>>576447178
in a civilized world, we still have to debate this?

over.
>end

File: SDC19057.jpg (110 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]

110 KB, 1600x1200

>>576447178
Neither.
On the goddamn floor like a true /b/tard

>>576447312
Yeah pretty much this

Who wipes?

Over

File: toilet-paper no.jpg (29 KB, 320x320) Image search: [Google]

29 KB, 320x320

>>576447569
Where do you live? West Africa?

>>576447178

males do over females do under. /thread.

>>576447178
Free is the way for me

>>576447178
Under.
Also this thread played out excatly Like I would expect on /b/

>>576447273
/thread

over or else youre a faggot gtfo

>>576447178
>No pets or small humans in household.
Paper hangs over.

File: flushable-wipes_naturals_blue-tub[1].jpg (26 KB, 320x300) Image search: [Google]

26 KB, 320x300

>>576447178
I almost forgot poor people still use toilet paper.

Under is for hicks

>>576447178
>Over
'Nuff said, motherfucker.

>>576447312

with me, they're still in the package with a hole in the top.

over is preferred though because if the roll comes off when you pull, it goes down the wall instead of flying outwards into the toilet.

File: 1413930216911.jpg (136 KB, 521x562) Image search: [Google]

136 KB, 521x562

>>576448310
baby wipes man.... Seriously the best choice i've ever made

why anyone would stoop as low as to receive their anus-cleansing paper from the so called "below" position is unfathomable.

>>576447987
Anonymous studies show that 1/3 of european women and 1/4 of european men wipe less than 50% of the time.

We're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.

File: 2011_new_Stand_Toilet_Paper_Holder_003.jpg (131 KB, 1635x1923) Image search: [Google]

131 KB, 1635x1923

because fuck you, thats why

>>576448563
A Northeastern United States study showed that 7/8ths of all statistics are made up 96% of the time

File: asswater.jpg (187 KB, 580x430) Image search: [Google]

187 KB, 580x430

Yah ever since I tried a baby wipe at my girlfriends house once, which when I tried it , it was more of a perverted baby type fetish thing, but yeah since then I always buy baby wipes, way more cleaner then toilet paper, if I could afford it I would install one of those toilets that shoot water up my ass.

File: KP.jpg (12 KB, 288x162) Image search: [Google]

12 KB, 288x162

>>576448563
Europe is a fucked up place. Hell, you're letting sanddwellers ruin a thousand years of amazing culture because you lost your backbone. Now, I see that you don't even wipe your ass. Jesus fucking Christ on a bike.

>>576448751
well? do you rotate left or right?

>>576448939
I used to wipe my ass until I met Katie. That fucking bitch. Fuck her.

File: howtouse.jpg (577 KB, 2550x3300) Image search: [Google]

577 KB, 2550x3300

>>576449351
Here, learn yourself.

>>576448946
anti-clockwise, im not one of those clockwise scumsuckers.

>>576447312
this tbh

File: 1403779356761.gif (682 KB, 320x240) Image search: [Google]

682 KB, 320x240

>>576448563

>>576449773
Here's how to fuck up your plumbing and waste a couple hundred bucks a year, holy shit.

maybe if you were using 1ply or some cheap shit fuck that, one square of some Charmin is fine

>>576447178
under ofc u fag

Is the toilet paper supposed to taste good afterwards?

Bidet

>>576449773
i use one sheet and fold that in half. if it's still in-tact i fold it again and wipe a second time. if not then my second wipe is from a second square, again folded in half. two squares max.

>>576447178
Not OCD, don't care. The rest of you are halfwit faggots who jerk off too much.

File: cool.jpg (48 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]

48 KB, 640x480

>>576447312
nice

very very nice

>>576450195
yes indeed

>>576450325
You must have the tiniest anus and most pristine shites of all time

File: parrish.jpg (15 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]

15 KB, 480x360

>>576450325
How do you not get shit all over your hand? You anons must be vegetarians or something. After a steak dinner and a couple of cheesecakes, I can tear through half a roll.

File: tumblr_mlsd1oS6LF1ryzizgo1_500.gif (973 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]

973 KB, 500x281

>>576448530
Yes man. Tired of my ass bleeding from toilet paper.

>>576447312
this

>>576449773
8 sheets! Holy fuck you think toilet paper grows on trees!

And you fucks wonder why I the no wipe movement is exploding.

>>576450543
hahahahahahahaha

File: clowninwater.gif (167 KB, 500x275) Image search: [Google]

167 KB, 500x275

>>576450783
It is made out of trees. Goddamn, do you have no heart? Do you want those lumberjacks to go in the bread line? Shit, no pun intended, but fucking a--they got to eat!

>>576447178
Use water to clean shit, then wipe ass w/ paper to dry it out

>>576450783
yes toyletpaper is made from trees

File: toiletpapertree.jpg (50 KB, 650x436) Image search: [Google]

50 KB, 650x436

>>576451019
Yep.

Don't get me wrong, if we were using the sea shells a la Demolition Man, I'd be cool with that, but until then...

Why do we still pretend that dry paper is enough to remove shit from skin?

Imagine that your friend comes over with his dog and he takes a shit on your hardwood floor. You laugh about it, take pictures, do some male bonding, the dog looks at him like "why did you shit on the floor?" etc. but eventually you tell him to clean it up.
Now if he'd just drag a dry piece of paper across it, would that be acceptable? Of course not. You'd tell him to use some water and cleaning product... and skin is a lot more porous and absorbant than hardwood.

TL;DR if you don't use wet wipes, you're disgusting.

>>576451019
Made from trees but doesn't grow on it. Wiping is fucking wierd anyway. It's not like you eat off of your asshole, or ever have anything touch it other than your underwear. A lot of adults assholes have literally never seen the sun. So... why the fuck do we worry so much about having a little bit of shit around the edges?

This fucking world has become filled with cleanliness fanatics and extremists, but because it's become the norm, nobody even notices.

>>576451576
By the use of "porous" and your advocation of wet wipe, I am going to assume that you're some limousine liberal--either in NYC or Portland. Well, buddy, not everyone can afford wet wipes. Not to mention, not everyone wants the feeling of getting rimjob every time they take a dump. GTFO

>>576451808
Dude I'm probably more broke than you are, but wet wipes are like $2 a pack and you use them after regular toilet paper, so a pack lasts more than a month. Stop making excuses for your disgusting asshole.

File: moneytoiletpaper.jpg (66 KB, 428x640) Image search: [Google]

66 KB, 428x640

>>576452053
I use 8 sheets, as demonstrated in the aforementioned tutorial that I gave to the eurotrash.

>>576451663
Because shit stinks. People smell bad enough already, I don't want to have to worry about riding the escalator behind a person with an ass full of shit.

What the fuck is wrong with you? If you never leave your damn house you can do what you want But if you go out in public you make yourself presentable. And that includes not having a presentable and unfragrant ass.

>>576447178
Over the real question is folded or wad?
folded master race

>>576452635
>And that includes having a presentable and unfragrant ass.

And this is why you proofread before posting dammit...

File: pdvd002te.jpg (34 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]

34 KB, 480x360

>>576452635
This guy gets it. Goddamn /b/, some of you motherfuckers have never left a basement. I swear, what in the hell would you do if a female actually wanted to spend time with you? Wipe your fucking ass with toilet paper.

>>576452396
Your picture summs it up. When you wipe, you're literally throwing money down the toilet. Every time you flush you're dropping about $0.25 down the toilet.

I quit wiping in 1996 when Clinton passed the toilet paper tax. I'm not paying the motherfuckign government just so I can wipe my own ass.

>>576452635
How often do you smell shit on someone? Probably never. The amount of shit left on your anal rim is actually quite minimal, and it tends to dry up within a few minutes and doesn't stink any more.

Does any other animal wipe? Nope. So why the fuck do humans. It's unnatural.

File: clintonisamotherfucker.jpg (44 KB, 519x359) Image search: [Google]

44 KB, 519x359

>>576452882
Okay, I have to say good call on trashing Clinton. I'm stuck a real crossroads here anon. I want to congratulate you on the tea party stance of not paying tax, plus trashing Clinton, but goddamn, you gotta wipe.

>>576453113
Animals don't wipe because, THEY LICK THEIR OWN ASSHOLES CLEAN!

If you can pull off that feat then you have my permission not to wipe.

And how often do you smell shit on people? Walk behind any homeless person and ask that again.

>>576453113
lol you're an idiot

File: tumblr_n1s3rcZwVk1smjc75o1_250.gif (2 MB, 246x215) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 246x215

>>576454070
I think that is pretty fucking clear. You know what else is unnatural? Walking around with feces all over you.

>>576450708
What the fuck
Are you using fucking sandpaper?

>>576448310
Flushable wipes are not really expensive..

Anyway, I use both. starter wipes with regular toilet paper and the finish off with baby wipes.

>>576453912
No, cats are the only animal that licks their asshole, and cats are fucking stuck up pricks, everyone knows that.

You ever see a dog lick its ass? A horse? How about any of our primate cousins? Yeah, I didn't think so.

File: IMG_20141028_234515.jpg (1 MB, 2448x3264) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 2448x3264

Bumping with OC

>>576453304
Trust me, go two weeks without wiping (the first to get used to it, the second to give it a real chance) and you'll never go back. It's a complete waste of time and money and isn't nearly as important to hygiene as people think.

It's the same with showering. People think you need to shower every single day, but it's actually unhealthy to. You should only shower every other day, or less if possible. This will probably also jimmy some peoples's russles, but fucking google it.

>>576453113
>It's unnatural.
so are eyeglasses, cars, and plastic but no one ever bitches about how those things need to be done away with since they're unnatural

>>576454879
Dogs, Mice, Rabbits and pretty much any small mammal does.

Large animals like Horses, sheep, goats, cos. don't but they are all prone to flystrike. Which is Flies being attracted to the remaining feces where they lay eggs and the larva infest the host. Often times resulting in serious infection and death.

And with a little looking on your part you would find most primates also having anal grooming habits, such as leaves, dragging on grass or even just using their fingers.

>>576455573
Those are different. They're unnatural, but they enhance our quality of life. Wiping actually lowers our quality of life.

>>576455250
unless you live in india

>>576454467
Poor people aren't poor because they lack money, they are poor because they lack knowledge and class.

neither, mine just sits on the counter

>>576455954
>thing X is unnatural therefore we shouldn't do it
>things Y and Z are also unnatural
>but things Y and Z are convenient and useful
>but we still shouldn't do thing X because its unnatural
Saying something is unnatural is a fucking useless we've already agreed that there are unnatural things that are good. Besides that there is shit like cobra venom that is completely natural but not good for you.

File: VoteforJebBush2016.jpg (33 KB, 605x328) Image search: [Google]

33 KB, 605x328

Goddamn it. Look, you've got to wipe your asses, everyone.

Our only hope is that Jeb Bush gets elected in 2016. Then, hopefully, we can get mandatory wiping going on. Start up a squad of suede denim secret police. Have them come to your house and force you to wipe your ass like your mother did when you were 4.