The fuck are you sniggering about?!

Oh hey, I bet you don't remember me? We met at a party in Kew a few years ago.

pretend i don't know who she is.

Drop my spaghetti, turn 360 around and walk away

oi m8 i'll hook ya in yer gabber m8

no hable englais.

>>581991440

tell her she's not a bad actress but she is overrated when it comes to looks, ask her to sign my deck container.

Grab pen out of pocket, point it at her chest in a flourish, shouting TITTICUS EXPOSIMUS! Then get hauled off by security.

punch her in her ugly cuntface

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analize

one thing i always wondered about those movies/books is - do any of the witches have to suck voldemort's dick? You could tell bellatrix at least wanted to. Or do horcruxes render your dick unable to become erect? Is that why he was so angry?

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ask her to sign this pic

>>581992184
that's actually how quirrel died in the first book - he was a pederast but voldey's not a faggot so he got mad when quirrel touched harry's nono place

RIP Quirrel

>>581991440
"Yeah, like, you're cool, but you're no Emma Stone, nah'mean?"

it's levioosaa you dumb bitch

Hey!

Big fan of yours

Hate to bother you but could I get a pic of us?

Cool

Thanks

>>581992292
Worst photochopper in a while

Honestly, I'd be speechless and hecka nervous. I'd probably say nothing, move away from her, and watch from a distance, trying not to let her catch me staring at her.

>>581991440
Hey, come get a coffee with me and lets talk shit about Danial what's his face.

Hey! I've jerked it to you! In fact, as soon as I get home ima do it again!

>>581992292
That's a pretty decent shop, however, I know from experience, miss watson prefers cut

I respect her work and skill as an actress but I don't put entertainers on a pedestal. Yes I'd like to talk to her and maybe ask a few questions and find out what she's really like, but I wouldn't treat this meeting as some kind of godsend.

Punch it to the ground then stamp on its face until it smashes beyond repair. Say "welcome to equality".

Want Some of this bagel, slut?

>>581992532
literally this. what an average, polite guy

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>>581992780

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>>581992292

>say nothing just wave politely and smile
>the same thing I so when any girl makes eye contact with me

>>581992937
I enchanted my fedora with + to fire spells, actually.

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>>581991440
"hey, aren't you that Bella girl from Lord of the Rings?!?"

>>581993091
kek

>>581991440
Nothing. I don't know who she is.

>>581991440
Ask her about her opinion on Mean Girls. If she doesn't have one, have my jimmies rustled and just leave. If she likes it, well that would be soo fetch

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>>581993215
unless this is your first minute on /b/ ...

>>581991440
Hello little girl, be careful of asian rape gangs

>>581991440
forgot to dye ur eyebrows u dumb cunt

stop eyeraping me

>>581991440
"Good morning, miss. Big fan of your work, have a great day."
>only acceptable answer

>>581991440
"you want to be careful about having sex with the wrong sort. I can help you there"

i wouldnt hit on it because im definately not gay and into dudes and stuff.

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>>581992753
Haha you have a circumcised penis.
How does it feel having a part of you cut off anon?

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>>581992545
who cares, like if it was a better shoop it would be more believable

>>581992753

>implying a smart girl like emma would appreciate a mutilated penis

>>581991440

Say nothing.
We are not acquainted.

>>581993215
its boxxy the queen of /v/

>>581991440
Nothing I don't know her.

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>>581991440
"Nice teeth, faggot"

>>581991440
>Turn around.
>Hhhhnnnnggghh

>>581991440
shave off your eyebrows

RAPE TIME!

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I would let my penis do the talking.

Ask her why she wasn't in this masterpiece:

Whorey potter and the sorcerer's balls

>>581991440
"How does it feel to be a pedophile icon?"

"What do you mean?" she asks.

I chuckle and exit left.

I would say: Hello tomboy

"Aren't feminists so ridiculously self-righteous?"

>>581991713
>360
>mfw

Who's this?

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>>581992596

This whole post, but especially...

>hecka

>>581991440
I'd show how cool my phone is. It can sync to a cloud, i'll never lose my videos.

hey baby. you tried the whomping willow, come back to mine and try the buggering birch.

>>581991440

Nothing?

I don't know much about her other than she was in harry potter, and that was ages ago.

tell her i'm a feminist

collect panties

>>581995526
Underrated post
Dat metaness

You look absolutely beautiful.
You truly belong here with us among the clouds.

>>581995967
you old smoothie

>>581991440
ayy gurl
want some cuck

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>>581996137
>>581995967

>>581995148
>mfw people still get mad about the 360 degrees joke

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>>581991440

>>581991713
Haha 360 is a full circle you idiot, thumbs up if I'm right

>>581991440
Tell her, "You can stroke my magic wand and say the magic words and summon my white dragon"

>>581991440
Ask her for a date.....

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>>581996229

Ask her for the date

"Hey don't I know you? Oh yeah you was that girl in Harry Potter. I used to fap to you until you became too old. Have a nice day."

>>581991440

"Dye your roots"

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>>581991440
>Whip out dick
>start jerking
>cum
"Sorry, i'm used to doing this everytime i see you."

Holy shit what's wrong with your nose?

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>>581991440

>>581993316
lol

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>>581991713
Is this the new thing.

"I can see your fillings dear. Can't you afford proper teeth?"

>>581991869
Underrated post.

>>581991440
*Unzips dick*

>>581993858
You could have at least shopped her ball sack . Why u no castrate trap?

>>581997378
Your dick has a zip?

>>581997449
Yes!

>>581996418
+

>>581997224
nope, you are the new thing, newfriend

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The kindness of you people is kinda unexpected

>>581997615
I wish this were real.

>>581991440
when did i become a manlet?

No proof, but I met her once in Breckenridge, CO.

>"Hey...you're...I know you!"
>"Hi-
>"Naomi Watts!"
>"Um...yeah haha."
>"Nice to meet you! Be careful out their, the roads are going to be icey now that the snows melted."
>"Thanks..."

I fucked up, /b/ros, I know.


I worked security at the events center. Some shit band called The Bravery was their playing a secret show that day.

Have an enthusiastic discussion about atheism with him, what else?

>Impress her with my kewl T-Rex impressions
>rawr.exe
>offer her ride on T-Rex
>run her around a bit
>buck her off
>bite neck
>ded
>mfw never trust a dinosaur

>>581991440
Nod and smile, it's just another girl

>>581991440
"Uhhh, it's 10:33....you're"

walk away

>>581991616
Melbfag detected?

>>581998467
At first I automatically think you're lying

but then

>Some shit band called The Bravery was their

you won me back

>>581991440
are you an archeologist?
Cuz I have a huge bone for you to examine

>>581998467
She probably thought you was taking the piss so laughed. Win win all round.

>>581999083
Kek

>>581991440
Close your fucking mouth.

>>582000000
FUCK YOU

You could also ask "Show me your broomstick and I'll show you my wand"

>>582000000
worst GET evar

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Tell her I loved her in Lord of the Rings.

>>582000000
faggot

>>581991440
hi, you dumb fucking feminist

>>582000000
0/10 never get again.

>>582000000
SHIT GET

>>582000000
Booooooooooooooooooooo

>>582000000
This is worse than the new star wars movie

>>582000000
Shitstorm inbound

>>582000000
FUCKING HEXA GET

>>582000000
just fuck off

>>582000159
Fuck yo'ur so dumb !

>>582000000
get fucked m8

>>582000000
Christ that's a waste

>>582000000
nice get [s4s] :^)

>>582000000
Fuck you, anon, fuck you.

>>582000000

You fucking ruined a great GET

>>582000000
kek

>>581997095
nice fake

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>>582000000

Probably not recognize her right away, but realize I know her for some reason. So I'd probably say something along the lines of "I'm sorry, but I get the strangest feeling I know you. Did you go to x?" X being my high school or college.

>>582000000

Well that's a fucking shame

>>581991440
"yo girl, why the fuck are you lookin so funny?"

>>582000336
what's your fucking problem?

"Fix your eyebrows"

>>582000000
Kill yourself maybe ?

>>582000000
Die drowning in a bucket of cum

>>582000000
You are a fukking faggot I have been waiting months for that get

>>582000379
>>582000001
>>581999999
aww!

>>582000000
You nigger

>>582000000
i bet you dont dare to do that again.

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>>582000000

>>582000000
FFS.. worst get ever fag

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>>582000432
get your own OC you /b/aboon

hey, aren't you the chick from those twilight movies?

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>>582000000
AN HERO

>>582000000
wat

>>582000524
this

>>581991440

Fucking disgusting feminist.

>>582000000
And just think that this could be a get instead
>>582000002

>>582000000
TOP KEK

>>582000000
kek

>>582000000
/b/ is kill

>>582000000
Ebin, simbly ebin :^)

>>582000000
what the fuck do you even call these?
HEXA?

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>>582000000
impressive

Hi Emma! Could we take a pic together? Got any new projects your working on?

>>582000000
dude...

>>582000000
HEXAKEEL

>>581991440
Wingardium leviosa

>>582000000
It reminds me the 1M french get.

>>581997328
old joke

>>582000360
>>582000360
yes
and you can only blame yourself

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>>582000000
  ▲
▲ ▲
such a lame post ; _ ;

>>582000000
All the butthurt to this is delicious! I wish it had been me. :-(

>>582000000
so how does it feel to win such a big GET ?

>>582000000
five hundred and eighty one million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine posts had to happen in order for you to make that shitty get

>>581991440
"Hello sexy."

>>582000000
אללה הוא סנאקבר!

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>>582000000

>>582000771
sigh..

>>582000000

Amazingggggg.

>>582000000
>Kek
Top kek

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>>582000000
Friendly reminder

>>582000000
"Kek"
phrase of the century

>>582000000
Fucking casual

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>>582000000
Nigga you gay

>>582000000
Fuck yea

>>582000000
jebem ti krdo divljih isusa

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>>582000000
These aren't the sexes we were waiting for.

>>582001197
made my day.

>>581991440
>turn around
>see this
>say meh.
Don't even know who that is, besides I'm not really into girls...
>inb4 yep, I'm a faggot

>>581991440
you grew out your hair again, I like. coffee?

>>582001594
have me baby plz

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>>582000000
>000000
Oh My!

>>581991440
>Inventory

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would do this


>>582000000
kek´d

>>582001594
you bet
another story for your grandchildren.

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>>582000000

>>582001743
>tfw it's not funny

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>>582000000
:-D

>See marginally attractive female that only b thinks is hot because they had a boner for her before she was legal

>turn 360

>>582000360
its a reply to a pretty cool story bro tho
could be worse/10

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>>582001851
yfw it actually is

>>582000000
hexaget "kek" fucking wasted

>>581996418
upvoted

>>582000672

>OMFG I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 10 MINUTES NOW, WHEN'S SHE GOING TO DO IT?????????

>>581991440
Hey shit breath, does the carpet mach the drapes?