Why are your balls so fucking huge?

>>579837731
fuck dude you got big nuts congrats.

also swelling might be because of irritation or you might got ball cancer

>>579837731
HaHa! Huge Ball Boy! Huge Balls!

>>579837731
Its a russet potato?

>>579837731
its like a fucking russet potato

>>579837731
i don't see anything unusual. you look perfectly normal and healthy.

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>>579837731

>>579837731
fap with your left hand
that should drain it

>>579837731
left testicle naturally hangs lower than the right, and you have big ass balls so it just looks like cancer or some shit like that

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Seriously lmao I really think that something is wrong with this one. Here's a size comparison with a quarter. Not all the time but sometimes when I go to piss or cum, my urethra at the very tip burns like fucking hell and it won't stop burning for a while. Also my piss is sometimes cloudy but I don't know that it has anything to do with that. By the way I'm a virgin so there's no way it could be stds

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>>579837731
Holy shit dude why are your balls so fucking gigantic

Lost

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>>579838558
massive

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>>579838558
Dude holy shit

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>>579838558

wow, I want to lick those big balls

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>>579838306
hahahahah

>>579838558
hahahahaha gr8 thred

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>>579838558
A fucking quarter

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Having two different sized balls is very common.

Having the bigger of the two be 3 inches end to end, however, is probably not.

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>>579838595
>Holy shit dude why are your balls so fucking gigantic

>>579838558
>By the way I'm a virgin


Mystery solved.
OP needs to release.

>>579838558
Dude lets see your whole crotch area. I'm not gay but I want to see what your dick looks like, sitting on those enormous fucking balls.

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What the fuck guys seriously it feels like a golf ball is on top of my nut

>>579838558
Where do you live? Also have your balls always been that big or have you noticed any recent increase?

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Funniest thread in a while.

Op could literally cum buckets if needed ... I bet you have a small dick tho faggot . Whip it out to prove me wrong

you literally have cancer.
like not even trolling.
guy i knew had all the symptoms you described
go to the doc and get them chopped off

>>579838558
anon,

when was the last time you jacked off?

but seriously, go to the doctor. Ball cancer strikes hard and fast, and you do not want to lose the ability to make sperm right before male birth contol comes out

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>>579838558
Your testicles are forever alone.

>>579839138
It's like 2 oblong tennis balls wrapped up in nutsack

>>579838558
Okay so you have fucking ball cancer, congrats

>>579839138
Sounds like testicular cancer dude. Go see a doctor.

Or put balls in microwave for 60 seconds.

>>579837731

You have some moderately significant hydrocele most likely due to an infection

>>579839138
JESUS CHRIST HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

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>>579839167
This


>pic completely unrelated

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>>579837731
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Fucking lost as I've never done before.

>>579839138
Looks like a tumor. Go see a doctor right away OP. As much as people on here like to think they're doctors, only a real doctor can confirm something for you.

>>579838558
holy shit someone please screencap these megaballs hahahah

>>579839138
If you think you have testicular cancer, go to a pharmacy and get a pregnancy test. Use it as directed and if it says you're pregnant, you have nut cancer.

>>579839138
More like a set of golf balls. Value pack. Your ball sack looks like a dead cartel members bare ass laid out on the cold cement.

>>579839138
thats fucking cancer you dolt
go to the doctor

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>>579839119
>I'm not gay but I want to see what your dick looks like, sitting on those enormous fucking balls.
>I'm not gay
>not gay

>>579839230

Holy shit i've been looking for the title thanks

>>579837731
Well its not a Fingerling Potatoes

I'll take a pic of everything but should my dick be hard or soft? Also not individually replying because mobile is fucking retarded. Btw last time I ejaculated was about an hour ago.

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>>579839138
OP LISTEN

do you feel like the whole nut is swollen or is it like a giant lump growing on it... if there's a lump dude you have cancer

The good news that's like the most treatable cancer with a 95 percent survival rate, problem is if you wait too long your gonna spread it everywhere like how lance armstrong had it.

Pic related

>>579839501
At least sulu doesn't judge me

those arent your balls, OP. post full frontal shot to prove me wrong. i fuckin dare you.

>>579839569

Hard or soft, who cares?

Just post the package!

>>579839503
That's what I'm here for, Love. ;)

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>>579838990
Alright, then. I stand corrected. WebMD says 3 inch balls are normal.

... I really hope no one ever looks at my Google search history.

>>579839584
Haha. I thought that pic was a pair of balls.

>>579839569
bro honestly go to the doctor

im sure youve already lost the ability to have kids, dont lose your penis in the process

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>>579839501

I really don't want to become a fucking meme guys I might be dying

>but aren't we all?

>>579839326

>didn't look at the other pictures

Could be a big epididymal cyst, or an infecion. Or ball cancer. Seriously. Go see a doctor and make sure he orders an ultrasound of your balls. And by see a doctor I mean go to the ER right now and have them order a stat scrotal U/S.

Have you been vaccinated for mumps? It could be orchitis.

>>579839697
One of his nuts is bigger than my dick

>>579839858
atleast your honest

>>579839138
dude it looks like you even have elephantitis or literal cancer

>>579838558
straight up i thought that shit was a dime

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>>579839728
Ha ha, saw the comments mentioning russet potato, lost my shit, had to post

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>>579839814

We need a pic OP of your cock and balls.

I'm a Doctor.

this is the funniest shit I've seen here in a long time, my sides are in space

>>579839138
Buffalo soldier
in the heart of america,
Stolen from africa,
brought to america,
Fighting on arrival,
fighting for survival.

>>579839429
is this true? found a small bump on my left testicle the other day. Pretty worried about it, but anxiety and embarrassment is stopping me from seeing a doctor or telling anyone about it.

>>579840061
Seconded

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>>579839138
Damn nigga, those balls are as smooth eggs

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that even his small nut is fucking huge?

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>2 weeks later

"I have one nut, ask me anything."

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>>579839858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

dude clouded pee is a symptom of an std..even though you're a virgin i'd get tested.

damn that looks like an inflated pancake

Might want to Google testicular cancer, because I'm pretty sure you have it.

>>579840129
Yeah it's true. Testicular cancer produces the same hormones as pregnant wo

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>>579837731
RELEASE YOURSELF
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO WIN

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i havent kek'd this hard in a while

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>>579840143
Ha ha muh sides!

I salute you anon

Pic related

>>579840172
OPs got the biggest balls of them all

Cut it open and take a look. Post pics.

>>579838558
cancer but the real question is why the fuck did you come to 4chan for medical advice?

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>>579840056
*fips tedora*

op post your fucking dick pronto im a doctor

What about your cock, is it healthy?, post a pic

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this thread got me

also OP go to the fucking ER and get an ultrasound for fucks sake. if not at least a doctor you dumbass.

>inb4 it's actually a russet potato

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You guys are gay as fuck lmao here's my dick

>>579841273
Can it fart

Someone get a screencap please, also on mobile otherwise would do it myself

>>579841273
why the fuck are you still at home go to the hospital

>>579841375
this

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>>579840629
Right back at you good sir

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Neary half a foot wide.

>>579841273
>gay as fuck
>gets hard to take pic

>>579841273
> virgin
> possibly under 18
> possible cp?

>>579841634
420 blaze it SWAG

>>579838558
thats a fucking dime you idiots

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>>579839138

Yo, son. You're nuts are huge...

>>579840149
Topkek

>>579841273
you would think the penis would be a lot bigger

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>>579840450
Holy fucking shit...

>>579841694
You're literally posting in a thread all about my dick and balls. You're gay.

might be the age, how old are you?

>>579841762
haha no it fucking isnt retard.

>>579841762
Dumb cunt that's a fucking shilling.

>>579841694
I can't fucking breathe

>>579837731
If they've always been like that, then it's fine.

If this is a recent development, then you should get it checked out.

I am told that testicles are not supposed to be perfectly even so that they don't squish against each other. I do not know if this is truth or not, but it seems reasonable to me.

>>579841694
>>579841935

Double kek

>>579840450
>The fuck
>Oh god the release
>How?

>>579841947
Is it illegal to answer this? I feel like a lot of you would get a knock on the door lmao

>>579837731
you have now reached the final stage of puberty where your left testicle forms a mind of it's own and slowly developes arms and legs to soon detach from the host living a life on it's own

>>579842137
They've been like that for over a year

Ok anons, this is officially the theme song of this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

>>579837731
I got that once. It went away when I nutted hard into an escort few rimes instead of flapping erry day

>>579841273
Lol poor cutfag.... Where the fuck is your g-spot?? The frenulum???

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It's complete

>>579842151
Of course you're at least 18. You have to be 18 to view /b/. It makes you click a button and everything.

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>>579842242
hive mind?

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>>579837731
Was it always that way?
>yes
then that's normal
>no
then go to the fucking doctor you twat

>>579837731
I literally have tears running down my face.. 10/10 thread, I think I'm gonna die

>>579842307
Idk dude ask the Jew ass doctor that cut my dick when I was like 3 weeks old. Talking shit like it was my choice lmao fuck off

>>579841935

OP

I saw a pig at the state fair that won a blue ribbon for being the biggest fuck in the pig barn.

He had smaller balls than yours.

>>579842272
Is there any pain or discomfort?

Is this development impeding your day to day living?

Can you feel any lumps and/or do they/does it seem to be getting bigger?

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>>579842272
Shit OP
RIP

>>579842151
are you under 21?

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>>579837731
have you done anal recently, like within the last month or so? could be an infection. happened to me.

>>579839138
You got some pristine hairless nuts anon.

Nigga Das a potato

>>579842680
17..

This is now a meme tribute to our OP who will die of ball cancer

Big balls = Compleat

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>>579838558

>quarter

Anybody got a size comparison for Britbong money? If its anything like a 10p, those are fucking planetoids right there.

>>579843113
aw man, is this a cheeze pizza thread now?

>>579843148
It's about an inch diameter

>>579843113
shit you all getting v&

>>579843148
a quarter is a little over a centimeter in diameter so whatever piece is bigger than that but under 1 1/2cm