>>579466886
First bump. if you're entering, I hope you know the rules

>>579466886
Name: Jenkins
Primary: 1FTlong double sided dildo
Side: Bottle of luve
misc: rubber gloves on. nothing else.

>>579467041
Meant lube.

>>579467041
That suprisingly works.

>>579467170
start bumping for more, if you want

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>>579466886
Bumping with possible monsters.

>>579467364
Can It be a solo adventure since no one else gives a fuck evidently?

>>579467538
solo adventures arent fun. its better when theres that one guy who happens to be a nigger is on your team. once we get atleast 3, we could get this going.

>>579466886

> God-emperor of mankind
> about 20 genengineered primarchs and a few millions astartes
> a few billions imperial army grunts
> titan legions

>>579467838
way too overpowered. dull it down there.

>Character MUST be killable.

>Walter
>Zweihander
>Morning Star
>skinning knife

>>579468029

Well Horus killed the emperor. Kinda.

Are you telling me you cannot fit a few billion unexpected characters wielding lasguns and bolters in a fantasy RPG?

What a pussy.

>>579468457
>if not obvious, Walter is a knight.

>>579468535
Well, if you want to make any of the battles fun in this fantasy RPG, we arent gona need the billions of characters that you just pull out of your ass. You can still join. just please stick to one companion.

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>>579468535

>Colorquix
>Reinwrath the bastard sword
>Strength stealing ability
>Leggings of uncanny stamina

>>579466886
>Herla
>Sword
>Dagger
>Hunting Dog

>Hector the Well endowed
>AR-15
>DILDO MORNING STAR
>BAG OF CHILD BLOOD

>>579467041
>>579468457
>>579468924
>>579468943

you four are perfect. you can start us off. I'm a bit disappointed there isn't a nigger to be found anywhere.

>>579467838
If you dull it down i can toss you in aswell.

>>579466886
>>Name - Bizarro Jesus
>>Primary Weapon - Sun
>>Side Weapon - Moon
>>Misc - One of those 15 min summons from FFXIII

I think we're ready

>>579466886
Sir Wellington the 4th
Sword of the king +5 attack
Blade of esrever 50% chance to parry 10% speed boost can reverse time after 10 kills
I am the sacred knight of the king sent back in time to slay thy foes

>>579469634

generic autism/neckbeard insult

A hill on the horizon of Eldor has been used and sapped of resources to create magical energy field that will burn any living thing with in a 10 mile radius.
>The man behind the curtain is a evil homunculus who only wants to see the world in his image.
>Heroes are summoned to the call while the grounds of the hill are being guarded by undead creatures and demons.
>What do /b/rothers?

>>579469212
You're the one writing the story, we're waiting.

>>579467041
>>579468457
>>579468924
>>579468943

Let's start.


You party follows a thin dirt path through the winding wilderness. they come across a part in the trees and spot a small town. it doesn't seem like much is going on, except the occasional man and woman wandering the streets. There is an alchemists shack, a stables, a blacksmith, and a tavern scattered in this area. East, there is another dirt road, and west leads to the shore of a large body of land, presumably an ocean. what will your party do?

>>579469697
i don't know about that man i just like to get creative with shit it's more fun coming up with fun shit
but ok

>>579469826
Go into the alchemy shop and tavern and check out if there's anyone in need of assistance.

>>579469826
>As I already have my armor and weapons, I head to the tavern for rumours while I wait for my party members to finish up their business.

>>579469826
Head to the tavern to acquire alcohol and wenches

>>579469826
Takes a piss on a nearby rock.

(btw if this thread 404s please make another this is kinda entertaining)

Anything else?

>>579466886
>Negro McNigger
>9 mm pistol
>SWAG
>MORE SWAG

Name: HillyHanky
Primary Weapon: Propane-fueled Flame-thrower
Side weapon: My dear Ladybird
Misc: Propane Accessories

>>579470061
An old man stops you on his way, quivering. he speaks of a thief who ran to the slums with a family heirloom of his. if you retrieve it, he will pay you 30 gold pieces.

>>579470150
Walked into the empty tavern, the tavernkeeper welcomes you. Another man sits across from you, motioning you closer and asks if you're looking for quick pay.

>>579470151
The bartender also greets you with a hearty hello. he speaks of a bimbo upstairs named Melena, and he slides you a mug of dragons ale. He states the drink is worth 5 gold pieces.

>>579470280
Bowels are successfully emptied.

(You all start with 150 gold pieces.)

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Name: Fridge
Primary: A Partially cooked potato
Side: Broken headphones
misc: A cat missing its 2 front legs

>>579470624
I go to the tavern wit that other faggot

>>579470624
>I pull up closer and ask what he requires assistance with, while ordering a mug of Schlafen-Ale

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Dick McLongjohn
Bisarme(a special kind of helbard/spear)
Tomahawk
>Actually doesn't need a weapon, only does it for fairplay, can impale people with his diamond hard errection, and we all know that diamond is the hardest metal, so no armor would be save
On the everlasting search for a fitting condom

>>579470624
I down the drink and hand over five gold and head upstairs to find the slut.

Waiting on the final guy. I have all of yours written out already.

>kandrax, slayer of poon
>spiked dildo of +1 neckbeard
>a twig
>my little pony fedora that allows me to control any ogres i find

>>579471781
silly fool. ogres control you.

>>579471695
>Hear thump, guys upstairs has possibly died?

>>579470624
It's night time and the only light in the cold dark slums is my sword's magical energy to light my path.
I pass by many old drunks and foreigners on my way, beggars can't be choosers.
As I turn a corner I can hear the audible flip of a coin, I take cover to listen in to what the man is saying;
"Haha, old Alchemist never saw me coming. By the time I got out of there and knocked him out cold I sold it to the Hog's pawn shop for a pretty penny."
I now know where it is.
I'm just about to exit when I feel pushed to the ground
A poorly dressed fat man is behind me cracking his knuckles
I can hear the sly, shady man cackle with malice
"Well well looks like we've got ourselves a hero." he pulls out a knife
"Give me your money little faggot."
I grin as I grab his leg and sap all of his precious strength from him and use it to rightfully beat the ever loving tar out of his lackies
Once done I tie them all together in a alleyway and decide to ask the locals where the Hog's pawn is.
>What's my next roll?

>>579471978
No need to continue yet, the guy responded. XD

>>579471695
I'm here don't worry.

>>579470929
you walk over to the strange man with Walter.

>>579470936
The bartender slides you some ale as the strange man regales you with a tale of Zarnak, the Maneater. He claims the beast lives 20 miles northeast in the deep wilderness, feasting on the flesh of those who have tried defeating it, and failed. the reward is 500 gold pieces for whoever ventures out to destroy it, and returns with proof. Money will be split with any party members who join the fight.

>>579471239
lying on the bed is a succubus-looking creature. she claims her name is Melena and grin staring at you with hypnotic eyes. its obvious she is trying to take advantage of your tipsiness to seduce and control you

>>579472003
you could of just said "Searches the slums for the thief" and we would of fought from there.but anyways,
You find a golden necklace, with a ruby in the center. this must be the heirloom the old man is talking about. there is also 15 gold on the mans corpse

>Jared Flaschenberger
>G3A3
>USP .45
>Tacticool vest w/ mags n shit

>>579472423
pls allow more of us to join in soon, will be lurking

>>579472350
no need to type some huge ass paragraph, save that for some fights. but im loving the detail..


ALSO, just a reminder for all who are playing. when we are fighting, ad you plan on doing a move, for example. you're fighting a giant crab. all you have to say is "I slice at the creatures claw". You don't know how many times i've had people say they did a move, and they had a specific outcome added to it aswell. it branched off into four different stories and the thread was ruined.

>>579472423
>I'm not a fool, will not fight such a creature without more equipment, continue head out to the suspected ocean after leaving a message to the tavernkeeper.

>>579472423
>Oh.. okay.. Sorry didn't know how it worked, I thought it was a kind of back and forth thing where I tell one part of the story and then you continue it.
I return the heirloom to the old alchemist and receive my payment. I meet up with Walter to see if he's still in the tavern.

abotring thread. playing league. fuck you all. MY LAST ACTION
KILL MYSELF WITH DILDO

>>579472423
>implying one drink would make the king of the hunt tipsy

I walk towards the bitch with a smart-ass grin on my face as I start to pull down my pants. My half-erect member is enough of a distraction to slip my dagger in between my ass cheeks. I walk up to the bed an whisper, "It ain't gonna suck itself."

>>579472827
>W-wait! This beast travels here every full moon and feasts on us like cattle. please slay it..we will pay 800 gold for the death of this monstrosity!

Also..this seems like a perfect opportunity to add more players to the adventure.

>>579472950
Ded

>>579473013
she grins with dagger like teeth, and wraps her hands around your schlong. he gently strokes it before putting her lips close to it.

>>579472924
>T-thank you! thank you! the pay pays you the 30 gold and hobbles off.
In the tavern, Walter is speaking to a strange man and there are questionable sex noises from upstairs.

>>579473013
SHE, not he. my bad.

>>579473295
I head back to town after some thinking, walk into the tavern and over to the man and accept, then walk into town square to recruit more people to fight it.

Walter looks frustrated as he storms out of the tavern to go to said ocean I follow him in pursuit to see if he needs my help.

>AJ
>Armored glove with mounted double-barreled shotgun on right arm
>Armored glove with mounted sawblade on left arm, ala Quake 3 gauntlet
>A custom armored banana suit with lots of puches full of shotgun shells

Let's go.

>>579473295
I feint a look of fear and anxiety as she get closer to my third arm. I wait for her to make her next move.

>>579473013
>slip my dagger in between my ass cheeks
deus kek

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>>579473486
>>579473528
Time to recruit! who wants in?

>>579473794
she licks your massive meatstick before suckling on it gently. she grab your ass and feels the blade. she gently increases the pressure by biting down slightly, and says in a muffled voice
>Remove your weapon.
>Also pic related
>>579473608
double barreled shotgun and bullets, i cant do. a sawblade is fine, but the other glove is probably gona have to be a handcannon, or a more primitive gun

>>579474074
>kandrax, slayer of poon accpets

>>579474074
I'm in.

>>579474074
Okay then.

>Armored glove with mounted crossbow
And make the armored banana have pouches full of arrows instead

>>579474074
I smile and shrug, relaxing my gluteus. The dagger rattles as it hits the floor boards land between my feet. Without warning I jam my cock down her throat.

>>579473486
Walter starts a hunting party.

>>579474152
Kandrax joins the party, and the hunt for Zarnak!

>>579474305
Colorquix joins the hunt for Zarnak!

>>579474549
AJ has joined the party and the hunt for Zarnak

>>579474559
the brute force of a two ton yogurt slinger down the succubus' throat causes her jaw to dislocate. she slowly suffocates on your massive sausage shank.

Im looking for six people on the raid. anyone else care to join?

>>579473486
Also walter, set up a meeting point.

>>579474834
What happens next Lore Maker? (LM)

>>579474834
We head off to find Zarnak

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>>579474834
Kandrax turns to Walter and suggests that the two men should find an alchemist in town who is willing to sell combat-enhancing potions, whilst Colorquix and AJ begin tracking the beast. In the meantime, the bartender shall look for two more recruits to research the beast.

>>579474967
we make camp and send AJ the armored banana to scout.

>>579475130
>>579475129
Little confusing atm

>>579475130
k fuck ignore this one

>>579474549
>>579474559
waitin on you two.

>>579474834
As I pull my girth from her broken gob I grab my dagger with my foot and jam it into her throat. I place the body under the bed and use her clothes to clean the blood. I leave 45 gold on the bed and exit the room and head back to the common area, asking the bar keep where my companions had gone.

AJ, decides to go on with the standard banana patrol procedures.
While on his duties, he finds an extravagant bitch.
He then calls for backup. The nearest companion happened to be...
Colorquix?

>>579474980
not gona wait for another? a six man hunting party is dangerous when theres only 5 of ya.

>>579474970
we wait and see.

>>579475129
Colorquix helped the alchemist earlier. maybe he'll give you a discount for retrieving his amulet

>>579475596
he points outside, to the gathering of your companions and a few newfolk.

>>579475720
AJ calls to Colorquix for assistance!

Me and AJ are scouting the cold dark woods when we hear howling in the distance.
Aj readies his sawblade and I ready my sword.
We walk through as stealthily as we can until we see a man wolf creature eating a dear
I turn to AJ, "Be very, very quiet."
I step on a twig and the werewolf turns it's head towards us.
As adventurers we know the only way to kill werewolfs is with silver.
"RUN!" AJ screams
"We call after Kandrax
what next

>>579475823
while out hunting we meet another person
>add party member :^)

>>579475823
Bobby D the ranger is in for the hunt

>longbow
>grappling hook
>sweet sacoustic guitar

>>579475720
NO! NO PORN!

>ya mum, Nigger of zanzabar
>giant fried chicken sword of the freljord
>ur mum's frying pan
>can of tomatoes


can i join pls

>>579476081
>no pron
>top kek i just know how to attack m8
>dicks are not for attacking

>>579476208
lol all good m80

>>579475867
Kandrax, barely having headed into the city hears your call and signals to Walter for help. Whilst sprinting to assist AJ and Colorquix, Kandrax is surrounded by 6 bandits. Walter not far behind him must make a decision to help the group escape or help slay the bandits with Kandrax

>>579476304
>mfw idea
>what if dicks COULD be used for attacking?
>mfw x2

>>579475129
>>579475596
waitin on these fegs

>>579476208
Dicks are to be cherished, not beat about

>>579476398
slow your roll, neckbeard. the bandits are soon to come.

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>Dildo Dooshbaggins
>Pic related
>27" dildo I made from melted glue sticks with razor blades sticking out of it
>jar of skub

>>579466886
>The Diddler
>Sword of Great Diddles
>Crossbow of Downs
>Potion of Regeneration

>>579476398
Kandrax sees Colorquix and AJ with a huge fucking wolfman behind them and the party runs into town to find any source of silver.

>>579466886
Mikkel
The kinder gardener slayer
Ma dick
Thor's hammer

>>579475823
I join the others, but remain quiet. Sweat drips from my brow.

>>579476582
sorry, i'm new to this

>>579476731
wot.

>>579476081
Disregards Aj's cries for help

>>579475954
We havent left yet.

>>579475954
While out hunting, you encounter a friendly nigger and a ranger. they seem to have heard of Zarnak, and wish to join you.
>>579476117
>>579475981

>>579476804
Herla joins the party to hunt for Zarnak

>>579476804
I remember that sucubi can turn a man's dick into pure silver if fucked long enough, I turn to Herla and see his metallic penis gleaming and I get an awesome idea. "HERLA UDE YOUR COCK!" he's sweating like a pig as the wolfman is gnashing and clawing, "USE YOUR DICK!"

>>579476582
When ever possible I am joinin' in.
>Sampson
>War hammer
>Metal glove with small, serrated blades running down the top of the hands and onto the fingers with spikes on the palm (left hand)
>cheese grater

So basically, Everyone is fucking here, alright?
Walter is leading this thing. what he does goes.

>>579477128
and what?

>>579477128
uwotm8?

>>579477210
Sampson has joined the party to hunt for Zarnak!

We have a party of 8. what do we do, walter.

>>579477010
Kandrax sits there stroking his spiked dildo confused as to what is happening

>purestr17x
>rune scimitar
>mithril defender
>amulet of strength (e)

>>579466886
>Owain
>Mystelltain
>Shadow Darkness
>Severa

>>579477237
lol jk
But seriously guys stop doing sex shit.

>>579477362
We head off to kill the beast

Okay, niggers. this is real fucking confusing. lets straighten things out
>>579477363
>>579477326
>>579477210
>>579477128
>>579476439
>>579476117
>>579475981
>>579475954

You 8, are the group. Walter is the leader. what he says goes, since he started this thing. we wait for his command, and i'll go on from then.

>Basically, walter is the only one performing actions at the moment. you gys can have conversations fduring your journey

>>579477674
Your parts head in the direction of the beast, foolish enough not to fucking buy horses and decide to walk 20 miles.

NAME HERCULES
PRIMARY WEAPON GAU-8
SIDE WEAPON RAIL GUN
I LIKE TO KILL STUFFS

AJ the Armored Banana just keeps running, no plans coming to mind

>>579477210
>>579477575
Wenches usually have good info, but not if they're a damn demon. Those things deserve to be choked out.

>>579477783
A bit past midway, we stop to make camp for the night

>>579466886
>Name
Thun.

>Primary Weapon
Danish axe.

>Side Weapon
Ulfberht.

>Misc.
Winter Horn.

>>579477783
Kandrax starts to wipe the spiked dildo on Bobby D whilst waiting for Walter

>>579477783
I comment on how droll it is that we didn't get horses.

Im just gona let you guys talk aobut battle plans for a bit. you're gona be walking this time.

>>579478006
You set up camp. do you wish to sleep, or discuss battleplans? if you want to discuss, just start a conversation eith a fellow group member.

Also i gotta piss and get food, so this is a break for me while you discuss your plans.

>>579478006
"I'll take watch." I offer

>>579478215
I start playing one of my original tunes "blowing in the wind" by the fire on my sweet acoustic guitar

>name
wolf
>weapon
mouth
>other weapon
claws
>misc
mad skills

my character kills someone

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>>579477783
Ya mum pulls out a bag of kush and blazes it right there. He then eats an entire ounce of mushrooms from the tavern. He proceeds to vomit on the adjacent travelers and niggers. and wanders off into the woods.

>>579478215
This is just an out of game comment- would you like us to put our names with every post to make it easier?

>>579478426
Rolling to tame the wolf

AJ has run long enough to lose the werewolf.
He has also lost Colorquix.

>>579478513
That would actually make it a lot easier.
~Colorquix

>>579478448
you encounter a dire wolf during your trip.

>>579478389
Enlightens party members, rallying them for the next battle

>>579478513
that would be great.

>>579478545
if you want a wolf, just give yourself a wolf. no need to roll either, its alright.

>>579478513
Im gonna start doing this so i dont have to scroll up for names every time

>>579478231
Walter: Colorquix takes watch, I make a fire and ask everyone for thoughts on how to fight the monster.

>>579478670
I tell Walter that using a hammer to really smash up the legs our limbs would work well. Allowing an easy kill from that point on. But I am open to other suggestions.
-Sampson
>>579478676

>>579478676
Colorquix: "Silver may be our best option in this scenario, does anyone have silver weapons? Bobby D? Any silver arrows?" I ask him
>I hope that our party is still in this oh and if it 404s make another thread

>>579478545
i shall be your wolf, you tell me what to do
and i may just do what you say

>>579478960
A new thread will be possible.

>>579478676
Bobby d:What's the beast you guys hunt? I may have seen or killed or had a party with one
>>579478960
I have 10 silver tips but none more friend
>>579478994
Creepy

>>579478994
are you asking to be raped?

>>579479167
Colorquix: We're hunting a werewolf that has been tearing up the local's land. Do you know how to make traps?

>>579479167
>>579478960
>>579478950
Walter: Aim for limbs, preferably legs/hindlegs, if it cannot stand it cannot run,
>walter goes to sleep

>>579479398
I'm a better sharpshooter than a trapper but I know some things, yes. If its a werewolf we seek then we should be careful about which night we choose to face him
>Bobby D

>>579479789
Colorquix yawns with fatigue:
"We should set traps around camp. If the beast comes then we will be to flank him easier."

Ready to continue?

The nigger got lost in the forest, so.

>>579479627
Sampson: Makes sense to me.
>Sampson sleeps wearily, ready to wake at any moment.

In mid-stride Herla falls over and starts foaming at the mouth. He humps the ground like a maniac in one last fit and than evacuates his bowels.

>I'm out

>>579480024
Continue OP LM.

>>579480246
dang. have fun ,man

>>579480249
>>579479789
>>579479627
>>579478950
>>579478031
>>579478636
Your party wakes the next morning, intact.

>>579480024
I take second watch
>>579480016
>Bobby d

>>579480524
>Sampson scowls inquisitively around the camp, surveying the landscape for any unwanted things around.

>>579480524
We walk for a while, send Bobby D up on a hill to look for any tracks

>>579480524
Is anyone else proficient with/carrying a bow? We can split these silvered arrows
>Bobster

>2 AM here
>shit m9
>gotta sleep
>it'sbeenfun.jpg
>g'night
>also if any o' ye want to take over my char, it's a'ight
>have fun m8s

>>579480871
night m8. have fun

Threads dieing guys...

>>579480871
cya AJ
>>579480772
Colorquix: I'll take a silver arrow. I may be able to do something with it later...

>>579480971
Not yet LM. You've still got us.

>>579481046
>>579480734
I give quiz 1 silvered arrow and head to high ground
>roll for tracking werewolf

>>579480772
loses an arrow

>>579481046
receives an arrow

>>579480725
nothing spotted

>>579480734
your party continues to walk in the direction on the monster.

>>579481282
>Sampson shines hammer as we all walk

>>579481282
>Walter
We walk for some time, eventually see monster, ask party what do

>>579481282
The scent of something pungent and vile fills Colorquix's nose as he walks. He knows that his party is close but continues to walk.
>Come one /b/ get with it. We need more.

>>579481491
Turn to Bobby and tell him to shoot the beast.

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>>579481405
the suns brightness causes the hammer to oddly shine. this may be useful for blinding an enemy

>>579481491
there is a werewolf in the clearing, feasting on a dead carcass

>>579481160
at high ground, you have an advantage point when attacking this beast.

>>579481673
One action per post, m8. like, if i post. you get one action, then you gotta wait til i post again

Exodia The Light Behind God.
A Shotgun.
Omega Dragon Spear, Poison Tipped.
Bottomless Flask of Healing.

>>579481883
gona have to pass on the shotun, a hand cannon or crossbow is more acceptable.

>>579481793
I howl loudly to catch its attention and kneel nocking an arrow
>Bob D

>>579481793
>Sampson readies for a battle.

>>579481793
>party engages combat with beast
Overhead slash with Zweihander

>>579481793
Colorquix readies Reinwrath and charges the beast

>>579482006
I werewolf looks up at you, howling. it starts to charge towards the higher ground

>>579482032
Battle-ready

>>579482083
As the beast runs by, it takes a blow to its side from your Zweihander.

>>579482209
The beast stumbles, running off course and ramming into colorquix

>>579482342
>Sampson swing his war hammer powerfully at the werebeast.

>>579482342
I let loose the knocked arrow then ready my grappling hook
>Bobby D

>>579482342
question, is beast werewolf, bear, wolf, insane human or wot

>Walter
Morning Star swing at legs

>>579482342
Colorquix's sword goes right through the werewolf so he decides to use his power. He unsheathes his hands and attempts to drain the beast of it's power.
>There's too much energy to take in
>I wear it down a little but it tosses me aside like a rag doll

>>579482540
(He's a beast werewolf the kind that isn't human but like a full on wolf disease spreader.)
Oh and I'm not dead btw just thrown to the side.

>>579482467
The beasts left hind leg is crushed, causing it to yipe in pain
>>579482507
the arrow soars striaght into the beasts shoulder

>>579482540
Morning star swings into the other beasts back leg, making in immobile

>>579482634
No need to explain the outcome, as i said earlier. and you might actually be able to drain it, since its back legs are crushed, it has a sword its chest and multiple wounds.

Also. whoever strikes first per rounds is whoever can type their response the fastest.

>>579482916
>Walter
As Beast is immobile, charge and stab it in the side with Zweihander

>>579482916
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: MAZ2cm7T) 11/14/14(Fri)20:38:18 No.579475379▶
>>>579475130
>k fuck ignore this one
I remember the silver arrow that was given to me and take it out and charge the beast.
I jump right in the air and stab it in the eye making it howl. It's blood is steaming like fire.

>>579482916
>Sampson attempts to grab back of werewolf's neck with his metal fist and pull its spine hard.

>>579482916
I jump and swing over to where the battle is happening, and attempt to grapple the beasts other leg from a short distance
>Bobman

>>579483301
>>579483263
>>579483141
>>579482507

i'm decently sure the fucker is dead now. how do you wish to get proof of your kill?

>>579483454
Cut off it's head.

>>579483454
>BRING ITS HEAD BACK FOR GLORY

>>579483454
>Walter
I chop off the beasts head, and skin the hide off to bring with us.

Oh btw party,
http://4archive.org/b/thread/579466886

>>579466886
>Bill Sazinskee
>Shovel
>Poison
>Hole Digging Manual
`

>>579483834
Add this guy

>>579483579
>>579483572
>>579483562
>>579483834
>>579483417

The head and Pelt of Zarnak achieved. ready to head back? The journey will take 2 days.

>>579483975
>Colorquix is ready but cannot needs to rest- Someone else will have to keep watch.

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>>579466886

Name: Hank Hill
Primary: Propane
Side: Propane Accessories
Misc: Vaughner Char King

>>579483975
Head back wearily, for lack of desire of our prize getting stolen.

>>579483975
>Walter
We make camp for the night, head out next morning

>>579484180
Vogner Char-King Imperial, Vogner Char-Kink Citizen, or the Vogner Char-King?

>>579484390
Imperial you lowly fuck
Ahh Tell You H'What

>>579484186
Also, clean blood off of hammer.
>Sampson
>>579483975

>>579484726
Colorquix: Man sampson you really fucking love your hammer.

>>579484816
>>579484726
>>579484713
>>579484235
>>579483834
>>579483417
lets just head back. two days later, you re-arrive at the village. what now?

>>579484816
Sampson: You damn well know it, Colorquix. Plus, don't want anything happening to my best friend. I couldn't let anything bad happen to my friend.

>>579484959
>Our party sees smoke ahead and runs. We see that the town is burning and we ask what happened.

>>579484959
>Sampson suggests we find the guy who sent us on this quest,

>>579485045
Is it me, am I the best friend?
I am I know it

>>579484959
>Walter
Head into tavern and ask where the man is

Lief Darkborne
Dual obsidian shortswords
Drake blood poison dagger
Shadow cloak

>>579485252
Right on, mate.

>>579466886
>Ghandi
>Peace
>Democracy
>Letters to Hitler

>>579485307
Yet again, the man is in the corner.

>>579485252
>>579485375
best friends

>>579485336
Welcome to the party.

>>579485162
burnt buns in the bakery. nothing too serious...yet.

>>579485336
Lief falls down in a beacon from the sky and joins the party.
>Colorquix: Welcome

>>579485563
We get over to the inn and show him the head.

Leif- stealthily follows into the tavern

>>579485563
>Walter
Slam beast's head on the table infront of the man, ask for payment. Keep pelt.

>>579485906
Right fucking on.

>>579485563
Grin as head is slammed onto table.
>Sampson

>>579486130
>>579486056
>>579485819
>>579485375
>>579485252
>>579485906

The man slams his hand in the form of a fist on the table
>THIS is what you bring me!? this but a simple PUP! Zarnak wouldn't of been as easily defeated as this mangy abomination. He is a BEAST! a MAN EATER! He will devour your souls one by one when he gets the chance! Heed my warnings! don't turn your back of Zarnak, or he will strike without mercy. you can set out again to fight this beast, or wait until he arrives here at midnight..

>>579486471
is but a*
back on*

sorry, its like 1:00 am here.

>>579486471
(Op I fucking love you)
>Colorquix
I turn to Walter,
"We should wait, these townspeople need our help and it would be easier to kill the beast in a trap."

>>579486471
laughs at the thought of a beast besting me, I say we go and find it.
>Leif

>>579486471
I saw we wait here and set traps all around the town

>>579486471
I go to some others in the building and inquire if there may have been any...suspicious disappearances or killings. -Sampson

>>579486728
If we are to wait for the beast.. I will stay hidden for an ambush
>Leif

>>579486471
>Walter
Slam morning star into table and begin interrogating the suspicious man

>>579486471
OP isded?

mmOP?

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>>579486471
Name
Nightcrawler "Mutant" class
>Primary Weapon
teleportation with the cool smoke effect
>Side Weapon
8 inch serrated blade
>Misc.
i dont have a fucking tail
6'2"
170lbs
Bottle of paralyzing potion that don't know how to make more of

ill wait till you add me

>>579486886
Hiding in a good position

>>579486942
>What do you plan to get out of me..this isn't the beast! i told you this already!

>>579486806
A couple of women have disappeared in the past month


>>579486728
starts to set traps

>>579487703
Nightfalls.

>>579487703
>>579486942
I pull Walter to the side and say: You think that maybe this guy is having us eliminate competition for him and he is the werewolf who is committing these atrocities? -Sampson

>>579487703
I keep a keen eye on the land around the village, watching for the beast
>Leif

>>579487943
Highly likely, however for now we will just set up traps, put some extra outside the tavern.
>>579487703
>Go to blacksmith
Smith, have you any spike balls or steel spikes? If so, I will need them.

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>>579488106
>>579487943
>>579487863
>>579487497
>>579486806
>>579486728

The ground starts to tremble, a large, arachnid like beast with a gaping mouth and serrated teeth wanders into the village, screeching loudly as it looks around for anyone outside.

>>579488392
>grab tower shield from nearby smith
Morning star to front legs

>>579488241
It focuses on walter, and starts to charge at him. it towers at about 20 feet tall, and atleast 35 feet lonf.

>>579488392
I roll a lore check on knowing the this fuckshit and how to weaken/kill it
>Bobby Dizzle

>>579488392
Colorquix turns towards the party,
"I'm really starting to hate this town!"
I attempt to steal the arachnid's energy but it tastes so awful that I can't take it.
Instead I go in with my sword and slash off a maniable.

>>579488392
Dive on to the creature with obsidian blades, wearing shadow cloak

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Sir Renyo the Thirteenth
AK-47
Dat nina (*9 mil. pistol*)
Blue bandanna and shades of La Raza

>>579488548
the morning star cracks the outer exoskeleton slightly, using its slightly damaged legs to throw you aside. it pokes around inside thebuilding, finding the blacksmith, and dragging him out by his leg. the beast starts to devour him.

>>579488678
Its a bug. burn it, motherfucker.

>>579488705
the sword breaks through the outer exoskeleton, getting stuck

>>579488881
you manage to land ontop of the creature.

>>579487943
hurry up sampson

>>579488564
>walter
>Raise shield with both hands, drop morning star

>>579488392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbNlzjTQ-M&spfreload=10
-Sampson

>>579489148
YEAAAAAH

>>579489145
>>>>>>>579489146

>>579489145
Running along the creature's back, going to try and stab the eyes with my poison dagger
>Leif

>>579489146
it starts to claw at the shield after it devours the blacksmith

>>579489145
I run into town and grab torchers, and yell at bystanders to throw their torches at the creature

>>579489408
>Begin shouting for help

>>579489391
its eyes sway back and forth, attached to its antennae

>>579489465
The townsfolk light torches and throw them at the beast. it sets fire quickly, chomping down on the nearest thing and devouring it. this case, its a woman with a torch

>>579489145
>Colorquix
Decide to power through it, the energy tastes so sour but has a very very sweet aftertaste.
It's on the inside.
I let go of my sword and fall into the creature's mouth sapping all the energy that I can.
On my way in I can feel it giving me third degree burns but at the same time my magic is healing me.
It's getting weaker by the second and starts to attack slower from fatigue.

>>579489659
BTW Im out now, need to sleep, 07:32 at morning
OP Decides who takes over my character

>>579489408
I throw whatever torches I gathered at the bugbitch, except one, which I mount somewhere close by
>bobalob

>>579489742
We should make this thread again tomorrow >>579489774
>>579489659

>>579489659
In an amazing front flip of the creature's head, I do a mid-air slice at its eyes with my swords, a blur of darkness in the night.
>Leif

>>579489697
the beast collapses, writing on the ground as it slowly dies.

>>579489742
1:30 am here i gotta get to sleep too.

>>579489774
bugbitch is ded.

>>579489834
definatly. this needs to be archived so we can pick up where we left off.