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>2014
>not marking your threads QWAK

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>>578295186
I am the Qwak.

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>>578294995
things for thread

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>>578295389
Very gude. I require all your things.

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>>578295363
All hail the Qwak. Used your new toys yet?

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>>578295546
As a matter of fact, I did take some time off the day before yesterday. Had a nice little shower with David.

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>>578295653
How was it?

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>>578295729
It was a... fulfilling experience.
YEEEAAAAH

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>>578295807
How's that knot?

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>>578295497

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Fucking furfags ruining my beautiful /b/ I hope you all die in a hell sage sage. That's not what moot expected when he created this shithole kill urselfs

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>>578295967
Pretty biggu, really. I managed to inch down on it a bit but I'll need a few more attempts before I'll be able to comfortably pop it. Thing's 2.9'' in diameter after all

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>>578296246
Sounds nice.


>>578296213
>implying I give a fuck

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Namesync really should stop shitting itself..

>>578296397
what the fuck you sick faggot you think you can just "lol idgaf" maymay and you stop being a loser fur fag with no life?

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>>578296397
It is. Rearranged my room lately so now there's a spot on my shelf that can't be seen from my ground floor window, been keeping him and Razor there. Not sure if my flatmates noticed but I don't care

>>578296595
What's wrong with it?

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>>578296667
Nice!

>>578296716
It is spotty lately.. Works when it wants to.

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Shit, I can't do this anymore.

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So the artist I already paid to do a commission is suicidal. Fuck me!

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>>578296835
Ja.

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>>578297054
Find him, make him give you all his cards and passwords, kill him and take his money. Leave no evidence, approach ATMs in disguise (surveillance cams), don't use any of the cards near where you live and burn them afterwards.

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Also, fuck me.
>>578297307
I'd totally do that if I knew where the fuck he lived.

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>>578297416
*fucks you*
Use uber 1337 skillz to find him.

>>578296835
Huh. Haven't noticed any problems.

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>>578297543
I don't know how to do that shit. It's not hard, just not something I feel I need to learn.

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>>578297679
How many monies did you give him?

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>>578297789
$80. Not like a load of money, but enough that I'd be irritated if he ended up doing it.

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>>578297915
Could be worse then. Though, it depends on whether or not he's proper suicidal or just this cry for help kind of suicidal that fails every attempt on purpose

>>578297789
Artist name?

>>578297679
Artists name wanna see more pics from him

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>>578298228
Fuck if I know, google the pic ya lazy git

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>>578298175
Hoping it's the cry for help type...it seemed like it from his FA journal, since really suicidal people don't post that shit on FA.

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>>578298415
Fingers crossed. How'd you get your name anyways?

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>>578298369
Rukis, I think.

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>>578298553
He posted it on an FA journal. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6251856/

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>>578298846
I think you're in the green. Sounds like the achetypal pretend-suicidal guy that social media continues to spawn shitloads of
You didn't answer my question though.

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Oops

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>>578299343
Oh, my name. I played Halo: CE before I got live in 2009, so I was thinking of Foehammer (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Rawley) when I made my account. The name was taken, so I went with Fauxhammer, which sounds the same if you pronounce it correctly.

I just kept it as my "furry name." My 'sona's name is just Thomas, which doesn't stand out, so I use FAUXHAMMER.

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>>578299664
Xbox Live.

>>578296213
lol funny

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>>578299664
Haha, all right. Yeah, I learned French in school so I was wondering how you came up with that particular name. Intredasting.

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>>578299869
Oui, c'est une histoire interessant.

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>>578300053
*intéressante
Don't forget to proper declension of adjective in regards to their noun

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>>578300487
Heh, though you wouldn't notice my laziness. My bad mate. :)

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let me just lick u up a lil bit

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>>578300794
I'm less than fluent while speaking it, but 7 years of French classes are hard to forget.

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>>578301063
Pretty easy for me. I'm in AP French (5 years) and I still am totally lazy with it.

i need to get some ghey comics

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Oh yeah. I forgot all furries aren't bi.

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>>578301202
Our classes started in third grade so it's embedded a bit deeper. Where I'm from we start with German, then French, then English come high school.

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>>578301496
Ooh. What country are you from? We don't start foreign languages till middle school at a minimum.

>>578301869
I'm guessing Germany
>not starting foreign languages until something called middle school
wot

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>>578301869
Grew up in Luxembourg but am German by birth. We pretty much have to start foreign languages there because Luxembourgish itself is little more than a dialect with zero international value

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>>578302365
'Murica.
>>578302425
Yeah, good point. Well, I live in the U.S. So it's pretty much "uh, you speakin' Mexican or somethin'?" around here.

Anyways, I need to go run errands, be back later.

>>578302812
what the hell is the american education system doing

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>>578302812
Gudebai, take care.

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>>578302862
Ruining my life. Making kids cram down knowledge that they won't remember for seemingly arbitrary tests.
>>578302895
I'll be around for a few more minutes, but thanks. <3

>>578303003
I can't say the Canadian system I grew up with was any different aside from not having this "middle school" we just had elementary school and then high school

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>>578302862
They can't allow their youngins to go live in communist countries with free health care.

>>578303003
Oki doki. I'll be sitting here for the next few hours, it's almost 10PM

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Is this where the butts are?

>>578303235
of course

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>>578296213

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>>578303116
Cool. I need to go drive my car to the shop now, be back later.

>>578303535
buhbai

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>>578303535

>>578303673
Hawt. BBL.

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Dum de doo

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Do you guise even gay irl?

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>>578304348
Eyup

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>>578304468
Very guude.

>>578304348
like 50/50
but i'll do whatever whenever :3

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>>578304512
This is most unorthodox!

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>>578304557
Feels good man

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>>578304604
A balanced diet is rather healthy.

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>>578304717
Indeed. Are you top or bottom?