Wear pantyhose every time I'm alone.

> if i watch a tv show or movie and like it a lot, i adopt the personality of the main character for anywhere from a few days to a few weeks

I do that as well. Drive especially...

> when I shit I have my chest down on my lap and i don't know why I jsut find it comfortable

When I have to do something, I get this shaky feeling all over... maybe dispar? I have always tried to battle this feeling.

>>579240153
> have an intense fear of bugs while sleeping at night

this is why I have insomnia. I have it with arachnids though

>>579241414
i kinda know what u mean, fear of failing?

>>579240153

Why do I feel like I've read this exact same text once before?

>>579242078
ive posted it before

> purposely feel depressed because I think it'll make me stronger
> constantly watch myself as though somebody else is
> put toilet paper on my toilet seat
> spit in my bin every so often, mainly because I feel like I have something in my mouth, usually the feeling of hair
> put beans up my nose, forget about it and blow out bean sized bugger
> suppress emotions all the time (this took a year to master)
> type out a lot of shit to a thread then delete it

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Look at the toilet paper after I wipe

>pick my nose and eat it
>pluck ball hairs right after i have peed (like one or two)
>keep my arms up at all times while showering

>>579242590
I spit on toilet paper to get that cleaner wipe

>>579242772
are you me?

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>>579240153

>any time I feel REALLY cozy, like finding a nook in a hotel, or a small town, or whatever it is that makes me feel cozy, I have to take a shit
>sing very loudly along with my ipod when I'm running on the trail
>still make poot salutes from time to time
>suck on the bullion cube before I add it to boiling water to make broth

>>579243089
no way...

>when browsing shitty threads such as this one, i hold the mouse with my right hand and put my left hand under my waistpant but not touching touching pubes, i take my shirt with it under my pants

>>579242590
Gotta check if youre done!

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ITT: Autism contest.

>feel like Im someone else when staring at the mirror
>fap just to se if I can get fully erect
>always feel like Im walking funny
>snort my nose for no reason

I eat breakfast
I go to classes
I eat lunch
I eat dinner
I shower naked
I browse the internet
I fap to pictures and videos

>>579243543

Look at you. I think you just won!

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>>579243886
you actually shower naked?

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>>579240153
>> if i dont want to clean dishes i put them in the freezer until i feel like cleaning them
wtf....

My legs shake while I'm cumming

>I can make this 'rumbling' sound in my ears, usually make it when im mad
>i try to cross the road when no ones around so it looks like ive been on that side all the time
>when crossing the road, if I see a car approaching me at a safe distance I clench my fists, shoulders and back until I finish crossing

>>579244365
eliminates smell

i fap exclusively to females (i.e. solo, les)

>>579244667
does this include females with penises

>wear thermal underwear that is 2 sizes to small for me at all times to show off my tight ass and cock to my straight roommate to make him feel uncomfortable and question his sexuality
hes an ugly ass bronyshit so he never gonna get this sweet ass anyways

>>579244523
I have so much food in my freezer I have no room for dishes, even if I wanted to do that.

>If I know I don't want to do dishes, I'll just eat food I can prepare on a paper towel and just throw it away when I'm done.

>>579244752
not a fan or traps, but i am on a LoL team called "i love traps"

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>>579244290
>>chew gum and put it in girls hair who are prettier than me
Before I got to this one, I already knew you were a grill. You're under 21 as well right?

>>579244863
i guess i just get off on the idea that my ass is far better than those of the hambeasts that are desperate enough to date him and that he will measure their asses against my own

> I never use door handles if I have to push a door open. I push the door open from the top corner because I'm tall and short dirty people can't reach or touch it.

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>>579244863
>>579245110

>>579244472
That's blood rushing

>Shower after 99% of the times I poop.

>>579244290
Plenty of women I know fear someone will grab their feet if the blanket doesnt cover them.

And oh yeah, you guys arent fascists, go suck dick. Edgy teen fags

> When I need to fart I go somewhere private and enclosed (my car is the best for this) so I can smell what it smells like
> I fap most mornings, even if I don't really feel like it i.e. not fully hard, but still go till I manage to shoot a load
> Sometimes I spend ages pulling hairs out of my nose, because I like the way it hurts
> I secretly believe nearly every girl thinks I'm hot and wants to sleep with me
> I never eat breakfast except when I'm in a hotel, then I'll eat the biggest breakfast ever
> I have convinced myself that the way I smoke cigarettes means I won't get cancer

>>579242382
> put toilet paper on my toilet seat
every time, even when I'm at home

>>579240153
Have unshakeable belief that link and zelda are watching me while i shit.

>>579242382
>suppress emotions all the time
Besides happiness, cause who doesn't like happinesd

>never talk, sing, dance or do anything strange when alone
>count the letters in words and sentences (if it ends on a multiple of 5, I win

>>579240531 straightens intestine, easier to shit.

>>579245241
/b/ro

>>579243263
yeah, i do these things by myself and i find them relaxing

and you do realize that pretty much everyone picks their nose

>>579242382
> suppress emotions all the time
I can't even get mad anymore, Only happiness every so often. The rest of the time I'm dead inside

>>579240153
I masturbate

>>579246092
That's why I do what I do.

>I never sleep on my left hand side because I feel like it's bad for my heart and the noise of my heartbeat keeps me awake when I do it

>>579244472

I can make that rumbling sound too!!! I didn't know anyone else that's ever been able to. I think it's the eardrums or some shit. I can do it all the time though.

>>579244863

...he probably won't faggot. That's off-putting at best. You gay dudes think being aggressive is somehow effective.

>>579245262
idk man the look on his face when i get out of the shower wearing thermals with a mild boner is priceless. he knows he wants me, but his inner love of ponyshit and inherent betaness reminds him that he will never have anyone even remotely close to me. lel he wont have me either the little bitch

>>579245389
how do you smoke? whats different about the way you do it?

Fap atleast 8 times each day even though i have a girlfriend

>>579246645
im not being that aggressive, just passively giving him chances to get a good look ya know

>>579240153
>if i dont want to clean dishes i put them in the freezer until i feel like cleaning them
lazy ass nigga

>>579245537
Wat.

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I know pretty much everyone dreams about something and then a few days later the thing from the dream happens
HOWEVER
My "deja vu dreams" always end with something flying at me and killing me.
So everytime something starts to happen that was in a dream I instantly enter panic mode thinking I'm about to die and start acting like a ninja dodging random shit as I try to break the flow of the dream BUT THEN I realize me dodging like a ninja was in the dream too SO THEN I just stop to break the deja vu HOLD UP when I stopped dancing around is when something hit me.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
still alive. everytime.

I use baby wipes instead of toilet paper to wipe my ass
please tell me I'm not the only one who does this

Use my indicator when changing lanes.

I can make my right eardrum pop by moving my tongue muscles a certain way with no effort

>>579240153
> look at myself in the way I think others see me
Step 1 - 0 - 1 in social decency.
If you critic yourself, it means you're proud on who you are.

>>579240153
I make my self sneeze too. feels good man

>>579247618
You are a dying breed. What's the point since when you do, others speed up to ride right next to you?

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>>579242382
I love how no one has pointed out your bean habit. That's the weirdest shit I've read in a while.

>>579245293
It is not. I can make it too, I also suspect it's the eardrums. I think I can make them "twitch".

>grow a beard for a few weeks a couple times per year, give up because of itch
>browse wikis of games and tv shows i like for no real reason
>put films on usb, and then never watch them

sometimes when the paper tissues are too far away i just grab an empty glass or a plate and cum on it...
also often when i fap i reuse the paper tissue and keep it on the bedroom table for a week or two, until it turns all yellow/orange, then i throw it away but sometimes if i have guests, i only hide it under the bed

>>579247492
I use them too.

>>579242590
what do others do to check if theyre done? smell it?

>>579246868

I only inhale a little way down, most of the smoke doesn't go in my lungs. (deep down i know it's bullshit)

>i dont seed my torrents

>never had a best friend in my while life
>every friend/sibling is closer to someone else
>suffer from isolation but have no predisposition to any kind of mental illness

Yesterday I decided to force myself to create a split personality and talk to myself so I can be my own best friend. Its pretty hard to create one when you have no mental defects. But I think I can do this.

i pinch the hair out my asshole when i take a shit sometimes

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>>579247492
>baby wipes
MAH MOTHAFUCKING NIGGA!!

Yes. It fucking disgusts me when I know someone has just taken a shit and only used toilet paper.

I feel like people have become accustomed to shit smell, like you do with farm animals. Because I can definitely smell when someone has just had a shit, especially during summer.

Whats your method?
I go
> TP till i can't see anything anymore
> Baby wipes, 2-3 times
> One more wipe with TP (to dry off mainly)

Fuck you TP only people.

>>579248778

Shampoo and condition your beard, it takes the itch away.
The itch happens cause the skin under the beard gets irritated from dead skin cells.

>>579249329
>no predisposition to any kind of mental illness
>force myself to create a split personality and talk to myself so I can be my own best friend

choose one

>>579247946
i know exactly what you're talking about. i can do it too!

>>579249639
That's the point. Perhaps you don't understand the definition of a predisposition to a mental illness?

>>579248778
>grow a beard for a few weeks a couple times per year, give up because of itch
>put films on usb, and then never watch them

People even comment on me "getting" a beard and how it suits me.
i'm just lazy and it happens to look good

I have long heartfelt talks with my dakimakura.

>>579249098
I know where you're going at with that idea, had it too but i realized its bullshit in terms of cancer evasion.
I do believe its good to prevent the deeper parts of your lungs from clogging with all that tar!

>>579249962
>dakimakura

I sleep 20x better with one. I however opted for a simple plaid pattern.

Blew my friends' minds because they though you can only get them with anime girls.

>i'm really scared of not falling asleep one night
>i touch everything a lot
>sometimes i switch on & off the lightbulb like 8 times

>>579249329
Been there, done that. Honestly you're better off making internet friends. Go on websites that have group chats like Twitch or something

I shove balls of toilet paper up my ass and shit them out cuz it feels hot. i cum in my boxer shorts and leave it all day i never wipe it up

>Go to the fridge when I'm hungry multiple times in an hour and just look at it hoping to see something that I missed.
>lick my fingers while i'm fapping because I love the way I taste.
>hate wearing socks, run around barefoot and in flipflops when i can.
>force snuggle my dog until she gently bites my arm and leaves me.
>angrily sharpen pencils after the third tip breaks off
>do the dishes and clean the house before I get on my computer
>clip my room mates nails so that the'll grow hang nails because I hate him.

>>579250415
They're just another miracle of science, aren't they, anon?

>>579245389
That ego one describes me perfectly. Roughly a 7/10 though I wouldn't complain

>>579250423
Honestly I don't know what it is. I can't keep friends. I'm really nice and friendly and no one I know dissent like me. And I'm not super socially awkward either.

I just can't keep friends. We slowly lose touch over a year or 2. I've never been close enough to someone to be like "hey come over and chill" or just randomly shoe up and hang out.

I've even had girlfriends but I still can't connect deeply to them even though that say they love me.

The ear rumbles are your tensor tympani muscle or something like that.

>>579244863
AHHHAAHAHAHAHHA that's fucking rich m8

> After taking a shit and wiping, put some toilet paper between my ass that away no sweating or smell like ass.

> no Fap November

> Use a trimmer to cut pubes

> Wet my hair cause it feels fucking good.

> Ketchup, mustard, bread and cereal in the fridge

> I want white friends :/

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>>579250838
>clip my room mates nails so that the'll grow hang nails because I hate him.

you clip your room mates nails?

when im in the shower i 'create a ''bowl'' with my hands up against my stomach, and release it when its filled with water

Sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and after some point i forget what it is like to be a human and realise how strange it is to be alive like WHAT THE FUCK I AM JUST A BRAIN HOW THE FUCK WORKS THIS SHIT and end up having a huge panic attack

>>579252138
In exchange for him cleaning the kitchen n' the living room. Yeah, why not.

>>579252519

You sound fun

>I talk to myself in the mirror as if im dead and watching a movie of my life
> I talk to myself as if the rational and irrational sides of me are arguing

Use my turn signal

>>579253090
underrated

>>579252519
I do this too! hahah!
I have 36e's. I can create a lake and rain down hot shower water on the tiny micro people at my feet.

Don't judge me.

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>>579249329
Like a tulpa? Tht would be cool. Unless it ends up like that one creepy pasta. Then nope

>>579245241
then you've second hand touched my dick

>>579253748
>I have 36e's.


show us.

>I only own one plate, bowl, cup, and set of silverware
>I only ever use the first stall in public bathrooms for shitting, no real reason why
>I only eat at certain times, so if I miss a time I don't eat

>>579253748
fat cunt

>>579253748
are you me?

>Speak loud when I'm alone, imaginating dialogues and fiction scenes and telling them to myself, acting as I'm one of the characters, or one characters at a time
>Often force my Adam's apple back into my neck because I feel like it's causing me a goitre
>Save tons of pictures from 4chan and hardly ever look at them again

When in the comfort of my own home (not in public), I take my shirt off to shit.

>Keep a fairly consistent journal of feelings/life events.
>listen and enjoy to almost any music, i mean literally anything. gypsy punk, pop, heavy metal, harsh noise, john mayer.
sometimes don't greentext
>assume any ache and pain is going to kill me
>fap to wincest but find no family members attractive
>start masturbating sitting down, end standing on my tip-toes, shoot off into the toilet.
>check out toilet paper after each wipe
>second guess myself about wierdest shit. wonder if my girlfriend is really my girfriend, or if i'm an insane person who has made up all of my life events.

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>>579254131
Ok.
>>579254239
I have a plump cunt, tyvm.
>>579254354
I'm me.

>take my shirt off when i start to shit
>tear my shit-coated ass hairs after shit
>smell the shit smell off my fingers from ripping out shit coated ass hairs
>too lazy to flush toilet so i cum on shit
>dont wash hands

>>579248778
Not that abnormal, bro.

>>579240153
>debate the question of if theirs a god several times a month in my head and come up with different answers meaning i switch view almost on a weekly basis

>>579240153
>feel like I need to touch things 8 times, or I might die in my sleep

I do this with random shit, not just going to sleep. Also, my number is 3, not 8.

>try to be incredibly efficient. Like I do things while I'm driving: Pluck nose hairs, unibrow hairs, clip fingernails
>eat fingernails that I've clipped off
>always smell my socks to see how bad they smell that day
>pee sitting down, I'm a guy

>Give my dog a voice and talk for her all the time.

Give her a treat!
>"Thanks mom."
Kiss her face at the dog park in front of her friends
>"Ew mom your gross."
or
>"Mooooommmmmmmm sttttoooopppp."

>>579254997
Michelle?

>>579254883
also, sleep abnormalities
>wake up in middle of the night, not knowing where I am, asking my girlfriend who she is.
>intensely powerful, emotionally moving dreams
>sleep paralysis every three weeks or so
>shaking anxiety attacks as i'm falling asleep.
>shit like that.

>>579255468
o shit is it happening

>>579255468
Erm no. Sorry.

>>579254997
yummmmm. rolls of what used to be big macs

OP, are you so pathetic that you copypasta'd your post? I've read these before.

>scrape dead skin off my lips with the are between the knuckles on my middle finger

>>579255708
Oh yup. You caught me.

>stand up to wipe my ass

>>579242382
>constantly watch myself as though somebody else is

literally all my memories are in the third person because i maintain this mentality.

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> need to poo
>sit on toilet but nothing happens
>start looking at asians with large breasts
>suddenly mud volcano
Any other race with large breasts or asians with small ones just make me want to fap.

>>579250838
isn't the more appropriate term 'schlicking'?

>>579243886
dude gross

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>>579245823
>count the letters in words and sentences (if it ends on a multiple of 5, I win

Holy shit, I do the exact same thing. I also have to count the the blocks that make up numbers on a digital clock. If they add up to 25 then I win.

>when I try to sneak/walk quietly i kind of generate noise through my ears to muffle all the sounds I make so I seem quieter, hard to explain

>>579255973
also
>hold in my shit until I'm occupied with something else so I can enjoy my shit more

Gamble with Bitcoins

coin4you.tk

>>579240153
>> if i dont want to clean dishes i put them in the freezer until i feel like cleaning them
What

>>579244472
I get the ear rumblies every time something is close to my ears or i'm irritable. i know the exact feel

>>579241414
I know these feels anon

>i pee sitting down
>i started doing when i was little cause the teacher told us boys to do it
>i cant control the direction i pee if i stand up anymore
>im a guy

>>579243828
>always feel like I'm walking funny
me too. am I bolegged? do I waddle? I need to know!!

Rewind and listen to the best part of a song over, and over.

>>579256563
see
>>579255363
I too am afraid of pissing in crazy directions. Like sometimes the stream doesn't go straight out, it likes to go off to the side or comes out in a fan-shape (all over the place)

>>579249323
same here takes up too much network

>>579243190
>any time I feel REALLY cozy, like finding a nook in a hotel, or a small town, or whatever it is that makes me feel cozy, I have to take a shit

I'm not the only one?!

>>579256563
>>579256804
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Nah. Just kidding its ok

>take ritalin with the intention to get shit done
>get horny
>end up on omegle
>chat with girls
>suddenly flash my dick
>don't get shit done

>>579255965
fatass

>>579257910
lol
especially early in the morning or late at night. It's just easier to sit and take a load off. Sit and relax a minute

Anyone else shit in the shower?

>>579240153
>> eat salt as a snack
the fuck m8

>scratch my sweaty balls and smell my fingers afterwards

>>579258308
hey sodium is something we need lol I just thinik it's better gotten elsewhere than straight up "eating salt as a snack"

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Sometimes I fart out of my dick, occasionally from my asshole but mostly from my dickhole. I also enjoy shitting on other people's backyards while incognito

I feel like I'm the only person who believes life is absolutely meaningless due to the fact that our lives are so short and filled almost nothing but despair and pain.

We live our lives like a game in beta in which all of our data and experiences will be deleted once it ends, and the game itself was nothing but torture to try and beat but in the end you could never get to the final level.

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>whenever I'm at a certain level of inebriation (I only drink at home, alone), I go to the top floor terrace, sit on the railing so that my feet hang above nothing, and just stare at the silent street
>whenever I'm driving, I try to solve/understand/find ways to mitigate complex problems like traffic jams, security vulnerabilities I've noticed in [insert technology]
>read books on odd subjects like neuropsychology, chaos theory, psychiatry, secret societies, etc.
>talk to animals
>sing out loud whenever I think I'm alone (even when that might not be the case; e.g. on the street at night, for an example)
>whenever something unusual/unexpected happens, I analyze my own reaction to it; e.g. if a grill repeatedly flirts with me, the moment I think she's nice, I start to wonder whether I actually find her interesting, or if I'm being fooled by my ego
>prefer night time over day, because I think it's more honest depiction of life; at night, your physical aloneness corresponds to that of your mental state
Not even edgy or cool.

> when i look at girls, i try to imagine how they look naked, and how their screams would sound if i raped them.
> have a fetish for beating and torturing girls
> has been depressed with suicidal thoughts for 3 years yet never done anything about it (either for better or worse/suicide)
> i try to have a worse music taste than anyone else simply to feel different

>>579245537
Are you Ganon?

>for some reason, I find something funnier if someone else also laughs to it

>>579259085
I feel like it's meaningless to put effort into things in life because I'm gonna die and the people who remember me will die anyway. There's just no point. But not a lot of people seem to realize/want to talk about this.

>>579259396
>prefer night time over day, because I think it's more honest depiction of life; at night, your physical aloneness corresponds to that of your mental state

what a faggot

>>579259973
Yep. It's hard to will yourself to do much when you understand the mortality of our lives.

As you said.... not many people understand it.

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>>579260025
>2014
>still not knowing that despite your hollow friendships and casual relationships, you're actually alone
The feels will hit you hard, when you get there.

> pee in the sink even if toilet is as close as sink
> heil in the mirror
> always sit down at the door of metro/bus, from where i will be the closest to where i go
> touch my balls - smell hands
> fart on hand - smell
> sometimes sleep with dick in my hand
> always check how many time i have until getting up before sleep
> flexing abs and punch myself
>shit and undress shirt when it's serious
> put banana in nutella
> not starting eat until the show/movie/video starts, or before I sit down in fast food

>>579259973
Isn't that playing on the premise that you're living / surviving / functioning to impress others?

You're gonna be living here anyway, so why not enjoy your stay? Making the best of a bad situation... isn't that what life's all about?

>>579252519
I do that too!

>>579259396
Are you me?

>>579260593

> always check how many time i have until getting up before sleep
> heil in the mirror

Jesus christ anon, i guess there's two of us.

>>579260924
Eh... that's only if you're born into a good situation, with good genes... without the desire for things that don't exist.

Sure... the whole point of life is to have fun and 'enjoy' it, but if you're in pain the whole time then how exactly can you enjoy it?

People seem to automatically assume that everyone is born into the same situation, with the same body, and the same desires.

I happened to have a shitty living situation growing up, horrible health all my life, and this world is just as bland as can be in terms of 'fun' factor in the real world.

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>>579261286
I'm curious. Which one(s) could you relate to?

>I get dark visions especially at night of me stabbing my parents multiple times with a kitchen knife as they sleep
>I bite my tongue but not too hard that it bleeds too help relieve stress
>I draw stick men wars when I get bored
>I pick the dirt out of my finger nails and smell it, I've even named it 'cheesy boke hoking'
>I count to 10 when I get angry, helps cool me down
>I sometimes fantasize that I'm the slutty female cat of the neighbour hood and all the male cats take turns on my cat pussy, I masturbate at least once a month to this thought
> I do the 'running technique' with my fingers on my balls when there sweating and itchy and then smell them, the smell is great

>i cover myself in vaseline and cry naked in the dark

>>579260924
Yes. I feel like that's what life should be all about. But it feels like it's all about putting effort into work/school and impressing other people, like you said.
I really wish it wasn't like this, but I guess it's just the way it is.

>Have Sweatrash, but instead of getting medication, i furiously scratch my balls at the end of the day
>Wear no pants when im home
>Ejaculate in the blanket i sleep in
>Stare at people in the bus or tram for no reason
>Eat frozen bread
>Purposely not sleeping and acting as if i have Insomnia, therefore an excuse of not going anywhere and sleep all day
>Pull ingrown hairs out
>Not wear socks in shoes
>Pop pimples before they are ripe with a needle
>Smell hand after furious ball scratch

>>579261653
>I happened to have a shitty living situation growing up, horrible health all my life
You need to be more specific. There's an entire board on 4chan dedicated to self-pitying fucks who had average backgrounds, but still bitch and moan in their late twenties about how life dealt them a shit hand. I hope you're not one of them.

And I don't need your life story in several thousand characters, the cliff notes will do.

>practice danceskills in shower or when i go take a piss
>give myself seductive faces when passing a mirror
>always check ny nosy before leaving and plucking out any seeable boogers
>watch shitty youtube videos and comment out loud how much of a faggot the creator of it is. (Even when theres people around)
>sing a long to music loudly and get paranoid someone hears me. Cant stop though
>wear clothes that are a size too small, shoes too (inb4ingrown toenails)
>when i get sick i always think im gonna die, got the flu a week ago almost called an ambulance and claimed ebola

Thats pretty much it

>>579240153


I know people can read my mind and I've been trying to get a rise out of them for years. Only if I look at them/they look at me.

>when I have a sore on the inside of my mouth I like to put salt directly on it. Also the sting from drinking orange juice feels painful but good somehow.

>>579262049
You don't have to impress anybody if you want to. If someone gives you lip about it, tell them to go fuck themselves. Presuming you're an adult, you can do whatever you want.

On the other hand, don't expect to get stuff for free, that's just unrealistic. Life is full of choices.
>inb4 all work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
It's all a choice. You can work 6-12 months at a bullshit job and spend the next year or two backpacking in Asia. Even there you can teach or work as a bartender to extend your travels. 9-5 is a choice.

>>579262126
Abusive dad in many ways.. disconnecting my electrical sockets, destroying my computers... punching me, throwing me on the ground, kneeling on me, etc.

Headaches which progressed into severe migraines for the past 15 or so years as well as complex partial seizures for who knows how long, losing my hair due to rare autoimmune disorder now. Hypothyroidism... Bipolar.. Anxiety, blah blah.

>>579262704
I really want to just not give a fuck. I really do. I just don't understand why other people expect you to give a fuck, you know?
I don't want to disappoint the people I care about.

>think I'm the only person who could actually see anything.
>think I'm the only one alive
>think life is a test
>think I have super powers
>think I am more supreme than others
>think about this 24/7

>>579249545
I actually wash my ass with water and soap after taking a shit.
Fuck these people that only wipe, srsly

>>579244472
I can make that "rumbling" anytime, don't know how. The longer I hold it the harder it is to carry on, my neck and jaw slowly tense up before I can't carry on

>>579263446

How? Do you have a dedicated ass towel in your bathroom for when this is done?

i enjoy my own farts but i dislike other peoples farts

>>579254997
I'd let you have the honor of sucking my cock

>Browse internet half naked "just in case"
>Stay a week without brushing my teeth, then a week brushing 3 or 4 times a day, then no brush and so on
>Like to pour hot wax over my chest while fapping
>Always lick the lid of foodstuffs
>Grow my right hand nails and then cut them lick guitar picks to have better sound while playing guitar

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>Trim toenails with scissors then eat the pieces I've cut off.
>Freeball all the time around the house regardless of company but always wear underpants when I go outside.
>Never use hand towels to dry my hands. I just shake them off and leave them damp.

>>579240153
>go on phases for weeks at a time of either binge drinking and eating pizza, or working out every day and eating healthy as fuck
i binge for weekends and holidays and health-binge for week days.
>pluck chin hairs
i do this when my beard gets long. had to shave cuz it started getting ragged. probably stress-related.
> if i watch a tv show or movie and like it a lot, i adopt the personality of the main character for anywhere from a few days to a few weeks
holy shit i know this one. i try to be like the character but usually crumble halfway throughout the next day.
otherwise it sounds like you got ocd op.

>I spend time outside when my family's asleep in my bare chest drinking beer, if i can, mostly when the moon's bright and it's just the right amount of cold.

>eat one or two meals a day, tops
>unable to eat in the mornings, makes me feel ill
>keep my light off until it gets dark because it hurts my eyes too much having it on
>carry military level earplugs with me pretty much everywhere I go (hyperacusis)

>>579263208
>Abusive dad in many ways.. disconnecting my electrical sockets, destroying my computers... punching me, throwing me on the ground, kneeling on me, etc.
That's just dad shit. Every other kid goes through that. My father was a drunk with severe NPD. He wasn't as much as a person as a shell of a man with a demon inside.

>Headaches which progressed into severe migraines for the past 15 or so years as well as complex partial seizures for who knows how long, losing my hair due to rare autoimmune disorder now. Hypothyroidism... Bipolar.. Anxiety, blah blah.
That's actually tough shit. I guess one has to find the positive things in life, no matter how small. My mother, who is blind in one eye, can't basically leave the house on her own, is in chronic pain due to acute rheumatism, has basically no non-artificial joints in her limbs, etc, finds joy in simple things like music, poetry, documentaries, and coffee and chocolate. Oh, yeah, she's been abused, raped, beaten, all her early life prior to the rheumatism and partial blindness. I'm not saying I have the authority to say she's got it worse than you, but she probably does. This is not a pissing contest, but it's about perspective.

We all have our troubles, and while some are less troubled than others, none of us have a reason to give up.

>>579263618
Bath tub.
Sit on the rail and wash your ass with the hand.
And dont come with it being gross. After you exterminated the shit with the water blast the good ol' soap does the trick.

>sometimes I put the water on full power and direct it towards my anus.
>The warmth makes my anus relax and sometimes I shit a little bit into the bath tub

>>579244472
I always get the rumbling sound when i'm sad/mad too. I've asked people about it but they look at me like they have no idea what i'm talking about.

>>579244954
>LoL
What a faggot

>>579264689

Fuck my shitty tubless shower. ive wanted to do this after poops but getting water from sink to butthole seems too messy and difficult. may need to invest in baby wipes.

also, i hope you take a wipe or two before you move to the wash method because i seem to have a chunk of shit hanging out my butthole a lot of the time.

>>579240153
>> have a shit ton of steam games but always end up playing online flash games


Holy fuck, are you me?

I always used to prefer going to Newgrounds for an hour than playing anythting on console.

Too bad that shit is mostly dead now.

>>579263281
>I really want to just not give a fuck. I really do.
Well, then you have to figure out what you want in life. Before you can be okay with others not being okay with how you're living, you need to be okay with it yourself.

>I just don't understand why other people expect you to give a fuck, you know?
Because they expect you to share their world view. This is how most people live.

>I don't want to disappoint the people I care about.
To become your own man, you must leave the shadows of those who raised you. Sins of the father... you know? Evaluate whether your life goals and ideas are compatible with theirs. If not, it is your duty to reject them.

> I've been depressed ever since I was 12
> have been going to a private psychiatrist for 5y
> I think I'm better than most at everything
> I can look at someone and know what kinda person they are
> I have PTSD and I dropped out of highschool
> I read a bunch of books to compensate for dropping out
> I want to kill myself but can't because of family
> I feel like I have to look perfect before I go outside
> I don't fear death
> almost got killed 2 times before i turned 15
> I hate most people but I'm still polite
> I Grind my teeth real hard and I bite myself even harder in the mouth when I sleep

>>579264515
Yea... it's not about who has it worse or not, sounds like she's had it really bad... sorry.

Unfortunately whether you "give up" or not doesn't matter because in the end we just die and that's it.

I want my life and experiences to mean something... I want to accumulate knowledge and experience forever.

THAT is why I have the hardest time convincing myself to stay alive... I feel like there is no reason to bear with the pain of life if you're just going to lose everything at one point.

>>579240153
> pluck chin hairs
> make myself sneeze with random objects

I do those.

Also

>piss in the sink
>count steps in stairs involuntarily
>save empty snus boxes to dump my cum in when I fap

>>579265098
Of course I wipe dry first.
Still gets a little disgusting if you have wet shit and it sticks to your ass hair, but o well whatcha gonna do, your shit after all.

>I cant eat without having washed my hands first
>refuse to have sex before having washed atleast my ass
>fap on stomach and leave it there

yep. thats pretty fucked up if I think about it

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I consistently act as if I'm being observed by at least one entity. No paranoia or anything, and I know I'm not *really* being observed, but acting like I am makes it extremely easy to stick to the moral high-ground. It's like a fear of God, without all the pointless religious dogma.

>>579240153
OP I with you on the 8 times thing. Expecially when turning off faucets. I have to hold the faucet handled off for 8 seconds or I think they'll flood and ruin my apartment when I'm sleeping. At least when I was injured. Once I started working out again that habit just disappeared. Fucking odd

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>If people (anyone) have their toilet paper with the paper hanging down towards the wall, i turn it the RIGHT way.

>I freak myself out in the bathroom when brushing my teeth by imagining some creepy shit will appear in the mirror when i look up after spitting.

>I bite my toenails (or rip them off) and chew it to bits before spitting it out somewhere.

>>579265502
> I want to kill myself but can't because of family
> I feel like I have to look perfect before I go outside

idk why man i just feel like when couples or something passing by me they just think how pathetic i am and shit. thing is im not bad looking,but yeah idk. maybe weed made me think like this
> I hate most people but I'm still polite
this one also

>>579242382
I do all of these besides the bean thing

>>579265742
Also, in periods extended periods of isolation, I talk to all my gadgets (phone, keyboard, computer, TV remote, etc.) and reprimand them when they're being shitty or otherwise doing something they shouldn't.
Which is quite often.

>scream really loud for no reason when no one is home

>>579242382
>put beans up my nose, forget about it and blow out bean sized bugger

u actually wot

>>579265537
>Unfortunately whether you "give up" or not doesn't matter because in the end we just die and that's it.
That's a reality for all of us.
>I want my life and experiences to mean something... I want to accumulate knowledge and experience forever.
And there's your problem right there. You're trying to cling to permanence. But that's not how life works.

>I feel like there is no reason to bear with the pain of life if you're just going to lose everything at one point.
If you no longer exist, did you actually lose anything?

>>579265580

I end up picking dingleberries out when i shower so might as well get it done and not walk around with them all day.

i do those other 3 things too.

>>579242590
Doesn't everyone do this?

>>579266703
Nice

>When lying in bed I pull hair out my ass and throw them into the bin
>Doesnt even smell like shit because of ridiculous Asshygiene
>Doesnt even hurt
>some hairs look somewhat bleached i just noticed

>>579240153
this is pasta

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>>579266624
>If you no longer exist, did you actually lose anything?
>mfw

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>be jacking off
>rub index finger between ballsack and asshole
>smell it
>get off
>dont wash hands
>go around touching people

>>579266624
>That's a reality for all of us.
Oh, I know.

>And there's your problem right there. You're trying to cling to permanence. But that's not how life works.
I know, which is why I think life is meaningless.. I wish it were different in some way.

>If you no longer exist, did you actually lose anything?
At my point of death I'll no longer be aware of anything so in that sense, no.
But I'm aware now so I can comprehend the loss before it takes place.

Whenever I see a sequence of numbers, such as the time, I add all the numbers together and add three. I then subtract the three again. I don't know why, but if can't stop doing it. It serves no purpose

>>579249323
why the fuck would anyone ever do it?

to feel good about themselves?

>>579245241
brother unite

>>579267472
>private torrent site
>NEED to seed or kicked off

>>579245823
thought I was the only one who played weird counting games in their head. Nice.

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>be 26
>afraid to go to dentist

>mfw when I havent been in 8 years and will never go

I look around to see the best spot to snipe myself from. I have to chew gum or else I get a headache. I hate it when people call me endearing terms like "Baby" or "Dear". I sleep with my mosin in my bed. I kill birds for no reason other than practice.

>>579267284
>But I'm aware now so I can comprehend the loss before it takes place.
Yeah, but that's like saying you're depressed by the fact that someone might exhume your body 20 years after you're dead and make a halloween decoration out of it.
>things that do not matter/bear no relevance to your life
I would be more stuck on the idea that I'll be gone the moment I die.

I'm going to bed, I have to go to work in 7½ hours.

I lay toilet paper on the seat, then when I'm done (tp+baby wipe), I grab two pieces of toilet paper, one that I use to cover my hand when pushing the flusher thing, and then a I quickly drop that paper in the toilet and use the other one to open the lock and handle of the door and quickly chuck that one in and pretty much everytime I get them all to flush and I don't touch anything, then I go to the bathroom and soap wash my hands and dry them using someone elses towel then go to my room and use purell instant hand sanitiser and then I apply some moisturiser

aside from this I'm a complete filthy slob who doesn't shower for days on end/never washes sheets etc, it's just I think I will get very sick from all the germs in the toilet and bathroom specifically. Like sometimes I eat raw eggs and shit but if it's to do with the bathroom it has to be sterile, also I can never go in with bare feet only socks, and if my socks have holes I just wear a slipper over that foot

>lift shirt up to above nipples, arms stretched out and chest pointed forward every time I pee

I can't be the only one?

> must step on shit evenly

walking on sidewalk, step on crack with one foot, must find same size crack and step with other foot in the same part as first foot.

also step evenly in squares and shit.

>>579268176
also I sit at the back of the bus not to be cool but because I feel someone could easily stab me in the back of the neck/I'm vulnerable if I don't. Also I carry a knife everywhere

>>579240531
I do it too, it is comfy and like >>579245839 said, it is easier to shit

i pick my nose when nobody is looking, you mightve shaken my hand once

> when i was younger i always spit in the room of my sister and told her it was cum
> she didnt know what it looked like

>>579263386
At least I'm not the only one.
>Don't really have my own personality confused as to what I'm actually supposed to be like

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>>579240153
wipe my arse standing up?

>>579263386
At least I'm not the only one.
>Don't really have my own personality confused as to what I'm actually supposed to be like

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DlcchtNzJ4

i post recordings of myself on the world wide web and masturbate to the criticism or praise

i an tickling my fiveskins in anticipation right now

>>579266435
This

>associate people with colors
>literally never sleep, just 'tune out' of everything, happens at work too.
>when 'tuned out', I'm still conscious, just feel out of body
>have reoccurring nightmares, never really talk about them
>go out drinking a lot alone, just to talk to all the other people out drinking alone
>when with friends, I have to be at the back, to make sure nothing hurts them
>Spent most of my childhood in hospital, feel despair whenever in one now

help /b/

>>579245537
lol

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>>579270064

>literally never sleep
>have reoccurring nightmares

>when with friends, I have to be at the back, to make sure nothing hurts them

> be me, age 7
> bored at recess, only a couple friends
> invent microscopic people called "whos" and "lice" who are at war with each other
> playground turns into country they are fighting over
> school is giant super-fortress, miles tall and long and wide, with millions of lice
> pretend twigs are battlecruisers, like starships except in the air
> use other things like 3 hole punch bits as fighters, bits of eraser as tanks, etc
> rocks and trees are cities
> many epic battles at recess
> have characters, peter and emily green, who are the heroes of the story
> legendary pilots and fighters
> recurring villain, timeless, flies an hourglass-shaped biplane-jet thing
> finally in 5th grade, whos destroy the superfortress, and flee
> in middle school i do it again
> peter and emily have children, orion and cassiopeia
> when i leave middle school, they destroy the second superfortress
> timeless kills peter and emily in the escape as i walk out to the buses on the last day
> but their children live on
> after eighth grade i am homeschooled, story is entirely in my head now, no more twigs
> whos come to city of sarengarth, a tree outside my house
> every winter i imagine the first snow as thousands of louse ships descending on sarengarth
> every spring, the whos finally repel the louse attack, and attack surrounding louse fortresses
> vacations become epic quests by orion to discover ancient secrets that started the war
> many more characters die
> cassiopeia is eventually killed by timeless
> sarengarth finally falls after six years because the lice are just too strong
> orion finally recruits massive nation of underground whos to rise and turn the tide again
> have written 270,000 words in a fragmented manuscript
> tons of lore and backstory i retconned in later
> have had this story for over thirteen years now, this isn't even all of it.
> still do it to this day, maybe i always will
> only real thing i have left from my childhood

>>579270398
not really scared of being attacked or anything, stuff in dreams is just weird/ panic inducing.

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>>579270594

> invent lice

>>579244462
lucky you. I've had that like 3 or 4 times with very specific scenarios

>Think i discovered the meaning behind 'just' by radiohead but I'm kind of afraid of telling people my theory because I think that even though it is just a theory somebody might believe it

>take always the long way home because I just want to walk, especially at night, always try to refuse rides offered from my friends, always succeed to make the thing awkward
>always rip off paper things in million pieces
>clean ears with cotton sticks when I'm hardly studying because it tickles in a very pleasant way
>tap fingers so hard they hurt

>>579270594
Can you post some pics

>>579244875
This. Paper towels are a fucking life saver.

>>579271596

pics of what?

>>579271378
Spit it out

>>579271758
>have written 270,000 words in a fragmented manuscript

>>579240153
this is pasta at this point

>Focus on getting an erection at random times throughout the day just to see if I can
>As soon as a fart, I turn around, plant my face into the seat, and take a long sniff of the glorious odor
>Air guitar in the shower for the entirety of 10+ minute songs, and then resume showering
>Make an audible comment on my fart when I'm alone
>Keep all my feelings completely suppressed irl and then go on omegle and blahtherapy to vent about my problems
>on these convos about my problems, occasionally lie and make my life a lot more awesome than it is, and then realize that conversation didn't help at all because my side was 95% bullshit
>Develop online friendships over skype and kik and lie about my life being way better than it is. For example, been telling my online friend that I'm dating this girl I have a huge crush on for months, he still doesn't know it's all bullshit and legit thinks we've had sex and all that

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>>579271993

link to my dropbox, hope it still works: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/s4brxycgtvrjf8l/AACBc1u5GTfurKIk7LinsixWa/Story%20of%20the%20Whos?dl=0

>>579246645
I am a very 'passive' gay in that sense. I respect the fact that not every guy has someone desire to at least experiment but there is a logic to that kind of gay guy. The thing is, every heterosexual thinks that is where everyone starts off and besides vanilla sex, every thing after is just a sort of taboo that varies in its degrees, including homosexuality.

With most taboos, at first you feel nervous but then it turns to stimulation and thus creates homophobia which is very different to a person who just plain and simply hates gays. The nerves you feel is associated with that of what you experience when you first watch a hidden cam, rough, milf, etc,. So the straight guy wonders " of fuck i might actually be into this so I better fight it".

That's how aggressive gay guys get confused straight ones. You just have to be confident in what you like and understand why you like it so you don't lose yourself to the taboo.

>>579272407
Thanks bro ill be downloading if you don't mind of course