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Im scared. I'm alone in my home. I was baking for my friends birthday party tomorrow, and I heard a woman speak from downstairs. I checked everywhere in my house. It's empty. My alarm has been on all day. I haven't left. So I holed up in my bedroom with my gun. I heard something fall in my laundry room. Just a moment ago, I heard a weird metallic sounding voice from my kitchen. Twice. I can't understand it. My phone is at 17%. Please someone talk to me. Just for a moment. I'm scared. I'm really scared.
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Do you live alone?
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stop being such a pussy
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There are weird sounds
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>>577108802
Yes I'm alone and terrified. I looked in the kitchen. Nothing. I heard it again as I was shutting my door.
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Jeez, you have a gun, go investigate.... and also, what are you baking? and did you leave the cooker on?
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Try talking to it.
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>>577108951
shit, can't you call a friend to come over?
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>>577108968
No. I was cleaning up. I baked a couple dozen cupcakes and a cake.
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>>577108951
BUT WHO WAS PHONE
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>>577109082
Just relax. there are no such thing as ghosts. Only home invaders, go out there and waste that motherfucker...
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>>577109014
I just cycled through my entire contact list. No one answered. There's like a weird murmuring now. No real words.
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Look up
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>>577109093
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>>577109212
I'm really really hoping you're right. But that would mean my alarm system is shit.
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>>577109245
make sure no bitch is stealing yo cupcakes cos if that would be me i'd go to town on whoever takin my shit
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>>577109245
nigga, calm the fuck down, there is no such a thing as ghosts. Either somebody broke into your flat or it's a sound made by something inside your flat. Heating? Air conditioning? A fridge? A washing machine? Think.
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>>577109278
Really not funny. I'm about to piss myself.
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>>577109360
Dude........srsly.......relax.

Go downstairs, take a look around, if you're still frightened go next door to a neighbours house.
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Just undress and shit on the floor to assert dominance over this sp00ky gh0ul
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>>577108668
Turn on lights investigate, call cops if you believe necessary.
If intruder have them surrender or challenge you and shoot.
If ghost or some other ethereal entity, ignore.
If ayy lmao, just shoot.
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>>577108668
op is spooked schizophrenic
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>>577108668

>9gag

Its ok buddy, just grab the gun in the closet of your dad and if something enter in the house, shoot.
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>>577109278
Kek
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>>577109472
I'm hoping its that. But I'm not doing laundry. The original noise came from the lowest level of the house. The second noises came from the second level. The current noises are lower. I think. I'm on third level crying like a bitch.
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>>577108668
suck up your vagina and leeroy jenkins that shit
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>>577109692
Post pics of ghost with timestamp
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>>577109472
>there is no such a thing as ghosts
LOL BITCH!!!!
Why don't you go alone into a known haunted house to prove it.
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>>577108668
Scream with all your might and rush with your gun against this enemy of the Soviet union
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If needed just go outside. Go anywhere but your house for the time. In the morning or whenever you return look for signs of a break-in.
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>>577109790
This
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>>577109692
Everything you've said so far can be explained by someone playing very loud dubstep.

>>577109872
>go alone
>only have a single person's word on what's inside
At least try
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>>577109549
Got me in tears
>>577109692
So you live in a house? Well, that's normal to hear weird shit in houses, are you sure the noise comes from the inside of the house, not the outside? What's the weather? What's on the lowest level (what machines or w/e)?
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>>577109637
Well my dad is like twenty miles away. i have a .45 in my lap.
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>>577108668
>Watch porn with max volume
>fap
>Be prepared to cum over the first thing that appears in the door

Post result if you are still alive
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>>577109872
Fuck that, I'm a pussy, lol
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>>577110082
The lowest level is basement. There are a couple of totes. I have no clue what the sound is that's going on now. Like a rolling/scraping. There's a voice on and off. Soft spoken woman. Can't understand.
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>>577110113
Try play loud music and scream out that you will destroy the intruder.
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>>577110249
Oh my god my sides, I just imagined that
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>>577110082
Weather is clear. Cold. Nothing outside. First noise came from twenty feet away from an empty room.
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>>577110493
Seriously? Call the police.
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>>577110361
Crazy cat lady got loose again.
Call the cops. They'll shoot her for you.
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>>577110438
I can squirt, but not as far as a guy could. My capcha says seek. No fucking way.
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>>577110361
Still sounds like dubstep to me. Did you take something?
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>>577110361
RECORD IT.
Also, totes? Wtf? I googled it and gif related was a result. Maybe you're hunted be an angry transvestite, trying to complete his outfit
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>>577110623
Post gun or GTFO
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>>577110623
Jump from the window and gtfo there before something kills you
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>>577110623
Call da police
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If you're still alive...
Time stamp
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>>577110575
They'll think I'm crazier than I do. At the first noise, I literally searched the entire house. Top to bottom then back again. Nothing out of place. It's fucking freaky. When I say the voice came from an empty room, I mean it came from a room that literally has nothing in it. The door was open. I just painted it so everything was cleared out.
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Also, I want to say that I love OP's reasoning.

>somebody in da house
>scared as fuck
>thisishowidie.png
>Gotta make a thread on 4chan
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>>577110623
Burn down the house.
It's the only way to be sure.
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>>577110865
I don't have pen. Here is gun on my lap.
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>>577110917
Do it. Tell them you think there is an intruder thats out to kill you or damage you permantly.
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If you're legitimately afraid of paranormal things, ask yourself one thing: why the fuck would a ghost care about you. Of all the people in the world, why try to harm you? You are utterly insignificant and no one cares enough to haunt you.
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>>577110249
>>577110623
do this op
just keep edgeing and let them know that if they come near you, you'll come near... and on them bet theyll fuck right off
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Ok, time to get high buddy.

When your high, fuck this shit man.
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>>577111042
God damn it. Here is the fucking gun
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>>577111162
pic of you flipping off the gun for proof
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>>577111084
I am totally okay with that. I'm just thinking I pissed something off. I moved in here a month ago. It was empty for about ten years.
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>>577111162
post pic of your room OP
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http://youtu.be/bN5AXq4WvZI
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>>577111162
put venom action figure on top of it so we know it's legit
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>>577111252
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>>577111162
>Kimber
WHY?
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>>577111454
Because poor as fuck and my dad got it for me when I moved up here.
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>>577111084
Hahaha holy shit i thought i was the only person that do this.

Ys, it works
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>>577111569
Should have gone for a gsg 1911 man... Then you wouldn't have to worry about shit in your house
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Goddammit go down there and communicate with it! You could be the first to see aliens or some shit
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>>577111442
A fuddy5 couldn't kill it any way.
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>>577111569
Moved up where?
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>>577111698
You have no idea how badly I want a 1911. 1%. Fuck.
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>>577111817
Columbus
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>>577111162
You have a fucking .45 I have a .22 Saturday night special revolver with 6 fucking shots and I live in a terrible nigger neighborhood known for murder. Fucking go and shoot some shit up
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>>577111569
RIA and Rem is poor teir. Still good mind you.
Kimber is overpriced especially with their shit plastic mainspring housing.
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If it is a ghosty you're scared about wtf is a gun gonna do to it?
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>go to where voices are
>drop pants
>Masturbate

srsly, should have taken this to /x/, this thread could have been over ages ago.
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>>577108668
it sokay just demons at my mouse :]]]] if u wannt that i already ate, can u come inside?
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Post predicament on Craigslist. Homely bitches will to come over to comfort you. Also mention cupcakes.
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>>577112132
If something comes out just stare it in the eyes and keep fapping
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>Ghosts doesn't exist
>Niggers do
Gun > nigger
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>>577111871
Masturbate furiously. Chances are it/they won't want to be around that. Act as angry as possible

Probably keep the gun in hand while doing so.
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>>577112132
>implying /x/ wouldn't just give him some gay hex to say and send him on his way
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Post tits, that way the ghost won't want you to GTFO.

Honestly, it makes sense think about it
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>>577112318
masturbation would have been first.
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>>577108668
Something like this happened to me once, a little different. In the living room with my friend, bullshitting. Only two in the house. Woman's voice, soft-spoken, sounds like it's coming from the middle of the room, like two feet away from us, says my name. We both hear it, look at eachother like WTF was that?

Never happened again.
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>>577111979
Still alive OP?
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>>577112262
the correct terminology is
>lock eyes and finish
for added effect finish on them
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>>577109014
>hey dude its OP
>can you come over to my house?
>irs just that ive been hearin some weird noises and im really afraid
>and bring that huge dick so you can fill me with cum, because im a pussy
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O-OP? Are you still alive..?
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OP why are you not responding, are you dead?
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>>577111979
Maybe it just wants a friend. It could've followed you from Columbus because it likes you soooo much.
Would you friendzone Casper?
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>>577112459
hope he died fapping. faggoty bastard.
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>>577112454
so win-win you get protection from the ghostygoo
and get taken to pound-town by a friend
whats the issue
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OP is dead
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>>577112602
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

OP IS KILLLL!
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>>577112602
he had 17% batt on phone. He's either dead or without the fucking phone
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RIP in peace op
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"Man found dead in Columbus with strange claw marks at his neck and chest. No signs of break in but there were signs of of struggle. Several shots were fired into his kitchen wall. At that point the neighbors phoned the police, scares of an intruder. More on this story... at 11."
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>heard something fall in the laundry room
check the laundry room. if something is knocked over then you may not be alone. it might be a human or a critter or something

if nothing is knocked over you are hearing things. although certain ages are more common, schizophrenia can set in at any time in life.
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Well OP got rekt by some ghost. Maybe we will see it on da local news in Colombus, Ohio.

Around ghosts, YOU STRIKE FIRST.
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RIP in piece OP
1999-2014
Died fapping to a ghost
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>>577112924
Apparently his gun was useless
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NOOOOOOOOOOoooo.

RIP anon. May you go to Valhalla for your heroic and violent death against the geist.
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>>577112895
It was a god damn women.
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>>577113015
Who knows, she might have not even been able to fire due to surprise buttsecks from ghost.
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Welp op is dead, you know what time it is!
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>>577113256
OP will come back.
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inb4 is schizophrenic and ends up shooting some innocent people because of the voices in his head
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>>577112416
Ran for charger. Something crashed upstairs. Now wigging out in downstairs bedroom.
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>>577113342
OP IS ALIVE! Did the ghost raped you?
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>>577113342
Holy shit OP you are alive. Now call the fucking police.
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>>577112895
It would be weird if I grew a penis.
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>>577113342
Or go mad and shoot up everything.
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>>577113459
Dont be faggot; call police
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Op is lived!
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>>577113342
Google "Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram" if its really paranormal.
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>>577113030
Stupid fuck. He died a coward, and for that, he'll meet Hel.
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>>577113415
Watch "The Entity" for ghost rape.
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>>577113415
No but I hope to god there's an invisible raccoon chasing me around or something because the noise is fucking moving. I legit am about to piss myself.
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>>577113342
Holy shit, you're not dead.

Look on the brightside, you'll have a story for spoopy threads and your kids now
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>>577113679
Post pic of the room you are inside.
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>>577113679
make way for the bathroom?
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Live stream this shit
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Scare the spooky away with this!
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>>577113773
This
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>>577113679
Start filming, it might become a good movie next year.
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>>577113741
Soon to be workstation room.
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>>577113635
You never know. Coms went dead for a bit there. There could've be a female out there that got into an epic firefight with a ghost or something and lost but still died with some honor.
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>>577113924
Well currently it's just me running around like a screeching retard. I did try to record. Nothing on playback.
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>>577114012
Cute kid. Now you either turn into god of war or call the fucking police.
You heard something crash. And you hear sound and is afraid as fuck.
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>>577114012
OP, before you do anything else, remember to make sure you set all of your clocks an hour back, because daylight savings time ended today.
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>>577113763
Bathroom is next to kitchen. I'll piss out the window first. But alarm keypad is in kitchen. Window is alarmed. May just piss pants.
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I heard ghosts don't like to be around classical music. Pay some Beethoven full blast and jam out
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>>577114125
you dont have to be a fucking queer, look at that god of war, imagine you are him, and laugh.
laugh maniacally. go crazy, go nuts! Hail Ares!
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>>577114238
Why wont you take action OP? We have told you many times to either call the police, masturbate, run away or fight and yet you choose to wait and check this thread?
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>>577114175
About to God of war it. The sound came from the bedroom I was first barricaded in. I am a pussy, but I'm going to try to man up. Leaving phone on charge, going to make a round. With gun. If nothing turns up, I will cry myself to sleep knowing this goddamned house is possessed.
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>>577114230

This
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>>577114125
Really OP, just come the fuck on already.

You are a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made from stardust.
Why are you scared of a ghost with less.
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>>577114469
Good, now dont die. It would be sad.
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>>577114469
OP, even if, why haven't you called the police yet?
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>>577114469
God speed OP

Just be sure to scream loudly FOUND YOU FOUND YOU FOUND YOU!!!!
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>>577114469
It's fucking Columbus, dude. It's like Detroit without the reputation.
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>>577114526
Technically only about 40% stardust because the rest is hydrogen from water and that wasn't in an active star
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>>577108668
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K63_dsXQwsk
Congratulations
You have been chosen
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>>577114592
Oh my, OP might shoot an poor black man that is the true victim
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>>577114469
That's right OWN this shit. You go and rape the everliving shit out of whatever the hell it is.

You're a mother-fucking freight train. Lay waste to all in sight. They wanna act like a bitch, they gonna die like a bitch.
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>op calls police
>cop arrives
>looks around, finds nothing
>"goddam women are stupid"
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>>577114469
Wait, fisr write a note to explain, What happenend.

N-not like i'm assuming you will die or anything...
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>>577115023
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What ops really doing
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I don't think op is from the USA since counted the basement as the first floor. Put on some classical music and see if the noises stop.

Also what makes you think you pissed something off in the house?
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> Open Window
> Wait for police
> "Open a window? No I don't think so."
> Police search house
> Find nothing?
> "Oh you know what? I plum forgot I DID open the window"
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>>577114715
Technically bones are only about 31% water, autistic faggot
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OP did you died?
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>>577114715
>hydrogen from water and that wasn't in an active star
i cant tell if youre retarded or retarded
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>>577115370
OP went god of war mode, now either she post or ghost post dead body of OP
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There's nothing. Not a damn thing. My alarm is still on and active. Every light is on. Every room checked. Nothing out of place. There is a tv in my entertainment room that was on. But I haven't watched tv at all today. I'm pretty sure I fucked up and pissed something off. A door just closed upstairs. Fuck. Back in my saferoom.
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>>577114715
Fuck Science.
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Please come out screaming this at the ghost


youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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>>577115382
Hydrogen wasn't in a star, if it was it would have been turned into another atom
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>>577114965
I like you.
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>>577115670
God damn OP. You got trolled by a damn ghost.
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>>577115320
You get fined out the ass for that.
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>>577115670
so, now that you think you pissed off something,
what are your next steps going to be?
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How old are you OP?

Honestly its just creeky noises made by every house and youre just tripping out for no reason
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Just get out of the house OP? You already navigated the whole fucking house without running into anything, just make it to the fucking front door?
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>>577115805
Now what OP?
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>>577115781
I'm pretty sure I did. Idk what the fuck is going on but something is happening. My motion detector in the living room activated. It sends a 30sec clip to my phone. There's not a fucking thing there. The noises haven't stopped. But they haven't increased. It's that same weird fucking metallic warbling. It's like centralized in the kitchen.
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>>577115805
you're a white woman, correct?
>call cops
>"i think there's an intruder in my house, it was dark but he's making noises. yeah, i think his skin's dark too. please hurry!"
>cops come
>"oh i was mistaken, thanks for looking for me"
>shove tits in their face, doesn't matter if male or female cop, female cops are dykes
>no fine
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>>577116049
Priest?
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So, what drug did you take before the voices & sounds started? Have any left to share?
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>>577115805
Op i got some advice if you belive in god recite the lords prayer and i dont mean cry through it like a bitch i mean yell use your balls pour your soul into that prayer and order and i mean ORDER what evers in your house to leave because your house is a house of god and nothing evil can dwell there but if you dont belive in god burn some sage or someshit and make a salt ring
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Play Gregorian Chants off of your phone and scream Jesus's name at everything. It's the only way OP.
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>>577116210
Fire at the general direction of the sound. It might work. It might just be some fucker that is testing some spooky stealth tech
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rolling so thread isnt kill
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>>577116212
Well, I tasted the cupcake mix. There were raw eggs in it.
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>>577108668
wow I've been watching way too many horror movies the past few days. How about you just go check it out while saying "wh-who's out there"
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>>577116348
Why haven't you still called the cops
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I think there's a witch in your house OP...
God be with you mon.
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>>577116295
I might.
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Just run to where the sounds come from
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You need to scare the shit out of this thing.
Bang on the walls, scream, cut yourself, adapt the talent of tibetan throat singing, whatever you must do to make this thing shit itself
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OP, have you laughed at this creature recently? If so you're cursed and doomed to death. I'm sorry.
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please op. more updates
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>>577114591
>anohana
>i'msorry
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You know OP you might not be alive tomorrow, why not give us tits? Just saying
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>>577116504
Please keep updating this awesome spooky thread

Can you post video with the sounds maybe?
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>>577115805

OP: is this one of the first cold nights? It might be a heating system issue--fan bearing, filter rattling around, etc.
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>OP goes to /x/ instead of /b/
>"Your toaster is a skinwalker OP, you're fucked."
You came to the right place OP
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>>577116597
Forgot link
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-G9YwGIb8k
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>>577116473
Actually calling 911 now. Heard my name. This bitch is out. Game over. I'm legit crying now
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>>577116348
I'm in Columbus! Where are U? I will come save you. Also, tits or gtfo
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>>577116826
it's one of your drunken friends. shoot to teach lesson
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>>577116758
I've been trying to capture sounds. Even as the sounds are happening there is literally nothing on playback. Absolute silence.
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>>577111979
Yooo brohio
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>>577116826
FIRE OP FIRE. for some reason i could not post so do it now
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>>577116663
plx stop
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>>577116826
>>577116965
I think OP is experiencing psychosis.

Really. These are the kind of things I experience on a bad DXM trip.
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>>577116110
Congratulations, your abode is probably haunted.
It's making noises and shit to get your attention.
It feeds off of attention and fear like a vampire.
The more you give it, the more it does it, the more that will join in on the fun.

Starve it. Nobody has ever been killed by a ghost.
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>>577116826
fucking hell op do a damn banishing ritual -.-
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>>577111162
nice toys in the background, those yours???
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>>577116826
Jesus fucking christ, I'd be looking at new houses at this point.
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>>577116965
if you live alone explain the toys
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>>577116826
RIP OP.
May it forever be known that your faggotry ended your life.
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>>577116965
get one of these boards and see if it helps
youll have better luck than using a shitty /b/ rate one
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>>577116952
Friends are back in hometown in Kentucky. My phone froze for a minute. I was typing. Web crashed. Came back up and fire was typed. I didn't do that. How fucked am I.
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>>577116838
Go back to Newark, shithead.
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>>577116965
2spooky4me

Seriously though OP, if you can make it to the kitchen grab some salt and make a line in front of the door when you get back to your saferoom.

Actually, hole up in a different room. She'll be waiting in there once you open the door.
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how do we know OP is a woman?
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>>577117069
Supposedly someone got a pretty nasty sliced neck from one at an old prison up north of me.
Place is a backpackers now and bitch was staying in the room of one of the last dudes to get the death penalty in this country on his death anniversary. Rooms locked now
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>>577116826
no, let /b/ handle this. just post your tits and we will tell you what to do
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>>577117080
Don't judge me.
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>>577116826
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>>577116965
also post pic of kitchen and ill tell you if its haunted(:â–¶
>>>577116965
you watch to much supernatural
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>>577117289
Only one way to escape OP
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>>577117225
Because op said she doesnt have a penis....
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>>577117179
bout a fuck and a half/10 i'd say
call it a nigger and see how it responds
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>>577117209
i'm in Columbus, Ohio and not a shithead
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>>577117096
My shit from when I was younger. My mom chucked everything in boxes and loaded me up. Residual bomb in that room. I'm trying to throw a bunch of shit out.
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>>577108668
Why are you such a pussy?
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>>577117289
Do not fear. Open fire. How could it get worse if you do that?
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Saying the name of Jesus Christ will keep the demon away, OP.
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>>577117390
>only one of these statements is true
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>>577117394
Upd8 on police.
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>>577117179
Do you have a gas oven, or gas heating? If you're hearing shit that isn't there, you might be getting some carbon monoxide all up in your shit.
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Have you had a family member die recently?
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>>577117383
I will. I will scream nigger out my door right now. Looking out window for cops.
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>>577117515
well, I live there
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>>577117394
This please >>577117536
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Op, you need to post tits before it's too late.
Believe me, it's the only way
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>>577117249
Kid didn't die though. But now we're comparing houses to hell-holes. Stay away from those places unless you have a legion of Angels as backup.
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>>577117394
tell us about your childhood
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>>577117549
Electric.

Police are here. Keep this alive if you want to find out how much they laugh at me.
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>>577117179
also
>fire
its either saying "fuck you bitch i WANT you to try and shoot me"
or "imma burn your shitey house to the ground
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>>577117703
Hannibal please go
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>>577117707
They're going to put you in a psych ward
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>>577108668
Bro you're probably schizophrenic. Happens to my mom when she's having an episode. Also you generally get this in your 20's, soooo leave the house and see if this happens out in the rest of the world too
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>>577117707
Police-tits or gtfo!
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>>577117707 nigga the cops a ghost dont trust them!
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>>577117707
are they on bikes?
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Shoot the police
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>>577117601
thats the true statement
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>>577117549
Doesn't explain the motion detector sending a video to her phone though.

Also, if house is wired with cameras, pay some videos of what crashed from the laundry room
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God dammit OP I want to sleep soon
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>>577117692
Wardens from back then thought it was a great idea to bury them all standing up too
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i feel like we're all biting this b8 so hard
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>>577117179
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

It wants to be freed. Fire is the only cure.
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>>577108668
go for a jog outside, fresh air & exercise. maybe holster the peace
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>>577117825
They wont, phone got proof that motion detector have detected something in the house>>577116110

Also captcha :instituted etterso
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>>577117931
eh it's the best I've seen in a while
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>>577117931
Is true, bait is tasty
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>>577117873

lol

but timestamp cops or this is all a bunch of shit
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>>577117931
its such b8 i have nothing else to do but go along with it tho
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>>577117914
That's just asking to fucked with in Helheim.
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>inb4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A
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