dubs are disabled

00 get

i'm a fucking retard who thinks dubs are enabled

NiggaNoosh

Have I Ever Told You You're Amazingly Handsome?

>>582556405

You realize dubs are deactivated, right fag?

Sage because you deserve it. Good luck getting laid though, bro.

Tell your brother I want to fight him.

If it's been 4 years you're not getting the pussy.

If dubs are disabled then ending in 3 too.

I don't think we can be friends anymore

i love when you aren´t home and i can smell your cosmetics

>>582556698
reroll

HAND OVER THE SKINES

Give me the pussy bby

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>>582557117
rerollllll

>>582557119
Reroll

You guys suck at this. 3 and 7s

Do you think I'll ever find a girl that will accept my micropenis?

>>582556405
post this "so I might be totally crazy...but do you want to come over and hookup for some fun tonight?"

a jenny is a female donkey or ass, look it up in the dictionary

wanna do it?

>>582556698
rerolll

Send her a picture of your dick and tell her "here take a seat"

Do you think you can handle this pencil dick?

hitler did nothing wrong

gas the kikes, race war now

>>582557551
Reroll

>>582557667
Winrar

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On my phone so its taking awhile.

>>582556698
rerollll

>>582558312
So are you down to take my pencil sized dick or wut

if love is war, you must be japan

Send a dixk pic with a frown drawn on it. Say you were only kidding and that was really rude

>>582558550
winrar

>>582558590
winrar

>>582556405
dubs are disabled on /b/ newtard

>>582558550

This. pick this.

>>582558805
no

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Fuck you guys my dick is actually a bit thin...

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Stfu newfag, do you not know about 00

>>582556405

> 4 year friendship
> thinks he's getting laid

Faggot.

I dont need a huge cock to tear your little pussy up

i want to ride your bike with no handlebars

>>582559090
yeah? we'll see about that haha >:)

>>582559270
reroll

>>582559090

I'm really horny and all I can think about is you wrapping your lips around my cock while I empty my aching bladder. Think of how refreshing mouthful after mouthful of my pee will be, fresh from my cock.

>>582559319
reroll

>>582556698
rerolllll

>>582559162
this lmao

"Im a beta faggot forever in your friendzone :("

No, but honestly I like you and I'd like to be with you knaw mean?

>>582559425
do i winrar

>>582559425

Damn, beat me to it.

peeeaaanus weenis :))

>>582559593
yes, you winrar

>>582559521

>>582559513

I kinda like this one.

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Forgot to put in picture. 4s 5s. Come on guys Im hard as fuck thinking about her tits.

>>582559513
reroll

>>582560014
I wanna fuck you

i want to sexual intercourse with you

>>582560014

Well they could be bigger.

>>582560014

you're a special kind of loser aren't you bud

let me outta the friendzone and near that pussy

>>582560014
i'm hard as fuck thinking about your tits.

>>582560272
rolling.

>>582560180
reroll

>>582560180

This. Rollin for this.

>>582560014
Alright lets just be honest here, I really want to fuck you. I have since the day we first met. So how about it? ;)

I'm hard as fuck thinking about your tits

>>582560014
Let's fuck.

>>582560272
reroll

i fist my asshole to the thought of ur tits

>>582560014
I'm just going to throw this out. I'm home alone right now want to come over a fuck? we can keep this a secret

>>582560342
reroll

everynight i bust in a brand new sock, thinking about you

>>582559452

REROLL

>>582560427
rerolling

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Your fucking up

>>582560180
this

We've known each other for 4 years and I've spent to much time thinking that I would ever have a chance with you, but I need to know if you would ever consider going on a real date with me.
A boy can only masturbate to your photos on Facebook for so long before it gets dull. So I need to know otherwise I won't ever talk to you again.

>>582560650
rerereroll

>>582560180
rolling

>>582560672
rolling this

>>582560672
this lel

So can I come over an lighten your mood a little.

>>582560427
rerolling²

>>582560525
reroll

>>582560640
Bitch fuck all that noise if I don't get no pussy I'm out ion even wanna speak to your ho ass ever again unless I'm getting my dick wet

>>582560180
reroll

LET...US...FUCK!!

Listen Jen, what I'm trying to say is do you want to fuck me

Lmao, just suck my dick you filthy whore.

>>582560759
winrar

>>582560672

Great final note.

>>582560759
WINRAR

>>582560759
winrar

>>582560759
winrar

>>582560875
reroll

>>582560759
FUCKING WINRAR

No rerolls you unoriginal uterus-tumors.

you're gonna have to show us what you're working with in order for us to get you laid

>>582560918
Gotta go all or nothing

>>582561129

OP confirmed for faggotry

>>582560759
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

I like dick cheese w mayo

I want to slap your clit with my tongue

>>582561129
fucking pussy faggot, just do it

>>582560672
Rolling.

Girls like honesty, right? XD

>>582561129
thats not the rules fucker

>>582561129
fuck off OP, we're trying to roll here

OP is a faggot

Please Wash Your ATX Power

pls suck my dick im a virgin faggot

WTF YOU RETARDS! Start putting a comment in, stop the "rollin" shit so as sooon as he sees its a winrae he can fuxking send it. Fuckin retards!

>>582561129
you got yourself into this... don't pussy out of it faggot.

>>582561129
then give me the credit for it and I will write something else at least. even though that was epic winrar

>>582561129
Op started as faggot ends as faggot

>>582560640
hey..so i want out of this gay ass friendzone and get all up in your junk....lemme fuck you, i have a nice 8 inch for you

>>582561129
Faggot its that or this \/\/
>Bitch fuck all that noise if I don't get no pussy I'm out ion even wanna speak to your ho ass ever again unless I'm getting my dick wet

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>>582561129
No respect for the game.

Gurl u got 2 options
*Blowjob
*Blowjob
Choose

>>582561706
choose 2

>>582561129
Winrar

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Here

op is being a faggot, lets make sure this girl never wants to speak to him again

>>582561129
I wanna fuck you, you game? If not, then I don't think we can be friends anymore, I ain't got time to waste on a bitch that wont give up the goods

i want to cover your breast with water and wiggle my face between them

>>582560875
Do this faggot

>>582561883

Why haven't we had sex yet?

>>582561883
okay, let's fuck.

>>582561883
send pic of boobies pls

I love huge cocks in the ass

>>582561883
OP is a a virgin faggot.

>>582560672
Rerolling my own shit

Okay fine rerolls, but it takes godamn ages on my phone you sick fucks.

>>582561883
Fuck you op

Could have been 100000000000% less faggy than that, now you know why your botch ass is in the friend zone

>tips fedora

>>582561883
I wanna paint you blue and fuck you like a slutty blueberry

friendzoned for life. my life is miserable.

>>582561706
Rollan

>>582561883
But my dingus needs a good slap

>>582561883
I want to fuck you bitch

>>582561883
You know the area between the vagina and asshole?
[wait for response]
i want to lick your that part.

Yo baby i just shit myself can i get in ur pants

I don't think you understand I want stick my peepee in your butthole and make sex

>>582561883
pop a titty out for daddy

>>582561883
ah see, a good mood even at 2 am. see what talkin to me does. lemme come over, put you in a great fuckin mood.
what'ya say you and me have a menage a whatever!

>>582560889
Eroll

baaabes, just show me your titties, i almost think about them and how nice they'd look. ;)

>>582562085
do the fucking winrar then faggot

>>582561953
Rollan'

>>582562150
reroll

>>582561883
I haven't told you or anyone yet but I think you would be safe if I came over I'm a huge closet homo honestly just want to talk about feelings I have for my uncle

>>582561180

Yup. OP, dont be a faggot.

whats the point then? the only reason i talk to you is to fuck you

Fuck you OP, go all in. If she still says no, then something's wrong with you. It's probably because you've been so nice to her for 4 fucking years.,

>>582561929
rolling my shit...bitch needs to be put in her place, who she think she is putting that lil nigga on ice for so long? nigga frost burnt

>>582562246
This

>>582562121
Winnnrar!!

me, you and jaeger and we can make the night epic

Wanna have fun for a night? Just as friends

>>582556405
dubs are disabled you retard.

However, straight forward brings the most succes so just write her:

>we've been friends for 4 yrs now, and I just want your pussy.

>>582562289
reroll^2

You've been friends for 2 years forget about the time i just wanna see you and fuck you crazy

Bby i wrote u luv song

Blehjab pls 4 me
Friendzone 4 ever
Somalia

Fin

>>582562441
Winrar

>>582561698
not knowing how to fuck captcha over

every word that is actually a word, i mess with

if the word is :theirs

ill put there

if its : his
i ll put " her

>>582562441
winrar winrar chicken dinrar

add in my winrar that you abandoned while you're at it faggot

>>582562121
winrar

Let me be batman tonight and explore your batcave

Hurry and delivery OP

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XDDDD loser lmaoooo :P

>>582562121
top lel

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Come on you guys are useless

>>582562465

Might as well go with this.

Let me scoop rice pudding out of your asshole

>>582562592
no it isnt fuckhead.
> dingus needs a good slap was

>>582562995
Shall I compare thee to a summer's breeze?
for thou art such a soft tease
swift like the wind thou ought to endeavor
with thy conscious clear, thy mind so clever,
oh Jen, why pleased thou my cock with such ease?

>>582562465
rollan 4 this

No, I just really want your body.. Ive wanted you for 4 years...

>>582560180
reroll it sir

>>582562995
Yes. so let me out of the friendzone and near dat pssy giiiiiirl. i can be over in 5

>>582560875
Do it now faggot

come and give me a rub down

c'mon baby get me outta the friendzone and let me nuzzle that pussy

Lets plai gaem

Hid n go s33k

Ill hid mai dik in ur mouth n u find cum

>>582562995
Op you faggot, you're fucking it up.

I'm a fucking loser who has no idea how to talk to you so I'm asking 4chan for advice. Please just fuck me I am so desperate I talk about your tits on an anonymous forum.

>>582562995

Why haven't we had sex yet?

>>582562995
come over pls. i want to call you my sweet little princess

>>582563178
winrar

>>582562995
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU ARE THE USELESS CUNT YOU DIDNT EVEN USE A PROPER WINRAR ON THE LAST ONE

If you want to get out of the friend zone stop being a faggot "muuuuhhhh I dun wanta hut her feeling" bullshit all you are worried about is fucking her why waste your time playing social games with her faggot

>>582562995
not drunk enough to realize youre a dumb whore that has a great guy right in front of her (me) and all you want to do is talk to him

>>582563103
Reroll

>>582562150
rerolling this again

>>582562995
No for serious...I dont want to be friends anymore, lets fuck

>>582562995
you came to /b/ and are annoyed when we don't say what you want? You are either retarded or a newfag

I've been fucking around I really want you to be with me, I've had a thing for you for the longest time.

>>582563109
fuck you, you aren't even really heaven faggot.
> green text for credibility

>>582562995
I love you. I have always loved you. I will forever love you. I dream about you every night. Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with my blankets soaked and my rock hard erection standing like a monument built by my love for you. I want to caress your face every night with my scrotum and anally penetrate you every morning. Be mine?

I need to fuck you Tonight Right now

>>582563247
Roll

>>582562995
cmon, just let me come over and slip it in your pooper.

>>582563189

You gotta.

don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>582563178
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

>>582563178
winrar you faggots

Nah just last time i was with you I saw you in a new light.

Let me slither inside your uterus.

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel

>>582563315
this

>>582563442
Kek. If only opening on girls was as easy as the opening moves in chess.

I just bought an 8 ball of coke. Now can I cum over; )

>>582562995
no, I'm just asking random people on 4chan for advise on how to get laid with you because I want it so fucking badly

... whoops

You're a like a little sister to me, a little sister that I want to fuck

>>582563178
Winrar op won't delivar!!!

>>582563348
u mad cause I'm right as always bruh?
don't hate me cause I'm the real Heaven and I know fucking everything and you're tio stupud to read.

As long as the stars are burnin'
As long as the wheels are turnin'
A S L O N G A S Y O U R
DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE,
You better believe it!
That I would do anything for Love
I would do anything for Love,
I would do anything for Love,
But I won't do that.

>>582563715
Roll

Lets plai gaem

Hid n go s33k

Ill hid mai dik

>>582562995
no, I'm just asking random people on 4chan for advise on how to get laid with you because I want it so fucking badly

... whoops


reroll

>>582563247

This is accurate.

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>>582563298

cmon, just let me come over and slip it in your pooper.

If it wasn't obvious enough, OP is a pussy. Go home everyone :|

>>582563294

This is another good one.

Let me come over and shingle your dingle

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>>582563178

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HOLY FUCK I WAS EXPECTING TO LOSE A FRIEND TONIGHT

I want to clutch your feces, freshly dug from it's burrow, and run screaming through the streets about our love. Pls respond.

>>582563863
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>582564139
I'll take a cab

>>582564139
I love you

>>582563247
reroll myself~ op is a fag

Yo guhrl dis rap 4 u

My name anon
Im di$lexic n retarded
Dawg bruh swaq
Im still retarded
Pls take my virginity
Because adultfriend
Finder, man i cant
Afford it

The sweet scent of your pussy will help me find my way to you

>>582564139
you know that area between the pussy and ass?
[await response]
i want to lick your that.

>>582564252
yessssss

>>582564252
WinrR

You're right. I am far too drunk. Over and out. Do not contact me again.

>>582564169
Rollllllll

>>582562995
No, I'm not drunk. But I have been in love with you for 4 years already, and cannot stand to wait any longer.

>>582564252
roll

>>582564139
I'm just drunk enough to think you're attractive.

>>582563921
I'll take your blatant and bogus plagiarism as the almighty compliment. Didn't even try and hide the copy pasta.
Heaven has spoken, and the shitsticks have taken notice and lapped his linguistic balls!

>>582564252
YES. I WON.

>>582564252
winrar OP, anon's got your back

>>582564252
you better send titty pic op

>>582564139
I'm actually gay nevermind

>>582564252
Winwar. OP is getting laid

>>582564139

Cab. take it.

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>>582564252
Winrar!!!! Shits gold

>>582564169

>>582564303
Winrar

>>582564252
Roll