/b, what do you think they would name the movie.
>>576390374
That redhead on the left isn't retarded?
snow white and the seven chromosomes
The story of OP
>>576390374
Oh god that would be great.
>>576390374
How moot found true love
>>576390374
Bumping for hilarity
The Prince and the Potato
>>8ysunYMG
Seriously. Give me your thots on this
>>576390374
Potato stew a hobbits tale
>>576390374
didney worl
>>576390680
>>576390374
Isnt that hunchback faggot retarded?
What was that movie?
The little Derp
> Potatontas...
>>576390680
fucking lel
>from the creators of up
>down
retards are funny so I'm down for a tard hero
>>576392002
his called gaston
from beauty and the beast bro
Down?
It's similar to Up! but the plot is reversed
>>576390374
The Potato and I
>>576392179
kek
>>576392002
The Hunchback of Notre Dame, yeah. He had some severe issues.
>>576392002
quasimodo from XYZ (bellringer?) of Notre Dame
>>576392179
>my sides
>>576392002
This shit right here
>>576390374
Game of Thrones already did this, disfigured face and everything. Pic related.
The Secret of the Magical Potato
Spudding Beauty
>>576390374
imagen how the studio would loke like.
where they record voices for the movies
the reason companies dont do movies on disablities when they are KIDS MOVIES is because who the fuck wants to watch some shithead in a wheel chair get pushes around by someone else for 2 hours just to get told "its not whats on the outside, its whats on the inside!"
Im sure disney are sitting there thinking "who the fuck would watch this shit?"
precious taters
>>576390374
Well Disney is sticking with these one word titles so it would have to be called
Special
The story of Downy with her magic sidekick Potato.
>>576390374
The Potato Diaries.
>>576390374
mulan
>>576390374
Fritzl: quest for sunlight
>>576393158
Some potatos would be brought to cinemas, lots of kids would be dragged there to watch it and support potatos. Probably leftists would give it a lot of attention...
>>576390374
i don't give a shit what they call it, i just noticed that this couple single-handedly outtrolled us. out of pure respect and appreciation we should support their trollery!
>>576390374
isn't that what elsa was?
/b/ should set up a kickstarter to fund this movie. If it gets backing, /b/ should MAKE this movie. I would do this myself, but I'm too lazy.
The Latvian Princess (because potatoes)
>>576390680
Lost
>>576390374
Dumbo
>>576390374
I can already see the German title.
Daunie - Total glubschig.
There is a full retard sitting at the German Disney office, changing the original titles into something completely stupid and makes up words. Pisses me off SO HARD.
E.g. Tangled is named: Rapunzel - Newly hairdried. And Frozen is something like: The Ice Princess - Ice Cold.
I could stab those people to death, even though I hate Disney nowadays and wouldn't watch it anyway.
>>576390374
Taterella
fuck that
people with down syndrome are humanity's fault for not living by natural selection
i don't think retard people should live
>>576391915
toppest of keks
>>576390374
oh shit, i haven't watch any of their shit films since i was 10. Would watch a tard hero.
pic related. Our hero.
>>576390374
They'd never do that, it'd actually make a didney movie funny, they don't want THAT.
>>576392179
lal
>>576392521
> retards are funny so I'm down for a tard hero
Oh, man, that makes so much sense for a movie plot:
A tard who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and bumbles through everything, but amazingly ends up being a hero in the end.
That has a huge amount of potential.
>>576395108
I could get behind that, Mr Bean style.
>>576395108
sounds like every Mr. Bean movie.
>>576395545
brother.
>>576390680
/b/ movie
>>576390680
>>576391915
>>576392179
>>576392949
This fucking thread
>>576392567
He's also deaf, almost blind and violent in the book :3
I WANNA BE, WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE!
>>576392417
I fucking lol'd jesus christ
>>576393467
Fuckin lol'd
What do you guys think tardella will be about
>>576392417
I'm down for that
>>576395108
isn't that forest gump
>>576392784
Aria is best girl talk shit get hit faggot
Princess Potato of the Salad Kingdom
>>576396537
I'd hit that
>>576396537
this is so much yes.
>>576396681
Carlos!
>>576396537
Holy shit I'm crying.
Top fucking Keks
>>576396681
CAAAARRRLOOOOS!!!!
>>576392417
most top fucking kek
>>576390374
"from the creators of sleeping beauty comes to you this summer: retarded beauty...the story of aurora's retarded sister"
>hurrr i wand a pronce too sisder..."
>>576396681
ufuckingwutm8
and this is the website of the lesbo couple with the spastic kid who started this shit is here
http://www.delaneyskye.com/
Just putting out there for potential lulz
>>576392417
>>576390374
They already have one called Hunchback of Notre Dame
new movie name
>UPS and Downs
about a UPS delivery girl with down syndrome turned princess by a magical potato
The rescuers from down under 2
>>576397378
I thought that movie was just about deformed people
>>576390589
She's a soulless abomination not a retard.
>>576390374
Tard-it Tommy.
Potatoes of the Caribbean
Rescue Downies Under
The Little Hurrmaid
The Unintelligibles
If Disney just called it "Gdeughrrr," then I would die happy.
>>576390680
kek
The Emperor's New Wheelchair
101 Down Patients
Tard Story
>>576397821
>>576397883
>>576390680
These three. If I could just have these three.
I want the babby's name to be Hughghgh-gragleshschchch
>>576390680
this
>>576397356
that makes me so angry. The one holding the kid is actually kinda hot. Such a waste
>>576390374
>hero
>special needs
There's nothing heroic about shitting yourself and drooling all over the place
Tardella
>>576397821
You niggers are making me cry.
>>576390374
Retardatuille.
Tarzan 2, the revenge of the wranglers
Potatohontas
>>576392417
in tears laughing
>>576398109
kek
>>576396681
The princess's name would have to have wordplay or just make you sound absolutely fucking brain dead.
I vote Princess Tardles
>>576390374
Derparella
Tardzan
they will name it "america"
An hero 6
>>576390374
special eddy
>>576390680
>>576391915
>>576392179
>>576392417
>>576397821
>>576398621
this fucking thread omg
>>576390589
She's scottish. So yes.
The Princess Licks The Frogs
>>576398973
kek
>>576396681
>>576390374
Shrek
>>576390680
Perfect.
The Brave Little Tardster
Air Spud
The best part is that they ignore the 5 other main species of tard in favor of requesting a Downs princess. What about a full on autist princess who cant stop shaking noisy toys or a or maybe a prince charming with Williams syndrome to sweep her off her feet? They clearly are just trying to have a cause for its own sake and not because they actually know anything about the issue.
Also Disney won't touch this with a 500 foot pole because there is no positive way to portray a retard. If its positive, people will be mad about it being a false portrayal.
I think we all would be able to relate more to an autist princess than a potato one.
Durkules.
>>576400228
>a kid with down syndrome and leukemia
>jewish
>Poland during the 2nd world war
>looking for a missing dog named potato
>>576398621
you missed an opportunity with "Tardzan" there, buddy
>>576397356
I used all my edge on this one
>>576401069
>With one leg, black, transgender, foxkin,and overweight.
Disney presents: There, Now Leave Us Alone
The Kings Helmet
>>576401858
>become friend's with dictator's son
>they look for missing dog
>help people while lookin for dog
>find dog
>Son tells his dictator father to end the war
>the end
>>576398782
>just make you sound absolutely fucking brain dead.
KEK!
I guess it works
>>576390374
literally the special princess
>>576402368
>>576402368
get the fuck out of this thread with your real stupid ideas faggot cocksucker faggot
>>576402608
I'm super cereal. What is that? An aborted baby?
>>576402771
WHAT'RE THEY SELLING?
>>576403051
dressed up as snow white at that.
>>576402146
>Ending credits is a photo montage of the dictator coming to terms with being a furry and yiffing furiously with Princesself Nigatato Hobblelard.
Captcha declares the prince will be named agustav arms
>>576403051
It's a stillbirth from a miscarriage and yes, they kept it and put a dress on it.
>>576392417
underrated post
This was on the website.
topkek
Plot:
>Russian girl
>Poor family
>All day harvest vegetable for family
>Winter
>No much vegetable
>Find in cold earth vegetable
>Make drink from vegetable
>Vodka
>Drink is pure and good
>Sell vodka
>Get told no, you kannot sell vodka
>But sell vodka
>Den Tzar come take family
>Girl is crushed, see vegetable, be strong like vegetable
>Rally people underneath her beautiful speech of vegetable
>Overthrow Tzar
>Carry the name of vegetable
>Potato
>>576403556
How the hell do you dispose of a miscarriage? Flush it down the toilet?
>>576391343
> >>8y3unYMG
kek
>>576392535
You win the internet. Idgaf if you are man woman boy or girl, I love you.
>>576404125
>>576390374
>>576390374
Ms. Potato Head?
They already fucked it up by making a fucking ginger. I mean, its all in the past but we realy hate gingers, don't we?
>>576402608
>>576405658
>
lel
Debbie Downer will be the new Disney princess
>>576391915
>>576392179
>>576392417
Fuckin thread gave me hiccups
>From the producers of UP
Down
>>576408062
too late faggot it's already been said like 3 times in this thread
>>576390374
*Indecipherable screech*
>>576392417
Topkek m8
>>576402771
>>576403170
>>576390374
This is fucking stupid. K then, I want Disney to create a princess with cancer, because us cancer patients feel like we're not important enough.
>>576398030
Lold accidentally at this one