Please post more of her OP

I went to a Christian rock concert in Illinois called Cornerstone 10+ years ago. I was 20 at the time. A pretty hot 16 year old started flirting with me.

Long story short, we snuck out into the woods and fucked. She was pretty fun.

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>>581251094
Sine I like big asses, here's another one to try to bump the thread.

>>581251398
Also had a former stripper cheat on her husband with me a few years ago. I can provide more details to either story if anyone wants.

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>>581251094
Since I don't discriminate, here's a sexy black female with a badass toned body and some great-looking big tits!

fucked a 48 year old mom i met on CougarLife

shit was cash

>>581251942
lulz ic an't bring myself to pay the fee for that site

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I fucked my ex's best friend of 15 years when I assumed she was cheating on me. She cried more than I did when she dropped the ball and confirmed my assumption. Call me an asshole but it was worth it. Pic related me and her friend.

>>581252162

never paid a fee, that bitch contacted me

Fucked a stripper dated stripper had sex with her at work in their dressing room lap dance room. Fucked my best friends girlfriend. Fucked a girl I tried to bangs mom when it didn't work out with the girl. Mom was 43 I was 28 shit was cash

>>581252268

Your eyes must seem closer together when you're face to face because if not, I don't know how she stomached fucking you.

>>581252601
Me neither.

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>>581251261
Since you asked nicely, here's (what I think is)another pic of her big ass.

>>581252487
I felt bad about my best friends girlfriend broke down and told him years later. Also like I one year I banged all these married chicks shit was kinda baller. A couple times the husband would call her while I was banging her and they would just proceed to lie away on the phone while I was inside them. Women are pretty brutal.

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>>581251582
Yes, please post the story. Details are always appreciated. How it started, how many times it happened, her body type (big tits, big ass tight pussy), and if you have a big dick.

>>581251942
Want to share the details of your encounter(s)? Also, how exactly it started, how many times it happened, her body type (big tits, big ass tight pussy), and if you have a big dick.

>>581252268
See above!

>>581252487
>>581253106
Also, see above!

>>581251261
And for you, another pic of this big, sexy ass.

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>>581251094
I'll see if I can find the screencap I grabbed of a story posted in a previous thread about a guy who was lying in the same bed with his friend who was passed out on the other side of the bed, with the guy's GF lying between them. He describes how his friend is passed out, and he himself is really drunk, but he smells his friend's GF's hair and gets horny and starts rubbing on her, then ends up fucking her while his friend is on the same bed, and ends up cumming inside her. Then, the GF goes to the bathroom to clean up, comes back and gets back on the bed between them, and he almost immediately starts fucking her again. I found it to be really fucking hot!

> Pic related: The screencap of the story I just described

>>581253564
On the real op is kinda a fag. Anyway I don't think I have like the biggest dick or if that was a factor in banging these chicks. I was just ruthless in the bedroom and they knew it. Sometime chicks just need to get fucked not all cuddly and shit like their husbands were doing. That seemed to be the big complaint

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>>581254249
Sorry to inform/disappoint you, but I'm not gay. I don't know if you realized this, but this is an anonymous board, so there's no need to hide one's intentions.

With that stated, here's another pic of that big, sexy MILF ass.

>>581254923
Is this the same bitch in all the pics? I want to eat that shit like a cup cake

>>581254923
who is this women u keep posting my god

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>>581255114
I think it is the same woman. Since you guys seem to like it I'll add another one with this post. However, some dirty sex stories would be appreciated!

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>>581253564
Alright ex gf started acting really sketchy staying at "work" going to the "gym" yet she'd come home smelling like booze. Met her friend when I was 18 we were 22 at the time 5'5 117lbs 34D's smart as fuck has beautiful eyes as well as a beautiful heart and soul. Compared to my ex who is 5'3 131lbs 32b first time she was over at my apartment and we watched anonymous some movie about how Shakespeare had a ghost writer then went swimming got back I hopped in the shower walked into my room and she had managed to squeeze into one of my ex's purple and black laced bras i can't explain how it happened but we ended up fucking in my bed. Second time me and her went to my cousins bday party got shitfaced and fucked like rabbits in her car. And as far as dick size goes it's nothing spectacular but she keeps coming back. 5x3 pic related. It's my ex.

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>>581255583
And another pic of that fat ass.

By the way, does anyone have any MILF stories to share? If it's a friend's mom or a GF's mom, that would certainly be filthy and sexy, buy any sort of MILF story would be cool to read about.

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>>581255670
Thanks for posting the story! So, did you find out if the GF at the time was actually cheating? Did you confront her about it? And was this suspicion the reason for the breakup? Also, did you end up in a relationship with the best friend? And did you only fool around with her twice?

Also, your ex is really attractive. Did/do you think that the best friend is even hotter? Do you have any pics of the best friend?

Also, did your GF find out that you fucked her best friend? And if so, how did she react? And are she and the best friend still best friends?

>>581255985
Don't have any stories but I'll take more of that fat ass please

>>581251094
fucked a girl off POF on the first date in the middle of her upper scale apartment's public grilling area. No condom and I said I've never gotten off to a women's pussy alone so she let me cum inside her.
I dumped her the next day because I already had another date planned, which I fucked within the first 20 minutes of meeting for the first time.

When I was in college about 6 bros got together for cards. A couple of us went out for smokes and these two paki chicks came walking by so we chatted them up.

They decide to hang out and shit got sloppy. It turned into a giant gang bang, the one girl had a bf. He called her a bunch of times and she lied saying she was home but we were purposely being loud and yelling shit like "my dicks in your girls ass right now bro!" AnD shit like that. Things got so out of hand the single girl decides to leave but other one refused to go with her.

We ended up bukakking the girl and then while she was covered in jizz buddy grabbed her clothes and threw them outside and told her to get out of his house.

We all laugh as she tries to cover her boobs and vag and gets dressed in driveway in a busy college st.

Once we sober up we were like "...shit man thay got...a little wild, eh"?

It was really out of character for that group to be like that but mob mentality.

I was also nervous shed turn it into a rape thingy when my buddy kicked her out naked and covered in jizz but deep down I think she like being ravaged like a whore by 6 dudes. Easily the most fucked and borderline gay experience I've ever had

>>581256805
How handsome are you?

I once impregnated my mom with my brothers sperm by mistake, boy was that embarrassing! Kids do the darndest things!!!

>>581251094
1) no, but my friend fucked my mom and told me everything about it with details
2)no
3)no

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>>581256805
Care to share some more details about these encounters? Do you have pics of the POF female? Or of the date you had waiting? Also, do you have a big dick? And did you keep in touch with either of these females after having sex with them?

Also, this is not the same female from the previous pics (at least, I'm pretty sure it's not her), but she still has a nice, fat ass.

>>581251094
Not really.
I want to fuck my friends mom really badly though.
I have her number. Thinking about just texting her a picture of my cock. I think she's slutty enough to go for that.

>Working at department store early 2007
>I'm 21 at the time
>Just relocated to this state from the south, it's a northern state, heavy southern accent
>Bitches for days, flexin' dat southern charm but don't fuck around too much
>Middle aged foreign lady I work with thinks I'm really nice and tells me she really wants me to meet her daughter.
>Brings daughter to work with her within the next week, fine as shit 9/10 18 year old, still had braces for some reason and it mad my dick diamonds
>Take her for ice cream, get her to suck my dick back at my apt on a dare that her braces would cut my dick, bomb head.
>Daughter too clingy, drop quickly
>Start flirting with her mom a bunch at work, she reciprocates.
>Offers me a ride home from work one night, sucks my dick at an industrial park near my apartment.
>We fuck the next day at a public park changing room, get cum on her pants
>She's married, has to walk past her husband in her own home with cum on her pants.
>We fuck like rabbits all the time, she swings by my apartment and we fuck in the car around the corner between some fences
>She takes my laundry back home with her and washes it in her house, folds it and bring sit back.
>Brings he lunch at work all the fucking time
>Buys me a bunch of clothes
>End stuff with her, she tells me she loves me and says she'll leave her husband for me, I told her I couldn't do it.

Fast forward 4 years

>moved away, been gone around 3 1/2 years
>Come to visit
>Meet up with daughter
>Fucks like a goddamn wildcat, almost as good as her mom
>see her mom 2 days later on the same visit
>Fucked her behind a large oak tree down the street from their home while she was "walking her dog"


Literally some of the best shit I've ever done in my life and I don't regret it a big.

I just spent like 10 min typing and my fucking phone died gimme a sec I'll retype. -_-

>>581257304
can tell about 1 if anyone gives a fuck

>>581258138
Sure. Go for it

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>>581258138
I would definitely like to hear about this story. How the fuck did this happen? And why the fuck did your friend/mom tell you about it afterward?

>>581257734
What does your friend's mom look like? Body description? How old is she? How old are you? How old is your friend? Got a picture of her? Is she married?

Also, more of the fat MILF ass.

>>581257809
Fuck nigga, I wish I could do that.

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>>581255985
I'll never forget the night it all went down. She came home at around 4am wreaked of liquor I confronted her at the front door and asked her what she had been doing and she told me she had fucked her friend when I smirked the alarmed look on her face was fucking priceless I then proceeded to tell her I had fucked her best friend she dropped to her knees and started sobbing and went on this whole back story about how she had always grown up in this girls shadow how her friend always had more friends and cuter bfs and blah blah blah I wet into my room gave my daughter a kiss and left. Paid the rent for the month canceled the lease and moved on with my life I still see my daughter I'm still there for her but I wouldn't piss on my ex if she was on fire. I'd maybe half heartedly attempt to stomp it out. But not enough to actually put the fire out. Pic related it's my daughter as for the relationship with her friend yes it lasted a total of 2 months then I moved to Colorado to start an amazing job that I still have.

>>581259068

Are you me? cause I am you. down to the moving to co for a job. hue.

>>581259068
> and she told me she had fucked her friend when I smirked the alarmed look on her face was fucking priceless

Sop she was cheating on you with a male friend?

>>581258585
>>581258796

>friend got a hot sister
>I make a move on her at a party
>gets rejected but whatever
>friend says that i shouldnt hit on his sister
>I say I'd let him hit on my sister, if I had one
>he asks if he could hit on my mom then
>sure lol

a few weeks later
>in the middle of the night
>get a message on facebook chat
>''hey your mom is on this night bus''
>I tell him to make his move jokingly
>I fall asleep

morning after
>mom comes home
>'' oh I slept at a friend's house, I couldnt get a taxi home''
>I have forgot that I even spoke to my friend on fb chat earlier that night
>realize it a few minutes later

>turn on computer
>friend is saying he's sorry on skype
>I ask him what he did
>he starts going onto detail because I wanted to know for some reason

>>581257734
Do it post results

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>>581259534
Yes one of her friends. She's dating him now. They're living at his parents house and the 750 I send her each month won't help the fact that neither of them have jobs and I'm out buying shit like this

>>581259936
Please tell me your parents are still married and that your mother is a massive whore.

Also, fuck you OP, that's disgusting.

>>581260296
well she's not married technically

>>581260185
Whoa, what do you do for work?

>>581251094
Me and my bestbro Walter had a huge argument. I didn't really plan on getting back on him but he was so pissed at me that he basically made his girl feel like shit. She comes over to my house. First I soothe her pain. Then we start to spoon and before you know it I fucked her. Didn't talk to that guy for a few months but I kept on fucking her meanwhile she'd stay at his place and all this shit. He gets mad at me for calling him slimey about the fight, claims he didn't talk shit about me but who knows what the truth is. He comes over to my job, I punch him but then he punches me back several times and tells me to stop talking shit or get run up. Whatever don't give a fuck. Fuck his girl and take a picture of her sucking my dick with me in the picture, then I send it to him. He dumps her and goes to my house and work to look for me but he don't find me. One day he runs into me and says what the fuck you fucking nigger. I just say guess she don't like that small honky dick and he got mad rushed towards me. I swung at him hard as fuck and he was all like "you fucking NIGGER". Bitch can't square up so he pins me on the floor and starts punching me. Bitch nigga knocked me out but he still kept punching me. Faggot even stole my wallet and phone and basically left me to die in the cold. I think I would have died of hypothermia if it weren't some homeless dude. I'm gonna crack this faggot's skull if I ever see him again. Bitch moved to Texas and says that if I ever come looking for him all I'm gonna get is a shotgun. But I'ma catch him first.

>>581260407
all i know is if my mom wasnt married and she is fucking some kid then i would disown my own mother and send the kid to the hospital but that is just me, you on the other hand have no pride.

>>581260407
Dang.

Was hoping this would devolve into hilarity and then a tragic, horrible divorce that marked your parents for life.

>>581260562
Pharmaceutical engineering for Salix. 460k/year

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>>581251094

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOUoWtYYs8

>>581260751
YOU'RE FUCKING LOADED!

>>581260639
Wow, EVERYBODY involved is an asshole!

>>581260562
gastroenterology department to be specific.

I fucked my sisters husbands sister a couple times.

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Me anted me to fuck her and I did, somewhere between alcohol and extacy wanted me to beat her, I did, best sex of my life. Still my cum dumpster to this day.
Pic related

>>581261395
Sweeet

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>>581259936
So, what exactly were the details that he told you about? Also, how old are you, your mom, and this friend? And would you say that your mom is considered to be attractive? And do you know if your friend fooled around with her again? And does your mom know that you are aware of her having sex with your friend?

Also, since you seem to be exceptionally willing to be straightforward and honest, would you be willing to post a picture of your mom?

Also, are you still friends with your friend? And are you angry at your mom for this? And, did/does she have a boyfriend?

>Thursday 10:30pm
>no plans as usual
>playing ps3 - NHL15
>playing goalie making mad saves
>start browsing package ads during intermissions
>been lurking for months but never work up nerve to reply to an at
>fuck it lets do this!
>reply to ad I've been eye bailing for weeks-stripper lap dance with mouth special ask for details
>txt ad
>get reply
>she wants 80$ for 20 minutes and she'll swallow
>deal!
>drive 20 minutes
>park
>txt her again
>'I'm here parked'
>her-'come to room # 8'
>now I'm walking down this little strip of motel rooms
>knock on 8
>door open
>she's kinda behind door hiding
>come in
>she shuts door
>she's cute as fuck!
>wearing sexy outfit
>5'2, thin/medium build, short black hair
>hand over 80
>promptly get one of the best blowjobs I've ever had
>she had the baseball game on bluejays vs ??
>by the good grace of God I was able to last the full 20 probably cause I was nervous
>bust a nut
>go home and play NHL15

do this shit all the time hah

>>581261258
What specifically do you have to do? Is it all technical stuff or do you do research as well?

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>>581262193
forgot my pic :(

>>581262006
>>581258796
>>581257487
>>581256621
>>581255985>>581255583
>>581254923
>>581253564
>>581252952
>>581251094
>>581251416
So can we just see the poose on this moose?

>>581259068
niga is that almost cp?

>>581262408
Both I design medications for the digestive system. Then we run tests on them to make sure they don't kill anyone >.<

>>581259936
There's no way on the planet my mum would stay at one of my friends places even if she was stranded somewhere. She'd stay in a hotel or something. This just wouldn't happen, (to me) my friends all have their own parents who they talk to often and shit.

>>581262419
>heart by a sluts name

The autism involved here is mindblowing.

>>581262567
Lol nah we were watching frozen. It's her favorite movie. Heard her laughing tried to get a picture of her smile.

>>581262006

he said they were both drunk and they went home to him and fucked with a condom, then they fell asleep, and then they fucked once again when they woke up, age 20/20/46. She is not aware I dont think at least.

yes, not really (she barely knew we were friends), yes

>>581262670
Kinda sick admitting this but honestly I wouldn't mind some population control.

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>>581261493
Your who wanted you to fuck her? Also, got more pics of that ass? Or of her?

>>581262419
I just found a bunch of new pics of her within the last few minutes. I'll try to post some of them. Although, I don't think there are any pics of her pussy.

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>>581263090
wouldn.t we all bro.. you smoke the fine colorado dank?

>>581263090
It's not sick. I know retards get offended when people mention that, as if they have the right to have as many kids as possible, but the world can't sustain as many people as we are pushing it too.

>>581263253
Yes sir I do. Mix it with my hookah and get baked off of my mind in my downtime and play wow. Currently don't have a gf I'm working and saving to make sure that my daughter will be taken care of in the future and doesn't make the same mistake her mom did.

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>>581262937
Thanks for replying and for posting the pic. She does look like she's sexy. Do you like your mom's boyfriend? Are you mad that she cheated on him? Do you think he knows?

And do you have any other pics that show off you mom's body that you'd be willing to post? Also, do you still have the chat transcript of your friend's FB chat conversation you could screencap and post? It seriously sounds like it would be sexy to read.

>>581263535
Dude it drives me nuts how some of these people have like 8 kids then rely on shit like welfare if you can't afford it. Don't do it. Especially if you're male. You lose in all scenarios.

>>581263929
chat is not in english

>>581259068

Makaala?

>>581260185
In my hunny bunny voice:

What is it?

>>581264247
No.

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>>581251094
Damn, aren't there any dudes on here looking to share some dirty sex stories this morning?

> Pic related: A different MILF with a sexy, fat ass.

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>>581264379
It's a 2014 wraith.

>>581264647
You fuck bitches in that thing? Asian girls will be all over you.

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>>581264647
Had to take it into the dealership because some jackass took the angel off the hood. 7800.00 later I had a new one -_- pic related

>>581264572
I wish I was not on my phone. I would love to type out mine

I've fucked married women, women with boyfriends, women old enough to be my mother, young enough to be my kid. I've fucked them in public, in private, in lakes next to public paths, under the window to the governor's office, in dressing rooms, on the bed in the master bedroom while the house was being sold to somebody else, etc.

>>581262489
Daniella English is her name

>>581264759
No. I'm actually really bitter when it comes to women I've seen the fucked up shit they do and feel that women pre 28 are fucking idiots floating through life caring about nothing but popularity and money.

>>581264989
If that keeps happening, see if you can get a nice cast made of it, and leave the real one at home.

I feel you on the parts. Mother has a 08 loaded range super

Best friends girlfriend sucked me off 2 times while he was gone. Worst part is I couldn't even get fully hard.

>>581264989
Do you work?

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>>581264989
wow, you know some dumb nigger was like
>hurr durr rolls roice durrr
and fucking took it, 10/10 for being balling uncontrollably bro have my gf's tits

Fucked friends girlfriend, fucked half sister and also fucked a girlfriends best friend.

No never blackmailed someone

Yes fucked 3 girls due to having a big ish dick 7 3/4" never quite made it to 8" :(

>>581265319
I was so pissed.

>>581264989
RR has such shitty customer service (as does their affiliate, Bentley). They don't even give you a LOANER CAR while your auto is there.

Anyhow, I'm not fond of those Wraith coupes. You need to step your game up and go Italian.

>>581265512
Yes I explained this in this thread earlier.

>>581265650
Shit was so common in NY for the Mercedes toppers that they took them off. They were hung on gansta chains

When I was a junior in high school I began using a middle school girl. I suppose one might consider me exceptionally attractive and she was borderline obsessed with me for this reason.

Let there be no misconception, this 14/15 y/o girl was no underdeveloped teen. She still had a fantastic body. 34D maybe a 3 or 5 waist. 5' 4" and maybe a j-law size ass? Just to paint the picture. Anyways.

She invited me over to her place after school the first exploit of many, and assured me her mother would not be home. Knowing full well what this girl would be willing to do I decided to take advantage. I obliged and went to her house.

we watched some cheesy ass movie spiderman 2 maybe? (Inb4 spiderman thread) and I made sure not to make the first move so as not to be full on statutory rapist. Alas she did come on to me.

we began making out and the intensity grew and grew and headed right in the direction I had hoped. She started unbuttoning my pants. I warned her I was worried she was a virgin and didn't want to take it (for now) and she looked most happy.

"That's okay that's not what I had in mind just yet."

is this one reading my mind?

she started just petting my fully erect cock which was now as long and hard as it was entirely out in the open. She must have known it had already gone there and invited me to her room upstairs. So we went.

we didn't bother to shut the door it was only the lack of panoramic windows and advantageous voyeur vantage points that made her secure enough. Not that she was shy, since the moment we crossed the threshold to her bedroom she smashed her knees to the hardwood floor and crammed as much of my shaft as she could down her throat.

I know right? 14 or 15. No shit.

anyways. Want more?

>>581265814
I will agree entirely. Other than the only reason I bought this car was to piss off my ex's dad always used to bitch about how I wasn't doing enough for his daughter because I was always broke because I was paying for my bills my gfs bills and my daughter

>>581266392
how do you manage to make 460k/yr when you write like a 5yr old nigger with down's?

>>581266392
At this time I did not have the job I had I worked at a mechanic shop and as a pizza delivery driver. Drove a 98 mustang and hated life. Everyone told me that my ex was a tumor that I needed to cut off. Including her best friend.

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>>581265038
Why not try to use voice-to-text (by clicking on the Microphone icon) and then posting the story thatw ay? I'm curious what your story might entail.

>>581265092
Want to share some details on some of the filthier encounters? Have you been caught by a boyfriend/husband? If so, any confrontations? Also, do you have a big dick? And any pics of the females you've fucked around with?

>>581265371
Care to share some details? Is she hot? Did your friend find out? Do you have a big dick? Do you have any pics of the female?

>>581265534
Do you know the chick in this picture? I find her to be really fucking sexy. Nice tits, nice body, pretty face, and I think her hair is sexy as fuck.

>>581265554
Care to tell how these encounters started? How many times they happened? Did anyone else find out about these girls after you fucked them? And no need to exaggerate about the size. 7 3/4 is huge, so it's not likely that you legitimately have that big of a dick. Also, got any pics of the females you mentioned?


Also, a different female, but also with a huge, sexy ass.

1. Fucked a 14 year old i met online in the woods.
i told her i was 23. im 30.

2. Sent and recieved nudes from my girlfrends cousin. She not knowing it was me, Shes 14.

3. Lost my virginity in a gangbang i found in a sexadd.

>>581266965
Voice is shot.

Fuck it why not gimme a few to type it out.

>be me
>22
>friends mum, who I have known since I was 14
>usedtocookmefoodandstuff.doc
>became good friends as now I'm man
>have good conversation
>shes flirty
>WTF.jpg
>can't bone friends mum
>skip 3 years
>be me 25
>moved to different area close to friends mum
>hang out often
>shecooksfoodlikewhenIwasatschool.avi
>flirty again
>this time friends no around
>withstand the jedi forces of a womans vagina
>one day, were getting drunks and giggling
>jedi forces attempting to force me to the darkside
>fights with the inner monster to bone a milf who happens to be a close friends mum
>cave in like a niggers skull at a KKK rally
>bow down to the pussy like a sith lord
>eat it like a school dinner
>slam her lady area untill her thighs resemble a picasso painting
>she cooks me more food, I leave
>Mfw I talk to my friend knowing I just put my cock and face from the hole whence he came into this world

>>581266780
Because I'm almost finished with my 1L of azunia and typing proper is the last thing on my list of shit to give a fuck about.

>>581267053
>recieved nudes from my girlfrends cousin. She not knowing it was me

How the fuck did you swing that?

>>581267239
Hey, do you have any life advice for a 21 year old, jobless dude, that lives with his parents and browses the shithole of the internet before I go to sleep?.

Any advice about life would be appreciated.

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>>581267219
>my fucking face reading that

>>581267382
Played a role of someone else ofc.
Never showed my face. Only body. Used someone elses face for profile etc.

>>581267219
10/10

Yes to the females cheating with me, no to it being a dick size thing... I think. I mean, 8 inches but I don't usually advertise. So I think its charm. OK I hope its charm, because the idea that I've been used...
I made out with my babysitter. Not sure that counts.

Never blackmailed someone.

>>581267760
Post the nudes brother man!

>>581267535
Don't give up, work hard. don't take anything for granted. Make goals. Accomplish them start small then go big. Always have faith in yourself

>>581266965

Not giving you a chance to dox me :)

You can believe what you want about my dick, up to you. My two favourite responses to my dick after sex, 'wow wasn't expecting you to have that' and 'I feel suitably stretched'

Only fucked half sister once, mates girlfriend wanted me because I am better looking than him, and my girlfriends friend was drunk, in fact so was I. Only one that is a secret is my half sister.

>>581257809
atta boy

turn it out like a sock in the wash

>>581267535
get a job

>>581267886
Also don't depend on anyone for your happiness other than yourself.

>>581267879
Sorry, thats a big no.

>>581268109
Why not? Don't be a fuckhead.

>>581267165

I have a an aunt and uncle that I get along great with. They are from the south, have a farm, but j thought were normal. Also I look a lot like my uncle, to the point where people joke about it. Aunt is awsome...and fucking gorgeous. Also after a 1 1/2 year old, looking like a fertility goddess.

They invite me down to visit them over a break in grad school, which I needed badly. Uncle leaves for a work emergency, so is just me and her. Cousin is sleeping most of the time.

Cont in next post

Pic related looks scarily like her, except she has black wavey hair and is paler

>>581268080
Thanks /b/ro. I'm going back to school, I'll be sure to take that advice. That last one is the one I really need to work on.
Your an amazing dude. Peace out.

>>581268771
Np man have a good day.

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>>581254923
>Sorry to inform/disappoint you, but I'm not gay. I don't know if you realized this, but this is an anonymous board, so there's no need to hide one's intentions.

>>581266965
Dont really wanna get to into detail. He frequents this site as well haha. She just dared me to show it and I said something along the lines of "dare me again" showed it and she really liked it and wanted a pic. Didnt want to have a photo for someone else to find. A few min later she was sucking it

>>581260639
nigger

>>581268978
How in the fuck did you get a job at salix?

You went to school for it?

How? What did you do, just walk up in there and apply?

couple years ago - girl i went to high school with had a bf but would blow me pretty often when we were hanging out. we never really hung out without other ppl around though so we'd sorta give each other a look then go away to another room or some shit. then she'd suck my dick. sometimes i'd finger her or lick her pussy, never fucked though 'cause i was a dumb teenager who didn't know what he was doing. still a teenager but looking back i should've fucked her so many times. had nice, big tits too. shame on me.

>be me 18
>sleep with friend of many years girlfriend because why the fuck not
>he never finds out

>Be me 19
>Take the virginity of male friends's sister
>He finds out
>He doesn't care

>Be me 20
>Fuck bi sexual girlfriends cousin
>She tells my gf
>GF dumps me
>Have a threesome with her and her gf a few months later

>Be me 21
>Take virginity of female friends sister
>She finds out
>She cares
>Alot
>kek

>be me 18-present
>girl whos virginity i took years ago cheats on every bf shes ever had with me
>dunno why
>kek

I sucked my mothers now EX husbands dick (not my dad) multiple times a day, it came to that point when they started to fight a lot, it got bad one day and my mom left the house out of rage.

I went up to him, and we talked. The problem was my mom was not giving him sex, he went into a bit of detail and he said he was horny a lot, so being me, the kind of guy (17) who jacks off to the sound of my mothers tits clapping, ass clapping, or her getting beat.
it was hot.

I've cummed on my face and swallowed my own load before, so I grabbed his cock and he quickly took it out, he had a hard on, and I was blushing and almost cumming (virgin) I sucked his cock in the living room upstairs.

After that, I cleaned up and was very shy, but we talked, about my mother, the problems they faced. It eventually came to what my mother likes in bed, and he asked me if I thought she was hot, I admitted I said I would fuck her, and that I loved the tit job she got for my mom.

He couldn't believe it, that I wanted to fuck my mom, he got another boner and I sucked/stroked it again. I eventually asked for nudes and said that he had none but would help me see my mom naked some how.

In the end, my mother came back, I sucked his cock for months, he started to fuck my mom again, I was next door, only 5 feet away, and every time I masturbated hard to the sounds of sex and/or beatings.

In the end I got to suck off the pussy juice of my mom, I got no naked pictures, but a video of her masturbaiting on cam, but the best memory was that time he set up a place for me to watch her get fucked by him. we we're both getting off on this.

We set it up so that he would bring her downstairs and fuck her, as I watched from a closet, and reassured me that I would be OK because he wont let her see me.
I was approx 7-10 feet away., I asked him to be rough, to cum on her face and to spread her pussy and ass towards my view. I hid, he brought her down, grabbing her hair, mom is just letting it happen,

>>581269318
you my sir are not a good friend and not to be trusted, expect yourself to have very few loyal friends if any, and oyal partners in the future

>>581269643
gay and wincest
but seemed to give me a boner
well done

>>581269643
whyboner.

>>581269643
I love you so much.
Add me on kik. >bissouxs

>>581269643
Hetero!

>>581269132
Yes,
No I didn't just walk in there and apply I've known the division manager since I was 10 took 6 months of them hounding the higher ups they called me and that week I moved I was told 1 fuck up and I'm out. There are others who are better qualified than me. So I triple check my shit. Makes work hell but the pay is worth it.

>>581264647
Well, fuck man... do you need anyone to do dishes, wash the car, or type shit up for you? Perhaps you need a handyman? Fuuuck.

>>581269287
No. You'd probably have forgot to wear your raincoat. Teen pregnancy is the cost of getting jimmy wet.

First femanon reporting in.

My fiance has been working a galactic fuck ton of overtime to support the two of us and our dogs and house. Because I just recently lost my job.. 5o make up for my sexual tension and free time I've been calling over one of his best friends (who is also engaged to some dumb cunt) to rail me all over the house my Manis paying for.

Also. Dubs cause first femanon ;)

>>581251094
your pic is shit tier OP

>>581270289
tits or gtfo

>>581270289
If you're gonna tell everyone what a dirty slut you are at least post pics

>>581251094
Yeah I fucked my ex's mom to get back at her. To be fair her mom came onto me.

>>581270289
Y'know, I'm the type to live and let live with regards to femanons, but goddamn it, your shit irks me. Tits or GTFO, ya ungrateful tramp.

>>581270283
yeah true, she tried to fuck me once and my dick touched her pussy, almost pushed it all the way in but was too scared of pregnancy so i pulled away. half regret half not. lol.

>inb4 greentext plz

I had my drink spiked by a friends' milf while out with work. we fucked then and still do now.

>>581270289
Can't turn a whore into a housewife, does your man not know this? It's like the oldest shit out there. Dating 101.

>>581266392
That's a big jump in social standings dude. How long was schooling, how old ate you now, and how long did it take you to get that job

>>581269287
also went snooping through my gfs moms email. found pics of her tits. have had fantasies about fucking her ever since.

Anyway, he let go of her hair and he grabbed her tits then spun her around and slapped her HARD and pushed her, she started to cry, I couldn't touch my dick with out cumming at this point. (crazy horny, dat feels)

He pinned her against the bed, I remember him shoving her face into the pillows just for the fuck of it, he really put effort into hurting her, he was driven. Clothes were taken off, he kept slapping her, she almost always held her face.

Anyway I seen my mom get fucked, deep throat ( very rough, almost rape) he doggied her and spread her ass and pussy as requested, he asked her something and she refused, at this point he was choking her straight up, I swear I seen her turn purple. It was 20 minutes long it felt, and I seen her twat, tits, and my mom get beaten. I felt guilty at the end, but also had back to back orgasms when they fucked. Now, my mom is single, I deleted content out of guilt, many many years ago, and still want to fuck her, she's getting into sketchy shit online with guys, so I'm keylogging her PC tomorrow for material, wish me luck. I love my mom, these men damaged her, I don't know why I'm like this. I have to go sleep.

>>581270993
post

>>581271370
> so I'm keylogging her PC tomorrow for material

Where the fuck did you get your hands on a keylogger?

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>>581268538
Forgot pic (is fuxking scary how similar it is though)

Short version: we get tipsy, and she starts asking about my non existent love life due to school. Drink some more.

Starts calling me by my uncles name, and I am getting drunk so I play along. Drink more

She starts moving closer and her hands start exploring. I return the favor. Within a few minutes, we're naked and really close. Things get a bit blurry, bit the bits I remember are crazy. Tounge while handjobs, sucking milk from her tits, crazy fucking with her dirty talking. She also did something to my butt that made me cum like a fire hose. I spent most of the night inside her snatch. I fell asleep in her arms, ( I think).

Honestly, I think it is a dream afterwards, espically after I wake up in my bed, and not a mention of anything the next moring. Life back to normal, and school consumes me again

About 7 months later, I go to a family party and see both of them. Aunt is a there and is fucking huge. Pregnant with twins. I am really confused at this point, but she seems normal, and I am not dead via blunt force trama. And I enjoy the party. Everyone is staying at great grandparents, and I get a text around midnight telling me to come by and fix something from my aunt. I'm confused why, but I assume grad school is the reason. Instead, I walk in to my naked aunt waiting for me. First thing out of her mouth "come give auntie some sugar." Things got kinky, and she keep on telling me how cute our babies will be.


Tldr I'm the dad of my cousins

There's this milf employee I've been talking to a couple months lately
but I don't know what to say for her to take me seriously

one night we were getting ready to close
I came up behind her and said "What are you up to tonight?"
she said "Nothing much, my daughter won't be home."
I then replied "So that means your free." with a smug
she (i think)jokingly said "sure, and I'll just get a boyfriend and we can go on dates."
Later after closing I went up to her car and talked
it got cold so I asked if I could come in her car
all in all I feel like I could have made a move but I drawing a blank
also she's married but she talks all the time how she hates him

>>581270794
This is a very recent development. As a matter of fact my fiance and I have been together for 8 years and he was the first person (before our relationship) I got intimate with. But since our engagement we've been fucking like animals and when I lost my job I had too much time away from him.

>>581251094
I fucked my girlfriends best friend once (the best friend and I are dating now). We did it on a school bus/in a bathroom. It was on the way home from a Winter Percussion competition, it was dark and almost everyone was asleep I fingered her and she gave me a blow job. Then when we made it home we fucked in the bathroom. She is a monster in the sack.

>>581271618
Last post...
Google it, it's so easy for christ sake.
Just get a key logger and a program that hides tasks, from task bar, from any sight. In order to reveal it you must type a code like goat5125 and it will pop up

accidentally fucked my roommates girlfriend while he was at work

>>581271927
You're jobless, ungrateful to those who still care, and you're a whore. Hopefully your fiance finds out and gives you a black eye or worse

>>581269707
Right about that

>>581271618
Surprisingly common as compliance control software for businesses and survalannce.

Hell, a site by the name of ars technical did a report on a shitty one given out to parents by police "for the children"

>>581272241
So how did that come about?
I find those kinds of things awkward
I can get a single girl to fuck but not a married or dating one too

tips?

>>581270910
I'm 23 now I couldn't care less about a social standing. I got lucky. It sucks to admit that but it's the honest to god truth. My tequila is gone so I'm going to bed. Was fun guys thanks. Goodnight.

>>581272241
I accident 93mb

>>581272231
Dude, all those "free" and easy to get keyloggers are malware, if you want a legit one you need to either create it yourself or buy one from some russian cunt through TOR.

>>581271627
No.
Fucking.
Way.
Kik me too!

I got so many questions. :o

>>581272676
Yea, No. I didn't get no virus or malware, even if I did, I don't fucking care. Nothing was lost/damaged. I got nudes of my sister and a video of my mother masturbaiting, which I would have want to went viral, but I deleted it out of guilt after 5 cum shots. It had no face, spread legs in a chair, no tits out. Shame.

>>581272353
I've been misinformed, (>>581272676)
where can I get one? Like a public tracker?

somewhat inappropriate:

When i was 20 in college my bro stayed at my house for a couple weeks. His 12th bday was during then. as a gift, me and my gf (19) let him have sex with her. a while later we both fucked her, 1 at a time and both of us at the same time. we both came in her a few times, all the cum made it pretty messy

>>581271706
I know tl;dr
but bump please

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>>581270442
You're a moron. Or a homosexual.

>>581270491
What the fuck? Why post something like this and then not share some details? How exactly did it happen? Is the mom hot? Did you cum inside her? Did the ex find out? If so, what happened about that with/between her and her mom and you? Also, got pics of the ex or her mom?

>>581270792
See above. And greeentext, please.

>>581270993
Yes, post pics of her tits, please.

>>581271370
What the fuck is this about? Were you following up from an earlier post? If so, which one? And pelase elaborate on what you are trying to describe.

>single, wandering country doing odd jobs for cash.
>find short job at church office, filing shit and repairing shit. Church was called the church of science or something.
>one day pastor leaves for house call, his wife in charge. Ok.
>in her late 30s, short brunette average body slight pufge from last babby
>pastor leaves, half hour passes filing studies and bills. Lets call her sarah calls me to office
>anon, tomorrow somechick comes back so your job is done today. Here is your cash for the four days.
>takes money out of box, notice irs short by 80.
>i look at her. She says well we are short this month. Anything helps.
>she rolls her eyes and i fuck you not, bends over and pulls panties down.
>go ahead, maybe my ass will help.
>fuck her hard, no sex for two months hard.
>while shes in bathroom cleaning herself up i take 200 out of box and leave.
>notice shit on dick later that night. Lolz.

>>581272726
Not gonna lie, I am still trying to wrap my head around d the whole thing.

>>581272980
Am on my phone. There are a few options floating around, but many either are controlled, old as shit, or for the Linux, hacker crowd

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>>581273009
I'm the OP and have started several of these threads over the past few months and I think you've posted in this thread before. Do you have any pics of the GF from that story? Also, are you still close to this bro? And did he thank you for what you had your GF do for him? Also, are you will with that GF or keep in touch with her?

Mine didn't post so, reposting.

>be me
>17
>On school bus going home from late winter percussion contest with GF's 7.5/10 best friend next to me
>she leans over and kisses me
>start to make out
>slips hand down my pants
>unbuttons and unzips
>gives me a blowjob
>fuckyes.jpg
>she moves back to the seat
>finger her
We also did it in a classroom, school bathroom, and school hallway. All three while school was going on.

>>581273145
>>581269643
>>581271370

>>581273349
Right, how do I know which ones are legit though? Googling gives me all kinds of shit.

This is like the fourth result from google.

http://www.kmint21.com/keylogger/

>>581273796
Look for reviews and test them either or VMs or PCs that you do not care about

>>581274063
I take computer that people don't use anymore just for testing software.

>>581274063
Not going to kik me? :/

>>581273796
Taskbar Hide (google that, it hides tasks)
With this program you should be able to find a free, easy to use, key logger that isn't malicious and doesn't hide itself, but with Taskbar Hide, anyways good luck

>>581272726
Also, ask away

I will try to answer

>>581270000
Quads

>>581271706
I need help trying to fuck this MILF

>>581274256
Do not have one

>>581274445
Going to get paternity test?
How old are you?
Are you cute or neckbeard?
She legit when she said they were yours?
>no kik? wtf

>>581274432
You had the perfect setup anon, you just need to follow through

And ask her out playfully

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>>581273494
ya ive posted it a few times before, with varying amount of details/style(grntxt). we are still close, always have been. dont remember if he directly said thanks but i could tell he was. not w/ her anymore but we dated for 2+ years. we still talk a lot and hang out together, have sex once in a while.

>>581260639
I'd of finished your monkey ass off and lit the cunts uterus on fire and burned her ass alive. Frankly I am hopin some man sets shit straight and kills off your entire fuckin ape species

>>581274660
I'll make one just for you anon

Gimme a few

>>581274695
But how do I do it without offending her in case she doesn't want to cheat
but just thinks I'm cute
or
what to say to lead to fucking?
I've never fucked a milf, I know they think differently than when they were 18

>>581274957
Be playful about it. For example, for the first case you should have offered her dinner or going out, phrased in the same manner as the rest of the convo. If she wants it, she will press for clarification

>>581269318
cheating is overrated, I love my gf,but if she's longer then 1 month away, I might cheat on her.
but then I don't fuck her friends / family.. if I wouldn't love her, but that would also immidialty end the relationship, what I don't want..
my gf has so hot friends tho

>>581257080
You probably fucked your friends after that fag

>>581274891
For me? Really? For me?
Oh anon. <3

>>581275254
Just sent.

I need to plug back in the world anyway

>>581274839
My brother is the only one I'ld share my gf with too, and girls would love it (he's even more handsome than me and an amazing gutiarist), but also a fcking religious fag, not even sure if he fucks his current gf.

>>581270000
No one gonna comment on those quads?

>>581260185
doing pretty well for yourself. congrats

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>>581275569
yeah im glad my fam/my gf werent religious.

Boyfriend cheated and beat me, stayed with him regardless, later called his 9/10 best friend over and fucked him, continued this for a month, started hanging out with his other best friends from high school, a lot. Fucked them also.

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>>581251094
>>581252952
>>581253564
>>581254923
>>581255583
>>581255985
>>581256621
>>581258796
>>581262006
>>581263131
>>581263929
>>581273494
FYI this fat ass MILF whore is called BigButt Brigitte. her sets can be found at
hunnidew dot blogspot dot it /2011/06/description-man-look-at-dat-ass.html?m=1&zx=8d41d993e9900c2f
there are 600+ pics, many are duplicates tho.

>>581275690
faggots don't care that was my moment of fame on 4chan lost

My best friend's sister

>be 16
>best friend has 7/10 sister, not popular or shit
>car is taken away by my parents bc bad grades
>walking to friend's house
>live in MN and its December so it's fucking cold as shit
>get there and his sister answers the door
>ask if he's home
>she says no that he had to go to confirmation class at his church
>fuck.jpeg
>check phone, sure enough have texts from him telling me he had to leave but phone was on silent
>sister can tell I'm pissed
>apologize and turn around to go home 3 blocks away
>she speaks up and says I can come in and watch tv and that he'll be back in an hour or so
>why the fuck not
>go in, sit on couch and watch some movie, I'm pretty sure it was Die Hard
>best friend fucking loved that movie
>his sister's making cookies or something in the kitchen in the next room
>it starts to seem like nobody's home except for her, normally little brother would come annoy me or parents would say hi
>she comes and gives me a cookie, sits on the chair next to the couch
>chat a little, it's a bit awkward
>watching movie, suddenly get horny
>way into anal sex porn those days, but virgin
>I start to take peeks at her ass, she's kind of lying on her side in the chair
>not bad.gif
>tell her to get me another cookie, I play the jerk role most of the time when I talk to her
>tells me to go fuck myself
>tell her to suck my dick
>she tells me to kiss her ass
>now's my chance.png
>say "ok" and lean over the armrest and put my face close to her ass before she pushes my face away and squirms, laughing, but I can tell it's more a relaxed laugh than a nervous laugh
>pinch her butt
>she jumps a little, swats my hand, giggling more
>back to watching the movie
>even more horny now

typing out first time, cont.

>>581276347
That ass is glorious

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>>581276381
I'll never know the other details of how he fucked friends sister

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>>581276676
I know right?
just imagine her sitting on your face

>Been dating GF for about 3 years
>She has two sisters hot as fuck
>Both are chubby but sister K has a huge bubble ass and dem hips
>Always party with sister K and she is always flirty
>Grab her ass when no one is around, she just giggles and tells me its ok
>Always pulls away if I spend too much time grabbin ass
>Dick is diamonds for her everytime I see her and she always wears skin tight leggings
>Plan a camping weekend with my gf and sister K and her boyfriend
>Her bf gets called in to work and has to stay in town
>Go camping with gf and K, proceed to get smashed
>Gf gets too drunk goes to bed, K starts flirting hardcore as soon as she is snoring
>Flirt back and pull her on to my lap straddling me
>Hands full of ass I tell her I need to do something and start kissing her
>Start grinding my dick into her pussy through jeans while making out
>Ask her if she wants me inside her
>She says yes so we move to her tent, stopping to make sure gf is snoring
>Strip her down naked with the tent flap open so I can see that amazing ass in the firelight
>Feel like a kid on christmas morning
>Bend her doggystyle and my heart stops at the fucking amazing ass in front of me
>Been wanting this so bad for years
>We fuck longer than I have fucked in years,my dick stays hard after cumming twice
>Third time I cum I sink deep into her pussy and make her beg for it
>Some of the best sex I have ever had
>Almost fall asleep naked in her tent, then went back to gf's tent
>Next morning her bf comes out, we spend the day in the river we don't talk about it
>Finally we get a chance for alone time as my gf and her bf head back to make supper
>She says it was amazing but we can never do it again
>I argue saying we should again, at least once more, we kind of start fighting
>I tell her I am planning on breaking up with my gf anyway so Im going to tell my gf and her boyfriend unless she bends over and tells me she wants my dick

>>581276381
cont'd

>confidence brews
>move hand slowly
>really. fuckin. slowly.
>cup one cheek with my hand
>she doesn't say anything, keeps watching the movie as if nothing is happening
>keep feeling her ass, she doesn't seem to mind
>its starting to get a little awkward
>suddenly she gets up
>i think she's going to leave
>she moves over to the couch and strattles me, sitting on my lap
>definitely feels my rock hard boner as we start making out
>both hands on now, one for each cheek
>things are heating up, I slip my hands in and feel her bare ass cheeks
>fuckyes.wav
>I ask if we can go to her bedroom
>she nods, we go to her bedroom
>she sits on the bed
>I walk to the bed and immediately take her pants off
>her panties are really wet
>take those off too, great, nicely trimmed vag
>start eating her out, fumble around a bit but learn as I go
>her moans are really nice
>I stop, and tell her to get on her hands and knees
>she seems obviously confused but obliges
>I get on the bed and take a look
>glorious pretty pink asshole
>have to withhold myself from coming right then and there
>I try to act natural, not sure how she'll react to any assplay
>back to eating her out that way, she starts to relax and kind of buries her face in her pillow
>start getting more confidence

Sorry for wait, typing out for the first time and trying to find ways to word things.

cont.

>>581277508
lurkinn

>>581277504
>She acts mad, says fine and moves behind a big rock
>Bends over for me, and i eat that big ass before sliding my dick into it
>She acts mad for about 2 minutes and then starts grinding back at me and telling me to fuck her harder
>We fuck for about 20 minutes until we hear someone walking on the beach
>I nut as quick as I can in her ass
>we start splashing each other to act like we were play fighting as her boyfreind walks around the rock 2 minutes later
>After the camping trip I text her when I want to fuck, she pretends to be mad about the blackmail and then moans like a little whore for me
>Its been about 6 months, we still fuck at least once a month because my gf is getting suspicious

sorry my greentext sucks

Nailed our maid. I was 16 she was 19. Although I wish I made it a better experience for her. She was also my first.

>she moans more and more
>I pull away, and then spit on her ass
>she flinches a little, probably not expecting it
>I use my fingers to massage her asshole
>she doesn't seem opposed to it
>keep massaging her asshole
>wantdickintheresobad.jpeg
>keep eating her out
>I'm working up the confidence for the ass lick
>worried about taste, but I decide that it looks clean, fuck it
>give a nice long lick right on her crack
>she moans really loud
>she fucking likes it
>it doesn't taste bad at all
>keep going between vag and ass
>then stick a finger in
>god damn its so tight
>finger her ass for a while, she really seems to like it
>jackpot.gif
>she gets her head out of the pillow, I pull my finger out
>she pushes me down
>no resistance at all from me

again, apologies for wait

cont.

>>581251094
step-sister, friends wife, girlfriends sister, friends ex, co-workers, involved women (wives or other guys girlfriends, customers and girls with large age differences that should be considered too young.but still legal! (no pedo here) Although no blackmail, definitely traded for ehlp of some sort or another.

>>581255670
you're a piece of shit. fuck you.

>>581251094
For the record, if you ruin a relationship for an orgasm,you're a scumbag. Truly.

>>581278681
If she's willing to stray from the relationship for an orgasm, the relationship is already ruined. Seriously ask yourself, aside from rape (which should be instant sentence to hell) is there really any way to force a woman to have consensual sex with a man? Nope! Ultimately it's her choice.

>>581272280
and i would love to give her that black eye with a side of broken nose and fractured ribs

Fucked a guy my "friend" liked because I hated her and so did he.

Fucked dad of a kid I babysat.

Worst was more recently had sex with the brides sister's boyfriend at a wedding

>>581277962
>ilikeit.gif

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is a fake story. But it's still good

>>581278256
cont.

>she undoes the button to my pants, manages to work out my hard-as-diamonds cock from my boxers
>I can still remember it today, she gave the greatest lick, from balls to head. Fuck it makes me squirm today
>she tells me later it was her first time, but fuck she was really fucking good at it
>like incredible
>I'm fighting the urge to nut in her mouth, at this rate I'm pretty sure she's looking for going all the way
>I get her to switch positions, we 69 for a bit
>hot damn though she could really give some good dome
>finally the time comes, I'd been saving a condom in my wallet for this special occasion
>we're both naked and I get on top of her, missionary style
>she's a virgin, I'm a virgin, but we both know it's gonna hurt her a little
>she gives me the greatest look as I'm about to slide in. I don't even know how to explain it, just, fuck.
>I slide in real slow
>so good
>so, so good
>we fuck real slowly in missionary position for some time
>then switch to doggy style
>she says she doesn't want it in the ass
>I ain't even mad
>fuck in doggy style, stick a finger in her pretty pink asshole and she loves it
>suddenly hear garage door opening
>ohfuck.jpeg
>we panic, I pull out as fast as I can
>pull condom off, get on boxers and jeans, hear downstairs garage door opening
>I tell her to act like she was taking a nap
>I run to the bathroom and get dressed, put condom in coat pocket
>Walk out, play it off real nicely in front of best friend and his dad
>Me and friend playing vidya in the basement
>sister comes down and sits on couch
>sit and play, acting casual until I go home and throw away the condom, come back the next day to finish what I started

After that, we fooled around until we both graduated and went to different universities far away. She let me do it in her ass a couple times.

Sorry for shitty ending and wait time

Like 2nd greentext I've ever done

>>581279661
It's fine anon

>>581279257
THIS
there's no way to ruin a relationship, if one is willing to cheat something is already wrong.

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>>581279661
>>I slide in real slow
i misread that as
>>i slide in real horrorshow
>mfw

>>581279661
Greentext is like fucking a drunk girl. You have to be a special snowflake of really fucking bad at it to disappoint. Sure there are those who are fantastic at it, but being insure at it doesn't help charisma.

>>581262193
Dude... $80 for a bj...
she's robbing you blind.
For $80 she'd better let you stick it in her somewhere else too man.

Bum

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In case anyone's interested, the thread has been archived: http://4archive.org/b/thread/581251094

Also, bump for some more stories?

>>581283903
Got any questions too?

>>581284086
I just clicked your ID and it looks as though you are the guy who fucked his aunt and she may now be pregnant from you? Is that so?

If so, are you certain/almost-certain that she is pregnant from you? Do you think your uncle suspects anything? Are your aunt's tits huge like the woman in the pics you posted? Do you have a big dick? What are you going to do, if it turns out that she is pregnant from you? Tell your uncle? Ask her what she wants you to do? Or what?

>>581284341
Yup, am pretty sure. Just found out about kit paternity tests, so gonna ask her about that next time I can. Uncle does not know. Honestly, with my family, I do not want to dig too deep. Reason is aforementioned similarity to uncle. Southern family et al

Not many people have seen it. Slightly above average I think.

Not gonna lie, I thought my aunt was doing porn. She is paler, has black wavy hair, and darker nips. Fits are as big if not bigger/fuller.

Her plan is to raise them as normal, and do not tell.

>>581285019
That is certainly an interesting story. Thanks for posting it. So, do you foresee yourself having sex with your aunt more in the future? Do you have feelings for her? Do you have a girlfriend?

>>581285019
*tits are as big if not bigger/fuller

Auto correct sucks

>>581285607
Yes, lots of sex. Espically with the holidays coming up.

I do. It is strange. I am a bit obssevie now as an anon told me, but to think that may be a combo of stress from school plus baby stuff. (Still preg)

If I could I would ask for her help in finding someone very similar to her of I could.

Not currently, grad school is too much, and I would prefer someone that spoke English as a first Langauge. Toomany nuances to translate feelings for me into another language.

>>581285607
Anything else? I got crash

>>581286660
Hey, sorry for not replying sooner. My damn browser froze up from having too many windows open and I had to restart it. Thanks for taking the time to reply and share your story with us. Best of luck to you and your family, my man! Have a nice morning.

>>581287331
Not a prob man.

And thank you. Gonna be honest, looking forward to how things turn out ( and how big her milkers become)

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>>581251094
Just another friendly bump to see if anyone else might want to post some stories.

>>581286660
Fuxk it, I am too damn horny to sleep

Any other questions

Also, before you ask, the taste is similar to vanilla

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>>581289296
Well, do you have any pics of your aunt, that would not show her face, that you'd be willing to share? Also, do you have a girlfriend? How many girls have you had sex with? When is the last time you had sex with your aunt? Have you fooled around with any other females sicne you first/last fucked your aunt?

Also, you were trying to sleep, what do you need to be up for later today? Do you have a job? Go to school?

>>581251094
Big milf butt.
Bigmilfbutt.
Big. Milf. Butt.

>>581283903
>she'll never dominate you
fuck

>>581289791
>>581289791
No pics of her, sorry anon.

Pic I posted is pretty damn spot on though to the point I thought it was her. Some diffrences, like black wavy hair, paler skin, darker nipples. A bit thicker

Only one gf before. None currently. Had sex w/ prev gf.

No time really due to grad school, and program has few if any women. Gotta be alive for class. At 3:20, plus hw

A few dirty Skype sessions with her. She is not big into electronics. Will probably see her over the holidays, and have some last min preg sex. She is gonna pop soon. Pretty much only her.

>>581266217
more

>>581251094
Thanks for starting this thread again. I've been missing it

I occasionally have a thing with a married, middle aged, latina friend of mine. I've got a feeling that her marriage might actually be open, but whatever. Something about azteca bbws man... great tits, great ass, pouty lips, nice chubby vag, she drips when she's horny, and she cums like a firehose.

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>>581291394
Care to share some more details about this situation? How did it start? What's her body like? Big tits? Big ass? Tight pussy? Do you have a big dick? Do you cum inside her? Do you have a GF? Do you have a picture of her you're willing to post?

>>581292791
>>581291394
I second that

>>581251767
MOAR

>>581262856
would never in a billion years post a picture of my daughter in this lair of pedos

>>581251094
I fucked my girlfriend while her best friend and brother were in the room watching death note. Cuddle position from behind, she was on her period so I came inside her too.

3 - Not because of the size of my dick, average at best. But we basically grew up together fucking so we know how to push each other's buttons.
No matter how many boyfriends come and go I'll always be way in there. Feels good

>>581270289
>>581266217
Are you femanon or not? Your ID has betrayed you.

>Dude hosting surprise birthday party for his girlfriend
>I met this girl two weeks prior and really like her
>She likes me a lot
>We go club after party & me & her end up upstairs with her sitting on my lap
>I go to kiss her and boyfriend appears out of nowhere
>i pretend to be super drunk, and kiss a nearby female friend who I've kissed before
>Female friend absolutely loves me and buys me a drink of tequila, I shot the tequila and for some reason cannot swallow and it ends up coming out my nose
>embarrasing.jpg
>Boyfriend starts pushing me saying "why why why???"
>he realises mes a tiny Manley compares to me and stops trying to fight me
>He storms out club
>they break up

>Start dating girl
>3 years later and love her more than ever, we're perfect for each other, she is my best friend and nothing makes me happier

Fini,