>>577669765
vaYAyy5m from previous thread

why are IDs even back?

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>>577669854
Uranus

>>577669929
da fuck are you talking about there not they have been gone for about a month now

Why you cunts up so late? I'm on acc

ayy lmao

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ayyyyy

>>577670257
typical North shore fag

>>577670160
stimulant i wont be sleeping anytime soon

Any femanons on?

Fuckin oath cunts

Chur Struth

Cheers mate

>>577670305
>North shore

this boy lives in stirling, scotland

>>577670315
What stimulant? I'm full of tramol 100mg's

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WHO /BEAUY AND JUSTICE CREW/ HERE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xCO3Ie0xp8

>>577670332
Ayyyyyy

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kiwi fag in aus here. vettori gona win world cup

>>577670332
grill here

Timaru up in here

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>>577670548
ayyy bb

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>>577670563
Carrying out the mission eh mate

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Americunt here.

Have you guys ever heard of Flying Nun Records or the Dunedin sound?

I've been listening to a lot of artists from that label, and holy shit. I never knew you guys had such a great music scene back in the 80s/90s.

>>577670548
oi slut cmere

>>577670483
never taken it any gud? the old man gave me a g of meth

>>577670849
>>577670849
Fuck off you skeleton cunt

>>577670913
ayyy lmao snapchat?

>>577670964
And raising the IQ of both countries in doing so

Question, did any of you faggoty fucks even. Vote?

>>577670878
Just chill as fuck. Warm blanket inside of your body and happy bro

>>577670816
Not really into that indie stuff

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>>577671105
>voted for internet-mana party

>>577671215
My nigga

>>577670816
>Have you guys ever heard of Flying Nun Records or the Dunedin sound?
>I've been listening to a lot of artists from that label, and holy shit. I never knew you guys had such a great music scene back in the 80s/90s.

Yeah theyre good aye. Straightjacket fits, the bats, the chills, Chris Knox etc

>>577670816
we had a pretty staunch black metal scene to had quite a few church burnings in the late mid/late 90s but then we grew up, only slightly

>>577670849
>>577670548
ayyyyy boiz

>>577671263
although I dont exactly support Honé's idea to euthanize and deport all white people

>>577669765
Guise I wanna come and live in Middle Earth, do I have to be rich or can I get a job there?

>>577671215
>>577671263
fegets
>i missed voting because i slept too long

>>577671201
ill have to check that out some time

>>577670332
I'm meeting with a femanon tonight that I met on a NZ thread.

Turns out they actually exist.

>>577671381
Dreams are free I told him

>>577671381
Yeah we sort of need them

>>577671513
you can get a job there

>>577671513
Are you skilled?

>>577671513
a visa and passport is prolly what you will need first off

>>577671525
Yeah man why the fuck not. Best chased with a single malt scotch... Mellow as a motherfucker!

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>>577671564
please don't murder her

>>577671525
You fucking doughe, your the reason oh bum licker got back in. I hope you are proude

>>577671630
Yes but my skill (english teacher) isn't on the urgent list, I'm guessing there are plenty of locals to fill the slot

pineapple lumps are shit

>>577671723
you know hes going to now

>>577671707
i dont drink but im sure fizzy will do the trick lol

>>577671823
Just go to Nippon or Corea and flex your cock m8

>>577671564
Slay bitch post to the /b/ros with a timstahmp faggot. Or we will asume you was but fucked by half the otara crips.

>>577671871
Razza n' coke

>>577671882
There now, have been 8 years, now I want peace and solace

>>577671723
>>577671871
At least now I know if I'm going to strangle her that it's harder than it looks ;)

I'm worried she's going to bite my dick off or whip out a huge dildo and fuck me in the ass. I mean, I met her on /b/ for god's sake.

so are fireworks really going to be outright banned next year?

>>577672064
Probably plenty of English teacher jobs at esol schools

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>>577672076
>whip out a huge dildo and fuck me in the ass.

>>577672076
Put that bitch in the Avon after, bitchs love being dumped in the Avon

>>577671781
my bad guys
>i literally had to walk maybe 100 meters to vote

>>577672076
or worse she could be fat

>>577670816
Yi nah broo. dats meann oww

>>577672140
hmm didn't think there would be many in NZ? could be an option!

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>>577672212

>>577672273
You smoke legal highs? You must....

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>>577672139
>Be me
>Christchurch
>last night
>at park with friends
>shooting roman candles at each other
>accidentally start small fire
>bugger.jpeg
>pour entire bottle of wine over said fire
>go home

>>577671564
hey that's me.
Gday m8, sorry just chilling with friends ATM gotta wait till 1 for this other dude to come round so we can finish the rest of the fire works. I hope you don't mind how late it will be ^^

>>577672308
Fuck yeah man half our schools are foreign kids paying to study here

>>577672443
grouse yarn

>>577671968
>>577671871
>>577672076
>>577672212


You cunts. I am put off now.

>>577672418
nope i tried that k2 when it was out but that's it
that legal shit is for natives who dont want to spare the extra few dollars on a tin
i was just working at night so i was sleeping though the day

>>577672470
awesome maybe I can still be a hobbit

american here, is NZ a nice place to visit for a vacation? i have a couple friends there i've ben meaning to visit for a while now, but i'm just wondering is it worth it, one lives in invercargill

>>577672807
Yes but DO NOT GO TO INVERCARGILL. Absolute shithole

>>577670656
Cancerous.

>>577672807
Invercargill is boring but its not far from Queenstown which is a lot of fun there to be had like thrill seeker stuff

>>577672456
Nah, shouldn't be a problem. We both stay up quite late anyway.

>>577672682
I guess we really won't know each other till we meet up. For what it's worth though, I don't plan on posting anything on /b/ or doing stupid shit.

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>>577672959

>>577672956
define shithole?

>>577672983
>>577672807
i want to know what happens...
where are you guys at?
also what thread did you meet in..

>>577672983
No you fuck... You have to post results.... Its all anonyfag anyway what's the deal

>>577672682
kek i feel good knowing i have ruined your chance to meet your potential soul mate if you believe in that shit
the anon you are meeting is probably just a normal guy, go with someone else you can trust and keep your phone ready to dial 111 lol

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Your country's shit tier, can't even get your own fucking flag.

>>577672956
>>577672979
can confirm, ex invercargillfag here, it's a shithole.

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>>577673221

>>577670656
>The largest New Zealand-born community in Australia is in the state of Queensland

No wonder that state is full of dumb cunts.

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>>577673229
Invercargill Fag reporting

>>577673221
You dumb fucking Australian, use cannot get your own either. At least we are trying to recreate. Our own. You bunch of convicts with or primitive brain are so proud of your outdated peace of rag we wipe our ass with

>>577673221
tbh I've been to Australia three times now and its pretty mad and possibly even better than nz

>nz traitor
or
>undercover ausfag
you be the judge

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>>577673337

>on the dole for 12 months after leaving school
>WINZ ask me what's going on
>apply for hundreds of jobs
>only 4 companies have asked me in for an interview
Fuck job interviews, and fuck not having any work references or anything impressive on my CV. Even Pak 'n Slave didn't want me

>>577673173
>>577673191
>>577673209
We met on a NZ thread. Some anon asked if their were any femanons out who wanted to meet up but was too beta to follow through. I ended up jumping in his place.

We're both in Dunners.

>>577673381
Do you have an extra chromosome?

>>577673432
>Tasmanians are included

nice b8 m8

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Anyone Hastings here?

>>577673337
This.

>>577673173
i met them playing tf2, one has nice tits

>>577673526
>Stinky Tasman detected

>>577673494
>NZ dating in a nutshell

>>577673141
Think of one of the poorer areas of your nearest large city.
That's the entirety of Invercargill.
Covered in white trash, gangs, and druggies last time I went there

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>>577673504
Nah gave it too your mum last night, I don't want that shit back

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>>577673595
>huw cun i red da sendences?!!?

>>577673637
i live in san francisco cali, any worse than that?

>>577673376
he beat his hippie wife then cheated

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>>577673706

>>577673723
prolly not

>>577673504
She owes me money for it to the slut

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>>577673702
That made no sense whatsoever. Typical New Zealander. The IQ of a turnip. Rugby is their life. Hurr durr go da All Blacks!

>>577673723
Never been to the states, I have no idea.

>>577673494
the guy i met spagettied all over the place
and texted his sister tho call him up for some emergency and then made her drive to my place to pick him up. i knew the whole time

>>577673723
It was called the 'asshole of the earth' by mick jagger or john Cleese I can't remember which

>>577673749
>No one cares you anime fag
>is on a chan site

Try harder next time, faggot.

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>>577673939
lel

>>577673838
dis tru i can pruve with sicence

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>>577673996

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>>577673730
Its good to have a mayor that takes charge aye

>>577673838
No need to get jelly dude, u r jus mad cos 31-13 beat to da kiwis n dear turnip brains durrrp.
Get back to work you black peace of abbo shit

>>577673393

Now go to the states. Seriously its just upsized bullshit.

>>577673996
thats a fair point
but in anon's defense this is b where pretty much anything goes

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>>577674108

>nick pratt, 19-20 yo, kerikeri, future cop
>worst nz person i have met
>make him cry

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>>577674171
>black peace of abbo shit
I'm not Australian. I just live here. Good try though.

>>577673843
It can be pretty freaky meeting someone off 4chan I guess.. but you'd think if he actually got to your place he'd go through with it.

How'd you guys find each other?

>>577674260
That's irrelevant, I'm not buying any fish you stupid cunt.

>>577674308
How does it feel to be hated by the country you live in?

>fuck off were full
>fit in or fuck off
>ect ect ect

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>>577674420

>>577674208
that's one country i refuse to go to

>>577674289
yur a feget

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>>577674475

>>577674254
any thread can go in /b/, the comments in the thread are ideally related to the thread topic

>>577674474
Never said I liked Australians. I just think New Zealanders are their own level of retard.

what up. Auckfag here. Moved home between semesters cause money but now i need somewhere i can go to fuck chicks, ideas? back of car is average

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>>577674549

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>>577674593

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>>577674581

>>577674581
No bro go back to bed and come back to this site when your 18....

>>577674678
>Heaven
how the fuck

any nelson peeps?

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>>577674678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVw8YMA-Iqc

>>577674386
nz thread, was horny and needing weed. said he was coming down from auckland one weekend. hooked it up. he didnt even have weed and we didnt fuck (obviously)

also he's probably in this thread right now

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>>577674738

>>577674773
No.

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>>577674898

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>>577674732
I'm 21. And you should be the one going to bed, son. English is your country's first language yet it seems you haven't grasped it quite yet. Typical NZer. Hurr durr

>>577674898
:c

>>577674960
You typed 12 backwards... Just sayin

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>>577674956

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CATCH ME ON FIRE

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>>577675056

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>>577675114

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>>577675036

>>577674582
help a bro?

>>577674842
Well at least it sounds like I can't balls it up that badly. At least he was just beta and wasn't some crazy.

I don't think anyone on these threads actually has weed to spare. If we did we'd be smoking it instead of shitposting on /b/

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>577675235
The carpark

>>577674567
true

>>577674582
ok 1/3 of our population lives in Auckland you might as well just say "north island faggot here"
pretty much anywhere where two or more people will fit

>>577675235
park at night

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>>577675308

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>>577675308
more for me

>>577675238
it was a couple months ago
i had to go to a dealer on the bad side of town and buy like my 3rd tinny ive ever gotten

>>577675429
Tfw o tomorrow afternoon

>>577675330
lel'd

>>577675334
eastern. basically have car so dont care about where, just strapped for ideas

>>577675536
wut

>>577675658
this

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>>577675363
lmao >>>/a/

>>577675658
Getting an ounce tomorrow afternoon.

>>577675572
The park at night isn't too bad depending where oy live.
>Used to go out to park at night almost all the time
>Filipino lady gets killed, body found a few meters from home
>Get edgy as fuck whenever I go out at night

Fucking Beachhaven

>>577675308
thank you for looking out for my health

>>577675773
Reddit's the other way m8.

>>577675824
friendship :P
where you at bro?

>>577675658
Oh you really are a weed noob

>>577675238
It's not that you will balls it up it's that you will be sorely dissapointed...to the point it wont end up happening.

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these threads are bad and you should feel bad

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>>577675886
it's the only thing i can do for you, hyung

>>577675891
forgot your epik animeme reaction picture

>>577675892
Thames man, fucking shithole.

>>577675979
this is true

>>577675852
my bad, thought you were referring to the incident at the bar in town.

Yeah just fucking cars that see yours parked in a secluded spot and slow down. instant boner killer. but looks like its my best option at this point huh

>>577675979

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>>577675979
>these threads are bad and you should feel bad
>bumps anyway

>>577676007

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>>577676065
just kidding, hyung.

who's your waifu?

>>577676013
fuk too far away :/
>>577675947
yup i am, like i sad, 3rd tinny ever brought, 18 and less than 30 actual highs

>>577676054
If you're that tight on the money yeah, I usually just settle with a real cheap motel.

>>577676245
r u a grill too

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>>577676183
You're my waifu, anon.

>>577676245
Fair enough, where you from?

>>577676007
i love you man dis our second thread together
#bromance #LoveAtFirstType

>>577676290
yeah man, any suggestions/names?

>>577676308
of course not...
>>577676371
hamilton

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>>577676416

>>577675947
Eh, I'm keen to find out. At the very least you're good chat. How're the fireworks? I've been watching some from my place.

>>577676436
I can try, where in Auckland are you in?

>>577676460
True, that's not far in comparison to most places, like a 40min drive for speeders haha. I go to Hamilton every now and then anyways

>>577675947
wait why would he be disappointed?

>>577676572
out east around pakuranga/eastern beach side but not really fussed with travel if you have any ones that popped out as good?

>>577676638
aids prolly

>>577676638
Guessing they mean in general if nothing happens

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one day I’m gon' marry a porn star~

>>577676579
you gots a car?
also
>True
are you maori?

>>577676664
Nah sorry dude, haven't been around that area so I don't know any places there, ones I know of wouldn't be worth the travel time taking financial problems into account.

>>577676783
I gots a car and nah man, Thames is just bogan as fuck.

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>>577676783
>True
>maori

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>>577676721

>>577676814
algood man. Thanks! :)

>>577676775
Holy fuck dat postnumber. Its the same backwards and forwards. Epic get.

>>577673494
>dunedin
representing
Otago uni pharmacy here

>>577674738
are you retarded?
>hurr durr im heaven and im a huge faggot

>>577676775
fuck marriage i saw what that shit did to the old man, but i would love to fuck one prolly best fuck ever

>>577676514
Okay we can just be friends, that's all i wanted in the first place....anything more is a bonus. And pretty good aye, did them up by the brewery before....we just did sparklers then and we have another box to do later.

>>577676638
Coz im uglYY and boring

>>577676775
Woooah.

>>577676775
Why are Asian women so much more erotic than other races?

>>577676943
i lol'ed

>>577677091
Ugly and boring beats vapid and irritating.

>>577676876
dude come to hamilton with your ounce..

>>577677360
Missus has to use the car to get to work

>>577673843
Hahahahahaha, beautiful

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goodnight~

i'm out