>>578387876
dude my frenz are already on the way..

>>578387876
*LE SPILLS THE LE MILK*
XD!XD!

ps, did i do the maymay right?

>>578388082
OH NO!!!!
*LE CLEANS ZE MILK AND REPLACES WIFF NEW MILK* xP :]

ur doin good dude

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>>578387876
I poured myself some if thats cool

You would never see a gallon like that in my poor fucking country.

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>>578388082
Le no face. Go fugg urself...... :::DDDDDD

>>578388082
What the fuck is with the faces? Are you a fag or something

>>578388359
Canada here, I got 'em in bags.

>>578388082
Um....

I guess you are expecting someone to spill your gallon of chocolate milk.

Rest assured that these transgressions against dairy products do not happen here. It happened one time, but we quickly fixed the situation.

Maybe you should take better care of products that you bought at the grocery store.

>>578388454
*rolls eyes*
;p
le faces r part of le maymay
u silly dood

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ill have a glass

>>578388498
England here, I get em' in newspaper cones.

>>578388498
Oh yea, Canada has like powdered milk, thats fucking weird bro

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is this a BYOCM kinda deal?

>>578387876
Man i fucking love chocolate milk. I'm going to get some of that shit tomorrow

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>>578388718
We do have powdered milk for camping and stuff, calcium and all.

But there are 0 gallon jugs. It is a liquid in a bag.

pic very related

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>>578387876

I like regular milk

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Yesssss... Another specimen for my wall of pain...

Darigold milk is fuckin garbage.
Throw that shit out.

>>578388971
that's beautiful
thank you based anon

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>>578388861
You do realize that when milk gets old, it gets bought back by the company. They then cook the milk to kill off all the germs, and it leaves it with this strange brown color. So what they do is add sugar and sweeteners to it and resell it as "chocolate milk" to hide the browinsh color of recooked, unsold milk.

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>>578388998
igloos are way better, and more productive

>>578389296
you see thats weird, because none of that process adds up to a chocolate flavor.

>>578389296
Sounds like bs to me.

>>578389296
You're b8ing, right?

>>578388649
What a faggot

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>>578389296
oh noes, say it isnt true.

...its true isnt it?

>>578389448
THE COMPANIES ARE OFFERING TO BUY BACK MY EXPIRED MILK,
HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS BLACK MARKET OF MILK?

>>578389516
That's what I'm saying. Companies buy back unsold milk. They don't pour that shit down the drain. The run it through their process, and it comes out with a weird brown color after it has been cooked off. Well, just add some chocolate flavoring, and some other weird chemicals, and resell the shit as CHOCOLATE MILK.

You really think they fill gallons with fresh chocolate milk? Top fucking kek.

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>>578389296
Bullshit

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>>578389296
good b8
but bad b8

>>578389964
wait... does this mean that the brown cows... are extinct?

>>578389964
I do this with normal milk and nes quick powder, am I a bad person? Should I kill myself?

>>578389296
>>578389296
peon detected
>>578389296
>>578389296

>>578390207
No that is real chocolate milk. Fresh milk infused with cocoa powder or whatever you like.

Chocolate milk you buy from the store is bought back old milk, cooked because it is unwanted and old, and flavors added to hide the unnatural color after they recook it. That's why it is weirdly thick and goopy. You are buying old fucking milk.

>>578390350
I'll pee on u buddy!!!!!!:D

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>578390797
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>578390924
let me re sage that.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>578390709
How can I sell back milk? What the process? What is the procedure? Where do I go to do this? Who is in charge? Do I get good rates? What is the price of 1 milliliter of milk? Do I get a receipt?

Can someone show us a receipt of buying back milk?

Dude...

>>578390924
> the fools posted here are autistic works of fact and falsehood.
Only a fiction would take anything posted here as a story.

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I'M SO SORRY

Well shit guys OPs been gone for a while and I think his milks gone bad. let's earn /b/ some money and sell that shit back. Maybe they'll make dark chocolate milk?

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Here you go OP. Good as new. Because we all know you're a fucking racist neckbeard

>>578391353
You don't resell back the milk yourself. How retarded are you? It's milk that grocery stores try to sell, isn't bought, and resold back to the suppliers.

If you have a gallon of old milk in your fridge, no one wants that shit. If grocery stores are selling milk, as they are wont to do, they are left over with jugs of milk that aren't sold. The dairy farm that sells them milk wants to stay in business with the grocery store. The grocery store wants to get rid of everything that they have.

So the dairy farm buys back all unsold milk at a cheaper price. They run it through their process to kill off all bacteria and germs. It leaves the milk with a weird brown color. They make money by reselling this recycled milk by adding a chocolate flavor. The grocery store buys it back and sells it.

>>578392174

well im convinced. fuck them.

lets start an action group. we can meet in garys basement every sunday night. bring AFDB

chocolate isnt even good

Where is the proof? Nobody believes you.

>>578392682
>>578392554
lel

Show us the receipt from the dairy farm where it says they buy back unsold milk bottles

>>578392554
lol it's not bad for you. The milk is perfectly fine to drink. But no one wants to drink brown recycled milk, even though it's perfectly healthy and tasty.

Premade strawberry milk, and chocolate milk is just recycled milk. It's not anymore harmful than regular milk.

>>578392682
>>578392992
What do you want? I live in central PA. My family owns dairy farms that supply to Rutters farm stores. What proof can I give you?

I just know how the process works, to an extent. There's nothing anything bad about it, I'm just saying this is why it's like this.

proofs hero drew!

I got it bud

>>578393650
:( OP isn't gonna be happy about this.

>>578393650

Oh fuck guys we gotta substitute quick or op is gonna tell all of our moms on us.

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>>578391625
Don't worry bro I got this

>>578395501
>Hi it's vince from shamwow, you'll be saying wow everytime.

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>>578395774

>It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.

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>>578396008
>A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.

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>>578396165
>This is for the house

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>>578396285
>The Car

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>>578396383
>The Boat

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>>578396489
>The RV

Translation?

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>>578396583
>Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work.

>Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out.

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>>578396583
>>578396489
>>578396383
>>578396285
>>578396165
>>578396008
Who the fuck let this happen, in this house of Mays

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>>578396778
>You wash it in the washing machine.

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>>578396906
>You can cut it in half,

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>>578397020
> use one as a bathmat,

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>drain your dishes with the other one,

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>Olympic divers, they use it as a towel- look at that, completely dry.

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>Here's some spilled milk

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>Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew.

>That is gonna smell, see that.

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SUDDENLY.............COCK!

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>Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the Choclate milk...right there

>>578397776
eww i wouldnt touch that with a stolen mouth

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>See what i'm telling ya Shamwow you'll be saying wow everytime.

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>You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money.

>>578398392
wow

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>This last tens years,

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this last a week,

>>578398573
poor actor, I wonder if he ever dreamt of becoming a brainwashing advertiser when he was young

>>578389606
>>578389607
no fucking shit you retards

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> I don't know it sells itself.

>>578388981
how is no one requesting more of this shit? Moar milk :^)

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The shamwow sells for 19.95

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>But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day,

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>We'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. it comes with a ten year warrenty

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>Here's how to order.

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>Call 18009517100
Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators, call 18009517100 thats 18009517100 call now

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>>578393650

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>>578395501
I dont even know how this happened.
On the bright side, it looks better now

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>>578387876
FTFY

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Here, i can replace it
Do you guys think OP will notice?

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>>578388082
>>578388254

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>>578399386