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Get me laid /b/
Pls

9 decides
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Le dick balls xddd
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>>576053021
Sooo...what's your bra size?
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TV is for jews
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>>576053021
So, how about them niggers today?
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This may be very unexpected, but I've always wanted to have sex with you. Would you like to come over and hang out, maybe see where things go?
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>>576054375
roll
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>>576053934
reroll
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lets bump uglies tonight.
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>>576053021
Hey bb u wan sum fuk?
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Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it. I'm in love with your boyfriend. And we made out last time we met up. I'm sorry, I know this is wrong. But I can't hide it anymore. I think about him fucking me every day.
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My balls have sunspots
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>>576054375
reroll
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>>576054375
reroll this instead
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>>576053021
My all time favorite is Barbarella.
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reroll...........
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You know I was actually in this really crappy sci fi movie once? Lol
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Not as hilarious as your face
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>>576054679
Winrar
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>>576054679
Winrar
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>>576054679

kek'd
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OP, you're an idiot if you don't try this one.>>576054375
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>>576054679
Win
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>>576054679
oh my :-)
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>>576054375
roll
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op is a fag
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OP better fucking deliver...
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I'm a man of my word. But seriously fuck you guys.

5 decides next
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ayy lmao
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Come OP, don't be a faggot.
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send her a dick pic
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>>576055302
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>>576055302
Nahhh just kidding haha, I'm just wondering would you consider coming on a date with me this week? and then we'll go back to my place for abit?
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Just kidding, but seriously when we fucking?
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>>576054375
Say you were kidding. Then this
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he could suck the sperm out of a dead niggers ass.
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>>576055302
Just kidding, want to have sex?
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>>576053021
youre the same fag over and over again changing the theme of this SMS app.

OP is a faggot
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>>576053021
>just watching a movie
>just watching tv

you already lost your chance. go to bed.
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>>576055302
Kidding, love
I like how you can take a joke
How's about we go for a drink and ditch the movie
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>>576055487
reroll
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>>576055504
roll
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I'm just kidding. Show me your dick.
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>>576055635
winrar
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"I want to kill you so I can assfuck your boyfriend. Any thoughts?

ps. I hate niggers"
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>>576055635
Awesome win
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>>576053021
OP, sidebar. What text app are you using?
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>>576055487
This
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>>576055635
Winner
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Sorry, dog ate my homework.
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>>576055635
Fucking faggot winrar

I hope you die of nigger faggot ebola cancer aids
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>>576055789
I'm so happy right now.
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IT'S HAPPENING

>>576055821
Just the shitty HTC stock thing
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>>576055984
Love you, too, anon
Let me lube up my asshole for you so we can make sweet gay woo-hoo
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oh shit nigger
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>>576056220
any other numbers to decide what to say?
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>>576056519
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>>576056519
what are the new numbers faggot?
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>>576056519
say this shit right now,

Listen, i really like you alot... i want to take you on a date and then maybe afterwards we can go back to my place?
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>>576056519
gib new number faggot
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>>576056594
>>576056647
>>576056689
>>576056718
Sorry, I'm flipping shit here

8
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>>576056825
>>576056718
winrar
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>>576056519
The nig nog down the road makes the best sweet tea in the neighborhood, so diabetes sometime?
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I'm a faggot and i can't stop sucking dicks. That is the truth.
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>>576056519
no need to be confused. Why don't you come over for a little and you can assram me with that huge strap on I know you have ;)
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I like to lick little boys penises and yours can be next
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>>576056825
>>576056718
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>>576056825
I want you to suck my cock. It's not big, but it tastes great. Just ask my dad.
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>>576056825
Then this should be the winner>>576056718
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u want sum fuck? lemme cum all over them titties
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>>576056292
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>>576056718
Rolling for this once i get numbers
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I love trans
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Op wont get laid.
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i like boobs
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>>576057039
rerolling
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>>576057080
Yea, baby, you know what I like
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>>576057080
Is this a guy or girl in the gif?
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>>576056825
It's okay. Life can be confusing sometimes. I figured since we're both alone watching tv we may as well do something more fun together.
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>>576056961
roll
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>>576056718
rerolling for this fag
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>>576057356
reroll
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>>576057356
Rolling for this
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>>576057080
Also, if anyone's curious - >>576057081

>>576056718
reroll
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>Roses or daisies?
>*wait for reply*
>Okay, just wondering what I should put on your casket after I murder that pussy
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>>576056718
reroll
>>576056825
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>>576057356
Roll for this
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SHOW HER YOUR PENISItsolenc 508
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pls

7
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Hi.
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>>576057080
The it!
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>>576057709
I'm telling you now. I can't go another day without having you know.
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because your pussy stinks like after i finger my asshole
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>>576057709
because I'm a beta faggot
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Honestly I just want to tear your pussy up then delete your number you stupid whore
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>>576057903
this
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>>576057709
Because i'm a shy guy... but i need you in my life, i like you so much and i want you to be mine so let me take you on a date and see how it goes? and if all goes good we can go back to my place
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>>576057709
I'm a little shy but I wanna be yours. That's why it's easier to text then even be face to face.
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"Maybe because I'm a faggot".
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>>576057709
I was too nervous, but not anymore! Let's do this shit!!!
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becasue i was a shy little bitch, but i cant hold it in anymore
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>>576057947
winrar
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>>576057709
She wants that D. Stop listening to 4chan now, go to her and seal the deal.
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>>576057947
.rar
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reroll for this
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>>576057947
nice
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>>576057709
>>576057947
Op dont write this one
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>>576057709

Call me scared, but for some reason I just feel ballsy tonight. Maybe it's the thought of going another day without being able to call you mine was too much to bear.
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>>576057709
"cause i'm a betafag and you're just on completly other level than"
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>>576057947
Winrar
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>>576057709
its just that I thought I was. like I used to go out to bar and let random guys fuck me. and then I met you and after a gang bang with 5 other guys came on my face I realized I love you
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>>576057947
Fuck you fag. But a win is a win and rules are rules. Post it op
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>>576057947
fuck you guy
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>>576057874
OP if you want to get laid abandon thread before /b ruins it for you. This is not a roll btw
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I'm sorry I never told you. It's just that my tiny penis makes me very shy.
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>>576058034
this, fucking this op
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I promise if you come over we will have a night you will never forget.
Your beautiful face in my hands as I feed you imitation mashed potato. I can't afford the real potato cause My mum cut my allowance but as long as we're in bed by 9, we can use the internet until 10! Oh, and could you suck my one eyed monster till he pukes pasta sauce.
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Guys he is getting somewhere let's not fuck him over.
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Shyesfjrsd my dick in your mouth gdtghshdhdgavsvscshsgsgsbevdjdusywgwyeys
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>>576057709
Just been a little hesitant. Just thought you should know the hole truth
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>>576058108
That is the gayest shit I've ever heard
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Because I was scared. I didn't think you'd have the same feelings...do you?
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>>576058108
wut
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Seriously, get the fuck out of this thread and take her to dinner, get your dick wet OP
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>>576057709
Stop listening to us now OP before ypu loose everything
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>>576058415

Precisely the point gaylord.
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>>576058415
Hahahah seriously. So cheesy chick flick script
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>>576057709
you're in, if I were you I'd abandon thread
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If you're not writing this>>576057947
Then do this:
>>576057709
Because I didn't have the courage before... So do you like me, or?
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I want to make sweet sweet love to you baby.
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>>576058306
mods! cp!
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Holy fucking shittttt
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>>576058306
kek
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The reason I like you is that you look like man. And I like men.
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>>576058642
or?
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>>576058808
>because i'm a beta faggot
LOL, it worked
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>>576058808
>>576057947

Knew I'd help you out OP, you're welcome
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>>576058808
holy shit it fucking worked

i dont have a reaction picture for this
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>>576058808
go fuck now
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>>576058808
I hope it's legitimate.
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>>576058808
the day /b/ managed to get someone laid by calling him beta faggot
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>>576058808
Abandon thread ignore us assholes
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>>576058808
You're so cute <3. Well, I'm going back to bed. Goodnight, darling. <3
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>>576057709
I'm telling you now.....
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>>576058808
fuck her good op
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>>576058808
The numbers. I need those numbers, OP.
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>>576058808

>because i'm a beta faggot
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>>576058808
FUCKING SAY THIS TO SAVE THIS SHIT

Thats great haha! how about sometime this week? maybe friday?

>>576058946
and i helped him faggot <3
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YES OP YES ABANDON A SHIPS ABANDON THE THREAD RIGHT OW
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>>576058808
I have no reaction for this
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>>576058808
since you'd rather entertain a group of autistic retards than get some pussy i guess i'll be correct to call you a faggot
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>>576055635
this
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come on op show us youre not a fag and go get your dick wet
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Fucking success! Enjoy that pussy! Don't be afraid to lick her ass too.
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Thank you for breaking the beta spell. Let's get together some time soon.
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>>576058808
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