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let's play a game niggers >You are a colony of 10, 5
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let's play a game niggers

>You are a colony of 10, 5 men and 5 women. >You set foot on new land, nearby you spot a horse and a single apple tree, you also spot a house across the river, which is inaccessible to you at this point.

every turn you may perform two actions, after two actions the board updates

7 and 9 is winrar
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>>576744310
rape horse.
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rape the horse, cum in river
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>>576744310
All citizens commit Honorable sodoku
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>>576744310

Women stick branches from the tree up their vagina.
Men make the women sandwiches.
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>>576744310
All the man mate 1 woman.
Other woman go molest that horse, or smth
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>>576744639
winrar
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>>576744310
Throw apples at the house
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men rape women and horse, use aple as gagball. then everybody goes and drowns
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>>576744639
All women are now infertile due to permanent damage to their private parts.

The men have nothing to make sandwiches out of.

>3 or 5 is new winrar
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>>576744945
oh noes
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>>576744310

I fuck the horse
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Kill the horse.
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>>576744493
HONURARBURU SODOKU
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>>576744945
rape horse.
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>>576744493
It's spelled seppuku
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>>576744945
>>576745123
I win. Everyone dies.
Fuck your game.
eat my dick faggot OP.
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drown 3 men in the river
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>>576744310
#1: No Niggers Allowed.


# 2: No Niggers Allowed.


#3: No Niggers Allowed.
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>>576744945

The men force their penis' insideout in hopes to turn it into a vagina.

The women decide to go swimming.
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>>576745275
are you stupid? Its sokodu, fucking cunt.
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>>576745315
as fun as it sounds, I'll rule out HONORBARU SUDOKUR as a viable option.
still need 1 more winrar with an actual action
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>>576745139
Winrar
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>>576744945
have 2 men search the house
the rest secure the horse
while the women search the river for fish and other resources.
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Men commit sudoku because they realise they have no other options, women impregnate the horse
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>>576745542
Im shit at sokodu
Anyway Use Tree to make Raft to get to hut
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>>576745691
Fair enough.
Can we cut down tree and turn into logs?
Does making a giant dick out of them count as two moves?

or does one move count as chopping tree into shape of dick?
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Man burn house.
Woman burn tree.
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>>576745275
fucking newfag

captcha: battleships iyvicle
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Fuck horse
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>>576745139
This faggot winrard
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>>576745315
>>576745965
You drown 3 men in the river
You proceed to cut down the tree and turn it into a raft, the tree is gone and instead you have some leftover twigs and 6 apples.

>8 or 0 is new winrar
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>>576746424
Capsize boat, aggravate horse to the point of it killing everyone
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>>576746424
fuck the apples
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>>576746424
Shove apple up horses ass.
While fucking horse
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>>576746591
Drown 3 women
men fap to other women raeping horse
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>>576746424
throw the apples in the river, so they can never be seen again...
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>>576746424
Get in raft, paddle raft over to the house
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>>576746424

The women go insane and all drown themselves.

Because the women died the men go and also drown themselves.
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sit around to nothing
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>>576746424
loot the house
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>>576746424
The men beat the horse to death with the apples
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>>576746424
plant apple seeds to make more trees
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>>576746424
throw the apples in river, so they can never be seen again...
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>>576744310
Kill 5 people and feed on their flesh
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>>576746424
One man links horses face
another man applauds
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>>576746813
reroll
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>>576746886
roll
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>>576746424
meditate for 4 years
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>>576746912
use drowned people bones as tools and bodies as fertilizer
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>>576746942
Rolling for this
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>>576744310
dickbutt
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>>576746813
rerolling!
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>>576746424
tear down house
built temple devoted to Jeff Goldblum
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>>576747180
dammit
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>>576746942
Again
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>>576747180
Fuck you, winrar.
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>>576747180
thread is kill
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>>576747210
...
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>>576747180
>>576747210
damn
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>>576747389

>thread is kill
No.
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>>576747210
You tear down the house, To your surprise, there was a wizard living in it.

>>576747180
no
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>>576746424
We'ré waiting OP
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Man hunt wild water melon.
Woman start bitching each other.
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>>576747835
Also new winrar is 3 or 4 starting from this post.

I'm tired
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>>576747835
Have all remaining men form a circle jerk around the wizard and cum all over his face and beard.
Thus completing his initiation into your fold.
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>>576748024
Drown wizard
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>>576747835
Overpower and rape wizard
finish shrine of Jeff goldblum
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>>576747835
talk to the wizard
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>>576747835
built temple devoted to Jeff Goldblum
tell wizard to transform the horse into a furtile woman
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>>576748164
I winrar
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>>576748138
re roll
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>>576748164
finaly
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As the civilization begins to take root I keep the horse hidden and secretly train him. I use his hair to make strong ropes and branches from the trees to fashion sharp spears. Once I completely trust the horse I ride him into the settlement and lasso the 4 other men into submission. just like riding back and forth really fast and hitting them with the spears so their injured. I tie them up as my slaves and for genetic diversity. Then I'll let the horse have a drink, i eat an apple. keeping an eye on the women pushing them to the ground if they try to free the dudes.
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>>576745275
>being this new
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>>576748352
You're welcome
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Op pls
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No.576748490
Those newfags *facepalm*
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>>576748184
>>576748164
You rape the wizard.
You finish the Jeff Goldblum shrine (which is made out of gold which the wizard had in his house from practicing alchemy)

You come to an agreement with the wizard, you promise not to rape him anymore if he turns the horse into a fertile woman, he agrees.

>3 or 6 is winrar

(also it takes time to draw, be patient faggots)
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>>576748859
Kill all the women
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>>576748859

Plant pot farm
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>>576748859
pray to Jeff
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>>576748956
hehe
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>>576748859
Make the horsekin the dedicated slut, having the men fuck her for the rest of her life.
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>>576748859
Tell wizard he is a faggot
Kill fertile woman, explain to everyone else how much children suck
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>>576748859
have all men gangbang the fertile woman while the infertile ones chant to Goldblum's glory
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>>576748859
use wizards wizardry to summon the great Goldblum
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>>576744310
build a nigger slave shack!
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>>576748859
build a stargate
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>>576748956
>>576749093
winrars
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>>576748859
Make babies get wizard to accelerate birth and then growth then plant the child and grow more
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>>576748956
>>576749093
You kill all the women.
You make a farm, even though you have nothing to plant in it.

>1 or 2 is winrar
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>>576749238
Roll
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>>576749401
build a stargate
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>>576749401
dam up the river and irrigate the empty farms
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>>576749401

Have wizard plant pot in out farm

Build huge bong
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>>576749518
roll
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>>576749401
Fuck all the apples that he can see
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Build Eskimo strip club
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>>576749401
Pray to the great goldblum for potatoes
ask wizaRd for hoshostess cupcakes
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>>576749605
reroll but plant corn and other edible crops
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>>576749607
also make the wizard summon the great Jeff
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Kill all other 4 men , fuck dead women
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Make the men suck out the wizards magic cum, giving themselves magic powers
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Op do urself a favour and do two actions
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