Mosgiel- Dunedin reporting in
>Inb4 why are ids back

Why ar-
>>576102002
How can you inb4 that???

Hello, boys!

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>>576102193
Fucking hell. I can't believe I've done this.

>>576101876
Coromandel here. Yes we do have internet out here

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>>576102193
>>576102260

>>576102416
Lol loser.

>>576101876
Mean Maori Mean!

>>576102983
Where abouts in Old Zealand are you from, bumper?

Hey guys

5510 Levin City

>>576103118
Auckland. And you?

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Bump with Wellington nudes

>>576103692
Tauranga.

How long have you been in New Zealand, Mr. Xan?

>>576101876
Kefe pls go to sleep

>>576103775
All my life. Who's mr xan?

>>576103717
keep going

>>576103105
i hate this, what the fuck does it even mean

Hamilton so boring

>>576103717
got any more of chloe bruh?

>>576103912
I'm implying you're Asian.

>>576103278
Im sorry to hear that...

wellington fag here

Anyone selling weed in Tauranga?

>>576104067
Lol i'm white.

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>>576101876
NAAAAAPIIIEERRRR

Anyone looking for some pingas?

Auckland

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>>576104319
Glad to hear it.

Any femanons on?

>>576104402
Do they even have internet in Maraenui

>>576104665
i don't like you, stop posting

>>576104606
Yip. Femanon reporting in. ;D

Welly fag reporting in. Any1 got any noods?

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>>576104665
just check out the FB online garage sale sites n ull know they do.

why are IDs even back?

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Not sure where this chick's from

looking for weed on the shore or out in hobsonville area. hook a brother up

>>576104060
Nope only had that one

>>576104778
More the reason to post, then.

>>576104960
bro straight up I'm pretty sure she used to be from Palmy but she moved down to Welly to study at Massey. Anyone else know who she is?

>>576105115
no don't

>>576104786
Where you from femanon?

why are IDs even back?

>>576105287
South Auckland :)

>>576105371
WEST

IS

BEST

>>576105371
Are you black?

Christchurch! Someone make me go study. I have an exam tomorrow!!

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>>576105467

>>576105519
What? No. :D

>>576105540
Same bro at UC?

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>>576105556
Yo, Hyung!

Wellyfag here, its a bit like auckland but not shit.

>>576105557
Prove it. Post tits with timestamp.

>>576103992
Hamilton wizard clan reporting for duty summoner

>tfw resistant to hangovers

>>576105695
Yeah bro what are you studying?

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>>576105698

>>576105834
Accounting and Finance, Stats101 tomorrow. You?

>>576105729
It's a smaller auckland that replaced islanders/maoris and asians with hipsters and culture, I definitely prefer it here.

>>576105907
Hahahahahah are you me???
Im doing the same bro, Im pretty happy with stats though how about you?

>>576105786
Nope. Im not. :D lol

>>576102002
Maaaate! Outram, Dunedin!

>>576105695
Uoa >>>>>>> everything

>>576104606
Was anyone here for yesterdays thread?
Holy shit what a mess!

>>576106029
Um its ok I guess, pretty easy stuff

>>576103992
Hello summoner. Also Hamilton

>>576106115
what happened yesterday?

Vegas born "studying" in hamilton.

>>576106115
what happened

>>576106121
What other courses did you do this semester?

>>576106115
you mean like every fucking other nz thread? or did something that wasn't "why are ids even back", "hello hyung", "who's got weed" or "where are you from?" happen?

>>576106071
Fuck off, cancer.

>>576106115
Yeah? What are you talking about? The girl and "Is my boyfriend but not really"?

>>576106115
Woops didn't mean to reply to your post.

>>576106265
Acct103, Info123, and Econ105. Yourself?

>>576106339
Acct102, Info123 and Econ104.
Good to know I'm not the only person at UC on 4chan haha

>>576106248
>>576106258
>>576106276
>>576106317
Fucking Idbro for the first half was allgood probably sober then went full on autist..

>>576105695

Also a UC fag
ACCT211, 252, 256 and INFO243.

>>576106551
yeah, what happened?

>>576106420
Yeah haha, not the best thing to spread round. Acct102 is pretty easy, same with Econ104. Info123 is just terrible. Went to 6 lectures this term

>>576106601
That's what I'm doing next semester. Did you enjoy them at all?

>>576106601
Just enrolled in those papers for next year, UC account on 4chan haha

Who's in Dunedin?

Auckfag spending the night in Wellington reporting in. This place is an irredeemable shithole

>>576106691
Fuck no haha. Yeah I went to 3 in the first term and got 84% in the mid term test. I cant be bothered with 102 and 104 cause they're so easy! Do not understand how 102 and 101 are the most failed papers at UC!

Wellyfag here

>>576106551
Oh, yeah, lol.

>>576106871
Yeah basic as. Are you following the Chartered course?

>>576106842
depends on whether or not you're a good cunt or have a cunt. either's good

>>576106672
Let me look for some screen shots.

>>576106714
Didn't think you could do ACCT211 in first semester. Cause no doubt I'll be repeating it I think, otherwise enjoy 252 and 256 and info 243 is a breeze - just a bit more advanced than 123.

>>576106809
Commerce is the career of the gods.

Sheep fuckers get in this thread and prove that you don't fuck sheep, fuckers.

>>576107107
cheers mate

>>576107003
Yeah man, looks like we're gonna be doing the next few years together haha!

>>576107163
Yeah its a decent career. I think it may be 211 in the second semester cant remember when exactly my papers are

Bu chance will I find William Wakefield in here?

>>576106317
Lol. I have become internet history. :D
Im back today, fuckers!

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why tf does it take so long for the pizza to get here?

is he doing side job weed transactions or something lmfai

>>576107291
Sounds like it bro. How are you fitting finance in?

>>576106968
Wellyfag also
bus drivers dicks amrite

>>576107163
Shit, might not be those exact ones then. Its going to be my second semester of first year next year if that makes sense? cause I started halfway through the year so I'm going doing 2 level 2 papers next semester, the finance and management accounting? then 103 and some other cunt

Why are ids even back?

>>576107430
also wellybrao

>>576107405
Was thinking of just doing some elective papers in finance.

Are you double majoring?

>>576107430
Oh lord. What part?

lamest thread i've ever seened

>>576107342
oi cunt, what'd you do?

>>576107473
I'll be doing management accounting and finance 201 as well mayn. Been under performing so bad

>>576107576
Yeah i just added it to my degree, its like 3 or extra papers for a double, worth looking ae

>>576107674
im not a cunt. dont be mean. what do you mean, what did i do?

fucking freshers

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>>576107281
What's more autistic is that he actually calculated this half way through the thread.

>>576107762
you'd better fucking be used to being called cunt. partly because you're on 4chan, but mostly cause you're from new zealand.

what did you do in last night's thread? something good, apparently.

>>576107685
See you there next semester bro

>>576107685
Why bro? Just been slacking or did you find it difficult?

>>576107102
m8 i'm good cunt as

>576106076
Does your name begin with L?

>>576107874
fukken hell, that autistic faggot

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>>576107402
>lmfai
laugh my fucking as in

Ham-fag here

Dunno why Im on 4chan

>>576107685
Why bro? Did you find it difficult or were you just being a slack cunt?

>>576107908
Different person.

She talked about her boyfriend that she isn't actually sure is her boyfriend.

That other anon is talking about IDbro...whose in this thread but remaining rather quiet now.

>>576107589
in newlands
Pretty sure using anything but a card is considered a hate crime against the driver

>>576108003
I done fucked up
>>576106076
Does your name begin with L?

>>576107954
where you at? you got weed? studyfag? what year? femanon?

>>576107908
firstly okay, secondly im not from nz, im just in nz atm.
nah just stupid stuff. :)

>>576108041
also ham fag in pukete reporting in

anyone got nz grills nude?

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There was a nz nudes thread awhile back and noone saved a thing? Goddamn you guys are just too nice.

>>576107909
>>576107685
Cool we're all gonna be in the same class and not know each other haha

>>576108076
yeah, now things make more sense.

so one's some autist fuck who calculates the percentage of his posts per thread and the other's some autist cunt who thinks she may be in a relationship but isn't sure?

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i have a gf. i think.

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>>576108076
>>576108076

Tell us the story cunt I'm really fucking interested.

>>576108212
Yeah... Well Im not sure how you get around that hahah

>>576108212
never fucking tell each other who you are. it'll lead to problems

>>576108181
Most of the time it's the same shit. Same photos in a Lithuanian nudes thread will be posted in NZ nudes thread. No point saving many.

>>576108238

bottom line is, the retard is at saturation point in here

>>576108238
im not autist and actually just telling all u stupid guys to my bf! yeah!

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>>576108238
i only did it once

>>576102002
Mozzy fag reporting in

>>576108346
fuckin ay.

one more thing, though. is IDbro this "hello hyung" fag who's in here every thread?

>>576107909
Yeah man! Summer holidays first though lol.

>>576107924
Bit of both, started quite well then sorta dropped the ball, plus the lecturer for finance is a bit of a bitch.

>>576108340
lol how

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>>576108424
>>576108451
nevermind, there's my answer.

>>576108482
get a fucking summer job

>>576108238
>>576108275
I was in the thread and it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. IDbro was posting a fair bit, think he was steadily getting more loose as the night went on but it wasn't, as far as I recall, anything that extraordinary.

The girl anon, from Auckland 'West is Best' mentioned her boyfriend is working hard which means he hasn't got time to work hard on her so she isn't buying him Christmas presents this year because:
"I'm not sure he's really my boyfriend"
"Boys are hard to buy for"

Trying to find the other caps...

Hillsborough, Auckland reporting in. AU student

anyone playing in bands or anything?

>>576104402
I am not from New Zealand. I did go to the Thirsty Whale though - I got chatted up by a Samoan lady, she was fucking massive. I also had one bitch say she liked my friend.

I don't like Napier.

Oh yeah and people kept getting sucked into the sea, fucking bermuda triangle ass town.

>>576108302
neither haha guess we will never know :D

>>576108482
deb reed? the american one?

>>576108181
I've lived in this country for 18 years, and I've never seen kiwi pornography. Nude kiwis yes, but not porno.

Do they exist?

>>576108565
Yeah, it pretty much does seem the norm for NZthreads. Pretty embarrassing that these morons are what a number of people in the world now think nz is full of...

>>576108565
Thank you. Sums it up quite good, Anon. :)

>>576108664
Which lecture theatre are you in tomorrow?

>>576108131
nah mate no weed haha, at high school yr 13, you?

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Kapiti coast 5032

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i just like posting when it's comfy

>>576108776
I fucking doubt it. Mostly because it wouldn't be international shit, it'd stay inside the country. And there's not a single person in New Zealand who wants to listen to a New Zealand accent while trying to wank

>>576108837
A1 yourself?

>>576108776
may not be a profitable enough industry considering how small a country we are and the internet and all.

>>576108789
I hope youre not refering to me as a moron. If so, I am still not from NZ and will leave you soon. :)

NZ nude thread? Pretty sure I saw someone I knew last time

>>576108853
m8 gtfo, you're too young for this shit. get off 4chan and have a life before it's too late

>>576108776
There was a guy that wanted to film a Kiwi porn 'star' give birth while she got fucked.

>>576108770
yeah fuck that bitch

>>576108904
Same

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where's the pizza?

where's the booze?

>>576109001
Shes the one that gave out her number so you could text her during lectures haha

>>576108953
livin the dream

>>576108923
You, without a fucking doubt, are a moron.

>>576109093
Where's the love we thought we'd never lose?

>>576109024
Oh shit haha!

>>576109001
She's so annoying, we just had her in 102, ruined the last 2 weeks for me lik

>>576109141
Explain why.

>>576109141
i'm not tho, ayyy hyung?

>>576108662
>sucked in to the sea
kek

>>576109193
>>576109105

Yeah text her once telling her to turn the front light off and never replied, useless bitch

>>576108984
you're god damn right mate, cheers for the advice

Lived in NZ for 2 years. Didn't care much for the weather or the relatively poor currency.

Um. I like the butter chicken pies you can get reduced at lunch times in Countdown. I like that you can buy that cookies & cream ice cream 2 litre tub for like 4.99 sometimes. I like that Christchurch is all smashed up, looks cool.

For me, Wellington was a rich mummy and daddy hipster city. Auckland was rich mummy and daddy china town.

The internet in NZ can suck my dick, suck it through a really small bandwidth straw.

>>576109223
Just think about your life and it'll come to you.

>>576109241
Maybe moron is a bit much for you, but you're probably an aspie at the very least.

>>576108992
Bro, fuck are you in laws123?

>>576109193
Haha crazy as

>>576109327
hahahahah good cunt!!!

>>576109394
Hun, my life is perfect. U dont have a clue. :)

>>576109382
>generalising this hard

>>576109427
What do you look like lol

>>576109519
Your life doesn't have to be terrible for you to be a fucking moron, m80 ;^)

>>576108776
we have brothels and legalised prostitution tho

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CATCH ME ON FIRE

>>576109648
true that. but i still wouldnt call myself a moron. ;)

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Can't find where I saved the rest. But this is pretty funny.

>>576109612
Hahah not sure if I want to describe myself ae. You can haha

>>576109734
Don't worry, the rest of the world would.

and does.

>>576109529
I prefer to use the term summarizing.

Anyway, your mother is a Vanuatuan.

>>576109838
k. bf told me to not give a shit what everyone thinks of you.

>>576109865

>Vanuatu?

>>576109775
It's alright, we'll keep anon haha
Do your friends know you go on 4chan? Are you gay?

>>576109896
I'm sure he exists.

>>576109459

lol cheers, but yeah should be able to do a lot better at finance next year

>>576109404
No?

>>576109989
he does. god u are all just jealous. :D

bob is kill
no

>>576109978
Haha, yeah ive shown my friends 4chan. Not gay. You?

>>576109978
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>576109775
anon, you made a fucking wise decision not describing yourself. that's one less faggot you've got slobbering over your ass

now refer back to my previous post which i can't be fucked quoting where i told you not to ever meet each other

>>576109865
The correct terminology is Ni-Vanuatu, not Vanuatuan.

>>576109735
>tfw 4/6 posts are mine

>>576109735
Hahahaha, oh, I forgot about him and 'comfy time'.

Can anyone get weed in christchurch? Hornby area if I'm lucky

Otara Maggot reporting in......


Hit me with your best racist jokes, I like to tell them to my boonga mates at work

Anyone have "I promise not to show anyone" pics of chicks in Hams?

>>576110121
What did they say?
Nah not gay, but swear this place fucks you up mentally.

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>>576109939
Yeah your mum is these 3 women.

Wellyfag here, anyone know of gloryholes in Wellingtron?

>>576110079
Ohyeah, fucking definitely. I guess it dos take a moron to see that, huh?

>>576109939


Now i've seen your mums tits. >>576110249

>>576110245
Yeah it does haha. My mates were thought it was crack up. How come you asked if i was gay?

>>576110220
What do apples and niggers have in common?

They both look good hanging from trees.

>>576110251
wtf are you implying?

Where is...
Lindsay Tarring
Himashu Jasmat
Bennett Thompson
Ken Perryman
Scott Hamilton
Esther Lanser
Henry Wendelborne
Meghan Graham
Rosa Thompson
Enehe Kuresa
Fung Fan
Philip Hutchings
Jonathan Tocker

>>576102002
>>576106076
>>576108129
You guys go to Taieri?

>>576110182
Congrats.
>>576110189
Don't get me started on that noona bullshit!

>>576103992
Hamilton also, maeroa area or something

>>576110421
I think I've flat out stated it enough here for you to know already

>>576110418

gg, heard that one..

Hoping for more Maori/Islander jokes, good to get Horis riled up.

Auckland cbd penthouse brah checking in. Fkn weather is shit.

>>576110250
Look up a website called squirt or something.

>tfw want to suck a dick in Tauranga but having no luck.

>>576110610

yep it is.

Princess wharf?

anyone in nelson tho

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WHERE ARE MY NOONAS AT?

>>576110551
k. if yall think im a moron, then theres no tits today.

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>>576110179
Oh well, good for you. You should know these things, since your mum is a Pitcairn Islander.

How many black people live in New Zealand?

>>576110716
>fucking implying

>>576110568
A car with four Maoris went off a cliff. It was pretty upsetting, aye. Could have fit another one in the boot.

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>>576110716

not that we would want to see your manboobs you neckbeard.

how sad is it that you have to pretend to be a female on an anonymous imageboard so you can get a guaranteed reply?

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>>576110673
right here, oppa

>>576110775
Too many.

>>576110775
not many, if any.

>>576110775

not very many my friend, maybe 1 for every 10,000. It's all polynesians mate though they were here before everyone else.....

>>576108181
I'm certain I know this bitch.

>>576110429
Yr 12 you?

>>576110775
Too many.

Source: there are definitely more than 0.

>>576110245
Cya tomorrow bro

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>>576110898
ayy yyo

>>576110880
hold on im not a guy. seriously. i can tell you, im on my period right now and its not funny.
i know u would want to see tits, but im not posting pics from myself on the internet, because they can land anywhere or maybe people might even fap to them! :O thats all!

>>576110984
That's not actually necessarily true. There's evidence of pre-celtic infrastructure throughout New Zealand dating to before polynesian influence and not only that, the research being done into cultures that may have settled here before the polynesians has had an official government gag order placed on it until 2020 or 2050 or something fucking ridiculous like that.

>>576111058
Year 13 of 2013 m8

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by the time the pizza got here, the thread's already at 247

what happened to comfy?

>>576110664
Nah brah metropolis down town.

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>>576110673
'eres 1 4 u hyung, m8

>>576111210
Fuck me, and I've just run out of tinfoil, can I nick some of yours m8

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>tfw haven't even gone through my third bottle

>>576111210
That's a load of bullshit, give me even one credible bit of evidence that hasn't been overinterpreted to fuck.

>>576110649
squirt.org? Can't see anything remotely close to NZ there

Anyone been to Opotiki?