>>579624509
can see my future gf's body?

also post her kik OP

is there a chance of me browsing /mlp/ with you?

Free bump

>>579625864
winrar

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>579626804
this

>>579625864
This. PLEASE, this.

>>579625864
I don't know why when I screenshot it takes forever to save to my phones HDD. Will upload with response

I'm sorry /b/, whenever I take a screenshot and pull it off my phone, it is 0kb and it doesn't have any data.

Keep your niggerpasta out of this thread newfags

How about I just greentext this and I will start using screens again when the work

Her response "Huh?"

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>>579628624
Faggot lying out your ass.

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>>579628876
Whatever, fucker.

>>579626804
Deliver this op or burn in the deep web with dick in your mouth forever to be there to haunt the choice you never made

>>579629124
That wasn't the winrar nigger

>>579628876
Seems counterproductive.

>Using an ANIME gif to call someone a faggot.

The pot calling the fucking kettle black.

>>579628624
if you can be bothered there's an app to take screenshots because it's stupidly difficult to take a screenshot with an android

well for the s2 at least

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>>579629336
>disliking anime
>on 4chan

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Delivery

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>>579629768
Sorry, forgot being an underage virigin faggot is required to browse this site.

>>579629941
I wanna collect the dragon balls with you. that way I can finally make my dream wish of having a 55 inch dick that I can penetrate into every hole in your body. Yes, even your earlobes.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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>>579629958

>>579630272
Nailed it

>>579629941
nothing. so how about that boyfriend/girlfriend thing?

>>579629941
Never mind. Hey, I want to see that pretty smile of yours, how about a pic?

It means 'Can I please have a slice of that pizza?'

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To be honest I'm kind of a shy guy and I think I'm going to muster up the courage to ask you something iv wanted to ask for some time. Would you want to go out sometime?

I'm having people on the Internet decide what I say

>>579630556

reroll

Would you like to go eat some cookies together? Unless you're lactose intolerant of course, then we'll just have some Milk instead.

>>579629941
I want to shit in your mouth. Straight up.

>>579630272
Winar

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>>579630715

reroll

>>579630556
Rollin for this now

>>579630984
Im a cat bitch suck my nigger tits

Well answer my original question you op faggot

>>579630540
Reroll

>>579630556
rollin'

>>579631143
Rerall

>>579631072

reroll

>>579630984
What do I have to do for you to sit on my face?

Do you get gassy after taco bell?

>>579630984
Do you want to pet my belly? *rolls over*

>>579631339
This guy is a pro

>>579631339
Winar, holy shot a juice one

>>579631286

reroll

You know... I am actually a GESTAPO agent and Ill have you know that this requires me to furiously masturbate to pictures of Gorbatschow's birthmarks.

my balls hurts for you. help release bae?

>That's so hot
I don't need to try, you've embarrassed yourself

Im a profesional gynocologist

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>>579631339

So ... do you like my penis then? (She cant say yes or no, but is she says 'I haven't seen it yet', you could be in)

>>579631672
what number

>>579631672
Roll 5

>>579631672

I'm not smoking, but you are. Best eyes i've ever seen.

tell her "the bad stuff"

I actually injected at leastn3 marijuanas into my elbow. I also snorted some dank crack

you cant flim flam the zim zam

>>579631850
Kek reroll for this

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

>>579631850

rolling

>>579631826
nah nigga

>>579631850
rollin

>>579632005
>>579631850
Nailed it

>>579632005

Winrar!

>>579632005
Winrar

>>579632005
this pls

>>579631826
I'm busy fantasizing about how im gonna rip ya a new one

Winrar?

>>579632503
Waiting on response.

Did i hear you say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

We see hundreds of these threads and I am yet to see a successful one.

>>579632659
Did someone really say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?
I thought I heard it.

By the time i'm done DPSing that pussy, not even recount will be able to tell how wrecked it is.

>>579633009
They call me the Origin of Nightmares

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>>579632836
No but seriously though did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

>>579632836
my nigga

>>579633136

Listen babe, I'm gonna level with ya. I sent the :) because i can't help but smile around a beautiful lady. Wanna get a coffee some time?

>>579633143
It really sounded like someone said Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

>>579633136
hahahahaha she didn't even say thanks, she's a bitch, you have no chance

i like nigger cock in my gonorrhea asshole

>>579633136
uhh im gonna say blue cause im lookin right at em girl

>>579633296
>Addendum.

They're blue

Then what i put in the last post.

>>579633136
If you're going to be that way, forget I said anything. Good night.

blue

Marinara sauce red?

>>579633504
>>579633296

Rolling for both of these

i wanna piss on your face and mop it up with my ass pubes

A ring ting ting and a zooty zoot zooot
with this post I summon Moot

>>579633641
winrar

>>579633504
winrar?

>>579633136
Your eyes are blue, just the way i like my waffles

>>579633329
Dude, I'm pretty fucking sure that someone said Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

your eyes are the colour of all things beautiful

>>579634107
Ok it's becoming clear to me someone definitely said Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker