What does /b/ think of Meghan Trainor?
>>575715045
She's a fat fuck who needs to go on a diet. And her song is only half singing, most of it is shitty annoying whalevoice talking.
>>575715045
I would have sexual relations with her.
>>575715515
But she is different!
I think she's awesome.
>>575715820
I would too!!
pretty sexy for being a bigger girl. I'd fuck her
>>575716289
: )
>>575717135
And she has attitude to boot!
>>575717290
forgot my picture
>>575715045
6/10
>>575717685
not even a 7.3?
>>575717135
I want to doused her is gasoline and light her on fire. LOL ALL ABOUT THE TREBLE.
>>575718285
who the fuck does decimals
>>575718452
But would you bang her?
>>575718724
apparently someone
Dirty kike fat bitch
I like thick girls. Not morbidly obese beachballs, but females with a little bit of meat on the bones. I can only get off to chubby girls in porn nowadays because I'm so bored with your typical pornstar types.
I would absolutely DESTROY Meghan Trainor. No, seriously. I would fuck her alllllll night long.
>>575718941
is she jewish?
>>575719216
girls with meat on their bones are less like 12 year old boys which is better
>>575719475
It's hardwired into our DNA to prefer wide, child-bearing hips and large breasts.
Anyone who claims the contrary is ashamed to admit they'd pork a fatty to their bros.
Because, you know, it all boils down to reproduction in the end.
>>575719216
And this is why you're a beta faggot. You literally can't even imagine a girl who has nice tits, a nice ass, and no cellulite whose arteries don't look like a vaginal after a dogging session in Times Square.
This bitch is a 1/10, she gets points for having a box. She's got a jew nose, needs a fuck ton of makeup, has to get everything tailored, and can't song to boot. Go walk into a gas chamber, it is people like you that dilute humanity.
>>575719868
I know how it works.
>>575719934
are you dumb? anything who wants to look good, guy or girl, should be tailoring their clothes. unless all you wear is faggy v-necks and t-shirts which is probably what you do cause you live with your mom
>>575719475
No she's a disgusting Irish broad with a kike nose. Mass trash
>>575718934
>apparently someone
OP = FAGGOT
>>575716289
Did you just use an emoticon on 4chan? You fucking 12 year old
>>575719934
She's got a cute face, deer-in-the-headlights eyes, a great big booty, and I bet she's a moaner.
But by all means, keep promoting sexless androgyny. Your wiry, fit women are just filling the gaping void in your life brought on by your repressed homosexual tendencies.
>>575720232
are irish people and scottish people the same?
>>575720347
are you the atlantic ocean cause you are mighty salty
>>575720110
This fat cunt could never buy a standard size and look remotely attractive. Even buying a shirt, or a dress. Everything she buys has to be contoured to her fupa. We're not talking about suits here.
>>575715045
Fucking awful fatty.
Fuck fat acceptance.
The last things americans need is fat acceptance.
>>575720662
You couldn't land a bitch 1/10th as qt3.14 as Meghan Trainor, you mouthbreather.
>>575715045
Untalented fatty with an agenda.
>>575720443
Lesbian feminist detected
The only thing she's good at is being viral marketed.
>>575720443
Or I am not an ugly, beta faggot who prefers 8 and 9s over a fucking 1 whose also fat. I mean for fucks sake if you're going to go for a full figured slag, at least find one with some redeemable qualities. Not that ham factory
>>575720879
Right. Because looking at a cute girl and assuming she's a moaner is so feminist.
You're just a gay cunt in denial.
>>575719868
Child bearing hips and large breasts don't mean overweight.
Those are things that you have or don't, being fat doesn't give them to you.
You're just ashamed to admit you have a sick fetish for sick/handicapped women.
>>575721052
Insecure poster detected
>>575720843
No one intentionally lands whales; they beach themselves faggot
>>575720765
Why not?
The obesity epidemic would be wiped out over night.
>>575721052
Judging from your linguistic approach, I think it's safe to assume you're a Britfag. Go brush your teeth, suck on some bangers, and let your dad carry on with the daily mashing of your asshole.
Tea is for flight-footted fags.
>>575720662
You sound angry and like a virgin who has "high standards" (read:autism)
>>575720765
youd bang her
>>575721243
Killing fatties by condoning their gluttony? I like your style.
I am jealous of her success and fame so I will make passive aggressive comments to hide my insecurity.
>this whole thread
EW THIS EXTREMELY CUTE GIRL IS SO NOT EXTREMELY CUTE BECAUSE WE'RE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN BUILT LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER.
Going for toned girls over curvy girls strongly hints towards, you know, homosexuality. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Just come to terms with who you are, cowardly literal faggots.
>>575721495
fat people wiping themselves out aint so bad
>>575721582
glad at least someone sees it
I thought she was black at first.
Pretty cool. 7/10
Would forget in a heartbeat.
>>575721301
I'm from DC, dolt. As for the douche below me, I'm married to an 8 and I cheat on her with an 8. No more no less. I just hate you fucking losers who try and justify how hot these disgusting meat packets are. They don't belong on TV, they deserve to be mechanically separated and sold for energy in third - world countries.
This is Shione Cooper.
Pretty much the perfect female specimen.
inb4 claims she's too fat
>>575721768
like that other chick who sounds black!
>>575721892
this kid is lying, why cant people make realistic lies? is it so hard ? apparently so