U'll see :p

>>580252074
well youve made it just go help with her hw today

its code for fuck town

>>580252229
topkek'd

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Show up with your implements and when she is unconscious load her into your truck and take her to your basement dungeon.

>>580252229
Answer this OP

say ima put my head between your legs

pancackes

>>580252074
if u wanna bang her just imply it faggot or she'll think ur a pervert

imply it and bang her when the time comes she won't feel guilt/whaever if it's impulsive

Jesus son if you're going to ask what you got yourself into, you're a sad retarded fuck.

If you had to come here for analysis then you're gonna fuck it up hard. I look forward to reading about your beta disaster in a future beta/spaghetti green text story thread

Go all in! She knows what you mean, she just wants you to say it. She is totally game!

Don't be a faggot, OP. Just reply with something mildly suggestive (or very flirty if you want to play it safe), and take it from there.

>>580252074

>sexy homework

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These mixed signals. I think I just fucked it up.

>>580252962
you fucked it

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>>580252074
Oh fuck spergelord,looks like its time to beta out.

>>580252962
Just dont respond, she'll think she fucked up.there's a reason she responded dude.

>>580252962
you did fuck up

Just reply something like "You're going to see after the hw". Before the hw maybe she'll ask "We need to do the hw to let me know what was that?" THEN YOU GO!

>>580252962
I'm going to take bring spongebob the movie, so we can watch it after we're done with your hw.

>>580252962
>>580253112
this OP. cut the conversation.

>>580252074
>homework
underage detected
saged and reported

>>580252962
QUICK SEND 5 MORE WINKY FACES

Maybe fucked, maybe not. Be more direct in the future (but not perverted).

>>580252962
Plan something exciting to do with her besides sex and pretend you didn't mean to sound so much like a rapist.

>>580252962
>Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Underaged teenager detected, don't respond anymore. Find an actual woman.

>>580252962
I brought Connect Four for after ;))

>>580252962
Say you meant like a movie or some shit if you wanna try and save it

>>580253359
This

Want to wait and find out or want to know right now? ;)

>>580252962
Wow... You fucking suck at this.

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>>580253359
My nigga

>>580253235
>hw
could mean alot of other things

>hog wrestling

>>580253576

OP done goofed.

She wants the d

>>580252962
You fucked it up with the ":P" smiley.
Should've been ";)".

>>580253630
Kek

>>580253576
Well now youre not getting laid idiot. Youre gonna be watching Bugs Life all day with blue balls.

>>580253576
fake

>>580253576
go for "plz respond". always works. lets the madam know that are truelly interested in an answer. hoes dig that stuff.

>>580253689
this

>>580253576
omg now you fucked up, shit nigga, fuck, you making me feel bad for you, god

>>580252074
cooking
cleaning
vagina

>>580253729
We're already supposed to see each other on Saturday, Thanksgiving and Black Friday so I'll have plenty of chances to bang her, just not tomorrow... maybe.

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>>580253576
you done goofed m8

>>580253735
and if that doesnt work (i doubt that) say i love you

>>580252962
care dude

this is now a cringe thread

>>580253576
Jesus fucking CHRIST. You are LITERALLY terribbblllee at this. I cannot, I CANNOT believe you said "what did you think I meant?"

Just fucking add some more winky faces, short-hand words, and laughing faces in there while you're at it. In fact, why don't you go ahead and just say "what did you think I meant? that I was going to fuck you? weirdo, idiot, stupid, dumbass. hahah XDXD lololol"

You HAVE to be underage. You have to be.

>>580253785
>>580253845

betafags

op is smooth as shit

>underage b&

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>>580253576
>Weirdo.
why

reply playing uno what did you think I was going to say?

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>>580253729
He could save it with alot of making out and heavy petting during the movie.

>>580252229
kek'd

>>580253576
WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOU WASTED THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE

>>580253576
>nearly 2015
>being this obvious
holy shit.

>>580253576
>weirdo
you might as well tell her your a turbo virgin

>>580253983

MODS

>>580253576
Ummmmmmmmmmm
okayyyy
>ok
Ummmmmmmmmmm
ok
>not ok

you fucked up OP

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It was already implied that we were going to fuck and I don't think anything I say will change that. To be honest, I probably should have just left it alone but I can still salvage this.

>>580254027
Sause?

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>>580254205

>>580254205
say: oh? do you want something else to happen?

>>580253729
Are you trying to say that Bugs Life isn't a good movie?

>>580253576
you fucked up man, it's over

>>580254205
OP she is creeped the fuck out.You ain't getting no poon from her,believe that.

>>580254205
You're incredibly lucky she's salvaing this for you by ignoring your inane and asinine bullshit and flattening your heightened autism out with her reassuring words.

But holy fuck, man. I hope you're not this awkward in person.

tell her:

What are we gonna do? Well we could do that faggot homework you have due about timbucktwo while we watch franklin tie his timberland shoes.... then watch a movie maybe make some babies I mean we can watch a movie called the ladies man, man...

Sorry im practicing how to become a rap god

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>>580254260
Camp Sherwood.

>>580254205
Still wants the D, dodged a bullet OP

End it now - ''OK, see you tomorrow''

I'v been thinking about fucking you for quite some time. I can't believe my dreams are about to become a reality.

>>580254205
just say "you are gonna eat this bitch" and bloom a pic of your dick
thats how alphas do it

>>580254205
Keep us updated tomorrow OP!

>>580254205
You good with that. Say nothing else. Pick a good movie and plan to stay out

>>580254205
But we can watch it naked

>>580254205
Always stop texting at climax, now go do ya thang tomorrow. Godspeed OP

>>580254205

by the way she replied she understands youre not being yourself. keep us up to date for tmrw bye op

General rule of thumb with texting....

Never say anything you wouldnt say in person.

>>580254205
Ask her what kind of movies she likes to watch while fucking

you dumb beta bitch

you should have ignored her, showed up without any homework 2 hours late, and stuck your tongue in her ass

>>580254205
Now, either call it quits while you've broken even or change the topic.

>>580252074
in the meantime, post her pics

>>580252074
make it depending on the anon who rolls... 69?

So this is how you Mormons court each other? Interesting

>What did you think I meant, weirdo?
LEL

>>580253112
yup

>>580254205
oh and we gonna fuck.

>>580254205
just say "cut the bs girl, les fuk babbi."
or remain a beta without any self respect

>>580254603
But you can say everything you want in person as long as you have the right body language/intonation

You know what sounds good, the sound of a yes
So make the good sound, sex?

>>580254541
never stop texting at the climax...
Just keep texting boring and simple as fuck.

Texting at a climax or even leaving a conversation in the midst of the climax underlines bad social intelligence, then again this is 4 chaaaaan

>>580254647
>her pics
you surely meant her *nude* pics
OP must delivar

>>580254205
we'll bang, ok?

>>580253238
>Topcock

Seriously do you wanna fuck or not? I have other shit to do than do fucking calculus and watch a bugs life.

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Fuck. My lame ass gf is trying to cockblock me.

>>580255056
this guy

>>580255056
invite her for threesome

I could shower you with kisses
If she sounds alarmed, mention the pack of chocolates you bought yesterday

>>580255056
Send a screenshot of this to her. Enjoy your breakup.

>>580255148
kek

>>580255148
AND share pics with your /b/ros who helped you

>>580255056
you overdid it, nobody will believe this

>>580255056
say what nigga?

>>580255229
this guy gets it

Are you into anal?

OP just start the convo over again plz for max lulz

I'll bring a movie over but I doubt we'll be watching it much

Threesome or all this talking is pointless.

>>580254857

Uh... kind of true but you usually have to work up to saying what you want... personally I never really insinuate anything unless I can tell she is getting turned on by it- which then I have to weigh up the pros and cons- likeilood of her flaking etc etc...

But basically through a couple years of texting you realize its absolute nonsense.

Set up a date. Thats it.
If she likes you she'll meet you up.
If not whatever.

when you get "good understandings" of what works for you, you can say pretty much anything.

I blatently harass people pretty much at this point but im such a self-righteous prick about it that you can't take me seriously... and if they do, i have the calibration to meet them half way.... or to completely suck them into my reality...

Its fun... go out and pimp it if you like!

Like the shit I say to girls is just obnoxious... but my rational is at least they know what kind of fuck im going to be before we get to the bedroom.... as in if im saying bizzarre crazy shit to them face to face... they know in the bedroom I'm going to be trying to get into their head at the same time...

Someguys just like going straight caveman too... it really doesnt matter.

But just own whatever the fuck you say.

>>580253735
kek

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This is about as much proof that I'm willing to give to prove I'm not fucking around.

>>580252074
>not saying "my homework"

faggot

>>580255586
the weeknd is shit

>>580255586
who the fuck still uses firefox lol

>>580255586
Fuck the right one and try to fuck the ex, where's the problem?

>>580255769
People who enjoy their privacy.

How are you, normie?

>>580255769

I do

>>580255056
Ask tits as a gift

Sex

>>580255769
people who know about computers or care about software being open-source

>>580255586
Op show us photo if the bitch you gone hw with

>>580255586
whos hotter, gf or new chick

>>580255769
well
these guys do:
>>580254603
>>580254847
>>580254202
>>580254170
>>580253732
>>580253112
>>580253162
>>580253235
>>580252406
>>580252312
>>580252229

>>580252962
dont pretend to be casanova man, just be straight up with her rather than saying something which obviously took you a while to come up with

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>>580255907

>>580253576
Shoulda said, "You wil be doing my bonework. Get it? ;)"

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>>580255586
faggot

>>580255586
Your profile picture looks like you took it with your girlfriend.
Other chicks dig a guy in a relationship just because of "commitment" or some shit. OP, don't be afraid to do something ballsy.

>>580252074
Pics of each girl OP. You're so close to not being a faggot

>>580254436
how far are they now?

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>>580255903
New chick, by far. I'm probably gonna cheat on my gf with this new chick.

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>>580256064

>>580255586
scroll down your facebook home page and take another screenshot i want to read what that says

block out what you want just do it for me broseph

>>580256167
It's my birthday, I choose when and I want it now

>>580256167
>[
You are the fucking king man

>>580256203
It's women logic nigger

Kill him, and fuck with her cut head :3

op = dirty little beaner

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Ready for the real kicker? They're friends.

>>580256167
she looks butt ugly bro

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>>580252074

>>580256571

/thread

>>580256556
Treading into dangerous territory
Decide if u wanna keep the girlfrind long term

Yo dude honestly, if you are not careful people will fuck with your life soon, you will forget to censor something and then we will be all over this

>>580256571
pussy is pussy, just do her from behind

>>580256556
You're a faggot for cheating on your g/f, bro.
Be loyal for fuck's sake. You make me sick.

>>580252738
this

They're both ugly as fuck but the asian is uglier.

Either way you lose OP.

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>>580256167
Post a picture of new chick so we can know shes not a total fucking horse

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2nd grill looks fat

>>580256556
Wtf I would have no shame cheating since your gf isn't exactly the best

>>580256737
This pretty much.

>>580253576
Wait what

>>580256167
then just dump your gf and hook up with her friend. cheating is a shitty thing to do

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Hello /b/,

What is your opinion about dupsteb music? My favorite dupsteb artists are Skrilecks and Tiesto. Any other good artists out there?

>pic related, it's me

>>580253840
>i'll have plenty of chances to bang her
Until you don't. You're gonna postpone everytime cause you're scared and end up in the friendzone

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>>580255586
>>580256215
>>580256556
i was going to find out for shits and giggles but after scrolling through ~750 i got bored

someone take over. someone start at bottom, mid and top go from there

>>580256556
OP, I think I know her? She lives in Ohio?

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>>580256775

>>580256890
What if you think your girlfriend will either commit suicide or drop out of college and fail at life if you broke up with her?

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OP pls you're a fat neckbeard

>>580256556
>maggie

>>580256909
damn man yyou alpha as fuck playa

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>>580256979
Too soon junior

>>580257016
Are you not talking to her anymore?

If so your thread is gonna turn on you.

>>580257016
you screwed up, faggot
should let her drawn in her own imagination.
>bitches loves misterious

>>580256979
add that they are male

>>580257016
op dun fucked up

>>580256167
Someone screen cap this and send to OP's current GF

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>>580257159
That's just unfollowing the posts, you still like the page...

>>580257249
what is a misteroiu?

You totally should have gotten tit pics it is your birthday after all.

>>580257159
got some white knights and overall faggots after you dont you OP? Youre still a cheating scum tho

>>580252074
omg you fking noob. good job on not being smooth

>>580257124
Lel

>>580256979
1.7 MILLION LIKE IT
ur fucking stupid for thinking u can find him

>>580257103
Got damn that dude uuuuugly

>>580257403
bunch of retards

rose lucio

>>580257519
can't we just google his profile picture

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>>580253576
>ruining it even more

Dude, just fuckin deactivate your profile for a few days if u wanna preserve your social life
You've got hell hounds on your trail
U can always get em tits next bday

Please white knight this pussy.

>>580257034
and shed be totally okay if she ever found out you were cheating? either break up or dont cheat.youre not helping her if youre staying in a relationship you dont care about

You should try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkqk4LN3ngM

I love your style, we should chat :)

>f, NL, 19

>>580256979
>Ritu Rani - teacher

Which school is that?

Arturo Rojas

>>580257519
he searched for people who like FX AND 93.7 you stupid twat

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>>580257816
holy smokes get a load of this faggot

>>580257519
The search combo was people who like 93.7 the beat AND Street FX Motorsport.

His name also starts with R.

>>580256167
is she indonesian?

>>580257816
Yeah, I was gonna break up with her soon anyway. She's nice a girl but she's not for me.

>>580257519
are you retarded? hes cheking for people who like both pages, that slashes the number by a lot

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Facebook's normal URL / rose.lucio.3

IT HAS BEEN DONE!

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>doxing intensifies

Maggie Goscinski

>>580258008
which pic gave you the starts with R? im obviously a huge faggot for missing that fact

>>580258082
What do you mean, she's not for you?

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ahahaahaha this dude here thinking he is gone get laid. blahahahahahahaahha . youd gone try some moves on that chick(which thinks you nothing more then a friend) she will squeal on your gf and the only way you gone get laid is by selling your ass at craiglist
but yeh good luck

>>580258123
good fucking job, now let the fun begin

>>580258123
Gz. What was your modus operandi ?

>>580257598
>>580257889
>>580258191
Figure it out faggots

>>580256784
She looks fine..

>>580258191
>Maggie Goscinski
goddamn y'all niggas quick to find people lmfao

>>580258123
>>580257013
so you did know her? if you werent already friends with her what facebook search did you use to find the profile? i must know for science

>>580258008
his girlfriends name starts with an r not his

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>>580258123
>>580258191
>>580257889

tell the new girl you wanna bone that you're gonna bring over some taxes that you can work on together. It works every time, trust me.

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>>580256556

Your gf's fuck ugly /b/ro, but your posts also prove that you're too much of a socially retarded virgin faggot to get the 6.5/10 friend you're watching Bugs Life with.

Maggie Goscinski is new girls name

FB maggie.goscinski.3

>>580258123
Oh fuck! OP You better hide yo shit before it gets real.
Waiting incase shit does get real

>>580258123
ITS YABBENING

>>580258231
She roped me into a relationship after our first date. I wasn't really looking for anything serious but I guess it turned into a serious relationship after like 2 months.

>>580258123
AWWWE SHIIIIIIIIEEEEE

ITS TIME, MANN THE CANNONS, FORM THE LINES, DRAW SWORDS, FOR ARMAGEDON

FFRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMMMM

>>580255586
>>580258205
>>580258348
Yeah sorry, i meant his GF.

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>>580255769
Huuuuuuuuurrrrrr fucking durrrrrr I'm a rah-tard and use chrome. Eat cock until you die from a cock overdose you fucking casual scum. Don't bother replying I'm already going to fuck your mom for what you said you gay bitch.

this new bitch is /maggie.goscinski.3

Send thread links to both before this 404s!

>>580258437
Shut up ya fag

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OP COMFORT FOR FAT NECKBEARD!!!!

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"fuck you" op happy birthday niggah!

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>>580256979
pic of OP

Oopsie-daisy, you've let /b/ know;

-Your name
-Address
-Family's name + addresses
-Girlfriend
-Chick you tried to get jiggy with

Gg, no re.

>>580258530
oh my god

Typical 17 year old response. You didn't fuck up OP, she just doesn't know how to make advances... Go get some tommorow

run OP RUN!

>>580258346
>>580258346
>>580258346
THIS

fucking answer this

i need more detective skills in my arsenal for future blackmailing

op is kill

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dat moonface

>>580258530
ding ding

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GOOD NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS
http://4archive.org/b/thread/580252074

GET ARCHIVEDDDDD.

Also, see attached image.

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AWWW FK

OP https://www.fb .com/profile.php?id=100000234425311

>>580258530
ANALLY ANNIHILATED

>>580258402
This is what will happen
>he comes over with a shitty movie
>tries being flirty
>will fail miserably, as he's hitting on gf's friend
>friend will tell gf
>since gf = ugly, she will hate him, but never leave him
>eventualy, she will cheat on him.

Q.E.D

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You are a cutie OP

What next /b/

how the fuck are you guys able to dox this well,that is beyond me

>>580258654
owned owned owned

>>580258594

doubt that's gonna happen now, anon

OP will probably end up shooting himself

>>580258654
RIP OP

>>580258648
That not a moon...

You morons never learn do you...

rose.lucio.3 is the facebook for his girlfriend if anyone wants to rat this cheating faggot out

>>580258564
at least he has a gf

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too soon?

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>>580258205
here we go

Hi Maggie! Dump his sorry arse.

You never cease to amaze me, /b/.
I love you. You glorious bastards.

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>>580258552
Fite me

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>>580258752

>>580258648
I puked