>>579310592
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
-Benedict Arnold

>>579310592
ayy lmao

>Implying the gets werent removed from /b/
newfriends these days

Come to school
Honor your privilege
Face all challenges

Brilliant pic. I'll roll.

"Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -George Carlin

Where's the chapstick?

"it's time to nut up, or shut up."
-Tallahasee

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>>579310592
"ayy lmao"
-ayy lmao

"i hope u all rage when i leave bcuz ur all noobs XD lool good ridance high school u suck lol!!!"

>>579311343
I love that vid
> I don't want to see the shame in my ass

"you can't flim flam the zim zam"

>>579310592
Peace and Chicken grease.

"get rekt"

i love you nicole

"I'm lorde, ya ya ya"

I never learned about friendship, until I watched MLP.

I cheated on my math test

"youll see in six months. just wait"

"The devil knows more from being old than being the devil"

>>579310592
"Workers of the world, unite!

>>579310884
>>579310869

"With the Edge of Glory, you can cut through the perception of time!"

-Cr1TiKaL

>>579310592

Whats dat sound of a bustan looze?\

SAY JUICAY HUICAY

-every nigger ever

All your base are belong to us.

"Your quote here"

How can we see if our eyes arn't real?

"I'm gay, Dad"

>>579310592
OP is a fag

I keep it 300, like the romans

Have you seen my baseball??

"Wait, when will you take the quotes?"

>>579310592

I AM HE WHO IS THAT WHICH IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE

DONT HATE ON A NIGGER, BRING A PLATE FO A NIGGA

-Brock Obanga

shrek was a good movie

"You just lost the game"

>>579310592

I hate niggers and am attracted to cock

-OP

>>579312807

May the force be with you.

No.

Niggers tongue my anus

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Hitler did nothing wrong

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

>>579313045
Rolling for this

"at first i thought i was stuck with everyone else in this highschool, but everyone was stuck with me."

I go on 4chan in my spare time

You are now breathing manually

>>579310592

I love rock and roll.

Put another cock in my white ass baby

I hate niggers and am attracted to cock

-OP

First one to talk get's to stay on my aircraft

I hate niggers and am attracted to cock

-OP

>>579310592
"Hate is more lasting than dislike" -Adolf Hitler

Like a bisexual giving head
I went down swinging

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes."

>>579310592

"Das it mane, das it."

-martin luther king jr

Work sets you free

"at first i thought i was stuck with everyone else in this highschool, but everyone was stuck with me. now they know what life is"

>>579310592
Finally we can stay together Principal *enters principal name here*.

When we help a man who's been living in the wild, we bring him into society, we teach him to depend on others, and take away his independence. Is that the help you want to offer?

"and jesus said, "Truly i am coming soon!" Revelations 22:20"
or you could do first timothy 2:12

>>579313360
reroll

I eat shit.

>>579313612
reroll

"Me so corny, me loaf you long time"

>>579313476
this

I liked the potatoes

My life for the klan.
-MLK

holy shit I just hacked up a load of thick mucus allover my hand

RIP Scatman John :'(

I hope you like pain.

I love toast
-Hitler

"rolling"
-zbLpTtIk

"gimme 20 dollars, and i can make myself happy with a bag of chips, soda, and more chips."

"The best $6 ever spent!"

Tfw no girlfriend

“Turns out it’s way harder to strangle someone to death than it looks in the movies."

"lift your head, it'll feel better that way"

Master of spicy memes

I will grow up, get poor, sell my body, shove objects up my anus and become a trap.

Proud color folk supporter

>>579310592
"Not buying a yearbook."
-*OP's name here*

"Yee" - yee

I will always be the supreme gentleman. In six months you will all see.

-Eliott Rodger

"I browse 4chan. Usually /b/ or /mlp/."

guys guys guys

some of this shit wont get passed

not hitler, KKK, or school shooting bullshut

"You can't flim flam the zim zam"

"Better Ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns"

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>579310592

My name is Kekmaster.

I am the master of all keks.

-The Kekmaster

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Life's a potato, you got to eat it.

>>579314524
rolling again for this

>>579314524
this

>>579314556

Dont call me racist im not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people

bazinga

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."

Que?

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>>579314108
RAWL

hahaha oh wow how epic

Reroll "Bitches ain't shit but goes and tricks "

Bitches ain't whit but hoes n tricks

>>579310592
#GamerGate wins
#MundaneMatt wins
#TotalBiscuit wins
#Faggots lose
#Women lose

Now wht faggots?!?! u mad?!?!

69 get

>>579314824

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I am a homosexual and my ass has been permanently stretched by athletic black men.

Reroll "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

On the basic premise there is but one yes and that is for all I have to give and thanks and so it will be and forever it goes so says I.

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>>579315096

>mfw 96

>>579315005
Lel fail

"WhO yOu CaLlInG pInHeAd?"
Must capitalize

>>579314883
Roll

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Yule!

>>579310592

GAMER IS A RACE

>>579315169
win

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do i."

you must eat all the eggs

>>579315169
well okay then.....

will never get accepted by committee

>>579315169
Winrar

Trolling is a art.

"I still cant believe they didnt find out it was me!"

Mmmmm supra

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>>579310592

Kim Cardassian is nothing more than a mudshark.

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Two men enter. One man leaves.

nigger tongue my anus

"woman are cunts, accept it"

>>579315169
waste of the winning number

this will never get accepted

try again

>>579314506
reroll as I think this is safe enough to pass

How about "This quote is censored by 3rd parties. I sure do enjoy my freedom"

>>579314108
Rerawl
Other anon disqualified

"Im real slim shady"

"Two girls. One cup. My hand. Much lube."

>>579310592
"Nigger tongue my anus"

- The hacker know as 4chan

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Let's get physical...physical.

If i were you I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

>>579315570
reroll

I'm only allowed to quote what other people want me to quote.

Arbeit macht frei

>>579310592
"cowabunga dude"
-michaelangelo

>>579310592

No trap thread? Trap thread ...

Meoooooooooooooooow my KNEEEEEEEEEE

get the door, It's domino's

Every bitch I was in class with can see their pics for free on 4chanarchives.org

We are anonymous
we are legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget
expecto patronum

>>579314475
reroll

This school failed me because I never learned what the number Melon was.

>>579314506
rerolling for this quote again

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I like turtles!

>>579310592
Out of the closet and into the world

Allahu Akbar!

>>579315716
I like it

Damn jews

niggers tongue my anus

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"All you had to do was FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ."
-Big Smoke

>>579310592
Two in the pink. One In the Stink

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Men...men...men...men...

>>579315760
reroll

Its only the smellz

Out of the closet and into the world

Some guy on 4chan made me do this

Don't ban heroin, ban New Yorkers.

I really, really, really like this photo.

>>579316093
rolling for this.

Relationships are like traffic lights and I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it's a green light.

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>>579315914
With someone calling me words like these. I wouldnt mind.

>>579310592
"When it rains, it pours. When it shines, you get melanoma. Life's tough, children."

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See you at the party, Richter!

Can I quote the quote that I am quoting if that quote is quoted as it is made, and is made to be quoted by the quote I am quoting?

"The thing you gotta understand about Southerners is that they're useless animals who can barely speak. Dixie delenda est."
-General William "Trailblazer" Sherman

>>579310592
I once at an aborted fetus

>>579315981
Roll

Hitler did nothing wrong

Ayy lmao

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>>579316093
re roll

>>579316180
Rerolling

>>579316269
winrar

>>579316269
Winer!!!

I want to smell your hair

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it and eventually everyone will believe it.

When the rain hits, it hits you slowwww baby.

i like ponies

this picture validated all of 2014

If Hitler and the Nazi party were both bad people, then they are negative.
If the holocaust is the product of Hitler and the Nazi party, then it must be positive.
Then the holocaust was a good thing.

>>579316269
Winrar!!!!!!

>>579316269
this is stupid, doesn't count.

rerolling for this >>579316527

>>579316381
reroll

Tell my wife...

My dad wants me to be an apple farmer, so I'm going to be an apple farmer

>>579310592
Ally I have something to tell you. "Watz that h0n" I'm really a guy "OMFG I HAET U" *3 hours later* So yea we're ok now! "Thatz rite btw hun u haff pix?" Sure! *3 minutes later* "OMFG I HAET U"

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>>579316269

Winrar winrar

I was the one who put the mattress in the pool.

>>579314506
rerolling for this one

>>579317068
So close reroll

>>579310592
"I've got sand in my vagina"
-Matthew McConaughey

A man who dreads trials and difficulties cannot become a revolutionary. If he is to become a revolutionary with an indomitable fighting spirit, he must be tempered with an arduous fighting spirit from his youth. As the saying goes, early training means more than late earning.

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>>579316269
You fucked it up!

>>579312605
I stand corrected, Good day to you sir

if guns don't kill people, people do. does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Want to brighten up your day? Put a sunflower by your windowsill to liven up your living space, idiot

>>579317367
....yes?

The teacher's union is a joke

"I would never have made it through this without Miley Cyrus."

-anons name

How can mirrors be real if our eyes only tell us lies? - Jayden Smith

>seriously op it's jayden smith so the committee would be like oh how deep how cute jaydeen ooooh

>>579316345
voting for this one

"Give these people aiiirr!"

was released from his 4 year sentence.

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>>579313523
Rolling

“They don't understand that I'm just choosing to be dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the moment, but if I put in effort, then I could be really smart, but I choose not to.”

>>579314337
Rollxxxxxx

>>579310592

gas the kikes race war now

donkies

Being at (insert schoo here) has taught me alot of things namely:
Friendship
Unity
Companionship
Kindness
Youth
Oppertunity
Understanding
and many more

>>579310592
[Student quote here]

>>579319951
re roll or
>“If you fuck up in school, you're going to fuck up in life. And that's fucked.”

One time I diddled a widdle kiddle till he piddled

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i have never seen this dude in my life... so what the fuck does this mean?

>>579322000
>>579321420
>>579321404
>>579321007

'Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie momma'
-2livecrew

lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh

I use jellybeans as anal beads

"There will never be a more satisfying day than hen you all work for me"

future friendless 41 year old virgin

>>579311031
Damn this is pretty good

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this...

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>>579312273

>>579310592
"To all the sluts I fucked, I have EbolaCancerAids."

>>579311031

this is the best one. cum on that face bro

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" "
-Helen Keller

"I literally can't even"

Tits and a timestamp or GTFO.

Rolling for "I am the hacker known as 4chan."

>>579324957
Reroll

im a faggot bitch

I AM MECHAHITLER

who sucks a lot of dick

Winrar

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I am le epic maymay xd

>>579325469
...

"Here comes the backdoor destructor"
-Thomas Jefferson

69 get

>>579325469
god damnit

>>579310592
#360noscope

>>579310592
make this your quote:
"regginregginregginregginregginregginregginregginreggin"

>>579325469
What sort of sorcery is this??

>>579314506
Rerollll

>>579311031
Damn that's good.
I'm voting for this.

60 whatever get

>>579314506
Againn

>>579315169
winrar

I am the hotdog

they call me the muffin man

>>579327864
reroll

penis

I'm gay. I always wanted to come out like this!

at johns mattress emporium the prices are out of this world!

>>579325469
lel

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let everyone question you.
-Anonymous

>>579329170
Or

"Without stupid people, we would have no one to laugh at"
-Anonymous