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10 AM
>first line to try and figure out what this is
>thinking coke, crack, mdma, speed

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>>578182054

Don't die op

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10AM
>did a line for /b/

>>578182054

looks much like kokain. shitty mixed out kokain

>>578182054
Well played. You survived. Now go track down some acid.

crack?
PS I like your eyebrows, they look fluffy.

>>578183026
I missed this.

How much do you have left

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>>578183026
Absolute fucking hero, can't believe I missed this thread

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I left /b/ for a while and came back at around 5PM.
>sober and more confident that this is same and fun so larger lines

>>578183026
how does it feel?

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5PM
>someone told me to do a comically long line
>being the faggot that I am i had to delivar
>quarter for size ref

how'd your day go man? was it fun, chill, bad, great?

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Sometime after 5PM my last line was around 6:30PM so all these following WebMs before 630

Op is fucking based

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/b/ kept telling me to stop doing lines
>they said i would OD
>they said OP would be kill
So naturally I did the complete opposite
>this last one is for all the homies that helped me today. thanks all

>>578184097
I lurked in the thread all day... doing god's work OP. Thanks for the entertainment, hope you enjoy your new life as a coke-head.

>>578184097
Holyshit that's that's a massive line

>>578184097
I salute you OP you brilliant faggot

>>578184097
Today you proved your manhood and we salute you.

Too bad nobody archived the thread there were lots of lulz when we were trying to figure out exactly what this shit was

You are what makes me keep my faith on 4chan.

Your dad mum must be proud

>>578184487
Definitely not crack anyway.... Even though it had to be said 100 times.

I can't belive I missed the thread anyone got caps?

So... what are the chances theres going to be a v& outside my house now?

Well now that you did the drugs, what the fuck is it???

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>>578185147
I found a jar and came to ask /b/ what it was. Thats what started all of this.

gz to finding coke worth over 1000 dollars

>>578184487
you gave me a lot of lulz today mate I thank you for that

>>578185354
BUT NIGGA WHAT DRUG WAS IT?

>>578185430
>>578185147
I still am not 100% on any because i've never done cocaine, speed, or crack before.

But collectively /b/ and Google points to cocaine

YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU

I CAME HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING THIS AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

So what did it feel like?

>>578185768
Can you tell me definitively what this was please? And thanks for the fun night!

lmao ur a coke head pretending to act like ur trying something u found on the street when u know its an 8ball of coke

ur no amateur at blowing lines

>>578183518
that was me! word for word, what a great thread that was

>>578185872
energetic, felt awake, felt happy. kind of like waking up from the best nap ive ever had and given a shot of pure energy.

lasted for 35-40 minutes per line

>>578185886

HOPE ITS WORTH A CAR BATTERY HOOKED TO YOUR GENITALS ASSHOLE

>>578185989
yeah that was pretty easy to determine, u see the way he taps his coke tube after he blows his lines

>>578185354
where did you find it based anon?

bumping so we dont loose another thread

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>>578185989
way more than an 8-ball

>>578185989
>>578186160
lol samefagging this badly... think what you want man my first thread was full of skeptics

>>578184097
put a line down a stair banister and walk down the stairs whilst snorting it

How do you know FYI and DE are not all up in your shit now

>>578186724
FBI and DEA? idk man i hope they dont care about this shit. but ill toss the rest into the toilet and flush it.

I just finished my last bit of coke and now finishing my stella so im sure you can appreciate OP

You have a good night?

>>578185989
>>578186160

ya dun goof'd

>>578187040
Yeah it was an unexpected night. And to be honest the last 3 hours went by sooo fucking fast. I think im sobering up now. I wish I had a scale so I could see how much there is and how much I did

>>578187303

I wish i was with ya now mate and id help you finish it off

if you got material left you gotta do it son and post it so we can see

Please tell us where u found this

>>578187303
where did you find that stuff?

>>578187640
>>578187641
Around my neighborhood, walking my dog. I'm really not trying to get murked so that will have to do, sorry guys

>>578186695
Fucking
kektacular

>>578187610
how much can you do in one day without getting in danger of OD? its almost 8pm and i was supposed to go out with my girl. not sure if is hould be doing more

>>578182342
Dude, your eyebrows are fucking INSANE.

>>578188025
no need to binge OP. if you feel like you shouldn't do more than don't. you can do quite a bit without od'ing, kind of depends how long you wait in between each line. you could probably do another by now if you really want to

>>578188374
the question is does /b/ want me to do more...

>>578188229
thanks homie. but i think its just the angle of the camera.

>>578188025
if its coke which i reckon it is then you aint guna OD unless you snort severl tonnes within a few hours.

you are a /b/tard mate your duty is to your /b/ros first and foremost

what country you from?

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its coke - you'll be doing more whether you want to or not.
>coke monkey

>protip: you don't coke - coke does you

>>578188518
I think one more shouldn't hurt.

>>578188648
fuck man. okay fine.
>i dont want to make more webms if this thread is just going to get pruned

>>578188518
do a line in the shape of the Eiffel Tower!

>>578188564
USA bro

>>578188847
forever bump /b/ gives you in the next ten minutes you have to do a bump? sound fair?

>>578188847
do it mate my coke is done i wana at least see someone else have a good time

dont let this thread die. ill be right back with a new artistic webM

>>578189025
for every***

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>>578188847
Yes, do the biggest rock tonight
The whole fucking thing YOLO nigga
Cokepro bro who told you to do drips from last thread
Glad to see youre still alive
go kill it bro

>>578188974

wish i could chill with ya now son but im in the uk its up to you make us proud
snort a fucking beast

>>578185768
you lost your football game too :(

bumping so OP has time to take a bump

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Dont die on me thread!

bump you faggots, we can't let OP down!

Keep it alive for OP to complete his bumping mission

>>578182054
mikey?

WOOOH that felt good. thanks for making me do another line.

WebM incoming thanks for the patience

Bumping all night.

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Bumpin and takin billabong rips

Freud would be proud OP

>>578184097
Are u in japan? 90% sure it's coke

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>>578190063


nigga say wuh?

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Here you go /b/ros I think you will like this one.
>i am not an artist, did my best

you wana do a fucked up line mate suck one through your mouth

any other coke heads here will agree with me

>>578185430
>>578185430
Cocaine

>>578190506
OP is fucking based!!

>>578190506
you missed a spot!

>>578190506
Jesus OP how much fucking coke did you snort

You got problems m90

>>578190506
this was supposed to be tribute to ebola if you couldnt tell

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Looks like fuckin' old rock climbing chalk.

>>578190506
well done OP thank you but you gotta do more son

put a heavy one down a suck up through you mouth that will get you fucked

just have a beer on hand to help the taste go down

Fucking god damn it, OP
lulz were had

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>>578190931
Haha wow
Coke tribute to ebola
Do a tribute to the vagina!

>>578190506
ITT op is going to be murdered by the yakuza

>>578190890
this is my first time doing cocaine and it was an amazing day so i am binging a bit :P

I really wish i knew how much this was.

>>578190506
Thanks, based OP.

>>578191290
binging is the only way to do coke

>>578191290
spell out 4chan for one last hu-rah

>>578191046
can you explain what this does? doesnt that just cause me to eat the coke and not absorb it?

did you tasted it ? if it numb'd your tongue then that was cocaine

>>578191714
This

>>578192202
yeah i put some on my gums and it got numb. pretty confident its cocaine

>>578192202
he said it numbs. we have concluded it was cocaine at least a dozen times

>>578191714
i think that would kill me

>>578192582
but glory and honour

>>578192582
ya, don't play with your life.

How many grams was there?

>>578192582
Do you have a record player? Set up a line on a record that goes full circle, spin that shit and rail that mother fucker.

>>578192631
this

>>578192748
>ya, don't play with your life.

I think you're new here

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>>578184097
I could have spelled 4chan with this line I think... this is the biggest one I did and holy shit was it a rush

>>578192928
hahaha been here for about 6 ys now, seen too many people getting killed for shit like this so i don't want him to die.
although if he does it, it will be pretty sick
meh, changed my mind, do it faggot

If someone comes up with a good idea that is relatively easy to make like Ebola ill do it for the lulz

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>>578192582
>>578192847
Like this /b/ro

>>578193165
okay I've got, spell out 4chan

>>578193165
>>578193249
This shit, please

>>578192928
Is it mandatory to be an edgy fuckwad on this site who has absolutely no concern for human life at all?
jesus fuck guys

>>578193165
OR do a 4 leaf clover.

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Guys I figured out who OP is.

>>578191901

the coke goes into your system but in a more direct way you can really taste and feel it

it has the same overall effect but hits you a bit more

>>578193470
leave him be.

>>578193470
i kek'd a little bit

>>578193530
Okay so instead of my nose i just suck with mouth like i'm hitting a blunt? do i have to avoid the tongue/cheeks and try to get it into my throat?

>>578193421
coming up you faggots
>yfw OP doesn't make you roll 69 for gets

>>578193769
i did too.

Do you have a record player OP?

>>578193406
>2/10
made me respond

>>578182054
nice speedballs

>>578193885
woohoo!

we would be here all night if we had to do that, even we will probably be here all night anyways

>>578194214
even though***

forgot a word

i must be fucked up cause i cant fucking find the jar.... where the fuck did i put it

>>578193885

no extra thought needs to go into it suck it up like your sucking up anyting else

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>>578194067
Thank you friend

>>578194393
and the cycle continues. now some other lucky bastard will find it. And thus the /b/rotherhood of the traveling jar was born

>>578194587
/thread

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>>578194393
bust a tony montana

>>578194587
I wish that was actually a thing...

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>>578194587
Fuck I hope it's me, nothing gets my girl going like a fat fucking line. That or cock

>>578194845
It is anon... it is
maybe, just maybe, you will be chosen next

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ARZ9K1ahY

>>578194923
pour que no les dos?

>>578194923
laughed

>>578193885

bro don't listen to him, first off, it is a waste, and second it will numb your throat and make it hard to breath. he is trolling you

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>>578194393
taking a line or 2 at party is fine . but this is just major shit.
your turn addict for sure.
btw where the fuck you found that jar is your neighbourhood shitty ?

found it. give me a min to make the 4chanclover

dont let trhead die

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>>578195234
bumpity boo

>>578195127
this

>>578185354
Dude, you know you could have died right? I would have buried that shit lol.. >.<

>>578195234
You're gonna die.

>>578195234
Op start jerking it while your high and tell us how it feels

My favorite part about this is how OP is going to start having to give handies in the taco bell parking lot to score some crack because hes an addict now. Bravo OP. Enjoy your internet fame.

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>>578195234
you should drink some water /b/ro

ya drink tons of water, right now

>>578195818
i second this. your health and safety is our first priority anon. haha just kidding but please drink some water

>>578195234
You know the end result of this is you becoming a compulsive masturbator, don't you?

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>>578195732
he is not doing crack you tard . but he will have a rough time when that jar is out .

>>578196068
lovely gif anon. but seriously it is ridiculous how many times it has been stated that it is coke

>>578196068
Crack is cocaine for people that can't afford blow. He's gonna need to get his fix however he can. I sincerely doubt he's going to be able to afford a mason jar full of coke every day.

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>>578196228
Bumping

Tomorrow will be a dark day. But that is future OP's problem. Drink water and if ye do feel odd just remember the age old drug user adage goes "Don't fight the ocean or you'll drown, let the waves carry you"

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>>578195987
>>578195942
>>578195818
Just chugged 16oz of water thanks for looking out /b/ros.

I am doing this shit so you guys can have lulz no need to bitch...

Okay this took a lot more than I expected. That was a lot. but here is the tribute to 4chan.
>inspiration was front page 4chan clover

You are gonna be fine OP, just drink some water and try to relax later.

Is OP still here ruining his life? Oh good.

>>578185768
nice meme

>>578196542
your eyebrows keep getting bushier i swear to god

that was a masterpiece OP. how you feeling?

/b/ro, just do one more line, and spell out MOOT

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>>578196542
My fucking hero

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>>578196542
my nigga

>>578196542
Your eyebrows are amazing..

Dude you've been doing cocaine since 4:40PM... that's 4 hours of straight doing blow

>>578196818
no faggot, its 8. figure it out you fuck

>>578182054
was there
what happened after you were kill?

>>578196818
4 hours ain't shit lol
I've been 19+ non-stop
Oh, the old days...
Also, keep drinking water faggot.

>>578196818
No, he just re-dosed. His last rail was at 6:30PM till now.

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>>578196542
fucking file name

>>578196818
But he's famous on a korean cartoon imageboard, don't shit on his big day.

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>>578196925
Someone that knows how to archive better save this shit for future lulz

>>578196818
Yeah but he didn't to them marathon style he spaced it out. So he'll be grand. Just get the adrenaline crash of a lifetime in like 3 hours.

when your done with the blows smoke some weed, eat something, drink water and try to sleep

>>578197036
I did the Ebola line at around 8pm because i sobered up from the 6:30 binge.

here is the Ebola line
>>578190506

Dear OP,
Smoke 5 Newport reds at once

>>578197296
Do you guys have any other tips on how to avoid a massive crash/hangover? I have bud and am drinking shitton of water

>>578197357
if you're a man you'll stick some coke up your ass and webm it

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>>578196390
are you that retarded .
yeh everyone who snore coke goes to crack ....

>>578197357
do you smoke OP? weed or cigarettes? whenever i am coked out i have to be smoking something constantly

>>578197475
Eat banana(s), potassium helps with coming down.

>>578197570
potassium helps me cum bananas

He's the hero that /b/ deserves.

Someone screencap this shit.

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>>578196542
FOR DA OP!!! KEEP DIS BIATCH GOIN

reported for violation of u.s. and local laws

I feel like OP has been delivering a lot within the last week
>clapping.mp3

You better fucking od op

>>578197475
No sure fire way to not crash, depends on the purity of stuff. But it's more physiological than anything else just because your adrenaline levels will be low. But the main tenants are: weed, water, food, sleep and other drugs if you are bothered. Same as a hangover really. Except you may be bone tired.

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>>578197475
you cant prepair for the shitstorm in which youd only think about that jar .

>>578196542
goddamn how much did u pay for all that?

>>578197948
He found it read motherfucker.

>>578193001
did you really find that?

>>578198019
too busy watching him od thanks for the insight faggot this threads about to blow

>>578198263
YOU CANT OD ON COCAINE
ITS FROM A FUCKING PLANT
HOW CAN SOMETHING FROM A PLANT BE BAD?

>>578198334
u kiddin rite

>>578198334
0/10

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>>578198334
underrated post.

>>578182054
post a picture of yourself OP so we may forever remember you.

>>578189308
>YOLO nigga cokepro bro

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>>578198549
no pics op or you gone end dead lol

>>578182054
op is kill

OP is dead and so is the thread!

>>578182054
you should've just sold that shit man

Where are you OP? Are you dead?

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>>578197921
>>578197570
thanks for the tips anon

>>578197567
change of pace... im almost out of wax. scraping at my containers


I'm waiting for someone to come up with a good idea for the shape of a line.

wait wait, I'm confused, I didn't see the thread earlier.

op found a jar of coke? where? how? did he actually feel the effect s that coke give you? what the fuck?

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Don't be kill OP! Let him RIP like a fucking Beyblade Metal Fusion

>>578199238
shape it like a giant erection

>>578196542
>>578196542
Fuck you are my favorite OP

>>578199238
do a line in the shape of the titanic, to scale

thx

>>578199238
OP I approve of the domeless

>>578199565
highly educated infiti nail
>no other way

Shape a line like ducking reptar!!!!

>>578199283
OP found jar whilst he was with his dog out for a leisurely mid day stroll. Jar contained mystery chalk. He went to the internet to see what the magical chalk was. Internet told him to hop off it. OP hopped off it. OP is not a fag and has been buzzin' all day like a champ and keeping us all updated on their little adventure. That's about it.

Do a line spelling " #YOLO "
And that my friend, would be your last.
Then sleep, motherfucker.

>>578199283
OP clearly knew it was blow and bought it but no one is juding, he still came through.

Do a swastika line, simple, tasteful and the nice hint of antisemitism this thread needs to really take off

>>578190527
I've only seen one person do this. It was like 13 years ago, chick said she had nasal problems. Go figure she was at the suppliers house

>>578199794
this

Okay can someone with experience doing cocaine do me a HUGE favor? I have posted all the lines I did today. I think a total of 8 or 9 webMs. Can you go through them and estimate how much coke ive done?

It would be really appreciated

>>578199794
this, because by the looks of op's eye brows, he's a dirty kike

>>578199956
Enough to od

>>578199794
i feel stupid for not thinking of this give me some time, dont let thread die or just archive it if it does.

>>578199956
Only a couple grams bro, keep it going

>>578199639
I have the same thing. Highly (no pun intended) recommend getting a carb cap. Make the line the shape and size of OG Mudbone's penis.

>>578199956
you're not sleeping tonight, that's for sure.

>>578199956
BTW I think I know who you are. Are you xpecial from team curse in league of legends? U look just like him and have the same eyebrows haha god bless op.

>>578200123
OP how much do you have left? post a pic with coin for refernce

>>578199794
roll
its for 4chan for fucks sake
> p.s I removed heaven especially 4 u

>>578199956
2-3 grams, in and around. >2 < 2.75g That's my estimate.

>>578199956
around 3 grams i'd say. depending on consistency could be more, or less.

You have acne, are you 16?

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>>578199238
>>578199238
make a line like this for the isis bros

i promise you won't die i'm a doctor

Charlie Sheen would be proud, he was banging 7 gram rocks, that's how he rolls, winning.

>>578200485
SOME PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE TO FUCKING THE MODERN FOOD MACHINE NIGGER

>>578200320
>>578200476
thats a LOT if he really has done that much.
i dont know OP, as much fun as it has been i would call it a night if i were you.

>>578185354
did your ferret find this op

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>>578200712
Fuck you, OP is a hero, the hero never dies from doing to much coke. Read a fucking movie you spaz

confirmed op is kill

rip in piece

>>578182054
rip in peace op

>>578200712
Pshhh I've railed 5g in one night, was totally fine. At one point I couldn't feel anything, totally numb. I feel like that was the OD point but I ended up doing more..

R.I.P the hero of /b/ this day shall not be forgotten

>>578200320
>>578200476
Okay those numbers actually mean nothing to me cause I don't do this shit. How much do people typically do in a night? What is excessive and bording on OD?


Swastika coming up, stay tuned

>>578200320
>>578200476
thanks for going through the videos btw, really appreciate it.

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>>578201192
Trust me when I say that it's incredibly hard to OD, most do 1g a night just for fun at a club, some do an 8ball (3.5). You'll be fine OP. Just drink water and bang more lines

>>578201315
i've saved quite a few of these, you're going to slowly become famous