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>>581135361
hm

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>>581135784

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>>581135886

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Go on

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>>581135997

>>581135361
im sure you'll deliver

Kek I'm lurking now
Also moar op

Lol she has to go sell this weed and pawn a computer

>>581136146
>bitch you still cheated. go fuck yourself

>>581136146
fuck gimme a sec to email these to myself, shitty phone internet is taking forever to upload these and do them in right order

>>581136146
this is a quality thread OP

hurry up faggot op

I'm on the edge of my seat op hustle it up

which is better, weed or sex

Cmon op get the tits and gtfo

OP is being trolled by one of his friends who got a new number. fucking idiot.

>>581136752
Sex.
As over rated as it is. Ita better than weed by several hundred thousand miles

>>581136752
Your mom

Why is top of the screen says Caitlin when asks who is this he has to know that bitch

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>>581135784
>>581135886
>>581135997
>>581136146

>mfw my name is James and I'm having girl problems with a caitlyn

What a tramp lol

you are right. however sex high is best, acctually, taking a shit ater holding one in for a couple of hours is better

>>581137001
There's no possible way he could've added the name in after she told him right anon

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sorry for the delay!

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>>581137035
Sheiiiiit, wouldnt this be a happy coincidence.
Lets see wut the noodz bring.

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lurking, OP, go on

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>>581137212
>invesigigsting

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captcha get
>lliyar sacred

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>>581137278
>invesigigsting
hahahahahha I lost it

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I am monitoring this thread

>>581137001
He could have updated his contacts you dumb faggot

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/12 so far

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>>581137442

You had my eyes, but now you have my attention. Go on.

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>>581137278

>investigiggiting

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go on....

>>581137514
> I was fucking with one person and one person only on the weekends

My sides.
That's still cheating, bitch

>>581137647
OP when you're done, get her to give you this crazy guy's number and send him all the screencaps.

fast forward to nudes

are you james from twin peaks?
if not pretend to be james from twin peaks

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no nudes yet :c

>>581137586
>im flattered a 21 yr old thinks im pretty

wtf how old is this girl

>>581137850
also does not need to be dressed...

>>581137792
3then bin your phone and wait to get stabbed by the fbi

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>>581137792
this pls

Where's the god damned tits nigger

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inb4 op blows it

lol ugly dumb ghetto bitch. go away OP

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>>581137910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyfdcoocex8

>>581137910
Dayum, she ugleh

>procede to get noodz

>>581137910
where the hed spot that marks the place where he slap that bitch?

>>581137986
16yr old crackwhore

>>581138007
yeha cause i get to choose who is on the other side of a random txt....

Tell her you want to kill the guy and to give you his number and post it here

>>581137514
> iwas fucking with one person and one person only on the weekends
Bt she's not a whore

Post her number

Send the bitch a cock pic and post her reaction.
get her name and facebook .

>>581138184
>>581137792
These

>>581137986
>broke her phone
>now has a brand new iPhone
>k
>kant type/spell correctly
>k
at least you're chance we of samefagging are slimmer OP
she's as stupid as a real woman

Eeeew ugly bitch, take the weed and run

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>>581137834
james here, what's up?

>>581137035
>>581137986
This her son?

>>581138262
"Why yo dick white now?"

>>581137986
Where is this whore from OP,

>>581138194
She's not a whore, she's an independent woman and it's her business.

>>581138343
My sides

>>581138309
hey, whats mexico like?

ask her where she got that new phone from

>>581138343
lmaoo thats totally what i feel like would happen

>>581138361
dallas

>>581138458
This now quickly op

Ops going to blow it lol

ask for nudes

>>581138458
she said she lost her phone, so actually kinda makes sense it is new.

French toast is amazing. And op's gonna fuck it up

told her to come clean about everything she did with the other guy to maintain continuity so hopefully she tells us how much of a slut she is
then we can work on nudes /b/ros

>>581137910
Holy shit this is Mina

>>581138458
thi

>>581138606
dat bitch rich or what
if true, ask her for money OP

>>581138559
I predict this,
Aquire guys number, start up shit,post results

>>581138506
holy shit OP, just do something

entertain us

>>581138506
Tell that hoe to meet you on forest and audelia in 15 minutes to pick her up

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>>581138724
>>581138606
>>581138548
>>581138458
>>581138756
ur gonna fuck it up

>>581138796
Ffs yes

OP is a desperate faggot and is now legitimately trying to hook up with this hood rat

>>581138309
fuck marry kill
shelly audrey donna

Get crazy guys number and post both of their numbers

>>581135361
also i think that she texted you cause she manually writen the number, cause she has a newphone now.

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I'm interested

>>581137035
OhShit

>>581138937
i have a gf

sorry this is happening real time so i have to wzit on her reponses..

tell her that pic still doesn't prove anything it could have been a pic she took before, she needs to take a new pic with a request

>>581137278
>Invesgigsting
Where is she I need some weed and a VCR

>>581139083
Genius spotted

>>581139184
I kekd

Fuck sakes op stop falling to that rat and do something

the award for the top kek goes to... This Bitch

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>>581139264
not gonna lie, surprised OP hasn't autismed yet, or even cracked.... thats some dedication and much better than 90% of the people on this board

>>581139264
LMFAO OMFG

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>>581139361
>>581139537

>>581139537
This is too fucking great

>>581139537

THIS

I need this to continue forever.

there are so many fake text message screenshot generators out there. this is bullshit, OP is a faggot but everyone falling for this stupid shit is an even bigger faggot.

Tell her you want a blow by blow account

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>>581139537
kek
this is gettin gud

>>581139543
>>581139645
>>581139659
>>581139681

Not OP check the ID faggots

>>581139731
uuuggh, this is so fucking fake. Fuckin' newfags

>>581139731
bullrushing ftw
this shit can't be real

>>581138072
Top Kek

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>>581139731
>got a tampon stuck in me

wat

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>>581139731
fuckin fake
bail on thread

>>581139731
>tampon stuck in me.

he went down on her during her period?

This is glorious

>>581139731

Become a world famous Tampon miner

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What else /b/

>>581139731
>>581139731
He went down in her and she had a tampon in?

>>581139731
Lol wait so the guy got his redwings?

>>581139514
Bginning with :
>>581135886
If this is true, OP took a nice shot in the psychological dark.

>>581139834
Holy shit

Tell her to send the nudes nao

>>581137035
I can see the the agony of the souls of the damned in its eyes...

one ID is from laptop the recent ones are from my phone

>>581139731
>bro.......................................
>sides

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>>581139731
Dis gettun gooood eheheh

>>581139731
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL

>>581139731
Fuck u OP, are you fucking trolling, why does your ID keep changing

>>581139834

OP is clearly multi-devicing, this is 2014 and we maintain online presence across our iPhones, iPads, & Macbook Airs.

Feel free to catch up any time now.
~~~ Posted from my iPad mini ~~~

>>581139834
The guy is posting both on his computer and on mobile, retard

>>581139834
OP clearly said he started the thread on his phone but moved to his computer since it was taking too long you illiterate cunt

God come on faggots the OPs ID and the person posting these supposed texts arent even the same.


also about getting the tampon stuck, a guy could finger a girl who had a tampon in and jam it up into her where it could get stuck. and yes guys go down on girls who are on their period, if you werent a virgin youd know this. even though this post is fake and gay, you virgins are even more gay.

>>581140154
one id is laptop, one is phone. read the thread.

>>581139537
>>581139361
>>581139264
Not OP

>>581139834
See
>>581135361
>>581135784
>>581136393

OP is on two devices

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>>581139954
tell her to do a 16 personalities test

http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

>>581139834
>>581139904
started thread on pc, switched to phone as earlier stated

>>581139834
OP made it clear that
"for some reason mobile wont let me start a new post"

faggot.

>>581139954
Was his dick bigger?

I'm stuck on the tampon thing...
..was he using a tampon as though it was a dildo and got it stuck in her?

>>581138458
fuck shelly marry audrey kill donna

>>581140202
Still.. I feel im getting trolled also fuck you faggot

Guys just read this gold.

>>581140269

>>581138687
Or her doppelganger?

>>581139834
pretty sure he switched from comp to phone, to quickly upload screenshots

if not troll 10/10 kek dont break anon, get nudes

Fuck off heaven this is the best read ive had on here for a long time

>>581140338
NO YOU FUCKING VIRGIN WHEN YOU EAT A GIRL OUT YOU USUALLY FINGER HER AS WELL. HE WAS IN A RUSH AND DIDNT LET HER REMOVE THE TAMPON AND HE PUSHED IT UP INTO HER.

>>581140338
If you fuck a girl wearing a tampon it will get pushed up inside her. One day you will have sex and this will make more sense.

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>>581140330

Get the other guys number
make it seem like you feel sorry for her
Ps. also fuck it tell her to come over but only after nudes

>>581140184
>Heaven
>Calling anyone gay

>>581140253
you believe a girls gonna say that about tampons
have you ever spoken to a girl in your life
10/10 bait

>>581140538
KEK

Holy shit OP youre gonna fuck it up

>>581140538

>>581140538
Delivarrrrrred

Now go for noodz!

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>>581140538
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>581140538
OP, she says she deserved to be treated badly by him. Tell her she's wrong. She deserves to be spit on, beat and left to walk home by you. She wronged you, not him.

we need nudes OP
NUDES

I'm here for the keks idgaf if it's fake a hole let us have our fun

fuck OP and fuck this fake and gay thread
sage goes in all fields

>>581140732
I second that

I don't even care if this isn't true I'm loving it... ask her if she ever got the tampon out.

>>581140538
WOW SUCH SPAGHETTI OP FCK U

>>581140807
fuk you, this is the funniest shit all day on 4chin

>>581140538
AMAZING

This

Do you feel better now that you have got that off your chest? She will probably say yes and thankyou, then you can go for the whole "now you can do something for me"

Profit

>>581140870
This

>>581139954
>what rise?
my penis

Kekkekekekek

>>581140918
this is good

>>581140807
Heaven get out of this thread then get the cocks out of your ass

>>581140918
Do this

waiting for her response
ill timestamp to show im real

Got here late, someone fill me in.

>>581140918
This and start up some shit with the guy

>>581140538
top kek

>>581140918
This

>>581140807
No, Fuck you

OP NUDES GET

>>581141092
read start of thread... then just read the images.

>>581141092
OP is not being a faggot for once

Get nudes get her hopes up and tell her to come over saying yoy want to talk face to face

Learn to read fagget

>>581137514
wow

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>>581141157
fuck you

>>581137395
Amazing

do we know how old this girl is

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Don't fuck this up OP I believe in you
I've never been more excited by this fucking website

This thread is so fake, so is the majority of these texting threads.

Can somebody make a collage of this?
This is pure 4chin Platinum

>>581141378
Grills are good no matter the age aslong as the seals are still good shes good to go

Once done aquiring luls and noods have her come over and bring the guy some random rediculous thing that will confuse him highly, profit. Also get his number, WHY DO WE NOT HAVE HIS NUMBER yet that is imparative

I'm just wondering what would happen if the real "James" were to call her.

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dont know how to flip x-axis on mac photobotth sorry

>>581141475
This

>>581141392
newfag

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>>581141378
Do you think anyone here gives a fuck? No. Shut the fuck up and enjoy OP not being a faggot for once

>>581141378
Better question yet, do we even care?

>>581136146
>"he would come fund me again and grab me by my hair"

Sounds like a fancy way of saying she's a prostitute.

>>581140698
OP, THIS
DIS NIGGA KNOW HIS SHIT

>>581141392
Clearly you haven't hit puberty yet. Might as well tell you Santa doesn't exist too, let's get it all out the way

>>581141525
We have faith OP

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Can you just imagine her breaking down on the off chance she realized she was pouring her heart out and confessing to some random dude

>>581141475
Archiving in a bit

>>581141525
What state are you in OP? I bet you feel safe as fuck being so far removed from these hoodrats.

>>581141525
Shitt

>>581141525
what a faggot

OP you da mvp. If you pull this off

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>>581141525
OP is god, op is life

>>581141378
kill yourself

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>>581140538
hue

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>>581141525
well well well

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>>581141670
My fucking sides. toppest of keks

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>>581141525
loving this

>>581141525
wow, so it's actually happening... keep going OP

>>581141525
>implying taking a pic of your fake text conversation makes it real
Fucking ham beast go fix your eyes

>>581141670
What if they both fall in love and become junkies together?

SEND THE BITCH LINK TO THIS THREAD PLEASE

>>581141525
>implying his friend is not sending these

>>581141710
You're just butt hurt because he delivered proving you wrong you no life cunt

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pls op you have my attention all night if you keep posting results

Shhhh OP take your time
We believe in you
But get those nudes, too

someone screen this shit

>>581141525
OP is no faggeteer today

noodz will make my day

>>581141525
Tell her it looks like she has a hickey in her pic and you want nudes now to see what marks he left on her. Threaten break up and what not

>>581141862
This lmfao

>>581141670
>>581135361
OP! On the chance she works it out! Send her a link to this thread!!

>>581141885
>Implying he isn't just using another phone.

Wow, you guys really are stupid

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My dick was bigger guys

>>581141356
Fuck.
You.

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>>581141525

JESSE IT'S TIME TO COOK

>>581141829
EMG reaction pics will always go in the folder, based anon

>>581141502
>>581141553
>>581141565
>>581141746

"hurr durr we havent ever had sex so we dont care about being pedophiles"

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>>581141990
here

OP has almost proved himself all he has to do is get noodz

>>581137910
Thread theme song
http://youtu.be/y8Ii5l23QXM

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Also since some don't believe I have 2 IDs

Proof that she still thinks your dick is the biggest

>>581142041
im agreeing with you autist
jesus christ iq has seriously dropped on this site

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OP I've never believed in a higher power like I believe in you right now, don't fail me

>>581142107
Whos talking about sex in talking about grills

>>581141525
is op daniel radcliffe?

>>581137395
>My sides man
Bring them back

>>581142052
Did you miss it's size? ;)