My cock, and it's gonna destroy your uterus

not much, just finished masturbating. thinking about watching a movie, wanna come over?

Don't leave me hanging brothers..

You look nice, lets fuck

>>579753721
reroll for this

A lot, actually. I felt like I needed to let you know that I'm gay. Not just gay, but a raging homosexual with a mad lust for that sweet ass. Male ass. Sorry for being so profane, but I just can't hold it in! I just got so hard thinking about it my anus prolapsed, so I'm also going to need an ambulance.

>>579753512
why does nigger dick taste so fucking good?

i have a dig bick

>>579753716
reroll

>>579753512

Fake as fuck you're not even fucking trying..

>>579753512
just jackin off to your fb pics, you?

>>579753997
disappointing, but still a win.

I'm gonna be honest, I want pictures of you naked

You know. Just my dick. Wanna see?

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>>579753997
Damn nigger, I had a real chance with this cuty.

2 decides

>>579753997
OP better fucking deliver

>>579754117
winrar!!!

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just fuck

>>579754184
reroll

wanna try some?

>>579754451
I thought you were an equal opportunities cocksucker. Guess I was wrong

>>579754451
that was a test. now suck my dick.

>>579754117
reroll

What if I trans-nigger? Wouldn't you then? >:°C

Durka durka

>>579754451
you racist slut youll never understand true happiness until you take a 12 inch gorilla cock from behind.

wow, homophobic and racist. thats a winning combo sweetie

Haha das raysis. So you only like the white dick huh?

>>579754712
winrar

You sure? I got a black buddy and I'm sure he's down for a 3way ;)

>>579754451
I mean hey, maybe you won't get a choice

>>579754712
To late, but winrar?

>>579754712
Nice

>>579754451
>Why
black man need to know

>>579753512
I'm Gay

>>579754451
with that attitude, that girls a keeper

>>579754782
This one suits the comment in question better.

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>>579754712
I reformatted a little, to keep the convo going.

How long does it take to type a text message op

my ass just prolapsed because I was sodomizing myself with a dragon dildo while thinking about you please call 911

>>579755245
Her response?

>>579755245
I actually really want to know why

>>579755245
What are we rolling for you fag

>>579755278
quite a while, because he's texting himself from another device.

i like black cock

>>579755448
pulled out too soon OP

nice try though

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3 decides

>>579755634
Yes. You have great titties.

>>579755504
that wasn't op, retard

>>579755634
Come over and find out

>>579755634
i mean im just looking at internet porn not really no lol XD

My gaping asshole longs for a good fisting, you in?

You bet your sweet ass I am. Got anything a little more revealing?

>>579755634
Yeah, I want to fuck you and think about your Dad while I do.

>>579755634
aaawww. its so sad that you dont think you're hot enough for people to jerk off to you. trust me girl, you are amazing

>>579755803
I am WinRAR :3

>>579755634
yeah, I have nothing better to do. ;)

>>579755634
Next time I'll cum on your tits.

>>579755727
winrar

Yeah but your face is killing my boner take a new one with a bag? <3

>>579755448
>OP is a faggot XD
>faggot XD
>XD
inb4 underage cunt

>>579755803
winrar

yes, i'm serious about them delicious tits

>>579755803
winreaaaaaaaar

yea, wanna send better pics?

>>579755634
Yeah, i just finished. That album you have from your 8th grade science fair is incredible ;)

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>>579756006

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YA BLEW IT.

1 decides

iphonetextgenerator (put a dot here) and here a com

also, Santa Clause isn't real.

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This is my dick

>>579756435
Come over to my place

you're blowing your chance with a nice girl that hates niggers.

>>579756435
I'm just fucking around with you.
Whats up, sweety?

im joking about that but i want your noods

cum on bby (; you know you wanna

>>579756435
But to be serious for now, yes, I am jerking off to your fb pics now, and yes, I do wanna have your naked body laying on my bed. Right. Now.

>>579756531
WINNER

How many planets are there? there'll be one less after I destroy Uranus

>>579756495
Reroll

>>579756531
Winrar

>>579756435
I'm not acting, Elizabeth. I want those monkey knuckles of yours in my gape hole.

>>579756531
op's going to get laid...

>>579756847
reroll

>>579756854
Gonna try to help.

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>>579756847
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME /b/!!!!!

7 decides

hey

>>579757191
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat...

>>579756847
the perfect response... adapt it OP

>>579757191
Get over here.

>>579757191
I'm sure. We can do whatever you want.

>>579757191
Ya. I'd be nice to see a friendly face

>>579757191
its never too late to hitch a ride on the rape train

>>579757191
>>579756847
rerolling for reformat

>>579757191
it's never too late for you yummy cunt

>>579757191
Yeah it's me and a few guys we are pretty bored

>>579756435
SO fucking fake. Do not take the b8 guys, the previous messages would show if it was real however the websites you can use to do this can only show 1 page, having to reset once you hit the bottom.

Also replies from fake grill Liz are too obviously made up

>>579757297
WINNNNRAR

>>579757191
its up to you

>>579757213
hi, anon

>>579757297
quick win

>>579757191
You know it. Bring over some lube and we'll bang and watch netflix.

>>579757297
Too bad.
Adapted version would be..
"I'm serious, Elizabeth.. I want you now" or sumthin'. Give OP a chance to wet his dick.

sure i have snacks

>>579757191
I'm so fucking horny, come here before i kill myself masturbating

>>579757191
I am sure. I'm hard again, just don't wait until I come over your pics for the third time.

>>579757393
alternatively, its never too late.

>>579757454
this

Sage.

>>579757191
it's never too late to visit my kiddie-porn cave

>>579757191
Don't worry. I'll be real quick when you get here. I'm so good at sex I can do it in 20 seconds

>>579757297
Don't listen to that that was just a response not a roll
>>579757505
Oh and reroll

>>579757414
reroll

>>579757597
winrar, but by order of precednce doubt it counts.

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>>579757297
You motherfucker.

> mfw my iphone skips an entire hour

>>579757820
Let me 360 no scope you as bae

9 decides

ITT: 12yos posting the lamest suggestions and newsflash! this is fake just like any other thread

>>579757820
stop playing, and come over for some hardcore anal action

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>>579757454
Loli is fake but it still gets me off

>>579757995
Then get round here ASAP and you can be fucking an idiot

>>579757820
Faggot confirmed. Fake as fuck, liz doesn't exist

send me a pic of your titties

>>579757820
Why did your time change an extra hour

>>579757995
send me some tit pics

DU BIST EIN GROSS KARFTOFEN

I'm just nervous :X I actually like you, a lot. Want to come over? :)

>>579757995
The knobbed end of the baseball bat can only pleasure me so much, your fists can act for at least 4 of them.

>>579757820
Alright, enough beating around the bush, how I bout I beat into your bush tonight?

>>579757995
Fuck me right in the narrow euthanasia

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2 decides

>>579757820
do you like whit, tiny dicks?

>>579757820
Give us a roll

>>579757820
Im kidding... im just really lonely... wanna come over and talk?

>>579757820
>>579757995

Don't even respond. Obviously fake and OP is glad you guys didn't see my response before. The iphone didn't skip an hour at all, he just put the wrong time in on the website.
Also hence the non faggy ios6/5 look to it, there aren't many new generators for iOS7

Also
>oh look a new page, what a coincidence there aren't previous replies

>>579758412
not counting this

2 still decides

>>579758338
Why aren't you bouncing on my cock already?

>>579758338
my name's op and i'm a faggot

>>579758306
rerollan

>>579758518
I'm kidding, come over and we'll bang and watch netflix. Or I can pick you up.

>>579758518
How are you not on my dick by now? This worked with mom...

>>579758518
Good I didn't want you to. You should say "I'm sorry Liz my asshole friend stole my phone. He's leaving though. You really should come over."

>>579758601
fuck off
rerollan

>>579758679
OH COME ON CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE! If you wanna get layed I suggest you say this.

>>579753512
rolling

Will you let me pee in your butt?

>>579758821
son of a bitch, rerererollan

>>579758720
reroll

>>579758920
kinky

>>579755448
lawl

>>579759082
Winrar

so you do want to feel my big dick now or not? ;)

JESUS CHRIST

ITS A LONG SUMMER THIS YEAR..

THE PICS ARE CALLED IPHONE DOWNLOAD.PNG

ayy yu want sum fukk?

taste my cameltoe

>>579758679
Alright last reroll.
Op I REALLY suggest you say this.

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Hmm.. this could go somewhere

7 decides if I get laid tonight

>>579759557
I agree, but that is not how the game works..

> she is virgin
> she hates niggers

Can't believe I'm letting you fuckers decide. Ah

>>579759560
waiting in traffic will be worth this dick

>>579759560
So fake fucking kill yourself you dumb faggot

>>579759560
Good means the pussy will be tight

>>579759560
i wasnt aiming for sex, but if you wanted to, i can be gentle

im trying OP
not very hard but im trying

Fuck off virginity. I am the terminator

>>579758338
Have you checked your closet recently, Liz?

>>579759560
you know that id gladly fix this. just drive carefully and youll be ok.

>>579759560
Don't worry I'll take care of you

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>>579759420
niggers

>>579759560
kek, what a faggot, not like all OPs, you are special one

>>579759853
rar the win

I'm a virgin too, don't worry about.

>>579759882
Rerolling this, it'll get you laid

>>579759560
I can pick you up if you want.

I wouldn't touch you with a stick Liz, sorry.

>>579759560
I've been at your place for the last hour.

>>579759853
I'm with you, anon.
Reroll.

>>579759560
I really like you, and i'm technicaly a virgin too.
Why don't you come over and we'll see what happends

>>579759882

>>579759882
Roll

>>579759853
Reroll

you should just stay home and i'll jerk off instead.

>>579760041
Rerolly polly

>>579759882
Re-roll for OPs penis

>>579759853
can i rerawl for myself?

>>579759560
so am I. Let's keep it that way.

>>579759560
my ver y long penis can un-vergin-ify you ;) :3

>>579759976
Reroll.

abandon threaaadd OP is faking the shit again

>>579760257
lel

>>579760257
Winrar

>>579760257
WINRAR

>>579760257
WINRAR

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>>579760257
we have a winner

>>579760257
WINRAR

>>579759560
could stll be fun?

>>579760257
ayyyyyyy lmao winrar

>>579758425
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Let us have our fun.

>>579760257
kek fucking win. say goodbye to your chances OP

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>>579760257

fgr

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>>579760257
You fucking cunt.

2 decides

>>579760690
yea sure. my slow stroke game is good too. ;)

Sorry, i'm a fucking sex machine.

>>579760690
Lol, I've been at your place for the past couple of hours waiting for you. You're not backing out this easily. ;)

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new messages

2 decides

>>579760524
reroll

>>579760690
If you aren't feeling it, you could just send a topless pic ;)

>>579760678

>>579760836
fuck it, since OPs chances are diminished. reroll

sure, I can fuck you slowly.

>>579760741
slow... and then BAM, HYMEN BROKEN. LIKE THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS

>>579760690
Will you be the ayy to my lmao?

>>579760690
I was just joking... Get that cute ass over here

>>579760690
sorry, how about we start with water sports? What do you think?

Actually, no, my mom said you can't come over.

I'm so sorry, it was him again.. U want sum fuk then Liz ay?

But that's all its been doing.. going. We're getting nowhere now LET ME TAKE YOUR FUCKING VIRGINITY. please kek

my fist are dragon punch, my cock taste as a bull

>>579760902
I WINRAR'd

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No vape thread? Let's change that.
What are you all vaping this fine afternoon?

>nemesis SS gold
>vtc5 30a 2600mah
>tobh atty, 4 wrap dual 24awg ~.23 ohms
>also using plume veil, 10 wrap 24awg .4ohms
>plume veil drip tip + thin chimney dtip

Pic related, plume veil on nemesis

>>579760908
k. you can still come

>>579760962
WINRAR!

OP don't listen to these faggots. Abandon thread and finish this.

>>579760962
winner

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>>579760962
HOLY SHIT, MAN!

>>579760962
real winner you faggots

listen here babe imma put on some smooth smooth jazz on, when you come over, and your going to look beautiful(like you always do) and then im going to kiss your neck and whisper all the dirty things id be doing to you in a few minutes, so slide right through to get MATinator dick gurl

>>579760908
Liz I'm sorry, I'm just being weird because you make me so nervous. Never before have I witnessed such radiant beauty such as yours. I want you, not only for your genitalia but for your glowing personality.
And of course those wicked runny old woman tits.

>>579761072
win

>>579760962
I WON'T BEFORE YOU

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OP is doing damage control. How the fuck did you fuck this up?

So, onwards I guess.

4 decides

>>579761086
reroll

>>579760902
thats the actual winrar, anons...

Delivers in the end.

>>579761329
*WON

Im sorry, just trying to be funny... I can pick you up if you want?

Actually no, mom said i couldn't borrow the car

>>579760962
Reroll

>>579761392
cmon you faggot being a lil bitch and all

>>579761392
... and maybe you're nipples

listen here babe i really like you i just want to kiss your right now

>>579759915

https://siteanalytics.compete.com/4chan.org/#.VGky7PmG9ps

>>579761437
you are the actual faggot anon....

>>579761392
do you want to see a picture of my penis though? :)

>>579761392
I just wanted that contact time

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>>579761392

>>579759560
lopez... is... is that you???

fuck ill fukin force you to take my cock if you dont fucking come

>>579761594
winrar

>>579761270
reroll

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Okay, one final response before I head to her place.

Make it good.

2 decides

Don't worry babe you can give me road head on the way back ;)

>>579761392

Cuddles and cookies...?

Im just kidding haha, but seriously I think its time to take the next step... i'll be careful ok, sweetie?

>>579761392
Are you comfortable with your sex life?

Oh wait lol

Lick my garlic ass Liz

>>579761746

Fuck you, im gonna cut your throat.