>>579927186
I don't give a shit about you, I just want to see you naked. So send me some nudes, bitch

>>579927186
Let me see your butthole

Tits or gtfo

>>579927186
Its all good, im great now that im talking to you :)

>>579927330
reroll

>>579927186
I wanna shit in your butthole

>>579927308
Rolling for this

i'm good, having a little fun ;) how are you, gorgeous?

can i lounge punch your fart box

>>579927330
>>579927524
once more

>>579927186
I was feeling kind of kinky and was wondering if you could send me some naughty pics because i find you incredibly attractive...

>>579927459
Reroll

>>579927528
Reroll

>>579927668
so close, rolling for this /b/ro

>>579927668
again

>>579927697
reroll

>>579927697
Rollin

>>579927773
OP here roll for what

>>579927330
rolling for this

>>579927773
...seriously

I really, really, really like you :)

>>579927773

Hey... I'm gonna lay some serious shit on you. Okay?

Wanna compare tits? ;)

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>hru

>H
>R
>U

>HOW
>ARE
>YOU

is this an american thing?

>>579927773
>>579927697

>>579927921
cmon

>>579927459
Once more

I'm bored show me what you look like naked

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This is me. Dont i look hansome.

>>579928097
its an underage american thing as far as I can tell

Nigget. Lets cut the chit chat and just send me nudes

>>579928097
She's Canadian

>>579928362
rolling so close

I have cancer and im trying to cross off my bucket list.

>>579927186
plz send dickpick

>>579928378
Reroll

>>579928524
reroll

>>579928040
>>579927308
Reroll

>>579927890
Op. >>579928040

>>579928743
>>579928753

double winrar

Swiggity swooty i'm coming for that booty

>>579928743
woot winrar

>>579928743
Winrar

>>579928753
Hahahaha anon. Too fucking funny.

OP's name is hru?

>>579929221
and the first item is to get you to send me nudes

>>579928040
>>579927308
>>579929221

Huehue op do these

>>579929221
I'm done to the last thing on my list... will you please piss on my face? I want that liquid gold right from the source.

>>579929221
Please let me see your tits. That's the one thing that will make me happy before I die :/ (if I die though)

nudes plz

>>579929408
Winar?

>>579929221
what are you, a faggot? just send me nudes already do I can fap.

>>579929221
can i see you naked? it would really help and cheer me up

can i come over, wanna see you

>>579929221
I like to stick poop into my mouth and then masturbate to the thought of 8 year old girls with down syndrom

>>579929221
I'm down to the last three on my list. I'm kinda nervous to ask you this but are you ready for my proposition?

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>>579929408
how autistic are you?

Itty bitty baby

>>579929221
My dick senses are tingling, bend over and brace for impact, baby. I'm going in dry.

>>579929846
Fully

All I want to do is ravage your body like bane did to gotham

>>579930040
This^

Can i see your naked body?

>>579929628
kek

this might sound weird but, would you fuck me in the ass with a strap on?

"I'm serious...I'm still a virgin..I would like to get that out of the way. Would you be willing to do that for me?"

Fuck nudes. get laid bitch. say this. 3 get faggots.

>>579929221
I've only been given 2 weeks to live so im being flown out to a special treatment facility in canada tomorrow. i know this is weird to ask but ive liked you for a really long time. can you please send me nudes. ive never gotten them from someone before.

>>579930290
Can I interest you in the ol'lickroo?

when can i go over so i can shit on you?

like a seriously huge shit. on your back.

>>579930306
re roll

>>579930290
Look bitch. I need you to send me some nudes right now so that I can fap.

>>579930290
I've wanted your gorgeous body for a while now...

>>579930290
I wanna fuck your mom so bad.

>>579930269
reroll

>>579930290
The cancer thing is real... I haven't told many people so please don't mention it to anyone. But in all seriousness, the thing on my bucket list i was hoping you could help me scratch off was getting a girl to send me naked pictures of herself... I think you're incredibly beautiful...

This isn't the Krusty Krab, This is Patrick

>>579930306
Roll for this

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>>579930607

le epic meme. XD

>>579930607
>>579930290
WINRAR AGAIN

>>579930269
reoll

>>579930607
Winrar

>>579930607
Win/spoiler/ner/spoiler/

Doctor says I have 7 months to live. I want you to be my girl until I die. I've always liked you and since I'm going to die I don't want to regret never having told you that.

>>579930290
Itty bitty baby

Tits or gtfo of my life

>>579931097
Winrar!

you're beuriful, make my life happy with nudes

>>579931483
hue hue hue this gonna be good

>>579931483
lel

>>579928378
reroll for the win

>>579931483
I've got no faith in this pile of shit

>>579931483
Thank you for correcting that faggots grammar.

>>579931483
nope

>>579931483
I did this for you op. 2/3 replies were mine. i have faith in you.

>>579931483
>oh my god

roll for >>579931612

>>579932052
What a shitty wingman. Should of gotten him laid.

>>579932149
Not BS at all... It's a small favor I'm asking.

>>579932149
no I promise
i need that booty for masturbation, i'm alone in the hospital, they didn't let me bring my fake vagina :c

If i get erections i will live longer because of the bloodflow , help me...

>>579932149
Nothing hurts more than being accused of lying about having cancer :/

>>579932149
I honestly cant believe you would call my disease BS. I would gladly send you a picture of my medical report.

>>579932379
reroll

Sorry.. I thought maybe you could help me

I swear to god, you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Please gimme your tittays

>>579932149
I'm not messing around (girls name), I haven't ever recieved nudes from ANY girl. I'm not just wanting some random girl to send me nudes, I've expressed how much I like you before. No one competes with you, please will you help me cross this off.

no do you want to see the documentation? i hate showing it because it makes me depress

>>579932379
get

>>579932149
What's bs is that you doubt me, the truth is that I can't get over that sexy ass of yours, and if I die without seeing your cheeks spread I'll have died unfulfilled.

>>579932379
reroll

>>579932379
REROLL

plz send dickpic

>>579932350

>>579932149
Whatever... I am dying a virgin next week. Just felt it would be nice to have a last moment of enjoyment

>>579932379
reroll

>>579932149
Do you have a soul? If yes, you should give me this last wish

>>579932448
Roll

roooolllll

>>579932564
rollin

>>579932370
Roll for this

>>579932379
rolling

>>579932514
Reroll

the doctor says if i dont get nudes soon I'll be dead in a week

>>579932534
reroll

Brain tumor stage 2. I have to take chemo for 2 months. I don't want to believe it either... Life is fucking stupid. I'm only (insert age) and I have to deal with this shit.

>>579932367
Fucking reroll

actually im playing ocarina of time in the hospital but im getting tired... fapping to you would save hyrule and one of my last days on this earth

>>579932149
Please, I'm going through such a horrible time right now and I could at least do with some boobs to cheer me up right now.

say. my. name.

>>579932370

>>579932149
fuck you then

>>579932379
rerolling again :D

It's not bs...Im sorry I asked you...I'll just die alone

Hahahahaha I got you,
I love to joke with cancer

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i have stage 2 terminal lung cancer. i can send you my xrays.

>>579932564
reroll

>>579932765
winrarrrr

>>579932765
WINRAR

>>579932765
Win. Do it faggot

>>579932149
I confess my greatest weakness to you and that's how you welcome me ? wow i sure did not expect that .. well i guess i'll die being rejected by the only person who ever counted for me

>>579932765
.rar

>>579932514
Reroll!

Yeah I'm just kidding haha but I'm not kidding bout the nudes ;)

>>579932765
Winrar

>>579930607
>>579932514
Roll

>>579932765
Finally I get to be Winrar ! :D

>>579932804
Reroll>>579932804

Got this bitch cancer 'bout a week ago

>>579932915
Also a considerable winner

I don't know how to prove it to you, but be sure, if you do what I asked, I will delete the pictures right away, and when I die the phone will be yours

>>579932804
re roll

>>579932756
reroll

>>579932765
WIN RAR. Do it

>>579932915
Sounds like some overdramatic bullshit. Go with the first one. We already had a winner.

RIP OP cancer sucks

>>579933040
please don't start this!

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>>579933276

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>>579933276
Remove name OP

wuts your name OP

>>579933468
nice

>>579933276
Google

"Cancer medical report."

You should get a shitload of sample files. Edit them. Easy.

>>579933509
left breast

>>579933276
Do you want breast or cervical cancer??

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>>579933276
OP HERE ITS FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD MALE I HOPE IT FITS YOU.

>>579933675
kek

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Rolling
>>579933509
>breast cancer
Kek

>>579933509
>left breast

My fucking sides. Idk why.

>>579933509
come guys really? ramdon hospital. breast cancer

>>579933718
OP WAIT LET ME EDIT THE DATES

>>579933718
this one

>>579933909
dont forget to change name to john

>>579933718
DONT ITS 1992

>>579933862
Honest the best thread of this kind I have witnessed in a long time

I'm f5ing so hard right now

John newman xD

>>579934132
Agreed

>>579934172
Just click "update" down in the bottom of the screen.

>>579934119
Tell her you need to scan the report to your computer som guy is editing them at the moment give him time OP !

>>579934252
Auto does it for you

>>579929628
Winrar

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>>579934172

Anytime now /b/rod. Need those documents. Dying of cancer over here

>>579934347
yeah, but if he doesn't want to wait for the auto-countdown.

yes. I myself is that impatient.

>>579934191
john neumann's better

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>>579934172
auto update faggot.

>>579932954
weak

>>579934476
IT TAKES TOO LONG

I am 12 and what is this

That report should be done by a week ago

>>579927697
Roll

SOMEONE EDIT IT FAST! This is to great to end

>>579934492
casul actually

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>>579934476

This thread is going places

>>579934558
It's 10 fucking seconds you autist

>>579933909
NIGGA WHERE YOU AT !?

Op gun do it

dont rush, just make this happen

>>579934863
HURRY BiTChES

how long do u faggots take

>>579934881
someone edit those original papers cmon

OP what does she look like?

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FUCKING HURRY WITH THAT EDIT

someone shop this shit

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this thread is gonna get good anytiem now.

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>>579934636
send her this and say its all she needs to know

Where's the edit? >:(

Just send her the X-ray see if that's sufficent.

This could be gold c'mon people!

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>>579935194
> titty cancer

>>579935194
> left breast

>>579935194
DO IT FAGGOT TELL HER YOU TRUST HER SO SHE KNOWS BUT YOU CAN'T RISK

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Toasting in epic bread if successful bait

>>579935194
"It's classified."

oh my god someone give me any cancer notice ill edit it you guys are slow as fuck

>>579935194
So he has stage 4 breast cancer?

>>579935194
Breast cancer??

>>579935194
damn son

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>>579935194
kek'd so hard; thx anon

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men can get breast cancer, too. heres the original. i removed the shit about lupus because its too over the top lol..

if someone else wants to edit this feel free

>>579935194
Edit the breast part out I swear if i were her and i read that shit I would pee my pants laughing. Just block out the breast shit and she should be buying it.

>>579935432
he is gonna die, respect man!

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C'mon guys

>>579935194
>breast cancer

Yeah OP send her that, she'll totally buy it.

Come on, breast cancer is totally possible on men, but its kinda rare.

>>579935501
i'm dying

>>579935501
13yo female

Bitch, why would I lie about something like this? Just send me the nudes as I so politely asked, consider it my dying wish. Or better yet, do you wanna ride me like a cowgirl before my cock falls off?

>>579935427
It will take u 3 sec to find it on your own fag

>>579935501
DOB might need a change if OP wants to and the date of the exam is 2003. thats pretty fucking outdated. might wanna censor that.

>>579935501

this is not bad at all

>>579935501
god you edited that badly

You're an idiot OP. Should've waited 1 more minute

>>579935590
OP give me like 5 mins and i can edit a letter to look pro

>>579935615
>this

>>579935501
Winrar!!!!!

>>579935501
Should have send this

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Here's your pic

>>579935590
sheeeeet

>>579935590
jesus if shes that dumb then you deserve the nudes OP