>>581151287
Was his dick bigger than mine?

bump.

>>581151287
fuck your sissy ass until you delivar actually nice content. ily

>>581151287
dang op u r qt

mmm fresh bread

>>581151287
Op is love. Op is life

>>581151287
could care less about nudes...

just want to see her reaction when she finds out this is all bullshit

>>581151287
Still in business!

>>581151287
Are those new Screencaps nigger?

Post that shit.

OP's GONE NUCLEAR.

PREPARE FOR FALLOUT.

>>581151287
based OP is based

>>581151287
penus

>>581151287
I wonder if that retard going
>waaah you guys are all betas OP got cheated on

Will continue his rants here.

cheeky op new threads yeye ayy ayy

Repost the pic he posted of this bitch in the first thread pls

>>581151619
Thats one from the first thread.
Op repost the pics until she replies

Woot 3rd thread leggo

Bump! Our based god is back!

>>581151706
ok, looks like its time for dickbomb to drop
got fucked by 3 dudes

OP pretend to be James for longer than today. See how long she thinks you are him. Tell her you cant be with her in person yet cause you'll be too hurt by what she did. Take it slow and casual, and just repair the relationship through text. Once she feels good again, she'll send nudes as she's desperate to have you back and really excited to see you. shouldnt take more than a day or two if that.

>>581151706
"And if you really cared about me you would go to the fucking bathroom."

should i keep yelling at her or just send them dicks?

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>>581151706

Just fucking wait.

But say you're only doing it because you want it to work.

We need the tits, because then not only is she at square one with the guy but she has given a random person fucking nudes. The hammer blow reveal will be 100x more brutal.

>>581151706
We're back in!

Time to send cock pic dude

This isn't leading anywhere, OP. Tell her u trolld her

You're losing the patient!

>>581151706
>fucks another guy
>you're all alike

What the fuck is wrong with this dumb cunt?

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>>581151706
Prepare the dick cannon

Just wait for "St The-apt" OP

>>581151957
Cock pic

>>581151915
thats what i want to happen

tell me again how a 5 isn't a plain jane/average girl...

YES OP YOU ARE NOT GETTING TITS JUST DICK PIC BOMB HER

>>581151884
This. Much more fun.

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OP, post slut's phone number when it's time.

>>581152025
OP use this

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>>581152037
It just keeps on coming.

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this girl is trolling op im pretty sure

right now she is on the feminist section of 4chan making fun of him

>>581151706
tell her james will never speak to her again unless she delivers within 5 minutes

OP share the number and let's make dick rain on her.

do you really believe she doesn't know her ex's number by heart?

How would she accidentally text a random dude without knowing her number?

Shenanigans.

>>581151287
OP break up with her. She doesn't deserve you or her boyfriend.

can someone give plot summary?

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>>581151909
Domit then give number. Let the /b/ cock torrent loose on her

>>581151915
this shit right here. gotta ruin this twat

Dick pic
dick pic
dick pic

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>>581151706
Don't give up OP. I've been with since the beginning. You are my white knight. Now, bring home the bacon.

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>>581152048
Ah Saint Theapt, patron saint of fallen women and biscuits. 809-877AD.

>>581152225
Armed for dickstorm

>>581151909
you just do whatever you want, fuck anyone you want, make me feel as bad as you want. But when I ask for something that makes you a little uncomfortable, you can't be bothered? You obviously don't care, and I won't waste my time with you.

>>581152310
I agree with this

>>581152186
kek

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>>581152198
Again.... hahahahah

>>581152242

People are fucking idiots, this guy probably isn't even important to her. Just a safety net so she doesn't have to be alone.

s
se
sen
send
send t
send th
send the
send the d

>>581152225
THIS

>>581152273
random girl texted
girl thinks OP is another guy
girl got abused by some guy
OP is trying to get nudes but girl refuses

>>581152186
if genuine then you are a fag

>>581152208
>feminist section of 4chan

Newfag: extreme edition

>>581152265
LOL

>>581151287
>>581151909

OP, pretty fucking please, stop being a raging fucking retard and tell us what this thread is about

>>581152225
Sure, if she isn't his boyfriend OP would be a faggot not to do this

Go ahead OP

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No going back

>>581152560
>if genuine

wow

>>581152560

>if genuine
>ay lmao im a neckbeard

Fucking mong.

>>581152273
OP gets text from wrong number, girl thinking it's her ex James. She cheated on James. OP is now James. Trying to get nudes.

>>581152646
shoulda seen the other thread

>newfag

>>581152273
from ops perspective
>be op
>get random text
>"anon im so sorry for wat I did"
>wat who is this
>nudesget.exe
seriously all there is to it.

>>581152681

Elite move OP

>>581152681
Nice dick Opiee

>>581152681
haha.. wait for it.... wait for it...

Read some of the other posts ass-hat and figure it out.

>>581152560
how the fuck could this be genuine?
>>581152646
This is the 3rd thread faggot, it's not OP's fault you weren't in the last two you fucking dumb ass.

>>581152681
FOR NARNIAAAAA

>>581152681
topkek

>>581152681
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ruined, post her number now

>>581152681
A THOUSAND KEKS

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>>581152681
HE DID IT!!!!!!!

>>581152681
Perfect. Your a greater tactican op

>>581152681
What if James cock looks nothing like that and he's a black guy

>>581151706
Tell her don't bother coming to see you in person if she can't even be bothered to do one simple thing

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>>581152681
BRACING

>>581152646
pretty fucking please, stop being a raging fucking retard and lurk moar

>>581152225
I've already got my coco out.

>>581152681
magnifique

>>581152681
OP was not a faggit!

Deposit number now

>>581152681
Fuck. You da real MVP bro.

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>>581152681
wait for the punchline...

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>>581152681
well that answer is gonna be interesting

>>581152646
listen up nigger. some random chick texted OP thinking it was her ex, he likely used to have the same cell number. OP is pretending to be her ex and is trying to get nudes out of her. she is fairly ugly, but at least not fat.

>>581152242

Once I received a three-part text from some faggot saying, "I'm sorry baby I love you so much blah blah blah" very similar to OP. It was from a 360-295-**** # whereas my number was almost identical except for one digit in the area code. They typed it in wrong and didn't notice.

It was obviously a dude and I was too high to troll so I just said "wrong number bro. Good luck though, you probably need it (might be laying it on a little thick there)" or something lel

>>581152681
>No going back

LOL post number NAO!

>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>581152681
AIN'T NO USE IN LOOKIN BACK

OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS

sorry for screaming

>>581152681
KEK'D MYSELF

BOOOM BABY

Nice shaft op

Hand over the cunts number and enjoy the ride

>>581152681
geez... I can't watch this
>>581152273
>Claims some girl accidentally sent text to her phone
>it was supposed to be his ex
>she cheated on him
>put a pic that looked exactly like him
>getting revenge by getting nudes from her

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Here you are my king. Enjoy the throne.

>>581152681
Shit nigga 4.5 star post

>>581152681
wat if her bf was black?

>>581152856
Extraordinaire. Un boss.

>>581152681
and what if james was a nigga

>>581152681
proceed to block number, do not reveal yourself as a fraud. 2 ppl trolled for the price of 1

Jeezzzzzz

>>581153046

EVEN BETTER!!!!

>>581153071
was thinking this

>>581152818
Thats the point she's supposed to realize she has no idea who this is.

>>581153046
kek

>james
>nigga

LOL

OOOOOHH SHIIET

>>581153046
>>581153046
That's the joke.

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>>581153046
>>581153071

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>>581153046
>>581153071
Kek

Greentext> implying you can text this much at work

OP actually wait for her response before you do anything stupid and ruin it. She might believe it's you.

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omg

>>581152681
Shoulda tried to get the BF's number and sent him all that shit.

Well done OP. For this thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk

>>581152681
>If he's not her ex she'd know that's not his cock
>ergo ruined
>ergo he's just a pussy who got cheated on
>ergo he's just begging for nudes
>after massively being cheated on

How difficult is this?

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>>581153046
Plot twist extraordinaire!

Good shit OP thr fucking whore would've just said "no you can see in person" later anyways.

this is gonna be epic when she sees the text and is like "OMG SHADAOW YOUR BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER" LOL

>>581153184
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>581153282
kekekekekkekekekekekek

>>581153282
bravo

>>581153302
ya

>>581153282
Kek

>>581153282

PREMATURE NIGGER PREMATURE.

>>581153232

No chance, this bitch was all about the shitskins.

shiet son youve got a fucking half platoon of finnish navy soldiers eating popcorn for this shit. You are god

>>581153282
OP is god

>>581153342

>Literally fucking retard

Look 3 posts above yours you daft cunt

>>581153071
If James was a nigger his name would be Jamal or some shit.

>>581153282
Why did u blow ur cover man... IDIOT

>>581153282
I wouldve held back on that last part but good job, i approve

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>>581153282
WHY DID YOU NOT WAIT TO RESPOND!!!

YOU COULD OF BEEN SOMEBODY!!

Best OP for a while, good show

>>581153017
no...that summary is just fucking wrong you retard. Did you just skim some of the others and put that together yourself?

>his ex
>put a pic that looked exactly like him

Wtf are you talking about moron?

>>581153282
NOW SPREAD NUMBER
>cockrain
>????
>profit

hahaha nice job OP can we please have her number now?

>>581153282
glorius!

>>581153282
Link her the thread

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>>581153282
I salute you OP, thanks for making my evening

Op is building up to .....
The god damn lochness monster

>>581153282
What a lame answer

I hope someone capped this from the beginning. Good to know I have been posting in some epic whole wheat bread.

>>581153282
good job Op

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Well done OP, even if no nudes get.

>>581153282
Could have dragged it on a bit longer, but all in all that's a solid ending. Well played

>>581153394
>>581153394
Exactly,OP we've been with you for 2 hours,post her number for continuation

>>581153282
Yyyeeesssss

fantastic

>>581153282
You, OP, are my fucking hero.

Op has made hall of fame

>>581153282
Too early breh...

OP is a king

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>>581153282
Now post number

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>>581153282
COULDA GOTTEN N00DZ BUT NOOOOOO

>>581152037
Oh man, I had almost forgotten Fisting of the North Star.

>>581153342
hahaha

welcome to the 3rd thread, newfriend

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Lmaooooooooooo
Now I am Chris.

any replies? anyway gg

>>581153224
U wut m8?

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>>581153282
Deposit number now for cockolate rain

Why not wait? Fits were coming when at apartment...

>>581153735
PLOT FUCKING TWIST LMFAO

>>581153735
it continues...

>>581153735

What the fuck?

>>581153735
now this is getting suspicious...

>>581153342
>fucking retard making up the story as he goes along not knowing what's going on

POST HER NUMBER AND LINK HER THIS THREAD

>>581153735

she knows people by their dicks.....
>not phone numbers

>>581153735
I'm confused...

>>581153735
jesus christ girls are fucking retards.

>>581153735
[kekking intensifies]

>>581153735
>omg

No. No one is THAT fucking dumb

what the fuck

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>>581153735
play along, BE CHRIS FOR US OP

>>581153735
OH SHIT

>>581153735
OP's dick looks like Chris's dick

ask "how did you know i was chris? you remember my dick that well?"

>>581153826
lolll
like i really did not expect that at allllll lmaooo
so gonna keep going with this

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>>581153735
she can't be this dumb.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT BITCH xD

>>581153735
OMF she recognized the guy by the dock wth

she's trolling

>>581153867
thank you...

i really do have to wonder how fucking window licking stupid and desperate for entertainment you have to be to believe this shit

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>>581153735
what is even going on anymore
op just post her fucking number what do you have to lose

>>581153282
Faggot wtf>>581153867
Fucking kek

>>581153735
im kinda confused now

>>581153735
So...she knows guys based on their dicks.
>muh self ruhspekt

>>581153735

SHAWDOW 2: THE CHRISTENING

>>581153735
fucking continue as chris

>>581153867
Lol'd

>>581153735
THE LEGACY CONTINUES

>>581153342
>>581153017
Stupidest person ITT award goes to you ID C1dU1DM/ you fucking dumbass faggot

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>>581153793
do it!

>>581153735
play it cool you are chris now

OP nothing to be ashamed about here you tried your best and she was just being a dumb cunt.

11/24/14 - the day OP wasn't a fagget

>>581153867
bestest of keks

Best thread going rn on b
Keep being Chris as long as possible op
top kek

IN THE LAST THREAD SHE SAID JAMES HAD A BIGGER DICK. SHE MUST THINK OP IS THE SMALL DICKED FAGGOT SHE CHEATED WITH LOLOLOL

>>581153735
Say " Oh well James will be hearing all about this if you don't show dem titties"

>>581153867
what a time to be alive..

What a slut .
Now pretend to b chris and get noods

>>581153928
Dude yes kik me @tattedboyvance must keep thread and comedy alive

>>581153932
this thread is though...

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>>581153735
GO ALONG WITH IT NIGGA

Maybe chris is who she cheated on james with

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>>581153735
Is it just me or does that sentence just emanate cancer? Anyone care to translate?

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>>581153735
THE PLOT THICKENS

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>>581153735
>post`s numbers
>dick pics rain from the heavens

One of you fags capp this shit: The Legend of Shawdaw

Posting in epic thread.

>>581154014
top kek

>>581154184
Cap this now ! Must continue before 404

>>581153342
kek retard

maybe she will give nudes to chris?

>>581154071
why would she text the person she cheated with, about said persons abuse.
someone missed the other threads, huh feg

>>581154014
lmaooo

guys i dont know what the fuck to say i really did not expect this lmaoooo

Someone post the results of this to /r/4chan

I'm too busy to keep up with this thread anymore.

Someone do a decent job at Screencapping the
Shawdaw Saga
before it 404's

>>581154146
It's not just you I'm clutching at straws here

Posting in fucking epic fantastic thread

We need moar

>>581154137
nothing makes sense, it's just massive trolling
If it is chris then why does she think he's james?
She must know her phone.

It's obvious she would know his number and not text a random guy who either looks exactly like him or totally different

No matter how you look at it is fake

>>581154272
>>581154184
>>581154361
We've found the r/4chan faggots in the thread...
>massive faggots confirmed

You aren't epin cool for being in this epic bread you faggots, go kill yourselves.

>>581153456
Maybe he didn't.... Maybe she still believes. Ok might be Shadow's Cockleganger or something. Or maybe she Omg'd because she's never actually seen it before...

>>581154315
because she just found out she wasnt texting james you fucking dumb nigger

Epic thread

>>581154501

Sounds buttmad to me

Posting in epic thread. Un saludo para Guadalupe Contreras Gómez alias La Mimosa.

>>581154459
>I wasn't in the other threads and don't know what's going on but I will continue posting to demonstrate how stupid I am

op updates now

Since OP wont post the #, its probably just him and his fag friend.
abandon thread. why would you summerfags want to cap this

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OP
ROLL WITH IT

>>581154459
Who cares? It's entertaining to read, even if it is fake. Now quit being a faggot.

I'm late to the party. Anybody mind giving me a summary on wtf's going on in here?

>>581154501
Never been on r/Chan lmfao I only browse /b/ that's it

>>581154716
no. find another thread.

Number or GTFO !

>>581154608
>buttmad

Go back to your circle jerk karma shilling faggot.

>>581154548
You all should start using "signatures" or some shit like that you know, just so we can differentiate between cool Heaven and cunt Heaven

>>581154724
what the fuck is reddit

OP tell her that you are Chris and that you will tell everyone about the cheating on James part unless she sends the nudes

>>581154724
>lmfao
Sure you haven't

>>581154716
U missed high quality keks m8

>>mfw she recognizes "Chris" by a dickpic
>>mfw i have no face

>>581154716
>OP gets random text from girl apologizing
>OP fishes for info
>turns out girl cheated on "him" with abusive dude who beat her, but "only on the weekends"
>OP tries to get nudes
>fails
>sends cock as last lulz
>now bitch thinks OP is "Chris"

>>581154794

Who cares? Threads epic. Can't stay but wanna see the end. You are the faggot Heaven. See yourself an hero.

>>581154828
Being this new.

>>581154716
>'Sorry i cheated' to OP
>wrong number
>Let's try for nudes
>sends a dick pick
>'I thought i was speaking to James not Chris'

>>581154724
>quick damage control initiated
>the only website I KNOW IS /b/ IT's the ONLY PLACE ON THE INTERNET RELLI GUISE I NEVER GO THERE

>>581154716
Random bitch txted op op rolled with it trying to get nudes he sent dick bitch thought she was texting james not chris (apparently l) looks like chrises dick

since you guys stuck around for so long i shall post the number.
id like to get one more response as chris though.
help me /b/ros i really did not expect to be christened