How many cops does it take to push a nigger down the stairs.

None, he umm... fell

>>581928278
ayy lmao

What's long and black?
The unemployment line

Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot

What does a black man do after sex?
10-15 years

How does a black woman know she's pregnant
she pulls the tampon out and all the cottens picked

How are niggers and apples are the same?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

What's the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog?
There is skid marks in front of the dog

>>581929208
hahahahaha lmao

How many niggers dose it take to cause a riot?

-1

What's long and hard on a nigger?
3rd grade

whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 5

>>581928278
what do you call a nigger driving a smart down a cliff?
a waste, a smart seats two

why dont you run over a nigger on a bike?
probably yours

what do people and teath have in common?
the whiter the better

what do bananas and people have in common?
nobody likes the black ones

why do niggers stink?
so blind people can hate them

what is the result of crossing a nigger and an octopus?
dunno but sure as hell can pick cotton quick

what do you call an old nigger?
antique farm equipment

what does a nigger get for christmas?
.
.
.
.
YOUR bicycle

>>581929539
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
take your foot off his head

why are all niggers so quick?
slow ones are already in jail

whats faster than a nigger with your radio?
his brother with your tv

yesterday, i saw this nigger with a tv on the streets. and i thought to myself "fuck this one looks like mine!". i rushed home and than i rememberd mine is wearing nikes.

but seriously i hate racism. racism is a crime. and we all know crime is for niggers.

i even have niggers in my family tree.
they are still hanging there

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

>>581930098
>>but seriously i hate racism. racism is a crime. and we all know crime is for niggers.
hahahaha fucking hilarious

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>>581930134
>tfw you're black and laughed too damn hard

What's the difference between niggers and dog shit?
Dog shit eventually turns white and stops smelling

>>581929381
lmao

>>581930098
why does a african mother stretch a rope between two trees?
so her children can play in the shadow

how do you hide money from a nigger?
put it under a bar of sope.

what did the nigger get for x mas??????


Your bike.

>>581929381
Gotta admit, I'm black and I find this funny.

a nigger and a spic jump off a cliff to see who can reach the ground first, who wins?

Society.

How many niggers does it take to pave your driveway?
Depends how thin you slice them.

What do you call a cop standing over an injured nigger?

A lousy shot.

>>581931064
I feel like this is over my head, someone explain.

How do you starve a family of niggers?

Hide their food stamps under their work boots.

why are niggers so good at basketball?
because steal run and shoot is all they do anyway

>>581932212

>africans are skinny because they starve
>they can fit under the shadow of a rope

>blacks don't shower
>they would never touch soap
>money is safe

>>581932212
they are super skinny you dumb bitch

>>581931064
>>581932212
Also missing it.
Why don't Mexicans like to marry niggers?
Because the don't wont their kids growing up too lazy to steal shit.

>>581929539
The fuck? What the fuck is a black banana?

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How long does it take for a female nigger to a shit
9 months

>>581931197
cause its funny

>>581932212
they are so starved that a rope casts enough shadow from them to play in

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>>581931197
lair, blacks can not read. everybody knows that

why couldnt the blind guy read?
because he was a nigger

>>581933190
The fuck is that thing? I swear to god I've never seen one of those before.
Is that a Yuro thing or something?

>>581929381
good one m8

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>>581933409
im black

and i read you what you said

>>581932880
>>581932641
>>581932620
I had a feeling that was the joke but thought maybe it was funnier and I was missing a key piece guess not. Besides why the fuck wouldn't they just play under the trees for shade was another thing I was thinking. So I did get it and joke was just dumb.

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>>581928278

KEKD so mcuh

>>581933603
no its just a fucking old banana. you know when your wife tells you to buy bananas and than after two or three weeks of not caring nor giving a fuck you remember nobody on your hosehold ever ate an banana, but somebody was coming around who might have liked bananas but since you dont know anybody who likes bananas because those people are idiots they kind of rot in your house and make an grizzly banana graveyard but fuck it you have enough money to throw out to some fucking iternational company to exploit some shitty african farmers before they get shot in the next childsoldir fuled war to get yourself some bananas just to put them there to rot just out of fucking wealth and to remind you how much better you have it than the rest of the world

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>>581933603
just leave a regular banana out in the summer fpr some days

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on your bed?

Put Velcro on the ceiling

How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? First, a white dude has the break a black man's light bulb. There will then be a large group of niggers (probably a whole town of them) that will riot until the lightbulb's been replaced.

What do you call a bunch of Niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equipment.

>>581934416
And you care so little about the cleanliness of your home that you let an old banana sit around until it gets that color?

You triple nigger

There’s OP again. Doing his thing. Trying to draw attention to himself by posting a post that is “not ordinary”. What I can’t believe, is that people are tricked into giving you some replies. What a dumb American? Can they? I sit here all day, and trust me I’ve been doing it for so long years, and during all those hours I can help but think that this “OP” guy is just the same guy trying to get a laugh or two. No disrespect, but I don’t remember laughing the first time. And I won’t do it again. You are immature and you don’t frankly take anything serious. Sorry to offend, but the truth was hitting the ceiling soon regardless. This thread is over now. Who’s with me?

>>581935140
I just dont buy bananas. It is a lot easier than one would think

when a nigga born you throw him up
If he flys, its a vulture
If he hangs on, its an ape
if he falls, its shit

>>581935572
This is so offensive

Vultures are way too classy to be associated with niggers

what sound does a chainsaw make?
runnnn nigger nigger nigger
ruuunnnnnn nigger nigger nigger

what is long and hard on a black guy?
the night shift at macdonalds

>>581928278
I painted my computer black because I thought it would run faster...

but now it just doesnt work.

>>581928278
What does a nigger do when he sees an xBox 360?
Turns 360 degrees and steals it.

>>581935004
Best joke of the niggers
Made me kek

what did the man say when he saw his tv float at night?
"put it down, nigger"

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>>581936148
That was hilarious.

>>581935004
How do you get them back down?
Blindfold Mexicans and have a pinata party!

>>581933796
You're just a dark skinned cracker.

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How do you babysit a nigglet?

Lick its lips and stick it to a glass door.

Although you might get AIDS.

Wanna know why niggers stink?

So blind people can hate em too

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Mike Brown Drinking Game

Rules:
1. Stand Up
2. Take 8 shots

Did you hear about the nigger bitch who got an abortion?
She got a $500 check from CrimeStoppers

what do tires in greenland and niggers have in common?

- they work better with chains

>>581929539
Yeah but.. White people's food sucks.

>>581933409
>lair

>blacks cant read

you mean niggers? black people are cool. everyone hates niggers. even other blacks

A white man was driving his truck across the savannah. He had been driving all day and was so tired that he did not notice that he drove in two negroes who were out hunting for supper. One of the Negro flew through the windshield of the truck, while the other was thrown 30 meters . It was obviously trial of this. After much discussion the court concluded: The negro who have flown in through the windshield got 10 years for trespassing in to the car. The negro thrown 30 meters away got 10 years because he escaped from the crime scene.

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>>581935516
This is the only banana I need

What is the difference between a run over negro and roadkill?

There are skid marks in front of roadkill

What do you call a black woman who has made eight abortions?

Law enforcement!

What do you get if you cross a negro and a spick?

The world's laziest thief.

How many dead nigger babied can you fit in a bath tub?
43

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white?

still alive

why dont niggers take free cruises?

they've already fallen for that one once

why do niggers have white palms?

everyone has some good in them

why do niggers have white palms?

the paint on cop cars stains

why do niggers cry during sex?

the mace

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day

Did you hear they're making Obama christmas tree ornaments now?

apparently its ok to hang niggers on a tree again

What do you call a bunch of nuggets buried from the neck down?

Afro-turf

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>>581928278
itt: shit-tier jokes that are old as sin
itt: faggots with shit-tier sense of humor

>>581929381
lol

>>581928278
Why don't black people accept free cruise tickets?
They aren't falling for that one again

Nigger and a spic fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first?

The spic, the nigger is stopped by a rope

why are niggers better then crakers for the basketball??
cuz is all about to steal the ball

>>581929539
Vanilla as fuck.

Whats the difference between a nigger and dog shit? When the dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking

How do you get a Nigger out of a tree?

Cut the rope

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>>581935203

So, I was shopping for clothes the other day, and some nigger walked over and grabbed some polyester pants off a shelf, payed for them and left. And I found it kinda odd, because usually they pick cotton.

All you niggas trippin. Why you guys hate so much, it be depressin as fuck man. Where the love be? Nomsayin? haha c'mon /b show some love.

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>>581928278
I was talking to some black kid called Jerome, I came to a conclusion and told him.
"Ya'know, Jerome. You're awfully like marmite."
"Awwyeeee coz you either love me or ya' hate me, right?"
I looked at him and said.
"No, Jerome. It's because you're both black and smell like shit."

What's the difference between tires and black people?

The tires won't sing if you put chains on them.

>>581946637
So what is good humor, you faggot?