>15 year old me
>looking at porn
>trying my left hand
>end of story

24 yo extra
virgen

>>579710969
all of them?

>38 years old
>never had sex

'Bout sums it up

>>579711081
went leftie once, permanently scarred my dick

>>579711150

Jesus christ that is sad. At least call an escort so you can cross it off your bucket list.

first time having sex i got called super man.
so i fucked her best friend until i got better at sex.
now i can hold my cum for hours. all in all ide say im the victor in this.

>>579711081
I'm ambiwankterous. But I generally use my left hand even though I'm right handed. You need to practice more, faggot.

> get bj
> girl scrapes her teeth along my dick
> fucking a cheese grater is better

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>>579711376
YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>>Go to single moms house
>>Have some wine
>>Go down on her in living room
>>Pierced clit is nice, pussy is loose as fuck
>>Bend her over couch, grab her hair, fucking the shit out of her
>>Shes moaning loudly
>>Dont hear kid wake up
>>4 year old walks into me making is mommy his whore
>>I freak out
>>Dick goes limp
>>Throw on pants, Leave
>>Never call her again

>>579711429
>I'm ambiwankterous. But I generally use my left hand even though I'm right handed. You need to practice more, faggot.

Lol, it got better with time, it wa my first leftie time m'kay ? stop being so butthurt

First time.

>hairy nipples
>smelly vagina
>overweight
>inhibited enough that she won't even touch my dick more than the 2 seconds it took to guide me inside her

I still felt like Heracles afterwards, because hey, but it's not a memory I jack off too, I tell you that.

Let a young gay man suck my cock in a mental institution and just before I come orderlies bust in the room and take him away.

My girlfriend was sucking my dick when I pushed her head near to my dick, she puked all over my dick and bed...

>sex with girl
>she has a 2 years boyfriend
>finish
>she startes crying after a few minutes because she cheated.
whatthefuck.jpg
>send her home / her fault

>>579711081
I generally use my right hand, but I'm left handed. Once in a while I'll use my left, or of I'm fingering my ass or something specialist.

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>>579711672

> Be 16 me
> Do sexytime at friends house, after party is over and seemingly everyone is passed out
> All good destroying her vag
> Suddenly shitfaced friend runs into the room and decided to pass out on top of us
> Finish sexy time anyway
> Wipe dick in his Tshirt

Now that I come to think of it, this isn't really the worst experience. But in the moment, it was.

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>>579710969
>At a club
>Sort of know this girl, about 7/10, bit weird but she's always had a thing for me
>Fuck it, make out and go back to hers
>Getting naked in her bed, gives me BJ
>I finger and go down on her
>Slip on condom and put it in
>She's loving it
>Two minutes in she starts crying
>Apparently sobered up and remembered she's a virgin
>Too late, hit point of no return
>Mfw condom slips off and I start jizzing uncontrollably all over her.

>>579711081
>>579711295
Was right for several years until I realized it was more efficient to learn how to use my left so I could use my mouse. Because 80+ tabs open.

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>eating gummi bears out of a grills ass
>get a shit streaked gummi bear
>too late
>got shit in my mouth
>never played Chilean Gummi Miners ever again

>17 year old me
>having sex with my ex
>she's riding my dick
>dick slips out cuz se jumped to high
>dick hard as fuck gets crushed by her ass
>hear a noise very similar to cracking knuckles
>Omgithurts.png
>dick wasn't broken but went limb
>refused sex for the next 3 months

>>579710969

I once fucked your mom and she refused to swallow so I had to slap her

finally got the chance to fuck the hot girl at work that everybody wants to fuck.anticipate so much, 3 strocks its done. she kind of giggled at the time but6 said it was o.k. she left. I think she told everyone at work.
best felling pussy I ever had but it was bad because I hate going to work now knowing all the girls are laghing at me

>>579712057
I used to have to twist my foreskin so I could cum even though I was right handed naturally,

Decided I should learn to use my left hand because I didn't twist and jacked off normally.....bonus was the fact I could use the mouse haha.

>>579711481
i thought u were about to say she grated ur smegma lmao

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>>579712074
>Chilean Gummi Miners
please help me, im dieing

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>fuck gurl in ass
>feels good both way
>maximum cum in her
>diarrhea shit all over my balls the moment i pull out

yeah

>>579712097
>>dick slips out cuz se jumped to high
> dick slips because it's too small

>>579712360

When that happens, you go down on her until your refractory period has passed and then you plough her again with a much less sensitive cock.

>>579712074
kek

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>>579712074
>>579712074

Somebody made a video bout me and i told him ma wildest story

http://youtu.be/XD5Eg1QpxYk?list=UUq3uJeSKI1otGXI2Z4b_b-A

>>579711774
i would promptly tell you to fuck of: Forest Berry

Dated a girl whos last boyfriend had a smoking fetish. Guess she got really into it cause she still smoked when we had sex cause she said it made her orgasms way better.
Really hated her smoking but at the same time I wanted to get laid. We broke up for a unrelated reason.

>>579710969
>be 13
>be unsure about sexuality
>ask girlfriend to use dildo on my ass
>girlfriend does as asked
>too hard/ass too tight
>sphincter rips
>blood and shit all over girlfriend
>she goes home crying
>find out girlfriend told everyone she knows
>get labeled a bleeding faggot for all of high school.

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>>579712074

bro pls

>>579712895
you bleeding faggot

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>Fucked ex in the ass and she shat on my dick
>Drunken sex with some bitch, was gonna go down on her, pussy hairy as fuck, always vomited on her when I saw it
>Was finishing exams and took strattera, then friend calls and we take a couple of girls to a summerhouse, after licking, fingering and more fun dick was limp.
>Got a girl home while sick after an all-nigter, couldn't get it up
>Fucking some old bitch who told me I looked like her son, that she loved me and asked what my mom would say
>Some dude fucking me in the ass and almost breaking my anus
>Sucked some dude's dick in a park, shit was nasty as fuck
>Fucking some girl in the vagina and she squirts and clamps my dick out of her vagina. I rammed it back in for fun, fucking hurt for weeks.
>Some dude sucking my dick like a vacuum, it hurt like hell but was also kinda nice. My dick hurt for days.

A lot of other shit also

I think I might be a sex addict.

>>579711429
>But I generally use my left hand even though I'm right handed.
Same here. Fapping with my right just feels strange to me. Besides it's much more practical to be able to use a mouse while wanking, innit?

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>>be me a freshman in high school
>>Talk to this girl who's a senior
>>Develop a relationship with her
>>Ask her to come over my house, she does
>>Turn on Fifa 2008 on my Xbox 360
>>Let the computers play against each other and turn on the TV extremely loud.
Slip on condom.gif
>>Fuck the shit out of the seniors or 45 minutes later sex Starts Feeling Way too good.
>>I bust a nut and continue going, I asked Her why are you so wet?
>>She doesn't know and I don't now so I pull out.
>>come to find out my condom broke
Fuckme.jpg
>>Idiot bitch thinks that removing the semen would aid and her not getting pregnant.
>>Pay her to get Plan B
>>Never called the bitch again

>>579710969
first time sex with then-girlfriend.
she just laid there.
Took me 3 hours to finish.
>looser than fucking a jar of mayonaisse
She had fallen asleep hour 2
only woke up when I decided anal would be a way to go
after first cream all down her back.
she turned around and slapped my balls.
>had 2 rings on her hands
Broke up with her then and there
fucking bitch

>>579711617
i don't get this

>>579712097
Holy shit that happened to me too, it's fucking horrible, that's why I'm always afraid of hard-pounding a girl

>>579710969
Every time I have sex with my wife......

She has a very shallow vagina... and I have phimosis.
So between those issues.... I am not sure I have ever actually gotten penetration....

>>579710969
I fucked a 8 or 9/10 last night. her twin sister was in the room next door. and came in at the beginning to give her cigs. sounds like bullshit but its true.

she told me to stick it in her ass
I kept trying and kept going soft, couldn' even wedge it in her butt, every time i went soft, I must of tried 3 times

fucked her normally I take ages to cum always (like 1 hour), she tells me cum her tits and jacks me off.. 5 min later nothing, she sucks more asks me to cum on her butt she had fucking fine ass with a tramp stamp saying princess i wanted to cover with jizz but nothing was coming, she starts kissing my neck and nipple stood up jacking wih her other hand and tells me to cum on her blanket

flips over, asks me to cum on her face. i'm fapping furiously even though I'm barely half hard now and covered in sweat. just feeling so fucking annoyed

>10 min later, I'm at the edge and still nothing, legs are shaking but can't cum. I said fuck it, and put on clothes

>>579713789
what a fucking loser

>be me 1½ year ago
>fuck this random skank
>get bj
>cant even get head into mouth
>tfw

>/b/
>sex

Good one, anon.

>>579712012
tiny penis or bs

First time wiskey dick.
>go to get some dinner
>meet friend there, calls me to go drinking with him and couple others
>procced to get shitfaced
>go out to bar, get shitfaced more
>find girl 7/10
>go to another bar procced to get shitfaced with her till 8 in a morning
>buy beer, go to her place
>drink, fuck around
>comes time to fuck
>limp dick
>youwhatnigger.exe
>go to sleep with her limp dicked
>wake up next morning, pick my shit and go embaresed

>>579713789
i have the exact same [roblem anon, why do you think is happening to you ?

as for me i think that it is because i masturbate to much and sometimes my sessions could go for 2 hours just edging and stuff sometimes 2 times a day so i think i trained my body to do so without noticng

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>>579710969
http://Incest18.irfna.com
free online

>>579711150
How are those wizard powers treating you?

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>>579710969

http://babe18home.tumblr.com
live now free

>>579711150
How's life as a wizard?

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>>579714009
you're right

thought >>579712518
would be common knowledge

>>579711081
what is the source of this pic?

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>be 16
>we're alone in her room
>we both wanted to make out for a bit
>touch her
>she notices that my hands are shivering
>put my hand in her panties
>tried to finger her
>she didn't like it
>saw her pitiful face
>she starts to slap my back softly like saying "oh poor boy"
>she asked me to stop
>i couldn't say another word
>awkward silence for about 2 hours

>be into bondage
>dom suspended me in the air
>hes teasing me from behind
>suddenly ramms his dick up my butt
>ouch
>comes inside and leaves me hanging with the cum dripping

>I said i dont do anal beforehand.

>17 year old me, working as a bagger at grocery store.
>Hit on everything in sight, including 22 year old video department manager.
>7/10, fire bush, owned a car, could buy booze, had her own place. Fun to party with.
>Start making out one night, fingering her vag while she works my shaft.
>"Go down on me anon!" I dive in.
>Smell was okay, but the taste was sour, worse tasting pussy in my life (both before and after her).
>Can't hang down there, so I slide up to her tits and push my dick in.
>"Wait, anon, I'm a virgin." I tell her "not any more."
>Her ex never hit it, fingered-finger banged her hymen open.
>Shit was tight, but she just kind of laid there grunting and moaning.
>WTF.jpg
>Flipped her over, put it in her ass and blew my load before she could complain.

Continued to fuck her and party at her place until In graduated from high school. MFW being 17 and teaching a 22 year old how to fuck. Pussy never tasted right.

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>>579714182
True story homie, believe it or not.

>>579713947
yeah it's not a good look.
still fucked her though
still gonna fuck her again

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>be me 22
>break up with gf of 3 years
>have 10/10 friend
>been friendzoned since high school
>friend breaks up with boyfriend
>hanging more regularly
>couple of weekends in a row be getting handsy and making out
>make plans to fuck following weekend
>next weekend comes
>be at my place
>be in my bed
>get hard
>on top of her making out
> both be naked
>bout to go in her
>bonerdiesj.peg
>doesnt give me shit about it "it happens I'll just get you hard again"
>Next 12 hours (on and off) are spent getting hard and losing my boner before I go in her or immediately after.
>fuck life

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>>579714927
go fuck yourself... oh wait i get it now lol

>>579711617
not cumming inside of her, pounding her furiously while staring deep into the kids eyes

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>>57971
yea thats believable

>>579710969
>Tried anal for the first time with my girlfriend
>Really tight, loving it
>My dick slips out
>shit all over my dick and her ass
>freak out
What do I do /b/?

>>579712057
>what is ctrl+tab

>>579710969
I was a literal one pump chump when I lost my virginity. I had a condom on so I pretended like I didn't cum and kept humping for a bit. Eventually I started getting soft so I had to pull out and I said "I have to go pee real quick". I left and then told her I jerked off in the toilet and we went to bed. This haunts me to this day.

>>579714374
I noticed it's a hell of a lot easier to cum while lying on back just watching porn. I can do it in 10- 15 min

I think it's referred to as 'death-grip'. Maybe fapping less would help. also not being so used to lying on back.plus some of it I guess is nerves

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>>579715453
not everyone is a virgin unlike you.

>condom broke on my first time without me even noticing
>some time ago my girlfriend tried swallowing for the first time and vomited all over my bed
>we tried anal, the moment I started putting it in, she squeezed her butthole and thus I was unable to put it in, my extremelly hard dick got folded into half, hurt like hell

>>579713768
Why did you marry this woman you retard?

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This past weekend
met this sexy ass German guy at the bar
He has a friend for my friend
we go back to hotel room
Im bent over in the shower while he fucks me
My friend knocks on the door like a mad woman
The guy she was fucking kicked her out
neither of us got off
went home wet and sad

>>579715453
Bahaha hindsight 20/20