smoke weed instead

become an alchemist

Get laid, son.

Fuck heroin. Go get meth!

>>579171758
He gets 500 dollars worth of pennies and shoves them down his own ass, one by one

Gets hit by a bus and dies.

>>579171961
METH

He decides to start smoking meth instead, because heroin is for fucking pussies.

>>579171961
winrar

buy a coffee table jeff, rest those spindle legs

Become an Alchemist
Make a YLYL thread on 4chan
Burn bitches with acid
Get facial reconstruction surgery and disguise yourself as a bear

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>>579171961
>>579172071

>>579171758
kill yourself

>>579171961
Come on op

>>579171961
>>579172071
Two meth winners , kek

>>579171758
update the bread op

Did op abandon us or is he Jeff and going to get meth

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>>579171961
You go to one of the local drug dealers and ask for meth in return the nigger asks for 200 dollars

3 for next action

>>579172538
Purchase and smoke

>>579171758
>buy rice and beans fora month
>tryn get jobs for two
>dont waste money
>dont go out to eat

keep trying until success.

>>579172579
Re roll

>>579172538
kill yourself mayne

Sell the meth to the dealer for 300$ worth of cocaine

>>579172685
Again

>>579172747
rell

>>579172786
Fuck buy the meth smoke it and stay up three days in a row sucking off guys to get enough for more meth

>>579172538
slit niggers throat, take his wallet and meth and run back home. post ad on craigslist to sell for double the price

>>579172538
Beat nigga take drugs and money,but dont do the drugs

suck dick for more meth

>>579172538
Offer to suck dick instead of paying $200

>>579172896
Reroll

>>579172947
>>579172942
Suck dick for meth

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>>579172909
lol Coon is in my Id

>>579172538
jeff is stab unsuspecting nigger and pee on him

then jeff smokes the meth and realizes he is capable of fly

Fuck the bench he was sitting on.

>>579172881
Reroll X2

>>579173053
sucking dick it is drawing it up

>>579173053
ooooooooooooooooooo Dis

>>579173053
Woo! Dick sucking!

>>579172538
buy a gun from him instead and shoot him with it

kills drug dealer and fucks his body while peaking on the meth you stole from him. take dealer's turf.

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>>579173065

>>579173083
Winrar op delisio plz

skullfuck the nigger and steal all of his drugs

>>579173053
YES.

How long foes it take to ms paint stick figures?

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>>579173053
You make a deal with the nigger and suck his dick, he busts his load in your throat and you shallow like a whore you are he gives you a small bag of meth, and you head home.

0 for next action

>>579173489
Apparently a long goddamn time. Probably fapping to his own drawing of a heroin addict sucking nigger dick.

>>579173559
Bite dick off and use as meth pipe on way home

Jerk off into bag of meth

>>579173559
Rape the priest at the nearest church on the way back. Fuck him with a crucifix.

>>579173559
Smoke it then while high spend three days sucking dick for more money

>>579173559
smoke it bro. Invite over all the neighbors and put an event notice on facebook for a meth party.

Shove method up ass, head to cop shop

>>579173694
Actually this

Smoke it and jerk off to loli

rape several old ladies while peaking on meth. take one's tampon as a trophy

>>579173559
Toss away the hard gained meth and go suck more cock for sum heroin

>>579173559
Turn self into police. Give themthe meth

>>579173771
So close, rerollan

invite dealer to smoke with you so you can get some more of his tasty cock

smoke the meth and then attempt to suck dick for more.

go back and skullfuck the nigger, take the rest of his drugs

Try to sell meth to police officer while jacking off congrats free food and bef

fucks a dog in the ass.

Stop by savan elavan for some cheetos and dick

>>579173841
Rerollin

Download a torrent of down syndrome nigger nugget shemale scat porn

Smoke it and spend $300 on a budget PC rig.

>>579173926
rolling for this. except smoke meth first.

kill the nigger, run his turf.

sell meth for $500

>>579173559
throw away the meth and go back for more

Rape a todler while mom is pushing the cart then throw meth in her face

>>579173559
Do meth and dance for money

>>579173559
Jeff decides to sell all the meth he has to rich suburban kids. He makes a profit of 400 dollars.

smoke all the meth then come back and kill the nigger.

>>579174018
Rolling for this again as well. Plus the meth smoking.

Trade meth for gun then rob a bank

>>579174018
This while screaming "I LOVE AQUA!"

>>579174071
Rolling for this

regurgitate the black mans cum when at home and use his DNA to frame him for a rape that your step father committed and then hide yourself by having 2 legged sack races on consecutive Sunday's until a champion is crowned.

>make a to do list
>smoke method
>????
>profit

Study Elliot Rodgers life story then try to beat Cho's high score.

>>579174169
Rolling again.

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Asks rick from pawn stars for anal

Jeff sells all his meth to rich suburban k8ds and makes a good amount of profit.

>>579173926
This and handout resumes to get a job while dog fucking

>>579174270
Finally

>>579174270
winrar. and he starts off by smoking the meth.

>>579174270
Winner?

give away free meth samples at your local walmart

Jeff should also get some pcp

>>579174270
Meth*
Autocorrect fucking sucks.

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>>579174270
You make a to co list for some reason, and then smoke your meth. Now you are high as fuck.

7 for next action

>>579174270
What does this mean?

>>579174694
Go rob a bank

>>579174694
Now play poker with remaining money

>>579174694
You fuck a dog and do the dinosaur walk

>>579174694
fuck your neighbors dog. and smoking meth doesnt give you red eyes.

>>579174694
Attempt to complete items on list while not scratching your face off

shitpost on b and keke at the zaniness

>>579174694
Go buy heroine

>>579174759
Rob a bank then bet it all in poker

>>579174694
Call Jenny to come over

>>579174694
kill a nigger

>>579174889
Reroll

Rolling for pawn stars anal again!

>>579174871
>>579174862
lal

Buy a suit

>>579174987
.rar

>>579174987
winrar

>>579174987
winrar

>>579174993
Kill rick fuck him in the ass then steal all of his shit and pawn it somewhere else

>>579174694
>meet girl of dreams
>decide to quit meth
>life without drugs is suck
>kill self with battletoads CD

>>579175000
Nice trips an

>>579174987
shit winrar

>>579172538
offer in $500 instead

>>579174987
Reroll that meth or the todo list Jeff! Terrible suggestion but whatever!

>>579171758
hey jeff...I wasnin sam boat as u. started with vicodin..went to roxys then jumoed to h. needed to kick but the pain man....the pain....went to a "done clinic n they really helped me. Currently reducing my methadone and have been clean of opiods for over 6 months. lifebis truly better on this side. another 6 mos and ill be off of methadone. you can do it!!! its not easy but it is worth it!!

>>579175354
fag

>>579175394
lel
spot the guy who didn't read the thread.

>>579175446
wut

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>>579174987
The first thing on you to do list was to cook dinner, you attempt to cook leftovers you had yesterday. You totally forget about it and your oven catches fire.

5 for next action

>>579175519
fuck neighbors dog in his front yard

Throw oven into neighbors house

>>579175519
Put fire out with cum

>>579175394
You're either lying and high, Asian and illiterate, or Autistic.

Sucks to be you.

>>579175394
>methadone
>clean and sober
choose one anon

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>>579175116
Get gang banged by pawn stars
rollin 5!!!!!

>>579175572
reroll. ignore fire.

>>579175519
throw all clothes on fire

>>579175519
Use burning oven to mug an old lady

>>579175519
shitpost on 4chan while scratching your face off

>>579175519
Go to nearest middle school and show the little kids your dick

>>579175519
>put penis in fire
>pubes catch on a blaze
>dick burns off you are now genderless

>>579175519
Put dick in fire

>>579175519
You put your dick in the oven while licked by the neighbours dog

>>579175519
Toast marshmallows

>>579175685
winrar

>>579175519
jeff is kill

>>579175519
Throw all your cash in the fire. Since you know, your high on drugs and shit.

>>579175454
its a long fuckin thread...I aint got all night...theres drigs to do

>>579175785
jup winrarception

>>579175785
Also winrar

>>579175519
go to the nearest elementary school and sneak into the girls bathroom, hide in a stall

>>579175519
Clearly the nigger fucked Jeff over. If that was real meth, Jeff's eyes would have stayed white, and the to do list would have been done faster then Jeff could write it. Jeff can't even cook.
>rolling for sex with neighbors dog

Damnit! a minute late wtff!!! We could have seen jeff fucked by the pawn stars

>>579175993
They wont fuck Jef cause they are too busy fucking everyone else in the ass with their shit prices.

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>>579175685
You go outside and see the fat brown ass also known as your neighbors dog. You go and start fucking his asshole while the fire spreads inside you house.

9 for next action

>>579176118
topkek

>>579176197
Eat your money.

>>579176197
cum in the dog and then carry it inside and put it in the fire.

>>579176197
Now apply at an animal shelter with dog attached to dick

>>579176197
Throw dog aside, go to nearest middle school and show the little kids your dick

>>579176197
Pawn stars gang bang!!!!!

They se me rollin

After cumming throw dog in the fire

>>579176197
Open the door

>>579176279
Win

>>579176197
put out fire with poop

>>579176197
jeff decides to go to the nearest bank immediately and take out a large loan

>>579176279
winrar

>>579176279
rapid winrar. kek.

>>579176279
Yes!

>>579176197
Finish in dog and use its body to smother the fire

Rub your face with a cactus.

>>579176279
Oh come on m8

>>579176197
Buy and Xbox one with all of the remaining money.
>Put Xbox one on roof while it rains

SUCK MAD DICK

>>579176408
Will do the pawn stars next hold your horses

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Rollin for pawn stars gang bang!
Rolly polly

>>579176550 if next Winrar this

I feel bad for OP. This is a bit of work with the rapid winrars

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>>579176279
You attempt to apply for an animal shelter position with the dog on your dick. The girl behind the counter freaks out and calls the cops.

4 for next action

>>579176807
Not really because more time to draw

>>579176876
Fuck as many animals as you can before the cops come.

Ok only rick fucks jeff
rollin

>>579176876
pray to Ogrelord Shrek for protection.

>>579176876
Hide the money in the dog and eat the dog to hide the evidence from the cops.

>>579176974
well shit

>>579176876
Go get banged by the pawn stars and bring the dog and run verry fast to get out

>>579176876
you run and rob the girls car and crash it into a school and start running

>>579176876
offer her meth in exchange for the job.

>>579176876
Free all the dogs at the shelter

>>579176876
You rape the girl behind the counter with the dog still attached on your dick. prepare for swat team

>>579176974
Haha winrer

>>579176974
winrar

>>579176876
Light dog on fire

>>579176876
Run and hide in a stall in the girls bathroom at the nearest middle school

>>579176974
top kek

>>579176876
pull M16 out of asshole and equip the dog ass the suppressor.
Shoot the clerk, and any cops that come.
Extra magazines are found in the asses of other people.

>>579177018
Welcome to /b/, bitch

Not even a minute after posting we got a winrar

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>>579176974
Oh dear

>>579177135
I think Jeff is prison bitch now

>>579177135
Also 1/10 chance no shit it's fast

>>579174694
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody do the dinosaur

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>>579176974
You have a big ol orgy with the animals in the back, and here sirens in coming from outside. They tell you to come out with your hands up.

8 for action

>>579177592
commit suicide by cop by pretending a cat is a gun

>>579177592
Run to fuck the pawn stars

Offer the cops some meth to get free.

>>579177592
Open the door

You pray to Ogrelord Shrek for protection

>>579177592
Cum outside the door with your hands in the air after stashing the money in a baboon on isle 3.

>>579177592
Throw all the animals as cum-grenades, and run into one of the animal cages.

>>579177592
takes girl as hostage and steals her car and drive to state line

Surrender, then have pawn stars bail you out in return for sex

>>579177592
Suicide by cop

>>579177592
gouge out one of your eyes, run out theback, if you see a cop throw the eye at them..

>>579177649
Reroll

>>579177646
reroll

>>579177125
>>579177592
reroll

>>579177676
Reroll

>>579177592
do the safety dance still fucking the dog while getting a rimjob by a snake giving head to a turtle

SUCK MAD COP DICK

reroll

pray to shrek for protection

>>579177748
Winrar

Wins the lotto

>>579177798
fucking winrar

>>579177748
Yay!

FINNALY>>579177748

Captcha boasts

>>579177748
winner

Final some pawn star sex
>thank you based pawn star pantheon

>>579177798
Winrar

>>579177748

Chumlee is gonna git sum fuk

Murder the bitch, wear her face as a disguise.

>>579177890
No problem m8.

>>579177748
winrar

>>579177592
Try to convince da police that the girl who called gave u the meth and is forcing you to fuck every single living thing in sight, then try and fuck the polis

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>>579177974
My fucking sides!

Why is pawn stars a history channel show anyway?

Jeff must write on the whiteboard 100 times: "Kicking an addiction will not guarantee success at anything else, don't be so fucking stupid."

>>579178152
The same way Honey Boo Boo was a Learning Channel show.

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>>579177748
You surrender to the cops and call pawn stars for a bail, they say they will ask a buddy who knows alot about guys on meth fucking animals and will call you back. In the mean time you spend a night in jail with some nigger.

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>>579178152
I have absolutely no fucking idea. More importantly why is their new show called "Pawnography"

spend his $500 on dope

>>579178308
Suck niggercock to avoid buttrape

>>579178308
Beat nigger to pulp, drink pulp for insane nigger strength and dick.

>>579178308
ask the nigger for some watermelon, you´re hungry.

>>579178381
damn, that was fast.

>>579178308
fuck the nigger and fuck the correction officer to get out faster

>>579178308
Use your money for a attorney to get you free. In the mean time suck duck like a vaccuum on steroids to work yourself up the prison chain.

>>579178308
suck sum nigger dick for free, insult every member of the aryan brotherhood you see.

Well you wait for the pawn stars you ask the nigger to fuck your anus all night so you can be gaping for pawnstars in the morning.

>>579178308
Ask if the nigger has any pets

>>579178308
Open your boypussy for him.

>>579178381
rerull

Spout racist remarks

Spread ass cheeks and take an unlubed nigger cock in your ass for practice.

rape the nigger

Ask the nigger for financial advice

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>>579178496
winrar

>>579178414
and this.
rolling for this.

>>579178464
reroll

>>579178308 offer KFC when put for carnal favors then fuck the pawn stars