Bill Gates was found passed out drunk and naked in a Taiwanese Whore House

A seriel pedo report on a small town principle.

The Syrian boy "saving a girl" is a russain jewish war golem.

They found a secret document illustrating the usage of strap ons by president obama

>>579039514
That's actually true though

>>579038967
Moot kill hitter

>with time travel

>>579038967
An alien ship is on Comet 67 and is hacking the probe to broadcast a message back to Earth to prepare for the arrival of an ambassador ship and its escort.

Include audio from space such as the rings of saturn or the new clicking noise from the comet itself and a voice in broken English and German(the languages used on the probe).

swallowing semen shortens life

I lost the game.

>>579039514
lol I know that reference.

Panzer 88?

Moot doesn't give a fuck about SJW and what people tink and will start allowing 4chan to do and post whatever they want

Moot shuttin down 4chan on Nov 26th.

>>579039749
Dude, why? Should be the opposite!

>>579039732
One and only re roll come on 69.

New crazy college fad: pouring jello mix in their asses and then "pooping" jello into each other's mouths.

hitler did nothing wrong

4chan endorsing 9gag as their true OC source

Sarah Palin & family accused of skipping out on large bill at Wasilla Denny's

>>579039596
voting

>>579038967
Justin Bieber was caught masturbating to pictures of his preteen self

>>579038967
ebola has begun to mutate into an airborne virus.

Obama has been caught cheating with a girl working at a McDonalds

>>579040560
rerawling

>>579040560
rolling for this

>>579040560
reroll

>>579038967
JP morgan actually flooded the market with scratch-and-dent loans knowing full well that they were dangerous for the people buying them.

>>579040560
rerolling

Bill Gates was caught jerking off in his car to pics of his children.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a pooping fetish

>>579040560
ROLL FUCK

>>579040560
rolling for this

>>579041263
reroll

>>579040560
roll for this since everyone elsse wants it

Snowden died

Roll motherfucker!

>>579041276
rerolling

Reroll

>>579040560
kk once again

>>579041012
re roll

Obama started taking crack

>>579040560
FUCKS SAKE

>>579038967
Jay Z died

>>579039126
but he already has been before

>>579040560
this.

>>579040560
Rolling for this

>>579040560
reroll

>>579040560
Reroll
>come on

>>579041523
reroll kek

>>579040560
Eh, why not.

>>579040560
roll

>>579040560
rerolling

>>579040560
aye alright then, roll

Moot was found in a run down motel having his ass rammed by Tumblr feminist SJW's.

>>579040560
kk last time

>>579040560
y not

>>579040560

>>579040560
rerolling

>>579040560
let's do this!

>>579039732
Rollin for this

come on already, retards

Boiling a banana and then smearing it on your dick can prevent AIDS transmission

>>579040560
Now a shocking news story this evening, Justin Bieber was alledgedly caught masturbating; to pictures of himself earlier in his career, we go to our corespondant, Megan, Megan do you have any thoughts?

I certainly do Sam, this is the latest in a shocking line of incidents by the troubles singer, his spokes person has stated on his behalf, and I quote "Justin has not denied these alligations, he has spoke out and said "It was myself, it's not illegal if it's me" we hope his fans will be understanding in this time"

>>579040560
re-rolling

>>579044859
rerolling for Bieber story

>>579044729
Ill roll for this nice slice of justice

>>579044729
rolling for jesus

>>579040560


rollin

>>579038967

EBOLA attack in sweden

The second coming of the christ

The Pope and Al Bagdadi caught in sadomastochistic gay orgy with jewish kindergarten boys

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>>579038967
Eating toothpaste prevents cancer

They found ebola in KFC chicken

>>579046280
this

>>579038967

Justin Bieber has just died from aids

>>579038967
Fouseytube is an ISIS memver

>>579046826
reroll

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>>579046973
Escalators escalators escalators!

>>579046924
reroll

>>579046826
>>579046984
here we go again

The Al Aqsa mosque is obliterated by the israeli government. Muslims worldwide asked to take to arms by muslim leaders.

>>579047121
>that pic

My fucking nostalgia radar is going but what show????

>>579047309

rollin

Katie Hopkins is dirt poor.

>>579047438
Spongebob.

>>579047506


ROOOOOOLLL

>>579047705

rell

>>579047638
My brain said rugrats for some reason.

>>579040560
reroll

>>579040560
rolling

/pol/ is running for political party status.

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Aiden Gillan is the villain in the upcoming Dr. Strange movie.

>>579040560
i invoke the spirits of fortune for a good roll
do we really need a roll if there is concensus?

The Matrix IV: The Second Coming.

Keanu won't play Neo.

>>579046924
roll

A new, technologically-superior Russian sub, the Black October, is heading for the U.S. coast under the command of Marko Ramius. The American government thinks Ramius is planning to attack. The president has ordered Defcon 1.

>>579040560
roll for this

>>579048403
reroll

kim yung un has ball cancer

Jlaw hacked again. Supposedly videos of her fucking co-stars in films whilst responding to "fat slut" when fucked.

>>579048829
roll

>>579040560
this

>>579048958
Rerollan

Traces of anthrax found in the mail in Los Angeles

>>579038967
life was found on the Rosetta’s Philae probe landing on the comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

Alexander Litvinjenko found alive. Muder by radiation debunked.

Captcha: October bakedget

>bakedget pls get

ORAS cancelled.

>>579040560
roll

>>579049140
rerollin and geting it

Feminists made Time put "feminism" in their worst-word list so that they could have something new to be pissed off about publicly

Easter egg in halo 5 beta suggesting that Cortana isn't actually completely gone

>>579049343
Rollan

>>579049439
>implying this isn't true

Rolling for
>>579049343

>>579049140
you know peolpe will eat this up reroll

Emma Watson nudes exist and have been posted somewhere.

>>579046924
Rolling

>>579049628
>>579049682

rolling for either

>>579049462
Reroll

>>579040560
role

Rolling
>>579049682

President Obama assasinated by muslim extremist while holding a meeting with Premier Li Keqiang in Beijing.

>>579049869
Winrar

>>579049869
winrwawarawrr kek

>>579049869
GET FOR BIEBER JERK OFF

>>579049869


WINRAR !!!!

>>579049869
HE'S DONE IT HOLY FUCK

>>579049869
WINRAAAAAAAAAR

>>579049869
aw yiss

>>579049869
Where do we start, gentlemen?

>>579049869
winrar
and now we move on because /b/ is dead

>>579049869
god bless america

>>579050291
Twitter?

Gay marriage is a secret plot aimed at documenting as many gay people as possible, so the governments of the world can purge the homosexuals once an for all

Aight where do we start this shit

>>579050485
twatter

Where do we start?

>>579050471
Too late Mr Teen Edge

>>579050485
>>579050291
all social media outlets, if any of you are good at making mock videos for youtube do it

>>579038967
Hitler and Walt Disney are both cryogenically frozen, just waiting until we have the technology to safely unfreeze them.

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>>579050307

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>>579050291
rev up your twitters gentlemen

>>579050564
Twatter you faggot!!

>>579050669
That's not edgy, also it's not a rumor
and I was a teenager about 16 years ago

>>579050698
But Walt actually is.

>>579039596
Roll for this

>>579050827
>not a rumor
>>>/x/

>>579050669
Another 69

>>579050720
>>579050715
#BeliebIt

Niggers are more violent and primitive than any other race

>>579050808
topkek

>>579051265
KEK YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS

Niggers caused the holocaust

>>579051682
>posted november 10th
>not even trying
>faggot

>>579040560
Roll for this

>>579052007
shit sorry i will try harder

>>579052007
makes it more legit. As if wedind't actually do it retard.

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>>579049869
>MFW WINRAR

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>>579051682
>>579050808
the toppest of keks

what's the hashag for this story?

Rolling for #WankerWanking

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better?

>>579040560

RAWLING FOR THIS

>>579040560
Reroll

>>579052491
English, motherfucker, do you speak it? "pleasuring himself TO his own photos"

>>579052585
I think the question mark at the end is actually better than just a statement. Or an exclamation point. Cmon, this is supposed to be huge news!

>>579052817
>>579052727
>not reading thread.

>>579052817
>>579052727
>>579052129
WE HAVE A WINRAR ALREADY

>>579052946

sorry i came in late

>>579052917
Non movie quotes cis scum

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>>579052491
bieberonbieber

bumpin for the lulz

what is are hashtag?

>>579052491

NBC was caught allowing a six year old to write a tweet? Try harder faggot.

>>579053415
#biebercaught

>>579053415
#bieberonbieber

>>579053415
>>579053268

>>579052917
fuck me, I cant believe I mised the "to"

>>579053610
this

>>579053415
#BieberOnBieber

>>579046973
roll, lmaoooo

>>579038967
>4channer threatened to do something cruel to ferret live on stream
>Turned out to be troll
>/b/ user killed him anyway for the lulz to teach him not to play on /b/'s feels

>>579040560
Yes.

>>579054169
Already got, sorry kiddo

>>579054169
fuck off newfag Heaven

>>579054673
fuck sorry dont use

>>579054673
Top Kek.

>>579054673
this

>>579054673
do again

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better, use this
>>579054804
>>579055020

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>>579050808
>>579051682
>>579052491
>>579052585
>>579055168
These are pure gold, let's get posting these

>>579054673
>exclamation point
>hashtag

>>579055504
I dont see you makeing these? what should i put for the next one guys?

>>579055729
you're a gentleman and a scholar
next one should read
"Promiscuous Popstar caught pleasuring himself to pictures of his younger self"

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?

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keep them coming guys, try to vary the text a bit more

>>579056000
trying that

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>>579056000
>>579056528

>>579056000
It's over five thousandddd!!!!!!

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>>579056770
you are officially my hero, have some more tits, friend

Rosetta found alien life on comet

>>579039749
It does shorten the life of the sperm quite drastically

>>579056882
thanks, anymore maybe story on it?
>>579057253
that was the one I wanted to do, but "Justin Bieber was caught masturbating to pictures of his preteen self" now

Ukraine has officially declared war on Russia and is bringing reserve troops to take back Crimea and Donetsk.

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b is on the rise again..

picture editors get to work!

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>>579058351
use this picture

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>>579058464
Or just this part

>>579058846
Can anyone make it look like he's actually getting caught? No smile? Faceswap from another pic of his?

>>579039732
yes yes yes

>>579059321
good idea, but have no clue how to do that, I just edit html. easy stuff

twitting the shit out of jb rummor will retweet anything with #bieberonbieber

>>579059983
try
>>579055168
>>579056770
>>579052491
>>579051682
>>579050808

>>579059983
Bump. Link any results.

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>>579061168
thats so far i made one more tweet above with >>579056770 this pic

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>>579049869

www twitch tv maitreinferno BEST STREAM EVER !!!!!

>>579061436
Well done using a previous hashtag guys. Btw, anyone else think it's a good idea to have twitter accounts from /b/ users that do celebrity gossip in the "down time" so it's more believable when we want to pull something like this off?

Feminist actually are decent people.

>>579040560
rolling

>>579060609
i tweeted out most all these pis
>>579061851
ITT:FBI

>>579062101
I doubt the fibs give a shit about celebrity reputations and free speech.

>>579061851
yea this was a shity job all in all
i tryed tho

After recent events Moot is planning on shitting down 4chang

>>579062252
it was a joke
btw help out and tweet

>>579038967
I personally like the "There's some sort of epidemic happening in a rural town in middle America" rumor.

Wilmer Alberts heeft kanker

>>579062529
I don't know who 4chang is but moot is spewing a ton of shit these days. Sucks for him.

>>579038967
michelle obama cheated with a real white man

>>579046826
reroll

>>579050808
Time to start spreading this on #JB #justinbieber #bieber

Time to start filling the youtube comments on jb vids with this story

>>579046973
Reroll

>>579063920
You have my sword!

>>579063920
do it, i cant do all the work

Any tweets from bieber yet?

>>579063920
and my axe

Keep posting! Do not let this die! im on my phone using /b and posting this shit like crazy need reactios too and someone post if bieber tweets or some shit

>>579064184
nope

>>579058846
someone photoshop that shit

>>579040560
rollll

>>579038967
Russia to invade Australia during G20 summit. 4 military ship are headed to Aus so its believable as fuck

>>579065236
that is what i wanted someone to do

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My sister is already yelling how "that nolife hacker 4chan is hacking news about Justin Bieber". Keep it going, guys!

>>579065236
do this please ill instant tweet it

>>579065812
ha hacker, i just edited html

>>579065812
Tell your sister you are 4chan and show her pics itt

>>579065812
kek

>>579065812
lol make sure she starts tweeting about it so the number of tweets increases

We need more people to tweet

>>579066542
give me more pics to tweet
also >>579065236

Jlaw killed in tragic nipple twisting accident #twist4jlaw

>>579066906
Read the thread

>>579066875
You already did a lot, don't you?

Photoshopper here, what do you all need?

Make a new thred i think this is going to diee