Life Hack thread?
Life Hack thread.
Can't contriboot much
>>582306752
Eating 16 benedryl will cure your hangover.
DON'T DO IT OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE A METAL ARM FOR THE REST OF LIFE
>>582306752
I'm not a scientist, but aren't you supposed to use mustard gas to stop bleeding?
>>582307085
I am a scientist and can confirm this
>>582306979
Confirmed real
Did it on new years last year
>>582307085
No, no, no. If you want to stop the bleeding you have to stop the heart from pumping it. Death is the answer.
>>582307328
Thanks Randy
I once herd icy hot can cure hemaroids? Is this true?
>>582306752
Use muh dick to stop your girlfriend from cumming
>wait..
put a fork in a socket to cure rape
>>582308749
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about electricity to dispute it
>>582309153
I am a licensed electrical technician and I can confirm this is correct.
>>582308019
yes and razor burn on your balls and taint...Martha Stewart confirmed.
>>582309153
you can't know about it until you have been raped yourself. Otherwise your opinion is worthless.
>>582310160
I am a feminist and I can confirm this works
>>582308749
Just make sure that you stick it into the shorter side.
>>582310398
Kek
God fuckin' /b/ now a days can't even do a life hack thread.
>>582307713
banana one makes mustard gas
>>582312430
this zalgo shit has to be bullshit
im testin it though
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>>582312430
%triforce
>>582312430
>poop
*poop*
**poop**
* poop 1
* poop 2
* poop 3
[zalgo] poop [/zalgo]
~~poop~~
poop^poop
[spoiler] poop [/spoiler]
[flip] poop [/flip]
>>582312430
[flip]this will never work[/flip]
Super^bad
>>582312430
% triforce
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>>582314375
>>582314670
>>582306752
shits actually legit.
not only does it stop the blood flow, but it also disinfects.
>>582315452
[flip]blah[flip]