anyone wanna read my story? its actually kinda long

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>>577936702
bump

Sure go ahead

>>577936834 go on

continue

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>>577936702
http://rihanna.kafecepte.com

free online

>>577936702
sounds entertaining. Do continue

>>577936834
>>577936702
don't ask, just post.

>>577936702
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>>577936702
>talk to candy about this the next day
>laughs it off and says not to worry and that she was just looking out for her
>ask her who the other two girls were since I had never seen them near candy before
>candy's exact words "Idk, probably from her feminist cooperation"
>feminist cooperation
>feminist fucking cooperation
>turns out jezebel is the only daughter of one of the richest couple in our town(owns lots of companies and shit)
>spoilt brat spends her her dad's money on stupid "campaigns" for gender equality
>She and about 15 other girls from my school formed a cooperation
>decide not to say anything about this or even discuss it with anyone, don't wanna face the wrath of some rich entitled kids
>everything goes on normal for a few weeks
>a couple weeks later
>at a party(organized by a friend of mine)
>the whole school is here
>normal high school stuff going on, meet people,chat, talk about ben affleck as batman
>drunk as fuck
>decide to sit down
>didn't realize i was sitting beside jezebel untill it was too late
>her anti-social self was sitting by herself and not trying to talk to anyone
>turns to face me
>oh boy, here we go again.time for another speech on how drinking is a patrairchy conspiracy to rid girls of their common sense and let girls take advantage of them
>"how are you doing anon"
>wut?
>did i hear her right? was jezebel trying to be nice?
>try to hold a conversation with her
>the fact that i was drunk wasn't helping also she was boring as fuck
>turns out she didn't know how to hold a conversation unless it was about the patriarchy
>wait, was that her hand fondling my shoulder
>nah, must be the liquor playing with my mind
>keep talking for about 10 more minutes with her hand still there(this time i was sure it was her hand)

cont.

Takes 4 minutes to copy paste from notepad?

Go fag.

FUCK U OP WHERE THIS SHIT AT

>>577936834
>starts thread
>so beta he actually asks if people want to read it
Wow dude how fucking pathetic can you be, I bet the story ends with the whole gang of feminists butt-raping you with a pitchfork.

>>577936702
post post post more yo!

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>>577937386
>asks me about how my relation was going with candy
>going fine
>"how is the sex"
>mfw(and yea i have no face, no shit sherlock)
>"um, thats personal"
>"k" acts disappointed and takes her hand of my shoulder
>"i just thought we were friends. didn't know you didn't trust"
>i wasn't ready for this
>decide to play it cool and tell her the sex was good
>she beams up and the hand is back
>wtf was this girl playing at?
>oh also, i forgot to mention, she has like the biggest ego ever, like (kanye west X 10)
>she also considers herself to be an except on human psychology and that she can manipulate anyone to do what she wants
>her hand is still fondling and she's smiling at me slyly
>its all clear to me now
>jezebel is trying to seduce me
>mfw
>don't get me wrong, its not that i didn't find her attractive, but candy was better looking by all standards except for boobs
>tfw i have fapped to titty fucking jezebel before(don't judge me)
>candy had nice tits too, but they were tiny as fuck compared to jezebel"s
>who care? not me
>candy was a better looking and also had a better personality(huge understatement)
>i wasn't going to ruin anything with her because of this man hating nazi scumback
>show disinterest as much as i can,making it clear I wasn't interested.
>realises i was interested but still keeps fondling my arm
>"asks if I can do her over"
>what is it?
>you must promise you'll do the favor first
>"ok whatever" lets just get this whole thing over with i think. people are starting to leave the party and i don't want candy to find us and get the wrong idea
>she asks me to meet her out back
>being the"mr.nice guy" beta fag i am and probably out of curiousity i decided to meet her out back

cont.

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>>577936702
ALL DAY /B/ HAS BEEN SPAMMED WITH STORIES OF HORRIBLE FEMINAZIS.

CLEARLY SJWS TRYING TO BAIT FOR MISOGYNIC POSTS FOR SOME SHUT DOWN 4CHAN BULLSHIT.

>>577937656
not even admiral ackbar shouting could make this trap more obvious.

>>577937967
the sjw are easy to spot, I'm not sure what they think they're up to, but I'm sure it won't be as impressive as they hope.

>>577937656
>the whole thing just seemed wrong.like she said we shouldn't leave the room at once and that she would leave first and i'd follow close behind
>why would we do something like that unless we were doing something wrong?
>tell myself it was just so people don't get the wrong idea
>meet her out back
>there was no light behind the house and the whole place was dark
>she was leaning with her back against the wall with her tits sticking out
>those fucking tits
>"I'm glad you came anon"
>i didn't have any time for chitchat "whats all this about? i need toleave soon, candy is probably looking for me"
>she draws closer to me
>well, anon you know i've never dated right?
>"uh huh"
>i didn't like where this was going
>"and i've also never had sex with anyone before"
>i was thinking "its not my fault you're an anti social psychopath"
>"ok what does that have to do with me?" was all i could say(if you haven't realize by now, i was a beta nice guy. If it weren't for my good looks, I'd probably just be your average nerd)
>"well...i was...i was wondering if i could practise on you"
If you are reading this now and think I'm making it up, i don't blame you
>mfw she was waiting for an answer
>mfw i just stood there staring at her
>"I won't tell anything to candy"
>"anon?"
>"say something"
>told her no, and candy wouldn't approve
>says she'll never find out
it was at this time my eyes conspired with my genitals to betray me
>i was staring at her tits
>those same tits i had fapped to
>almost fully erect now

cont.

>>577937656
>>577937386
>>577936834
>>577936702

Almost got me, tumblr whale. Kill yourself immediately. No one will ever love your fat ass.

this will not end well for OP

>>577938216
lol what?

>>577938417
>>577938216
the ruse layers are infinite. we need to go deeper.

>>577938216
fucking got 'em

Come on nigger, even if wake i wanna know

>>577938176
Please anon be a fucking alpha ofr fuck sake!

>>577938417
>>577938176
>>577937656
>>577937386
It's a tarp! anon noooooooooo!

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>>577938176
I cannot believe someone can be so gay
>it was at this time my eyes conspired with my genitals to betray me

I have sailed the seas of faggotry time and time again and i have YET to meet a man that is sucking so much cock that in his cum gurgling haze will say that his eyes conspired with his dick....

Post it man

OP please hurry the fuck up I've had too much coffee today and I'm getting anxious waiting around go you faggot ass to post this shit

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>>577938176

Lol This isn't fake also, i don't fucking use tumblr. everything isn't a comspiracy against you ya know?
>>577938176
>realise i was about to make a huge mistake i would regret one day
>quick, let me think of a good excuse and get myself out of this
>tell her i don't have a condom
>"its ok, i'll just blow you"
my penis can only get so erect
>pull down my pants
>she's smiling
>blows me
>8/10 blowjob
>her first time giving head
this is gonna sound strange, but the fact that she was a feminazi who hated all men only made it all the better for me
>mfw she thanked me after blowing me
>meet candy and go home
>pretend like nothing happened
>bitch was a master of presence
>one week later
>receive delivery
>open it
>brand new ps4 (console gaming master race you fags)
>check name
>"from jezebel"
>talk about it to her at school, she says its just a gift because i'm such a good friend
>k then
>two weeks later,receive a cheque for $2,000 also from her
>this goes on for a while now and it becomes a trends. she buys me gifts every now and then.
>Just because of one blowjob? and i wasn't even the one who did the blowing
>decide to take my chances and stop being a beta cunt(if you're gonna give me some speech about morals, don't waste your time)
>ask her if she'll like to blow me again, she says yes
this went on all through high school so i won't bore you with the details. I got to fuck her, blowjobs were now something we did on a daily basis. school bathroom, skip out of parties together, visit her at a random place and booyaa
>I'm not sure if we were just too smart, or the universe didn't want us to get caught

now here comes karma to fuck me in the ass

cont.Final part coming

>>577938176
lel if you fell for this trap you're dumber than the average nigger

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>>577936702
fuck your niggery bullshit. if your relationship with the whore 'candy' meant anything, you both would have realized that you either have to end the relationships with the whore 'jezebel', or you must convince her to change. while 'jezebel' is young and at the height of her feminine stupidity, she is also at the height of her pubescent hormonal energies. her body and her mind are changing, just like your own, and she doesn't fully understand it. she is only harping on you about this feminism bullshit because you listen to it. it's a simple cause outside of her family that she can attach herself to and grow within. either show her a friendship that she can achieve the same thing in, or tell that whore to hit the fucking bricks.

>fuck i am a little high, bear woth meh

you cannot read too much into social causes with whores when they are young. they are just trying to find a way in life. give them a good dick and they will know where that place is you stupid cocksucking faggot

>this picture is you listening to 'jezebel' and 2 mongoloids talk about feminism you faggot

SPOILER ALERT
the story ends with OP getting outsmarted by jezebel, who is a moron, even though he knew what she was up to.
Also this story is bullshit, and bait.
Back to reddit with you.

Fake shit. Heard this story ten other times. Fembitch is only doing it to get girlfriend to break up with him. OP you single homo

>>577938924
1. No one writes this long shitty shit
2. No one blames feminism for anything other than obviously feminism related bullshit
3. No one uses the word karma here
4. Why are there already fucktons of these stories on today?
5. Just fuck off.

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>>577938924
FUCK YOU ANON
You're a worthless piece of shit

sage reported hidden

spiderman thread, etc.

>>577936702
I BANISH YOU BACK TO THE MAINSTREAM MODERATED HELLHOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CRAWLED!

>>577938924
I hate you OP

INB4 OP goes off to Bel-Air and gets on the floor to do the dinosaur.

OP you can't even keep your pants on when you know the woman who's about to suck your dick could very well ruin your relationship and life. Sorry to say you are proving the feminazis right.

Plot twist: Jezebel is just candy in disguise

>Final year
>prom is getting closer
>have everything planned with candy. we're going to prom together and we also plan to go to the same college and probably get married
>meet jezebel on one of our normal routines
I forgot to mention, she hired a place so we could meet up and do the deed also she's still a feminazi,she just doesn't bring up her stupid idea when she's around me, probably because i'm fucking the shit out of her
>do our normal thing and about to leave
>says she wants to talk about something
>she wants me to go to prom with her
>nope nope nope nope nope.
>tries to convince me
>I stood my ground. I'm not messing up things with candy for this girl who i don't see myself having a future with.
>she realises she can't convince me
>says she'll say i raped her
>looool.nice one
>she wasn't joking
>told her no one would believe her, and she said her dad would.
>she begun quoting some constitution bullshit about age of consent or something(i wasn't paying any attention)
Oh and did i mention she was underage?
>realize i was fucked
>tell her i would go with her
>Go home and do the only thing i could do
>i packed my bags and left town
If you are judging me right now, you're an idiot. If i went to prom with her, candy would know something was up, also i didn't want to go to prison and knowing jezebel. she'd probably snitch.The only theory i have been able to come up with so far is that she realized we were leaving high school and wanted a bit of closure or something.
Anyway, i switched off my phone and stayed in a nearby town at least till after prom (parents didn't care)
>told candy i was going to visit to the funeral of a relative and would miss prom
>"I'm really sorry to hear that anon"
>i didn't even care if she went with someone else or not, i just had to get the hell out of there and pray to god jezebel doesn't tell her everything out of spite
>she didn't

won't let me post everything cause "too long.final part coming"

So much faggotry in this thread. Guy got his dick sucked by a man hater, then gets free stuff for it. Good for you op, making me proud.

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>>577936702

any story that starts off..
>be in highschool

Should get you fucking banned.
NO ONE gives a shit about highschool but kids in highschool.

one day you'll grow up op.
one day.

>>577939814
that's how like 99% of all stories on here start

>>577939690
Please tell me you live in burlington, nc

>>577939690
and then everyone walked the dino

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>>577938924
>8/10 blowjob
>her first time giving head

great job idiot, your story was 25% believable until this part, you lost all credibility

obvious virgin who's never experienced a blowjob too

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>>577939957
>that's how like 99% of all stories on here start

sure it is Newfriend...
what's tumblr like?

>>577939690
Santiago, pls go to sleep.

>>577940021
LONDON
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>>577939690
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>>577938417
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>>577937656
>>577937386
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>>577936702

UNDERAGE B& MODS

>>577939690
>I never found of how the prom went or who went with whom, i honestly didn't care. I was just glad jezebel didn't snitch.
>fast forwar 2 years (this year) candy and I are sophomores in the same college and still together
>we're in love and you probably wouldn't believe this, but i regret ever cheating on her but I'm too scared to tell her for fear of what she'd think.
Now the question is, why am i posting this? I'll tell you why. My college begun accepting freshmen this year and guess who one of them is. yup, jezebel. Bitch boycotting college and stayed at home for a whole year even though her dad could have bribed her way in if she wanted him to.
I met her yesterday and she wants to "catch up". I know damn well she wants to start going behind candy's back and I'm not doing it.
She'll most definitely just threaten to to tell candy. I haven't eaten all day because I'm scared asf and now I'm posting this on /b/

My life is over guys, thanks for reading btw
and no, i didn't make this up. who tf wastes their time writing something this long for no reason
also i don't care if you believe me or not. Any advice would be nice tho.

>>577939814
>be me
>be me in middle school
>be me in ELA class
>be me in third row
>be me second seat from the left
>be me seeing 7/10 girl drop pencil from desk
>be me picking it up for her and giving it to her
>be me when she says thank you
>be me when I get a boner
>be me when I'm to beta to do anything
>be me when this was the worst mistake of my life
>be me when I ruined my whole life by not saying "you're welcome"
>be me when spaghetti from pockets

>>577940121
you're a faggot
some of the best stories come out of high school

but you wouldn't know that, cause you were a beta faggot that had no friends.

For the love of god pls finish

>>577940021
NC fag here

>ps4
>2 years ago
>story is complete bullshit

>>577940247
Tell Candy everything, if u want to marry her, honesty is important in a relationship like this.

>>577940537
Caught.

>>577940247
fuck jezebel
fuck candy
fuck nigger say I'm real bitches say I'm hot
>both of those names are names we give to promiscuous whores anyway, faggot

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>>577940294

>be me
>fucking your mom & your dead dad
>smoking blunt and laughing at you from my Oldfag tower

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>>577940247
Pics of Jezebel?

>>577940537
obviously jezebel's parents were so rich they could buy a prototype from Sony

>>577940528
Where from? I'm from a place called new Bern but know two or three people who fit the description op is giving in a town called burlington

>>577940247
I would say that Jezelbel blew you once, tell Candy that, long ago at that party. Tell her your sorry, and the reason you didn't go to prom is because Jezebel said if you didnt take her, then shes gonna make Candy break up with you, so you had no choice but to not go in general. But now that Jezebel is coming back to haunt you, you had to tell Candy the truth

tell her it has to be you two against femenazi
that way she wont believe anything jezebel says

>>577940247
Pre-emptive strike, tell your girl that Jizzabell threatened to accuse you of rape two years ago and now is doing the same thing. Your side will be more believable if you tell her first, also Jizzabell is a well known man hating feminazi right? So it's a plausible story.

>>577937656
>>don't get me wrong, its not that i didn't find her attractive, but candy was better looking by all standards except for boobs
>>tfw i have fapped to titty fucking jezebel before(don't judge me)
>>candy had nice tits too, but they were tiny as fuck compared to jezebel"s
>>who care? not me
>>candy was a better looking and also had a better personality(huge understatement)
Justyfying oneself this hard is a sign of severe betaness OP

>>577940247
Nice story man, but I think you are fucked. If you don't feel like cheating on your gf again just don't do that, but if the time comes and jezebel tells your gf what happened you'll have to take the bullet like a man.

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and i the only one still thinking they have there pants down this whole time?

>>577940247
Explain this OP you lying faggot
>>577940537

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>>577940335

your angry child tears are delicious...

>some of the best stories come out of high school

only a kid would say that ;-)

You were talking about Ben Aflack being Batman, but it was announced in August 2013, Explain that shit

>>577940247
You were young. It was a mistake, for real though quit being a little bitch and deny everything. She has no proof.

>>577940247
You are pretty much fucked either way, but if you tell candy before the other chick does, it may be a chance for forgiveness.

post pics of jezebel and candy

>>577941080
Another hole. Explain op you lying fucking faggot.

Lol the ps4 thing was obviously a mistake. I remember she bought me the latest playstation and put ps4 because its the latest now. The rest of the story is true and i live in carlifornia

>>577940537
>>577941080
Story is bullshit, confirmed.

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>>577940537

You don goofe'd OP

inb4 jezebel is actually a guy

>>577941252
same thing>>577941252

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>>577936702
I hate that stupid fucking cunt with a burning passion

>>577941080
>>577940537

If you believe this horseshit story, you're just as pathetic as this attention seeking OP. Kill yourself.

>>577941261
Well Op this is probably the best advice you're going to get. Either you tell your gf what you did or someone else will. Which sounds better to you?

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>>577941428
wouldn't that make it more saucy?

>>577940247
Until the day you stop being a beta faggot by putting pussy on a pedestal, you will continuously get fucked by women. Prepare to get anal blasted by Jezebel and Candy

>>577940247
Well you're safe on the rape charges so don't worry about that. Statute of limitations and all. Just tell Jez you're busy and you'll see her around. I'm sure she's grown up. She won't try to ruin your relationship. She'll be so steeped in college grade feminism soon that she won't even want to look at you again.

>>577940760
This. Selective, convincing truths are the best truths.

>>577941252
sorry meant>>577941261

>>577940247

Post the feminazi's tits.

>>577941649
Thats what i'm hoping for

>>577938839
>ikekd

>>577940247
Cool story OP
Please come back to entertain us someday

>>577940247
You ever see the movie Heat?

>Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around

That's pretty much how you need to treat relationships with women, otherwise they'll walk all over you.

Your happiness comes first

>>577941871
I don't have pics of her saved but I've got pics of "candy"
comtemplating whether to post them or not because most of my friend browse 4chan

>>577942102
Do you know what attached means

>>577940247
OP, here's what you do. As soon as you see her, ask her about you guys hooking up. Ask her specifically why, as a feminist, she wanted to do that. Make her challenge her own assumptions about it. Make her believe that you guys hooking up was stupid and never made sense because of her feminist bullshit. Talk about the whole thing with an air of nostalgia at something that was gone and is never coming back

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>>577942235
get pics from her social media or something there is absolutely no way that you don't have at least one photo of Jezebel either post or you're lying

>>577940537
Lel. Because we didn't already know it was bullshit.

>>577942461
alright, I'll try that

>>577941261
Damnit dude I live in california this jeze sounds like a bitch I know...

Where u from nigga?

>>577941050
Hows that damage control going

boring story, I would've rather been hit with a bel-air

>>577942741
san diego

>>577940783
This. "So Candy, remember that time I disappeared from prom?"

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Jezebel: "Anon, do me on this library table right now or ill tell everyone you raped me after school behind the dumpsters forcefully."
Anon: "I can't, i have a confession to make..."
Jezebel: "confession? does that mean?!"
Anon: "Yes.. I am Aku."
>Jezebels brain deflates like a souffle having the words 'Bake Bitch!' screamed at it.
Anon: "LOOONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND! I AKU, SHAPSHIFTING MASTER OF DARKN-"
>the plot Thickens.

>>577942235
Do it nigger

>>577940247
Use the 3 D's. Deny Deny Deny

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>>577941080
Fuck, bailing this thread

>>577942235
i mean just remove exif data from a fb photo of jezabel or whatever; i mean come on nigger. this shit is hard enough to believe as it is

>>577940247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsBgJovpbBo

>>577942995
Fuuuuck I'm in sad Diego I live in a beach town though.

>>577940247
Moron, it's so simple: FRAME. HER.
Get a very small, cheap camera (or decent audio recording device). If she meets up with you in private, record the whole conversation. Make sure to clearly state that you have no interest in her whatsoever and that you're sick and tired of her 'forcing' you to be in this weird, secret relationship. When she threatens you with anything ("I'm gonna tell everyone you raped me" or "I'll tell your girlfriend") make sure to record it all. As soon as you do, walk out of there.

Bonus points for tricking her into saying other stupid shit that could make it obvious to everyone that she manipulated and blackmailed you.

Now go to your girlfriend. Tell her what happened. Tell her she forced herself on you so many years ago, and that from then on out, shit only got worse because she kept blackmailing you.

>>577941889
you got any pics of jezebel's tits?

>>577940783
This.

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>>577940247
You should tell candy before the other girl does. I mean, you're fucked eitherway candy finds out, but I think it will be better to hear the whole thing from you than the femenazi

>>577940247
Don't confess to anything anon! Mention to candy you've always hated the other girl and she made some moves on you at school. record your conversations with jezebel for any unwanted advances. Video is also good, a vid of a blowie would be good, you'll be able to double bluff jezebel with a video of her sucking you off - she won't want her parents seeing it and it would destroy her feminist credibility. Hopefully it won't come to it.

>>577943592
this would be good. might not even have to tell the gf what happened, because she might just tell you to fuck off anyway when she finds out. but these secret agent recording tactics are probably harder to pull off than it sounds

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>>577938176
>it was at this time my eyes conspired with my genitals to betray me

I hate it when that happens

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>>577938924
>her first time giving head
>8/10

Post a pic of jezebel from fb or something OP, I wann see how worth it she was

>>577940247
Tell candy
record all conversations with jezebel in case she accuses you of rape

I think OP has finally caved and abandoned his bullshit thread.

>>577941261
bullshit

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>>577938924
>my penis can only get so erect
>archer meme
this isnt fucking 9gag

>Op hyping up feminazis tits
>doesn't post tits

Op is truly a faggot

>>577938924
So you got a ps4 and then the story goes on
>throughout highschool
read your bullshit and see of it stinks before posting retard

>>577946027
How the fuck do you even know this? Maybe you're the 9fag here?

>>577946693
well they are using a south park picture, should explain itself.

>>577939957
>that's how like 99% of all stories on here start
newfag detected

>>577940247
It's 2 years later.
Candy will never believe her. She clearly thinks Jezebel is somewhat crazy because of what she said about her fuck nut lesbian campaign.
Just play it off like she's trying to break you up again like she did at the beginning of the story.
I know you feel guilty about cheating, but don't tell Candy. Part of you might want to tell her because you care about her, etc, but some secrets aren't worth telling.
You learned your lesson and the only thing that can come from this now is everyone involved getting fucked. Don't spill the beans.
Just keep up the story about how she's trying to break you up and never let down your guard. Ever.
True love is hard to find, man. Fight for that shit.
Jezebel can threaten you all she wants. It happened 2 years ago. Who gives a fuck any more? Nobody will believe her over you.

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>>577942995
You need to start secretly recording your meetings. If she says she will accuse you of rape at least you will have it on video. The law will side with her be sued she is a chick but if you got it on video the bitch is fucked. Better to loose your GF then going to federal pound me in the ass prison
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>>577940247
so you got a Playstation 4 two years ago? sure mate

>>577937386
I swear if it's Nessie...

>>577936702
bamp, interested

>why must there be people born in the nineties or later.

>would there be any problems if these people didn't exist? only real problems.

>go fuck yourself. nigger children assholes

>>577939690
You are such a moron

>>577940247
You made you bed man, now lie in it.

>>577940247
Well you already fucked up your relationship with candy years ago by cheating, you need to dump her then if she comes begging say that you were blackmailed blah blah blah nothing can be the same then either work towards a threesome resolution, not likely, or just start a new page with a lesson learned

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>>577942995
You fucked up.
Now you need to chose either
>tell the love of your life your dark secret
>dont tell her and fuck feminazi on the side all over again
>dont tell her and stay the fuck away from feminazi
Or
>dump gf and get with feminazi and be showered with gifts and money from her rich ass and be set for life

Fuck her.... Then strangle her to death... then post back here... then make the news... then try to commit suicide by police fire... then run away after failing at that... the rest is up to you after that.

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Screen Capped it for anyone interested.

I'm not the best though