or corrupt politician?

if youre serious where is he?
I want to check the local news

>>583155140
No shit! What city, state so we can check out the local news.

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>>583155171
Faggot

>>583155252
kek

record with your phone, run away as fast as you can, upload asap

Posting in what is hopefully the last illegal thing done on 4chan. The fappening didn't shut us down. The bodies before didnt. Maybe Christmas stabbing guy will. Skee Skee skee

>>583155284
Agreed, OP will not deliver.

>>583155252
where is he?

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FUCK IM SO FUCKED UP JUST DID THIS IM GETTING THE FUCK OUT FROM HERE

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>>583155252
>pic related

>>583153610
That or a durka durka will soon enough.

>>583152721
Prop up your phone and set up a stream of you stabbing him

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>>583155387

>>583155424

what?

>>583155424
HOLY FUCK

>>583155424
Run, Forrest, Run!

>>583155424
bullshit

>>583155424
Jesus fucking christ.

>>583153058
roll

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>>583155424
oh....... OP delivers?

Usually some fag lives near him and hears it on his local news

>>583155120
In that case its fine as long as he yells that not a knife stabs Santa hat fellow then yells this is a knife and stabs himself
Capcha: chief sockiem

>>583155424
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>583155424
whut m8

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>>583155424

>>583155424
Liar, pussy.

>>583155424
BULLSHIT
U
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L
S
H
I
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>>583155424
lol autistic faggot kill yourself

He didnt actually fucking idiots

>>583155252

And what are you using to view this?

http://regex info/exif.cgi?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fb%2F1417768253092.jpg sees no EXIF data...

>>583155424
Oh no! You took a blurry pic of his back!!! The horror! Fuck off faggot!

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>>583155424
Come on, I can't see shit.

>>583155424
pic of knife

http://4archive.org/b/thread/583152721

archived just in case legit

>>583152721
blue shirt

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>>583155424
Go back you pussy I wanna see some blood. And to be technical you said "First" so you gotta stab a few more.

>>583155424
And yet you had time to post

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>>583155424
Bullshit show knife with blood.

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>>583155281
Faggot suck dick!!!Marjory ueeoti

>>583155424
You didn't delivear? Let's fuck up your life...

>>583152721
Yourself

>>583155424

This looks like absolute bullshit. If anything, he seems to have his head in his hands?

Actually deliver you faggot.