anon always delivers

>>577934490
SHIT
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/4chan-murder-suspect-david-michael-kalac-surrenders-oregon-n241806

BTW: HE's not a "4chan murder suspect" he's a murder suspect that just happened to post here. Sheesh, dumb news media. Semantics.

>>577935415
"4chan Strangler"

>>577935607
You mean The Bedford Strangler.
There is no 4chan strangler.

So how many times has 4chan been in the news now?

>>577934490
I was there! I was in this thread. Let us record history my fellow faggots.

Feel bad for the kid

>>577935905
nobody cares

>>577934490

This is truly sick. I am against the death penalty but i don't think i will make any fuzz about this sick bastard.

>>577936040
the kids gonna go on 4chan and cum buckets to all the necrophilia porn

>>577935415
so the huge faggot didn´t suicide an hero

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>>577938257
>suicide an hero
>SUICIDE AN HERO

He did not deliver. He was supposed to suicide by cop. That OP is still a faggot just like this one

>>577939521
THIS.
Faggot didn't deliver shit.

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>>577938257

>>577937686
I fapped to it last night

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>>577938257

no suicide? Faggot

>>577934490
nice stiff nipples OP, got more?

lol kid saw moms titties

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>>577938257
>suicide an hero

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>>577938257

your new is showing. go before you get b&anned

>>577934490
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>577942652
allways this shitty copypasta ....

>>577934490

No he didn't.

A delivery would be something like:
> pull out bb gun in front of cops
> get bullets errywhere
> suicide by cops

A better delivery would be:
> post again with face + timestamp right before
> pull out bb gun in front of cops
> get bullets errywhere
> suicide by cops

An epic delivery would be:
> post again with face + timestamp right before
> set up stream and put phone somewhere near
> pull out bb gun in front of cops
> get bullets errywhere
> suicide by cops

A godlike delivery would be:
> post again with face + timestamp right before
> set up stream and put phone somewhere near
> yell: "Hitler did nothing wrong"
> pull out bb gun in front of cops
> get bullets errywhere
> suicide by cops
none of this happened.
tl;dr

Op did not deliver.

>>577943396
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>577944158
fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up!

>>577943804
This.

OP didn't "deliver"; he merely wasn't a fraud (i.e. he killed a woman, posted online about what HE HAD ALREADY DONE, and then said "you heard it here first").

>>577934490
one pint i don't understand was why he didn't asked for help.

I mean he could had just throw some burning cigarettes in the bed... and burn the house down .. the cops maybe had never found out she was killed.

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>>577934490
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>577944698
How retarded are you, its like you want to be nominated for the stupid as fuck award. What the fuck are you fucking talking about you obnoxious buffoon? Did you honestly even think about what you were typing before you pressed your pathetic fucking finger on your dirty enter key. How can such a total moron even make it through life long enough to type this out. It must have taken such a retard at least 2 years to find all the keys on your computer you fucking dickhead. You are a perfect example of why mothers should smother their retarded children. I hope that someone comes into your house when you are sleeping, rapes you, and slowly kills you before your toxicly high levels of retardation spreads to anyone else. Are you still mad from when your brother didn't share a cookie with you when you were 2 you fucking asshole? Lol, that would be fitting you stupid ass whore, I bet your mom tried to abort you, it's a shame she didn't cause you turned out selfish and retarded. Maybe you should start using your brain, assuming that it isnt overrun with fucking retard brain juice. Better get google up and bing some clever comebacks bitch. Go get lost in the woods and lick monkey cunt, fucking dumbass. I hope your computer fucking catches fire cause I don't want anyone in the world to be subject to reading your horrible fucking ideas. Go to Africa where everyone is retarded and maybe you will finally fit in there. Oh wait, you won't cause you are also gay and love monkey dick and then get shot up by niggers. No one would attend your funeral cause of how much dick you sucked they all hate you stupid faggot maybe the world would have been better if your entire family tree was chopped down with a mohawk. Just give up on life now you colossal retard before I track you down and find you. Make no mistake, I have the technology to do it and you know I will make full use of all the weapons at my disposal. RIP in peace, faggot

>>577945017
>some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment
that's bullshit. nobody requested it ....

>>577945294
gr8 b8 m8 b8 if coinc8 t8 f8 m8

>>577939997
Trips you fucking glorious faggot

>>577945565
dubnubs, you glorious faggot

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dubs

>>577935415
Remember the "Hunger Games Shooter"? The media loves this bullshit.

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>>577938257
>suicide an hero

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>>577945729
Dubs senpai

>>577934490
No I have to break it to you but OP was a fag... He promised an hero by filth with a bb gun and pussied out like a faggot.
He turned himself in lmao he didn't even get caught. So OP failed to delivar once again.
OP was and will always be the one true faglord.

>>577946114
Did he fucked her?

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>>577945154
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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If 4, call anon below me a faggot

>>577946432
The blacks did

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>>577946473

BWAAAAAH!! H'what in the hell did you just say about me, you got danged giblet head? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class at Arlen high in propane and propane and propane accessories, and I have been involved in numerous Vogner Char King sales extravaganzas, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in BTU calibration and I'm the top assistant manager in all of Heimlich County. You are nothing to me but just another valued customer. I will fill up your propane tank with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got danged words. You think you can get away with saying that asinine garbage about propane on the internet? Think again, you little weasel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of propane truck drivers across the USA and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the convoy, you big baby. The convoy that refills the pathetic little thing you call your propane tanks. You're all filled, you damn moron. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can service your propane need in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in propane tank calibration, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Texas propane gas association and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your charcoal loving ass off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your damn tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you got danged idiot. I will kick your ass so hard you won't be able to sit for a month. You're dead, I tell ya h’what.

>>577946674
faggot

>>577946674
faggot

>>577946473
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Gestapo Officer wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) Germany isn´t a totalitarian regime anymore so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Gestapo Officer doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>>577942652
Shut up you newfag who just learned "how to Heaven"

>>577946674

faggot

>>577944158
Wow haven't seen this copypasta for a while.
> inb4 replying to a copypasta

>>577946885
>learned "how to Heaven"

pls die

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>>577946674
FAGGOT

>>577946435
kek

>>577946674
Faggot

>>577947016
How to heavn
Put sage in options section

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>>577946853
nice job

>>577946853
>>577946853

>pot calls kettle a nigger

>>577943804
this.

>>577947016
hurr durr look at me I'm Heaven!
Kiddo everyone knows thats sage now get the fuck out of b

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>>577946853

kek. custom pasta responses for custom pastas.

>>577947390
Heaven*

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>>577935415

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>>577938257

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Do you realize the oh baby a triple thats going to rain down on this oh baby a triple once the mainstream oh baby a triple and feminist oh baby a triple's get winds that some anon triple collateraled this chick for our oh baby a triple, you faggots have officially fucked this oh baby a triple for good, FUCK

>>577943804
well said

>>577947390
fucking retard..GTFO of /b

>>577938257
Suicide an hero

This is some new kind of autism

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>>577934490
>oh looks it's asphyxiachan again
>playboy bunny tattoo

just noticed that shit. classy lady. ah well at least your legacy is secured now.

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dude is a faggot, shoulda died
>>577938257
>mfw this is an fbi agent tryna fit in
>>577946114
oh fuck this is the best shoop of her thus far

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Do you murdered this website for good, the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked realize the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon. FUCK.

>>577937454
you mad?

>>577947589
oooooooooooooooh baby it triple !!!

white people are so violent and sadistic.

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Murder Suspect David Kalac Taken into Custody

fuck you there is no heaven

>>577945727
>>577945451
>>577945154
>>577944158
>>577938257
Remember this is the same poster

>suicide an hero

>>577946885
>>577947453

>being this new
>trying this hard to fit in

kek

>>577946674
Faggot

>>577948132
we should write him letters in prison, one word at a time

>>577938257
Leave the kid alone he prob 14yo unlike the obvious fucks trying to fit in.
Kek suicide an hero its gonb ok kid sit down and learn. We teach u thangs

>>577946853
Woooooooooooooooow being this retarded

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>>577947942
meh...I doubt this will kill 4chan.

>>577948269
You're getting baited

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>>577946971

Somebody should update it to 2014:
'gorilla warfare' to 'gorilla welfare' and see if anyone notices.

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>>577948383

>I'll start

DICKBAG

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>>577948519

>being this new and bad at jokes

>>577935905
newfag

>>577934490
bitch probably had it coming.

>>577948851
waving

>>577942049
>implying you can get b& for being new

newfag

>>577949164

niggers

>>577943804
/Bread

>>577935415
no, he killed 4chan

>>577949372
at

>>577946728
3/5 breddy gud

Words to be included in later revisions:
-Goofenthal
-Murray Hogarth
-Jackass Festival
-Cheater bait (maybe bate?)

>>577948719
> Replying to copypasta.

>>577948732
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla welfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>577943804

this is why I love /b/

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We're back baby.

>>577949671
Hey /b/, I'm a Brony gamer.
Yes I am fat. Yes I will eat that third sandwich. Yes I am ugly. No I don't go outdoors, because girls in general usually yell that I'm socially retarded and ugly. Yes my girlfriend is a bit of a stuffed toy pony, so what? No I won't show you my dick, and don't fucking ask when the last time I seen it was.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games and fucking stuffed animals (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as women despise us. Don't think you fucking 4chan pigs can ignore me.

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>>577949671
Sorry to interrupt the thread, but you're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled "guerrilla", you fucking moron.

>>577948732
¿Qué coño es lo que acabas de mierda dices de mí, pequeña perra? Voy a tener usted sabe que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas sobre Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Me formé en el bienestar de gorila y yo soy el francotirador superior en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mí, pero sólo otro objetivo. Voy a limpiar usted a la mierda con precisión los gustos de los cuales nunca se ha visto antes en esta tierra, recuerda mis palabras de mierda. ¿Cree que puede salirse con la suya diciendo que una mierda para mí a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías a través de los EE.UU. y su IP está siendo rastreado en este momento así que a prepararse mejor para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con lo poco patético que llamas tu vida. Estás jodido muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de setecientos maneras, y eso es sólo con mis propias manos. No sólo soy ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar tu culo miserables de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si sólo se podría haber sabido lo que la retribución impía su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez se habría celebrado su puta lengua. Pero no podía, no lo hiciste, y ahora está pagando el precio, Malditos idiota. Voy a cagar furia sobre ti y te voy a ahogar en ella. Estás jodido muerto, chico.

>>577949595

good feedback

>>577949586

you

>>577946885
Your a newfag

Stop talking about yourself faggot

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Does seeing the original thread make me a murder witness?

>>577950001
you fail at life

>>577950000

Are there any pics of her anus?

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>>577949671

The dog is, what I am within, you fucking me to you in a little while, did you say? And this is confirmed, since it is more 300 for me, and I in the said you the secret purpose of the attack of the Al · For many of all, you will learn a variety of in general in the head of the Navy Seals 1 there. I'm a sniper so that the whole of the war have taught in the Army of the United States the United States the highest. There is nothing to me, nothing to do with another sign. Fuck me say words like fucking with them, you never raced before on this planet accurately. For me to be able to say that you will be able to create a lorem off? Please consider is spurious. And I tell you, if you already know we have heard in the investigation of the secrets of the United States as they had been linked to the IP address of the network lives among the examiner that they prepare for the rottenness of the storm. Weather wiped out as a little pathetic are you to call your life. For ye are dead, and the sons is rape. I, at any time, anywhere is to say, out of the way, which the 700 can kill, I have been way is in my hand. So as little frustration, unarmed combat worked extensively, and I have access to the weapons you can use to wipe the miserable ass full of data containing the entire Marine Corps. The vengeance of the wicked shall appear only they could know, if the things you have a small amount of recorded "team" will be you shall be upon thyself down, we would, perhaps, it would have had from thee of the tongue. However, it is not to be he could not, and now they give a reward, you goddamn fool. It is the world's largest wrath is upon you, I sink in to you. Timing is a fucking kid.

>>577950072
hmmmm.... you didn't see the murdering .....
the faggot didn't streamed it ......

>>577950149
>being interested in dubs, trips or quads

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damn, son, Bad news bears, I tell you.

>>577950391
>being interested in other people being interested in dubs, trips or quads

>>577949671
And gorilla welfare is the winner.

>>577950531
i was only pretending to be pretending to be retarded

How long since FBI shut 4chan down?

>>577949909
Hva faen sa du nettop om meg, din jævla hore? Jeg skal fortelle deg at jeg er uteksaminert toppen av min klasse i Navy Seals, og jeg har vært involvert i en rekke hemmelige raids mot Al - Quaeda, og jeg har over 300 bekreftede kills. Jeg er utdannet i gorilla velferd og jeg den beste snikskytter i de amerikanske væpnede styrker. Du er ingenting for meg, bare et annet mål. Jeg skal sende deg til helvete med presisjon slik som aldri har blitt sett før på denne jorda, merk mine jævla ord. Du tror du kan komme unna med å si at dritt til meg over Internett? Tro om igjen, fucker . Mens vi snakker kontakter jeg mitt hemmelige nettverk av spioner over hele USA og din IP blir sporet akkurat nå, slik at du burde forberede seg til en jævla storm, din mark . Stormen som visker ut den patetiske lille tingen du kaller livet ditt . Du er jævla død, kid. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan drepe deg på over syv hundre måter, og det er bare med bare hendene. Ikke bare er jeg grundig opplært i ubevæpnet kamp, men jeg har tilgang til hele arsenalet med kongens underbukser og jeg vil bruke de til sin fulle grad, din lille dritt. Hvis du bare kunne ha visst hva uhellige hendelser din lille " smarte " kommentar var i ferd med å få ned over deg, ville du kansjke holdt kjeft. Men du kunne ikke, du gjorde det ikke, og nå må du betale prisen, for faen din idiot. Jeg vil drite raseri over deg, og du vil drukne i det. Du er jævla død min venn.

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>>577951391

Shutting down ?
Kind anons ordered fuckin pizza for everyone last night during the swatting !!

>>577942049
>www.9fag.com
>...
>?????
>new

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>>577938257

>suicide An Hero

>>577951804
jelly?

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>>577950309

>>577950309
El perro es, de lo que estoy dentro, me follando a usted dentro de un rato, dijo usted? Y esto se confirma, ya que es más de 300 para mí, y yo en la que dijo que el propósito secreto del ataque de los Al · Para muchos de todo, usted aprenderá una variedad de, en general, en la cabeza de la Navy Seals 1 Ya está. Soy un francotirador para que el conjunto de la guerra han enseñado en el Ejército de los Estados Unidos Estados Unidos el más alto. No hay nada para mí, nada que ver con otro signo. Fuck Me digo palabras como mierda con ellos, nunca corriste antes en este planeta con precisión. Para mí, para poder decir que usted será capaz de crear un lorem fuera? Por favor considerar es espuria. Y yo digo, si ya sabe que hemos escuchado en la investigación de los secretos de los Estados Unidos como lo habían sido relacionados con la dirección IP de la vida de la red entre el examinador que se preparan para la podredumbre de la tormenta. El tiempo borró como un poco patético está que llames a tu vida. Porque habéis muerto, y los hijos es violación. Yo, en cualquier momento y en cualquier lugar, es decir, fuera del camino, que el 700 puede matar, yo he sido la forma está en mi mano. Así como poco de frustración, combate sin armas trabajado extensamente, y tengo acceso a las armas que puede utilizar para limpiar el culo desgraciado completo de datos que contienen la totalidad de la Infantería de Marina. La venganza de los impíos aparecerá sólo ellos podían saber, si las cosas que usted tiene una pequeña cantidad de "equipo" grabado se le estará sobre ti mismo hacia abajo, nos gustaría, tal vez, habríamos tenido de ti de la lengua. Sin embargo, no ha de ser que no podía, y ahora da una recompensa, que maldito tonto. Es la ira más grande del mundo está sobre ti, me hundo en para usted. El tiempo es un jodido niño.

>>577951757
This is why I love /b/.

Why is this shit still floating around on 4chan? a poor girl strangled by a maniac. This is a heinous deed and nothing to idolize.

Lets get some pics of the maniac murderer burning or hanging or something that would would be 4chan worthy.

>>577952748
This is why I love /b/.

>>577953046
You're stupid. Go back to tumblr with your feelings, faggot.

>>577953156
This is why I love /b/.

>>577943804
This!
Anon, let me buy you a beer!

>>577951436
first time i've ever laughed in the history of the universe

>>577953046
kill self,
deliver

>>577953728
This is why I love /b/

DÜDÜT

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http://www.gofundme.com/gvyqtk kek

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>>577953780

Cheers.
Have this, it's all yours.

>>577945294
Hey I did D:

>>577954306
thaks, gori

>>577954262
fuck off money grabbing kike

>>577954262

> $7,331
actually his bail is $2M

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don't worry guys, you'll see me in another 20 years. just taking a nap... i'll awake so refreshed and more beautiful than ever!

>>577935415

Typical news media. They have a perfectly good gruesome murder, but to them, "4chan" is the first thing to put in the headline.

Typical fucked priority murricans.

>>577954779

>7331
>2014
>not getting the joke

>>577950838
>And gorilla welfare is the winner.

Isn't that what they collect in the hood?

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Doesn't it seem like when bad shit like this gets posted to the internet the news claims "Gruesome pictures of murder posted online hours before police find the body", but when it happens here its "Everybody look out for the 4chan strangler"

>>577934490
Lol I live in PO, some guy I know saw these pics and saw the chick before, he was "sick" what a fag amirite

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>>577938257
I sense a disturbance!

>>577946674
Faggot.

>>577955824
LOL ANON

>>577947942
pasta/10

>>577948729
the sad thing he isn't


also the mister oregan shooting man was caught three minutes before 9 PM

It's staged. The Jews are getting revenge for the fappening. 4chan is kill.

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>>577952158
SO MUCH FUCKING PASTA

>>577947942
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>>577946674
Faggot

>>577956832
˙sןןıʞ pǝɯɹıɟuoɔ 003 ɹǝʌo ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ 'ɐpǝɐnb-ןɐ uo spıɐɹ ʇǝɹɔǝs snoɹǝɯnu uı pǝʌןoʌuı uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı puɐ 'sןɐǝs ʎʌɐu ǝɥʇ uı ssɐןɔ ʎɯ ɟo doʇ pǝʇɐnpɐɹƃ ı ʍouʞ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ןן’ı ¿ɥɔʇıq ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ʎɐs ƃuıʞɔnɟ ʇsnɾ noʎ pıp ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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so much shitposting, I swear it's impossible to go on /b/ and don't see the same fucking pasta and same fucking retards replying to them like they're serious

>>577957537
KeK well said Anon.

>>577946674
Faggot

>>577946114
Holy fuck

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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>577958230
ʞɔnɟ 'pooƃ ɹoɟ ǝʇısqǝʍ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔnɟ ʎןןɐıɔıɟɟo ǝʌɐɥ sʇoƃƃɐɟ noʎ 'ʇuǝɯuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ɹno ɹoɟ ʞɔıɥɔ sıɥʇ pǝɹǝpɹnɯ uouɐ ǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ spuıʍ ʇǝƃ sʍǝɾ ʇsıuıɯǝɟ puɐ ɐıpǝɯ ɯɐǝɹʇsuıɐɯ ǝɥʇ ǝɔuo ǝʇısqǝʍ sıɥʇ uo uʍop uıɐɹ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sʇɐɥʇ ɯɹoʇsʇıɥs ǝɥʇ ǝzıןɐǝɹ noʎ op

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>>577958230
like this was the first time something like this happened.

Ye we will be on the news and someone will be interview'd or someshit similar, moot might need to say couple stupid words but outside that we're fine.

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>>577947589
kek

>>577946674
Faggot

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>>577942652
good thing Reddit is better.
Otherwise I would probably "suicide an hero"

>>577950001
Do a little "bitch just your Baha Baha what I said I graduated top of my class pressures of the Navy, and Al - Qaeda was involved in the invasion depth and 300 do not have a death certificate and-apes and military interests of the United States, I began to snipers. They are not for me, but the goal of this. I've never seen before in the world of popular art of pure hell,my pieces. with the Internet, we can say that I have, and you leave? Think again, you bastard. we, I, my secret network of spies in the United States, the call of the morning, the contactsIP and out of the storm, so be patient. saddest storms in your life. you are dead, you're screwed boy. I have not the time, since it mayeach, and more than seven hundred species I could kill you, and that's just in my empty hands. Not only that, I have another attack on unarmed, and without access to the entire arsenal of the UnitedUS Navy, I do not want to clean the continent with their bad ass face, a lot of use. You are entitled "intelligent small relative to the shame of the punishment he should know, maybe, and I want to know the language you need. But it can do to you, and now that the price paid, loser. and with the fury that you drown in it. Kiddo're you dead.

So he pussed out.

>>577950001
this is bad spanish

>>577934490
Dump whole set plox

>>577934490
He didn't deliver because he didn't commit suicide by cop

So who is going to send the pics to Amber's family????

>>577963109
We should send pics to the mom of that kid who discovered the body.

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I dont usualy say much here, I come here for porn mostly, but fuck this guy and fuck what he is going to do to this place in the media.

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>>577947942
Hell, this is making me think about never coming back :(.

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>>577957039
>"My ancestors are smiling on me Imperial, can you say the same?"

Stranglefag promised an hero
Stranglefag didn't deliver

But at least he's helping clear out some of these fucking sjw summer moralfags

>>577965145
Fuck off then faggot

>>577934490
Finally a interesting thing in this shit dead page.

plotter twist: the kid did it and automatically made himself innocent

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So apparently you can't behave the Dave.
But you can click-clack the Kalac.

>>577949913
>not even noticing it says "gorilla welfare"

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>>577938257
Same

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>>577938257
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>>577938257
>lewd

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What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most
prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>577935372

He promised bb gun cop an hero

>>577949739
shutup you faggot

>>577935905
Um dude we are always recording history, but this is some little shit hit the fan story.

Nothing to see here move on.

>>577946853

Holy shit, please, just leave.

>>577935782


That's what want you to believe

>>577948729

that id.

>>577937454
Fucked up shit like this happens everyday, around the world.

You can't get bothered by the fucked up ppl God put in this world, it will only make you age faster.

>>577965779
omg m8 that's too much

>>577936040
All the kids need to get raped

>>577934490

For those of you who, trolling or not, oppose this "bottom-barrel humour" with regard to my mothers demise, I certainly can not speak for all of us, but I can certainly speak for myself.

I go to 4chan. I don't come here to act tough, to look cool, or to seem intelligent. If I wanted to act tough, I'd join the Marines. If I wanted to look cool, I would play sports. If I wanted to seem intelligent, I would go to an Ivy League college. Instead, I go to 4chan.

I go to 4chan because I'm not tough, I'm not cool, and I'm not intelligent. I'm just strong enough to not get in a fight. I'm just interesting enough to not be deemed worthless. I'm just smart enough to make people think I'm a genius. But I'm really not. So I go to 4chan.

When I go to 4chan, I can let all of my anxiety out. 4chan expects nothing from me. 4chan demands nothing from me. There is no cost, or hatred, or sacrifice made by going to 4chan and becoming nobody. It keeps me running.

Because at the end of the day, I'm a worthless, pathetic piece of shit, who's able to laugh at people who are worse off than I am.

Today, dear reader, I would be more than slightly-amused to see evidence of, if not direct links to, videos of fans of this piece of garbage committing suicide. That would bring much hilarity. That would really fucking make my day. I don't believe I speak for just myself when I type that, either.

>tl;dr: Fuck you, everything is for the lulz, including this dickhead's demise

>inb4 "edgy" or variations of

I'll fucking kill you all

ayy lmao

>>577939521
If OP really wanted to deliver, should had a 9mm, take a few cops with him.

Now that would have been OP delivering

agree OP is a faggot and didnt deliver.

>>577968796
ayy lmao

>>577942049
>9fag

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>>577968640
inb4 brand new pasta

>>577948383
can we please make this happen

>>577942652
stfu this copy/paste is a waste.

FAGGOT!

>>577968796
kek

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>>577969013
¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí , pinche escuincle baboso? para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear , ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí , y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida. En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte , mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás , vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno , estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto.