what is that

what the actual fuck is that

>>579241848
it's a body mod

>>579241697
pop it

>>579241697
you body modded a genital wart?

You seem like a bright one OP

>>579241697
you swallow pills, not put them under your dickskin faggot

OP what the fuck kind of body mod is that

Did you put a magnet in your dick?

I bought a tiny neodymium one to put in my finger so I could sense electromagnetic fields but I haven't done it yet. What good would it be in your dick?

lel panic button

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Cutting off your foreskin sounds like a horrible body mod to me

>What actually is it (besides "just a body mod")
>And what purpose?

>>579241697
Ops dick a watch battery
You know what time it is?

Does it hurt your hand?

>>579241945
no fucking shit it's a body mod.
I was asking what fucking material he put in his dumbass limp fucking squiggly dick okay?

>>579241697
your dick made me puke a lil in my mouth

>>579242075
\thread

OP still not answering "what" it is. fuck off

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I have a 1/4" silicone bead implanted subdermally on the top of my shaft, and two 4 gauge titanium beads in a straight line behind it. I'm not posting pics.

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>>579241697

it's just a small piece of plastic

wtf op

>>579243094
OP....
There is a reson why they areusually made from titanium or surgical steel,
NOT FUCKING PLASTIC

>>579241697
What is mood killer?

Having a girl ask "what is it?" at the unveiling.

>>579243094
dubs says you cut it out of your dick

>>579242862
then you're lying.

yeah man wtf, thats not cool

>>579242023
It's for holding it up in case of erectile problems.

>>579241697
g spot stimulator

and yeah it is awkward pulling out your junk in having to explain why it has issued thing on it

>>579241697
is it magnetic?

I want to have it removed but I figured I should show you sick fucks first

>>579241697
did it hurt? did it bleed? wtf

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I'm not lying it's just a bitch to take a pic with my phone and upload with my computer. I'm a grower not a shower, and i just fapped so i couldn't get hard.

>>579244279
why?

Assuming you have ever had sex, how do women react?

Yea lots of blood no pain at first but because I did not stich it took 2 weeks to heal no faping hurt

>>579244279
how did you do it
did it hurt
did it bleed
wtf
is it good with their g spot or what

>>579244279
How do you just...do that yourself..?
the fuck.

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every time i tell a girl she practically begs to see it. I've had groups of hot chicks ask to touch it after i show them. and they definitely notice a difference when it's inside them. Best $150 bucks i ever spent.

i had it professionally done. They used an 8 gauge needle followed by a 4 gauge taper on the first one. Then on the other 2 it was an 8 gauge needle followed by a 6 gauge taper. it was intense. let's just say i didn't get it beaded because it's huge.

>ITT: utter insanity
you win.

Yea my wife likes it otjer chicks say the same you have to make 2 cuts than shove it in there

Not OP

I got same green shit at the same place..
Not mod, just natural will post pic soon gotto get hard

very little blood on mine, no stitches. But i didn't fap for 4 weeks.

>>579245061
Fuckin 4 gauge. Your dick piercings are one size bigger than my septum. That's fucking gnarly dude

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>>579244787
Disgustingly curious.

>>579241697
how do yoy guys make your dicks work on a watch battery ?

>>579244787
Show us.

lol if it makes you feel better i couldn't imagine stretching my septum to a 4 gauge. sounds too painful! dick skin is all stretchy! Septum is all cartilage!

>>579244787
>>579245343

So; does it fuck up the feeling you get or what? Can't imagine the pressure of the plastic feels good on a statued cock.

>>579245538
IMG_20141113_153724.jpg that's my dong.

you have to be a little gentle. And anal can be a bit weird. But mostly it feels pretty good. girls gotta rethink blow jobs, and handy's. And i had to relearn how to fap. still totally worth it.

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>>579245698
>not sure if trolling, or if you don't know how the internet works

>>579243094
Bro.. plastic..? I'm not telling you it's a stupid body mod or anything but.. thats not healthy for your body. Even if you haven't got an infection yet, I'm sure you'll get one eventually mate... Ask your doctor..

>>579245863
lol the correct answer is "don't know how the internet works". i've been lurking here for years. this is actually the first time i've ever posted OC

>aids
>implying it's body modification

>>579244787
A hundred and fifty dollar bucks...

>>579245853
>>579244787
why not just get a piercing that you can remove when you dont want ?

>>579245853
>gentle
fuck that. uncircumcised master race will stay unlumpy.

>>579246168
implying i'll ever want to get rid of it.

Im getting it cut out because the plastic I used may be toxic and don't want it to fall off

>>579246467
this is why my piercer used titanium and silicone. I don't want to have to cut these out. shit hurt enough going in.

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>>579242075
>master kek

>>579244279

if the price of getting laid is having metal shoved inside my dick forever then im going to continue watching anime and playing videogames

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>this thread

>>579246665

OP is a faggot who hates himself because he is not happy with the body he is born with.

>>579241961
shitload of topkeks

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My wifes titts will worth the pain

>>579247847

Those tits are vile.

>>579247626
lol i'm sorry how many times have you had GROUPS of girls fondling your junk, giggling and saying things like "i wonder how it feels..."? never? oh i'm sorry...

>>579241697
what the fuck is that? seriously

>>579244279
That my friends is syphilis.

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OP put one of these in his dick

>>579248175

Cool story bro.

this fucking thread

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Recently acquired body mod

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Wait this isn't right

>>579249232
??

>>579241697
make your penis look like bubble wrap

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Oh

>>579249852
i lold

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The rest of the family won't suspect a thing

>>579249232
that fucking preview

>>579249852
you-ve got a small head m8

>>579247428
amen

>>579250857
People sayits weirdly big when hard, gimme a couple minutes

>>579250605
U WAT, add some water based lube to it,
it won't disolve without water.

A mate of mine lost his foreskin because of a dry rough sex accident and had to get it removed,
his only regret was that he never put a snus under it while he still had it.

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op you need an upgrade

>>579241697
That does what exactly?

Is it an accelerometer that calculates how you fuck or something? Because that would be cool.

If it's not, it's just kinda dumb

>>579252074
make sure you can stack legos on it!

>>579241697
>>579252074
magnets?

>>579247847
your wife has gorilla arms

>>579252074
Anyone want to play dominos?

>>579252321
lel

>>579252321
>Is it an accelerometer that calculates how you fuck or something?

top kek

>>579252074
even his dick has sixpacks
10..11.. wait, thats 15!

>>579252074

Cool now you can connect your dick like legos with other dicks that have the reverse bumps.

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>>579252074

>>579246467
Take it out now. STREAM IT FAGGOT!

>>579249232
You got a penis!

>>579253746
no shit sherlock

>>579249601
Did you put a fucking tic tac under your fuckinf fors-
>>579249852
HUE

>>579249852
Most giggles

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>>579251787
What?

Captcha: cockboat

>>579252074
kek

>>579254483
You can't jsut put a pill under your foreskin and expect it to disolve.

>>579241697
I have an industrial and a lobe in my left ear, a tragus conch and some upper cartilage in my right ear. I also have double dydoes and a frenum piercing in my dick

>>579241697
You circumcised yourself? Doesn't look too bad considering. I think you left a medical supply in the wound though...