>stop
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur

That's a dude...

give here a haircut so she can see shit

>"What the fuck dude, get the fuck out of my room !"

>>578382272
Stick it in her ass...she's already biting the pillow.

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punch it in the face

>>578382272
wake up

>>578382547
right cuz we never see gay stuff on /b/

Is it guy or girl?

>>578382272
tell that faggot to fuck off

Punch the faggot and throw him out the window

order pizza to OP's cp havin house

>>578382272
id say nice cock, get a hi res close up and post it on /b/

>>578382703
>her

>>578382272
hide boner in shame

>>578382272
>grab vz2008
>insert magazine
>fix bayonet
>stand my ground

>>578382272
check for a dick

>>578382272
Fuck him in the ass

Fuck her right in the boipussy

>>578383225
You can see it in the pic m8

>>578382272
Kill him.

>>578382272
Burn the house down with it inside.

>>578382681
>she
Thats a guy, faggot

get water spritzer spray in face bad kitty gtfo wrecking my fucking pillows

>>578383126
His/her whatever. He/she is biting the pillow

Shoot Justin Beiber for trespassing.

>>578382272
rim,suck, fuck
That order

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>>578382547
Yeah, still would fuck

make that faggot buy me new sheets and maybe a mattress too

>>578382272
>>Turn 360 degrees
>>Moon walk towards destination

>>578383958
mrow :(

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>>578382272
"C'mere kitty kitty! I got some 'milk' you can drink!"

Either that or spill my spaghetti all over the floor with a boner.

>>578382272
Stick it in his ass.

>>578382272

Take my dick and shove it in his mouth and face fuck him till he swallows every drop of cum. Then beat the shit out of him for trespassing

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>>578384318
>>578386601
>>578386658

>walks in
>kills self

see its a trap...shoot it in the face and hope it sends a message to the rest of you trap faggots

>>578387000
Quads demands MOAR

>>578382272
lubed up deep anal dicking

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>>578387000
[Erecting of penis intensifies]

>>578387283
too bad I didn't get them :/

Strangle with shoe string, go on 4chin, post pics/greentext

Kick you in your faggot teeth and call the police
They would probably do the same thing once they arrived

>>578387000
I'll fuck anything that enjoys it. Did an FTM boy once. His revenge for his gf breaking up with him.

>>578382272
Go on 4 chan and post
>walk in, see this, wat do?

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>>578387608
>MFW immediately thought of collar play

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>>578382272
Nail harder than Jesus' arm

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I suppose I would roll him over and blow him, then prop his legs over my shoulders and fuck him with out a condom.

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>>578387805
after the police call the police, who shows up? :3

walk out

>>578388220
oh yeah? ;3

>>578382272
Chain to bed and make a sex slave. It would be like forever shota! Can i get this, whatever it is, guy girl, i don't care i want to fuck it!

>>578388221
Oh, you. I'd love to tongue fuck you.

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>>578388221
I'm also keking internally at the comment.

>>578388389
>>578387862
How easy are you?

>>578388768
different people.

Its cute enough id fuck it.....dry tho and then make the kitty drink my cream. Not gay but a warm, tight, clean hole that can't pop out a parasite is a delicacy

>>578387862
nice was she hot or one of those super dikes

>>578388929
One is me. Just a question.

>>578389034
>pop out a parasite...
>...
oh I get it. you're gay

>>578389207
Eh look at my other responses.

Turn 360° and walk away

Real answer tho I'd grab my shotgun and keep shooting until I run out of ammo

>>578388221
Dat cute smooth cute boy pussy skin. I want you to just sit on my face

>>578389207
you're asking me then? I'm generally pretty easy for my kind of man. I'm not too picky either

>>578389579
Second

>>578389596
And your kind?

>>578389941
why not post a pic ;3

turn 360 degrees and fuck a gay

>>578390521
10/10

>>578390395
Of?

>>578389551
you fucking walk on him dumbass

>>578391105
Your dick

>>578382272
Tell that dude to quit being a little faggot

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>>578391105
you, so I can say how easy I'd be for ya ;b

>>578382272
Wait OP is this you?

>>578382272
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>578391521
yup, do I know you?

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>>578391512

>>578382272
Pet and cuddle to sleep

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>>578391512
Oh my.

>>578391703
Nah you're just insanely cute x~x

>>578391997
lol

>>578391775
not bad, I don't really like facial hair but you're hung and I bet you're kinky too. I'd probably suck your dick without question... I might need a beer or two before I bend over ;b

>>578392054
heh, thanks ^^ I'm always popular around these parts

>>578391512
post more

>>578382272
10/10 would fuck then cuddle
I has same body type
we'd be adorable together

>>578392372
Because you're the kind of faggot every straight and gay wants to make their pet.

>>578392458
Post pics now.

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>>578392225
but that wasn't me

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>>578392391

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>>578382272
>walk in, see this, wat do?

Kill that faggot with fire.

Give rusty trombone, get sucked, pin down and pound.

>>578392613
ok, then the guy in that pic.

Fuck him in his tight faggot asshole

More pics?

>>578392546
K hold on, finishing this ramen

>>578392613
about the same for you. Again, don't love facial hair

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>>578392909

>>578392920
The ramen would be cute though.
First cute, then hot.

>>578393145
Muh dik

>>578393145
How often do you make threads on /b/?

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>>578393280
used to loads. this is my first in a while

>>578392225

... Would shave beard for action.

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>>578392225
I'm clean shaven at the moment.

>>578393418
Hnnng... Geez I gotta check /b/ more often.

>>578393665
I'd let you fuck me ;3

>>578393665
>dat neck/torso hair contrast

>>578393145
Be much better if it was my cock instead

I am currently masturbating to you

people knowing I'm whacking to them gets me off

>>578392613
Fat neckbeard /10

You're the living /b/tard stereotype.
Kill yourself, getting pity compliments from this cam whore.

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>>578393257
It was spicy, too...

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>>578394531
knowing people want to get off to me gets me off

>>578394884
Get on cam somewhere then.

>>578394614
he did ask how easy I was, and I am that easy...

>>578393902
kek'd hard
>>578393665
2/10 for making me reply
I think you missed a spot shaving, like your entire fucking body you nasty, fat, caterpillar eyebrow havin', half-smiling, triple chinned cunt bag

>>578395038
Where you from?

>>578393665
you're so doughy i could make a pizza out of you. i'd eat that hairy pie

>>578383125
So thats where those rate my dick threads come from!

>>578395202
I've heard better insults, but that one made me chuckle audibly. Thanks.

>>578394884
Where are you from?

>>578395332
I'm okay with this.

>>578395413
You're welcome, anon. 'Ave a good night, fgt.

>>578390521
Kekked

Stick it inside her and pee.

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I'm from NY

>>578396267
Damn, a bit too far for me. I'll have to find you next time I'm up there.

>>578396267
o3o Well a few hours away but would be worth it. -sigh-

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>>578394857
Well, if we're all just gonna go ahead and post ourselves here..

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>>578382272

>walking into my room with freshly cut salami
>can't wait to eat this shit
>shut door behind me
>notice some transgender in my bed wearing stupid hat
>Sit in computer chair because bed is occupied by furry-fag
>turn on computer, and browse 4chan
>Get a text message from mom
>"who took my salami"
>ignore text
>turn around, weasel boy is still looking at me
>getting drool all over my pillow
>take picture with my phone
>Post on 4chan "walk in, see this, wat do"
>wait for response
>nobody understands my situation
>Go out to my stable
>pick up old saddle
>go back into room
>saddle up transgender
>Feed transgender a carrot
>put transgender-fox in my stable
>Mom sees my transgendered-horse
>she rides it to a brony convention
>Mom comes back home
>Tells me trangender-weasel-fox-horse is named "papper jakintosh"
>"I ate your salami"
>Mom dies, horse dies, I die
>MFW I'm a ghost

>>578397838
Thank you for this

>>578397838
You put so much effort into that, and it's still shit.

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is this thread kill? wish I could meet cutie in OP's pic

>>578399018
nice cock ;)

>>578396267
>not a front shot

I'm not even gay but this is just...

>>578399018
Oo not bad. OP seems to be gone for now :c

>>578399140
thanks, I like 'em too

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Meh I'd fuck it and would still consider myself straight afterwards. I don't see the conflict. I like to fuck shit but want biological kids one day. Doesn't matter to me /b/

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Bump~

>>578399552
Where you from? :3

>>578382272

For once, someone posts something fuckable.

>inb4 hur dur git off mai bee faget

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>>578399731
chicagoland area, the midwest sucks. I have no natural body heat...

>>578399664
Sauce?

>>578399891
aw what a compliment :)

>>578400296
I'd warm you up (>^_^)>

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>>578382272
Get off my lawn faggot

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>>578400449
d'awww :P

>>578401508
x~x Want to cuddle so badly.. Gonna sleep now but you guys better keep this thread goin :3