why are IDs even back?

why are IDs even back?
wh still has exams?

>>577467260
Threads really slow today...

new zealand whaaaaaat!

Why are IDs even back?

I dunno

>>577466267
who hasnt seen housebound?

Fucking exams.

>>577466267
Reporting in.

Who had Comlaw 101 today at Auckland Uni?
Thought?

>>577466267
Statue Bro?

>>577466267
Prepare your anus for a big 404

>>577469579
We just gotta wait it out till 9.

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>>577469579
Fuck the NZ threads over the last few days have had some pretty good traffic

why are IDs even back?

>>577469827
Where's the magic today?

I am to be meeting someone on thursday in auckland cbf are they here? CraigsList personals friends only

>>577466267
Why do you niggars try so hard to be like Australians?

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>>577469946
well saging ain't gon help

>>577470028
for what purpose?

these threads fucking suck
new zealand fucking sucks
thats why im moving to aussie where it doesnt fucking suck

Be back in an hour bros

Hello, boys!

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>>577470807
Fuck sake, not again.

>>577470670
See you in like NEVER YOU MONKEY!

>>577470670
Itll be dead by then bro.

>thread is kill

why are IDs even back?

Lets liven up the thread.

Anyone know where to get weed?

>lel

>>577471694
>no

>>577471817
Reminder that weed is bad for your body.

Why are ID's even back?

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>>577471990

Dunedin whaaaaat

Seen any good movies lately?

>>577470218
Herbs

>>577466267
Kefe_ pls

Sage, these threads are gay

why are IDs even back?

check my pink ID

Chch repportan. Some fuckwit got me into eve online yesterday. Fucking excel mmo addictive piece of shit.

Anyway, anyone got some speed around here?

Did anyone watch One News tonight with the story about John Oliver talking about our flag issue?

>>577472446
You got a herb contact off CL?

>>577472834
I bet the bloody media loved that, aye.

"An tv star in AMERICA talked about us!!"

>>577472834
I wish he'd stop doing segments on us. For a guy who prides himself on going in depth into topics his coverage of New Zealand is basically "it's a hilariously trivial little place where people talk funny."

>>577472981
Nah, John Oliver was talking shit about the way we say things differently to other countries, more specifically the way we say flag as "fleg", but afterwards, the host (Simon Dallow is it?) goes
>"Ironic coming from a British man that hosts an American Chat show talking about New Zealand"
I fucking kek'd

Aucksunifag/Mt Albert reporting in, hows the studying going bros?

Any Chch anons?

>>577473298
Oh, I usually loathe the stupid comments he makes but that was actually quite on the nose.

He dun good for once.

>>577473732
I have to try and find the clip man, gib me tiem

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hey yous

>tfw reorganizing kpop folder

>>577473871
Here's the clip of the Last Week Tonight show anyway
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11353071

>>577472864
Haha nvm

>>577466267
Baa baa!

>>577474321
I couldn't get through it.

I can't stand comedians that think they are funny.

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>>577466267
>what up nz fags GREYMOUTH HERE

>>577474940
>saging with a picture

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>>577474767
If you don't act like you think you're funny the americans won't understand your jokes

>>577475207
i assume he forgot sage was in the field.

>>577475346
Good point.

Some with Kiwi 'comics' too, unfortunately.

>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.

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>>577466267
So can we all agree that this flag replacement (specifically the one in my pic) is fucking awful and looks like a box of weet-bix?

>>577474940
Nice blank round

>>577475720
this
also can we stop acting like we're the only country with ferns

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aSquG7tZow
L O L

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I'm back

>>577470925
rude

>>577471467
I'm surprised it's still up honestly

>>577476034
bruh

>Rest of world confused between Australian and New Zealand flag
>John Key always being sat under the Australian one
>ThisShitsGettingOld.jpg
>All Blacks only thing New Zealand is known for throughout the rest of the world
>Donate their uniform for the new national flag

"H-here you go Mister Prime Minister, hope th-they don't make you sit near Tony Abbott no more"

Quakefag here. AMA

>>577476767
why are IDs even back?

>>577476326
what a qt

>>577476767
Where
What
How
Why?

it's comfy...

>>577476767

Got any large cracks in your house? Not counting your mums vagina of course

...too comfy

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>>577477208
>>577476873

can never get too comfy mate. Rosa Kato by the way, Jap-Italian qt, my one 10/10

>>577476767
How big is your penis

>>577477001
The 3rd drawer down
My student loan
With anal beads
Because were socialists

>>577476793
Sometimes we just need ID's. yaknow?

New Plymouth reporting in

>>577477461
Below average

>>577477192
Yes but they all are dwarfed by the chasm that is Debbie's meat gash

>>577468461
Indeed. Fuck exams.

>>577477641
UoA master race?

>>577475837
> its like your mind
are you saying it would not kill you?

Anyone know prices of a lil coke?

>>577478321
Don't buy from dairies, you can get them cheap at the supermarket. Countdown is selling 18 cans for $14 at the moment.

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>>577478127
kek i know, i try not to think about it

>>577477601
wait what's the average again? 6 inches?

>>577478413
this. real shit, dawg

dude ium drunk

>>577478661
Drunk on love.

>>577478661
top meme my friend

>>577478661
the only way to browse these threads

>>577478760
>>577478661
...

>>577478834
if only i knew how to read whem im drunk

>>577478886
i think typing is the hard part

>>577478957
i cant really focus on what to read so i kinda just skim through the catalog and not read anything aha. but i found this thread

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>>577479073
I used to make an NZ thread everytime i had a lonely drink on a saturday night. They were nice. Well the first two were, the third got deleted in like 15 or so minutes

>>577479073
i do that when i'm sober

the pictures help

i guess

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Hey bros, Toerags reporting in.

Just take a deep breath and know that you are one lucky son of a bitch to live here.

>>577466267

Fuck all the faggots who want the flag changed. Yeah, let's waste more taxpayer money. We already give it to all the fucking Maoris.

Fuck this shitty country.

>>577479230
make one this sat

>>577479392
i totally agrree

>>577479392
I won't be drinking cause exams but sure.

Calling making one this sat and one while i'm drunk after my last exam a week from now

>>577479351
plus the soldiers carrried it into ww1 and 2 so its disrespectful to those soldiers who died and shit

>>577479702
what exams do you have bro?

>>577479284
You must live in Bethlehem.

>>577479831
nah, the Avenues m8. fuck jebus

>>577479782
Acc102 on tues and Econ101 on wed

>>577479705

Apparently, that is a non-argument.

Which is stupid.

I also find the argument of "fuck England, we don't need them any more" hilarious. New Zealand is a relatively tiny country. Oh, so you don't want to be part of the Commonwealth any more? Yeah, good fucking luck with that.

Seriously, anyone who voted for John Key should just go kill themselves right now. Literally ANYONE was better to vote for. Even that cancerous shit that is Labour. John Key is just fucking up the country.

You know why he is having a referendum (or two, actually) for the flag? To give an illusion of choice. But they'll just ignore the referendums again, like always. And don't you worry, not many people will give a shit, because most of NZ is a bunch of ignorant fucks.

By the way, how are you guys enjoying not having lunch breaks at work now?

>>577479705
They majoirty of those guys were British New Zealanders (as in that's how we described ourselves, none of the European or Pakeha bullshit) and the libs fucking hate that.

>>577479919
>level 1 and 2
are you under 18

>>577479894
Oh, so do I.

Well, Fraser St but still.

>>577480029
19

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>>577480031
me too. creepy. don't steal my shit okay!

>>577480029
wait that doesnt make sense

>>577480198
yeah and now i just clicked

>>577479924
>By the way, how are you guys enjoying not having lunch breaks at work now?
I'm damn sure we were meant to actually be paid during our lunch breaks but I know of not one person that ever was.

I'm sure the law was a paid thirty minute break?

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>>577480029
Oh, fuck, that's good.

Level three gold there, mate.

>>577480287
sorry im drunk

Just checking, anyone in Dunedin got a hookup for some bud? have actually scored from these threads before.

Keen to shout

>>577480173
Okay.

Let's be friend.

I live in west auckland, why are we all killing eachover?

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>577480029

High school fag, please leave.

>>577468461
underageb&

GTFO faggot

>>577480579
how the fuck does that mean im a high school fag?

>>577480292

Not sure what you're talking about, anon. Everyone WAS meant to have a 10-minute break every two hours (or something close to two hours - I can't remember exactly), and one 30-minute lunch break. But they've since amended that over this past weekend so that employers don't have to give you breaks. At all. Because logic. They rushed that bill through so quickly. It's fucking bullshit. You know, Labour may have made the country completely broke, but at least they wouldn't have fucked us so much.

>>577470043
You got it backwards. The question should be:
>why do you niggers try so hard to be different from australians?
And the answer is because australians a shit

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FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ive had way too much coffee

<THese things wer e so cash

>>577480685

>implying they're not talking about uni

Faggot, kill yourself and GTFO.

>>577480708

Because if you're talking about level 1 and 2 being underaged, then you'd be referring to NCEA, not university, and if you're not including level 3 (which many people can be 17 if/when they do NCEA level 3), then it's likely you're one of those people doing it still. Oh shit, you're 18. You're a big boy now. I'm sorry.

>>577480714
Yeah but you were meant to still be paid during the break, right? Because I seem to recall for every job I've had we weren't paid.

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>>577480870
>exams
>uni

>>577480990
10/10 quality beer lmao

>>577480870
yeah but im drunk i got confused. i was wrong about the statement either way. chill out man

Lower Hutt anyone?

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>>577466267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlmj3V2njk8

>>577480448
are you a darkie? where you work?

>>577480990
Double brown, also what it's called when you fuck a chick in the arse and then in the pussy.

"I double browned this tight bitch last night"

>>577480870
Uni courses are included in NCEA
Levels 1 through 3 = high school
4 through 7 = tertiary

>>577481143
No, I am not a darkie, Jesus Christ, does the fact that I can write not show that?

I'm a student, lel.

I'm going for a walk soon, you should come.

Nicki Minaj is a p good rapper

>>577481267
lel only if you go to polytec

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84JuAy0_4Q8

>>577481357
watch out for rapists

>>577481357
be safe

take care

>>577481454
I always watch out for rapists.

"oi, the police are coming, bro, might want to put your cock back inside your pants and get home. Don't worry, I'll clean up. Nah, don't mention, lel, I know you won't".

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>>577481426
my bad

>>577481493
Gosh, /b/ is lovely tonight.

Unless your organising a fucking rape in Tauranga?!

>>577480925

No, it was never a paid break.

>>577481267

I'm talking about real university, not your shit-tier substitute.

Wellyfag here.
Is KC cafe the best chinese food in Wellington?
The answer is yes btw

>>577480846
>Get beats son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao3051z27EQ

>>577470382
Pakheafag

>>577481749
You're*

Fuck, maybe I am a fucking darkie?

Yo anon from other thread that just 404'd, is the chick from Mount Albert Grammar?

I enjoy sheep anus

>>577481769
Is that place in the mall on Courtney Place still there? That was pretty nice. Like $11.00 for a big plate or something.

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> university graduate
> interview with at least 30 NZ companies
> best of the lot, world renowned, have dinner with CTO
> offer is 85k firm
> casually decide to interview with random american company
> instant offer 120k starting

LMFAO NZ. Enjoy being poor.

>>577482025
thank you

>>577482025
What did you study anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKBUUXm0eow

>>577482025

>implying I plan to stay here after graduating

Pleb please, do you think I'm fucking stupid? NZ is shit.

>>577481998
Yeh mate, still there and still amazing. $10-14 for a massive plate, open until like 4am or something crazy even week nights.
actual chinese food too, not that greasy westernized shit

Auckland CBD, Thursday, still around?

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>>577481083
this. pls no bully

(imagine pic related says "no bully" i lost that pic amongst my other shit on my computer and this is all i have

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>>577481357
I dunno man that's pretty dark.

new nzflag btw

>>577482374

Kill yourself.

>>577482384

That's not a 45-year-old man. What are you doing, anon?

Dunedin fag reporting in. Finished exams today fuck yea.

>>577482241
this. I'm considering Singapore. Anyone know anything about Singapore? Is its...good?

>>577482368
Yeah I had Chinese tonight and it was the shitty Western type.

Never again, I will start making my own.

>>577482384
Fraser St, bro, please, no. Are you close to Fraser Cove or are you clsoer to town?

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>>577482484
wut?

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>>577482575
I live behind Fraser cove.

>>577482519
>Muh 1Gbs internet.
>pt3.14 10/10 school girls
>Cheap flights to everywhere
<Piss is cheap

>>577482519

I personally don't give a shit about Singapore, but then I can't stand the Chinese for the most part (and I do have Chinese friends. It's not a racist thing - most of them just rub me the wrong way, and their culture is so western that it makes me feel fucking eastern).

My first choice is Japan, my second choice being Canada, and my third would be England. And no, I'm not a fucking weeaboo. I know Japan isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and I like a hell of lot more than just anime. Fucking weeaboos are disgusting.

>>577482731
You live in the fucking rest home you old cunt?

I had to take an old guy back there the other week because he snuck out, went out for a drink, and was wandering the streets because he couldn't remember how to get home.

>>577482871
I used to work in dementia care at Killarny.

You got it though haha damn old own this street.

>>577482970
The fuck?

I used to work at Killarny, too. I was kitchen bitch.

Chris you cunt

Kurt go to bed you hipster faggot

>>577482490

Me too. Celebratory blaze? my shout if you can find haha

>>577483153
shit just got reel

>>577483358
Are you a girl?

>>577482025
have fun in america, aka the biggest shithole on the planet

>>577483358
maybe

>>577482805
Actually this....again. I was actually intending to try to branch out to Japan from Singapore after a couple years. Not a weeb either, I just think it's an intriguing country and wanna see the old countryside etc

>>577479284

KEK. You obviously don't travel much.

I do and I gotta say NZ life is very good, Australia is better but compared to many other countries we're top shit.

>>577483328
Funny enough I'm hoping to blaze tonight. If this threads still going when I do, and I have spare, I'll let you know

>>577483554
Oh, I was going to ask if you sold weed but obviously not because we all know girls don't sell.

>>577483868
if you remember Denise she used to sell da hella weed at work haha.

>>577483946
Denise? Don't think so. I worked at Killarny 2005-2006.

Oh crazy. i was there a year or 2 ago. place is falling apart sadly.

>>577483272
Ok, sorry.

Vinyl is best, it has a very warm sound.

>>577483791

>Claims that he travels plenty.
>Thinks TGA is good palce to live

You are an idiot and you don't even know it bud. Congratz.

>>577484225
That's a shame, happens with rest homes, though.

>>577484293
chilla out m8. Maybe it's your bedtime?

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>>577475720
we better design something before we get stuck with this shit.

>>577484360
so you gonna suck my dick or what?

>>577484381

I'm chill as m8.
Jus sayin you needa open your eyes because you obviously legitimately think TGA is a nice place to live. That makes you a bit of a pleb bro.

>>577483852

Haha that'd be mean cheers. Don't suppose your guy delivers tho?

>>577484567
I think I can live with it.

>>577484486
I thought you were a girl.

I'm not into girls.

>>577484659
You say that like it's a different outlook to normality.

so you're a dude, that's cool.

>>577484381
It's past mine. I planned to get up early tomorrow and study and now i've realised all the old people in this thread have left.

Goodnight, /nzg/

>>577484240
ayy lmao

>>577484878
sleep tight anon

>>577484790
I thought you were a girl because you said maybe, haha. I took that to be a sly attempt at stopping the old "tits or gtfo".

>>577472442
A serbian film

>>577484878
What do you mean by old people?

>>577485034
people who were here earlier in the thread, not age.

>>577484947
:^)

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>>577484969
No, I just thought I had you pinned down as someone I knew and If I'd of said no to being a girl you would've figured out my identity.

Does someone in chch want to trade drugs for valium?

Watchagot?

>pls no aranui soles respond

>>577485151
Sheeit.

What does your name begin with? Mine starts with A.

>>577485278
J

>>577485278
last name start with an S?

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>>577485340
nope

>>577485435
not you, retard

New Zealand must be a boring shit hole if all you guys do is spend on time on /b/

Everytime I get on to check board theres a fucking NZ thread wtf

>>577485435
>>577485463
jk, hyung. pls don't be mad

>>577485487
>tfw

>>577485314
Lol, I know people whose names begin with J butn not anyone that worked at Killarny nor who lives behind Fraser Cove.

>>577485340
Nein.

>>577485563
>>577485563

big meanie.

>>577485487
It's only at night and it's exam time so most of us are pretty much just procrastinating

>>577485218
>no aranui soles
Ima fuk u up g mongrl mob 4 lyf

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>>577485607
I would help you out on the weed front but my dealer went all crazy on me recently.

>>577477525

Squishy?

>>577485607
Behind Frazer Cove? You don't live in the flat on COurtney do you? GO TO BED SCOTT

>>577485937
They're dicks like that, aye. Got ripped off hard the other week.

Serves me right from buying from a fucking gay Moari. Rips me off then fucking texts me at two in the morning "Horny?"

>>577486008
No the other anon lives behind Fraser Cove, I live on Fraset St.

>>577486070
creepy. Now why would he expect you to be horney at 2am hmm?

>>577485278
>>577485278
Wait a minute, Alex? Noonga?

>>577486070

Lol had a guy paint my wheels for me, texted me 4 hours later asking for a tinny.

What kind of idiot texts the wrong number about that shit so casually

>>577486164
Probably because I got the hook up off nzdating, haha.

>>577486183
No, not Alex Noonga.

>>577466267
why do u have the same flag as australia? no imagination?

>>577486228
Some people are just real casual about that shit, it's what also lands them wit fines. haha

>>577486228
Oh, he meant to text me, aye, haha.

pls stay alive thread

i need dis weed

i need dis

>>577481123
Lower Hutt fag here

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>>577486304
You filthy sexfiend

>>577486623
I wish, no luck at all.

I get messages like "You are pretty" "oh, boy, what a cutie!" and shit like that but nothing serious, haha.

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test

>>577480714
You clearly haven't read the bill at all or understand the previous or existing labour laws. Please read a book before blabbering on the internet when quoting entirely incorrect bs :)

>tfw have to be sober until friday

>>577477525
Naki hard

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>>577486756
:( cheer up duckie

Night boys, time for a little stroll and then bed.

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>>577487014
>duckie
Oh, you.

>>577487025
Night bro. I will most likely see you around. only we wont know it.

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fiend bump.

anyone remember me?

>>577487025
night, hyung

SAM THE CRIP M8 GO TO BED YOU FUK

>>577487114
That's, a bit scary. Ciao.

>>577487130
Yes, people have been asking where you got to.

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>>577486934
420erryday

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new zealand is where koalas come from?

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>>577487302
>>577480520

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>>577466267
see her is ur new flag

>>577487427
so is salt.

>>577487480
that's why i avoid salt

>>577487471
okay. I gigglesnorted. well done

North Dunedin here any1 wanna buy any weed??