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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was
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Anonymous (ID: 5nSdaylS)
2014-11-02 20:38:39 Post No. 577239982
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Anonymous (ID: 5nSdaylS) 2014-11-02 20:38:39 Post No. 577239982 [Report]
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Anonymous (ID: LUTIszX0) 2014-11-02 20:40:12 Post No.577240185
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Anonymous (ID: LUTIszX0) 2014-11-02 20:40:12 Post No.577240185 [Report]
Roger, roger. Penis incoming, copy?
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Anonymous (ID: fjVRass8) 2014-11-02 20:43:39 Post No.577240678
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Anonymous (ID: fjVRass8) 2014-11-02 20:43:39 Post No.577240678 [Report]
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>>577239982
yes i too am tolerant, also a jumbo jet
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Anonymous (ID: 6/ddHzfW) 2014-11-02 20:47:14 Post No.577241180
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Anonymous (ID: 6/ddHzfW) 2014-11-02 20:47:14 Post No.577241180 [Report]
Sorry, best you'll ever be is a Bell model 47
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Anonymous (ID: JaCgM5kC) 2014-11-02 20:47:50 Post No.577241280
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Anonymous (ID: JaCgM5kC) 2014-11-02 20:47:50 Post No.577241280 [Report]
ha. haha

aaaahhhh.. top lel op top lel
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Anonymous (ID: +24Vu77J) 2014-11-02 20:49:15 Post No.577241506
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Anonymous (ID: +24Vu77J) 2014-11-02 20:49:15 Post No.577241506 [Report]
>>577239982
best post all week LOL
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Anonymous (ID: rNRC/8kQ) 2014-11-02 20:49:30 Post No.577241548
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Anonymous (ID: rNRC/8kQ) 2014-11-02 20:49:30 Post No.577241548 [Report]
I wanna see your triggers
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Anonymous (ID: 5w+T3WWB) 2014-11-02 20:49:45 Post No.577241589
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Anonymous (ID: 5w+T3WWB) 2014-11-02 20:49:45 Post No.577241589 [Report]
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>>577239982
lel/10
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Anonymous (ID: DD55OiKH) 2014-11-02 20:49:56 Post No.577241619
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>>577239982
Lost at heliphobe
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Anonymous (ID: 7JfIpKrW) 2014-11-02 20:50:09 Post No.577241650
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Anonymous (ID: 7JfIpKrW) 2014-11-02 20:50:09 Post No.577241650 [Report]
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the only helicopter you will ever be
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-11-02 20:51:29 Post No.577241857
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-11-02 20:51:29 Post No.577241857 [Report]
What're your triggers?
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Anonymous (ID: RFxDqaom) 2014-11-02 20:52:38 Post No.577242028
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>>577239982
>Continuous laughter/10
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Anonymous (ID: Uwpz0pnJ) 2014-11-02 20:52:47 Post No.577242051
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Anonymous (ID: Uwpz0pnJ) 2014-11-02 20:52:47 Post No.577242051 [Report]
thank you, this is the antidote to half-assed YLYL garbage.
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Anonymous (ID: RUIF6qQj) 2014-11-02 20:54:31 Post No.577242319
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>>577239982
Posting in a OC thread
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Anonymous (ID: NXrkVfgy) 2014-11-02 20:54:37 Post No.577242339
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Anonymous (ID: NXrkVfgy) 2014-11-02 20:54:37 Post No.577242339 [Report]
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>>577239982
Can relate my life as a banana had been nationally recognized by the present
>pic related its me
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Anonymous (ID: TU1J3o/e) 2014-11-02 20:55:07 Post No.577242419
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Anonymous (ID: TU1J3o/e) 2014-11-02 20:55:07 Post No.577242419 [Report]
>>577239982
based copter
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Anonymous (ID: YbhunGj7) 2014-11-02 21:02:08 Post No.577243589
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Anonymous (ID: YbhunGj7) 2014-11-02 21:02:08 Post No.577243589 [Report]
lmao
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Anonymous (ID: /kWwmkz6) 2014-11-02 21:05:19 Post No.577244128
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Anonymous (ID: /kWwmkz6) 2014-11-02 21:05:19 Post No.577244128 [Report]
I fully support your right to be a helicopter, but you can't shoot missiles and rockets at unconsenting people. They have their own right to walk down the street unmolested by heliphiles.
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Anonymous (ID: dTrittFz) 2014-11-02 21:08:22 Post No.577244629
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Anonymous (ID: dTrittFz) 2014-11-02 21:08:22 Post No.577244629 [Report]
>>577239982
9/10 kek
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Anonymous (ID: QJrWJby/) 2014-11-02 21:10:24 Post No.577244943
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Anonymous (ID: QJrWJby/) 2014-11-02 21:10:24 Post No.577244943 [Report]
Think of the children
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Anonymous (ID: Mugnxz9I) 2014-11-02 21:14:36 Post No.577245625
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Anonymous (ID: Mugnxz9I) 2014-11-02 21:14:36 Post No.577245625 [Report]
Toasting in epic bread
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Anonymous (ID: /Ka2i+vs) 2014-11-02 21:21:52 Post No.577246763
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>>577239982

I am a Transhuman Gas Giant. My parents and friends call me an idiot for thinking I'll ever be able to attract asteroids and comets but I know they'll inevitably fall for me.
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