>>575577717
That was a great issue, I loved the minimal approach Straczynsky used with the words throughout it.

>>575577717
Means: I've found someone I'm getting feelings for and don't want to hurt you so, lets break up so I can fuck him without feeling bad!

"I don't know, I'm just so confused" is the one I hate.

>ITT OP preaches to the choir

How about,

"Maybe you should have let me fuck you in tbe ass with a strap on"

>>575578004
yeah fuck that one. that ones bad too. "being confused" sure, you either like someone or you dont. it probably means they like someone else and dont know if its gonna work out so youre the safecard incase it goes down the shithole

>>575577717
Best line a girl ever told me, that just didn't make sense to me.

>You're the type of guy I would spend the rest of my life with, but not the guy I want to date right now.

Women are stupid

>>575578529
lmfao what+??

>>575577717
Fuck mayne, first girl I felt like I really liked in highschool said this to me after dating for 5 months and then breaking up with me. She also said I was the best bf she ever has. Bitches have No clue how much they fuck with a mans brain. Took it pretty good for my first breakup, got sad/binge drank for few days, then I got filled with hatred for her. Like I legit fucking hated her and I still do. I stopped thinking about her about half a year later, but still when she crosses my mind I want to go to her house and kick her in the cunt.

>>575578529
guys are stupid too, proof of this:

i fell inlove with a christian girl that didnt want sex before marriage so i fucking gave up sex for that bitch. then 4 years later before getting married she dumps me for someone else

>>575577717
>you're a great guy, you deserve someone better
>doesn't even give one blowjob after

>>575578529
you are batman

>having people in your life that will say these things to you

Get on my level faggots

Worst line I have had is
"you check all the boxes but my feelings for you aren't going anywhere"
I have no fucking clue what she meant by that

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I know that feel op.

>>575578847
My story was not exaggerated in any way, I shit you not.

>>575578952
Dude, nothing wrong with being a decent man, but that is shitty of her.

>>575579052
Honestly, I feel like Batman, but only the rage.

>>575579242
She was black, wasn't she?

>>575579242
prob means she dragged you along for convenience. you are a nice guy and treat her well but in the end she will always fall for stupid faggots that will fuck up and cunts are too stupid to realize

>>575579242
Please see for similar bullshit nonsense.
>>575578529

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>575577717
she's just saying just how it is.
you'll find someone that'll care for you better.
unless you want to be with a girl that isn't 100% for you while you are. you want to be treated like shit?

>>575579387
No she was a white bitch
>>575579420
I just figure it's her loss and I won't ever understand her real reasons
>>575579463
Yes, yes they are...

>>575579541
go back to sleep you fucking feminist

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>>575579420
was gonna argue with this but fuck...


what can you do though? you have no control over not being attracted to nice dudes who browse /b/

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>>575577717
"Alex I'll take things whores say for 500."

>>575578952
men are dumb women are stupid.
Break leg jumping from rooftop to rooftop like Batman.
Dumb.
I feel like this time it will be different.
Stupid.
The fact that these examples do not need to be gendered is proof.

>>575579929
Get your shit together Jonathan

>>575577717

If you honestly think that's the worst thing you can ever hear, you need to fucking grow up. You are a fucking worthless pussy and no wonder girls don't want you.

>>575577717
"Whahhhh, girls don't like me, friendzoned again!"

Buck up pussy, that's life, move on and better yourself for next time

>>575579929
>Woman doesn't want to have sex with me so she says something comforting to let me down
>"What a whore!"

Virgin logic right here

Long story incoming

This reminds me back when i still had a major crush on a good childhood friend of mine back in High School. Ive always been shy to others and even more so with her. One day two of my friends noticed her walking home and encouraged me to tell her how i felt. I was just so scared, but something (i dont know what) burnt up inside me and built me the courage to talk to her.

I went outside and as i did it started snowing. It made me smile since i love snow and i feel right at home with it. I managed to catch up to her and i managed to tell her how i felt. I told her that ive always liked her and was wondering if she'd be willing to go out. She then replies

"Aww, that's sweet. Though , i already have a boyfriend. But, we can still be friends, ok?"

She says this with a beautiful smile as the snow gently flows down around her. I didn't know how to respond properly, but i then said

"Oh, i didn't know... i hope we can always be friends."

Afterwords, i couldn't help but feel like my heart was in pain, so i then told her i had to go and i just went straight home and slept the pain away.

What about...

Whore: "I just fucking hate the person you've become, it's nine in the morning and you're drunk again."

/b/ro: "You and your child are sucking the life out of me. Everything I do is out of ritualistic obligation. You're the reason I'm like this."

Whore: "..."

She proceeded to walk out the door and I never saw her again. Everything went better than expected.

>>575580347
that wasn't a long story

>>575578529
I've gotten that shit too many times. :'(

It means you be good at husbandy stuff. Like you'd help take care of the kids and unclog the drains and never cheat. But she doesn't find you attractive. So while she's young and relationships are all about sex and parties she's looking for someone else, but you're the kind of guy she'll eventually settle for because alcoholic chad thundercocks end up with shitty jobs and don't make good fathers.

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>>575577717

you'd rather hear this?

>>575580025
>>575580185
Oh my mistake I OP was already fucking her then she bailed with that line

>btw im over 40 and forgot more pussy than you faggots can imagine.

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>>575580185
>not knowing that these are lines everybody knows
>not knowing these are lines every person uses
>not knowing this always means they've met someone new
>meeting someone new while dating somebody else
>being a level 5 Whitefedora
>all you know is splash
>mfw

>>575580637
ouch, background?

>>575580618
>you'd* be good

>>575580563
Oh i just assumed it was since im not used to writing much here lol

>>575580729

alcoholic, psychotic ex. could post more, but I'd be the only one to find it amusing. she claimed to have had an abortion, but dumb bitch didn't know I'm sterile

>>575578529
Been there.

"You're who I want to be in a long term relationship with, I just need a few short term ones right now."

I kinda get it because she just got off a serious thing, however..
Next dude she was with lasted 2 years.

>>575580965
Did you ever talk to her again after that?

>>575581032
I beg to differ, I love reading about stuff like this, did you ever call her on the bullshit and drop the sterile card?

>>575579242
I means she liked who you were as a person but didnt want to fuck you.

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Eh I've got a story of my own. Happened with me and this roller coaster of a girl. She's 18 and I am 22.

I'm going to take the screen shots and post it here one by one. Just let me know what you think.

>>575581179
well for the fact we were fucking daily shoots that theory down

>>575581048
Oh man having to remember all of that hurts. Im not gonna bore you with another story, but to answer that, not very much. I tried to, but my courage was just gone. She would occasionally say hi and stuff, but... a lot of shit happened after my confession and things only got worse

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>>575581170

OK, I'll dump

"I need a break" this one puts me in a very self destructive confusive state

>>575581550
If you wouldn't mind going on, you have my curiosity

>>575578529
dont worry bro, just dealt with that shit.

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>>575581584
holy shit get as far away from it as you can
>>575581758
go on...

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>>575581758
It'll be a while lol

>>575581758
stop being a princess fuck her you faggot

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>>575577717
Fuck this feminist ass picture
>muh cuck bf doesn't buy me enough things time 2 be sad :'(

That line's never been used against me.
When I know that I like a girl more than just a friend, I warn her from the very beginning that at a certain point I'll try to bang her because she's hot. So if she wants to be just friends she should spare me the details and fuck off.

If it's a 5/10, 6/10 chick I just keep her around for assistance with college projects and as grocery store companion.

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>>575581951
Just wait bro

>>575581949
She's just being a drama queen the second she finds someone else she'll stop caring

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>>575577717
>bf of 2 years breaking up with me
>saying it his fault
>"you deserve someone better"
>"yeah...you're right, I do"
>gets offended
>mfw

"I just don't think we're ready for each other yet, I still love you I just think we need time"

>>575582126
is this girl at least hot? she must be for how crazy she is

>>575581584
Shit son. That is crazy

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>>575582134
>>575582136
I know, I've always been prepared, hence my lack of rustled jimmies.

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>>575582126

she's a milfish Asian. not super hot, but she could pull better than me if she wasnt a psychotic drunk

This is why I always say these things first! Give them no chance to say it to you, it's one of my many rule of thumbs.

>>575582329
You are being a cunt, what do you expect from here. Stop being such a moral high ground fuckwit

>>575581518
It just made the most sense given the info

>>575582329

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>>575582538
Bloody hell

>>575582507
As opposed to ...

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>>575582586

>>575577717
It means you weren't possessive enough. And I say this with no sarcasm what so ever. If you aren't at least a little bit of a dick then she'll start to think you don't have one.

is this a Cringe thread?

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>>575582652

Your are digging your own grave m8.

>>575582329
I just recently got done dealing with a girl who sounds shockingly similar to this.

>>575579052
haha yes

>>575582329
So she is crazy, but you clearly knew that going in, any 18 year old is when your older. Frankly I did shit like this when I was your age and its stupid your stringing her along and hurting her. If you seriously want nothing stop talking, if you do then just be honest and sort shit out. Stop giving glimpses of hope then crushing. I assume your either in love with someone else but who knows. Either way pulling someone along may not hurt you, but it will stop you growing up and dealing with your shit properly which in the long run will. I lived this, repeatedly so yes. I could be wrong but yes

>>575580618
Alcoholic Chad thundercocks lol

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>>575582749
>>575582753
First name "A"?

>>575577717
I always get "is it in yet"

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>>575582652

how so?

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The most effective cure is staying single and doing something worthwhile like learning. And once you've mastered whatever you picked, find something new and repeat.

>>575582893
Obvious cop out is obvious, I pull this shit when trying to get out of a commitment.

>>575582893
Haha. Nope. But I know how girls like that operate. Intimate one moment, distant and bitchy the next. Selfish

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>>575583010

When you dump someone, are you expected to give a reason? Do you lie?

I'm sort of planning on breaking up with my current girlfriend once this semester of uni is done because she has only slept with me once over the last five months. Do I just say 'you don't put out enough'?

>>575578295
Yeah I know. Makes you think..
I shoulda been more open

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>>575582797
I think you're confused m8. The girl is black, I am red.

What you said is actually what she has done to me. I'm cool as a cucumber, because I have learned from my past experiences that women are just unstable.

She came back to me after her absences or whatever excuse she made at that time.

Too bad, i really liked this girl, I wanted to help her, but she wants to suffer by herself.

>>575582893

>>575582514
nothing about her leaving me makes sense, but thats just women i guess

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>>575583296

>>575583283
If you have no interest in her, friends or more, why reply at all. You are stringing her a long and you know it deep down

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>>575583421

>>575583290
I know man, I wasn't talking about that part of it.

It does totally suck, so I can empathize. We've all had our fair share and most of us deserved to be treated better.

>>575583296
Moar

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>>575583513

it's coming...

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>>575583112
Yep, I know. Patrice O'Neal said that you should be ready for your girl to walk out at any moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGCRX9Mg9AI

>>575583283

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>>575583581

>I'm sort of planning on breaking up with my current girlfriend once this semester of uni is done because she has only slept with me once over the last five months. Do I just say 'you don't put out enough'?

DAFUQ man!?
Do you even try?
Do you think the magical sex-fairy comes at night and leaves pussy under your pillow or something?

>>575578952

lol

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>>575583415
She wants to leave. I have her a glimpse of a better future.

Don't worry, you'll like the ending.

>>575583591

>>575578529
basially shes saying i need to suck more dick before i settle with only one dick for a lifetime

>>575583696
are you just waiting around for her to make a move? because women never take the initiative on anything

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>>575583532
i look forward to the day when they actually want to keep the gems

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>>575583146
how about before just ending it tell her you want more sex. honestly is it that hard I mean what the fuck do you have to lose if you are already willing to break it off

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>>575583985
Biggest plot twist

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>>575582151
I had a girlfriend that fed me that line and a year later she still begs me to take her back. I dont care how nice her butt is she fucked up and she has to move on

>>575583895
enjoying this.

ITT: guys who don't realize this is the best pussy you'll ever get

Sweet sweet crazy pussy. That's where it's fucking at.

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>>575584101
Told ya.

>>575584212
Welp, this is the end.

She said she likes music, and when we first met, we talked about The Offspring.

So I thought this was the perfect song for the occasion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZX7cWu8Npo

men are the same. Idiots.

Mostly its for your own good if you can manage to stop crying about it.

>>575584361
its not worth it imo

>>575581692
Sure. After my confession, we drifted away from each other. See, we used to be childhood friends. We'd always biker with each other and have fun moments in class and in recess. I liked her at that time, but never said anything. Then came graduation and i was finally prepared to tell her my feelings but...before i could say anything, she left. I moved away and went to a different school. A few years later I managed to go to the same school as her, but i didnt see her until a year later. After that I finally found her again and tried to talk to her. Sadly, she didnt remember me at all. At that time, i would occasionally talk to her at lunch to try to get her to remember me, but she didn't no matter what. Months after that was the confession.

After the confession i would see her around the hallway as we said hi and bye to each other. After a few weeks of that, i just stopped seeing her because i was too scared. At the time, I had an internship I went with a few friends a few days a week. That's where i met another girl. Let's call her Alice. She usually hanged out with my friends despite how ive never met her before. In this internship we would work together and stuff on some events. Even after that we would hang out in a group with her and my other friends.

As we hanged out more, the more she opened up to me. She'd tell me her hobbies and personal life. We'd text and talk a lot on the phone. She would normally talk about her life, but then she asked me if i liked anyone. I told her i did and that i liked Roxy. She was sad to hear that, but then she told me she also liked someone named James. She'd sometimes talk about him, but then one day i decided to ask her to show me he could have been a friend i knew. She agreed and we waited afterschool for him. Roxy showed up and was standing there. I got nervous. Then i found out James was Roxy's boyfriend. He was the same guy i knew and i had no idea they were dating. It killed me inside.

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>>575584293

I'm glad anon. I was pretty amused myself

>>575584361

tell that to john Bobbitt, or the Turkish dude who got his dick chopped recently. you can't predict crazy. crazy will eventually fuck you up

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>>575582126
I thought I knew what psychotic was, but my definition has been entirely rewritten.

>>575578004
i split u with my Girlfriend yesterday, she said she needs time to think cause shes confused, then tells me she isn't ready for a relationship.

fuck girls man

>>575584527
is that the end? kinda reminds me of this girl i dated a while back

was she a good fuck tho? scale of 1-10

>>575584527
shit dude my ex is nearly as hysterical
and she's asian too

is this an asian problem ? my other gfs werent like that

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>>575577717

anyway, moral of these stories, you got off lightly.

>>575583154
Kek

>>575584382
Welp I'm done.
Off to listen to Patrice!

>>575584815

in short: yes

but you have to admit, that pussy game is ridiculous

Y'all are the fucking crazies throwing these girls away.

God damnit what I wouldn't do to hear another sad sad life story from a hot girl right now. They always fuck afterwards. Hell, sometimes during.

>>575584527
thanks for dumping, very entertaining read

>>575584382
you seem like a cool guy, why are youtorturing yourselfnwith her?

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>>575581039

ah well man, you know, there was a time i was all like "well yes i understand why would someone be like this"

That was just because I understood what was going on in their mind at that point, but i dont give a shit, well im trying to stop giving a shit,

this kind of shit is retarded. you can say it makes sense if you understand it, but you will know that it's so fucking retarded, fucking fucking fucking retarded.

girls like those are fucking cattle, i hate them so much.

unless your gf is really special here is how you should think

people, girls, everyone is so fucking retarded. i didnt use to think like this. i really didnt. it took me a while to believe that. if there was ever a fucking misanthrope it's me. i dont know when im gonna become a sociopath. i hope i wont be one ever. but i never know.

I will become the man I never wanted to be. The man that I forced myself to hate. This man is by definition evil. but as you get older the grey zone of morality always become bigger and what is good and what is evil will mean nothing. just what works.

>>575584527
Will you post an update in 2 months ?

>>575584458

Are you out of your mind, son. I wish I could smack you right now.

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I will now give you all the CORRECT response to these bullshit excuses......

>>575577717

" yes, I am great, and I do deserve better than you"


>>575578004

" well, now you get to be confused AND alone"


>>575578529

" Too bad ... when you are done trying out different dicks I won't be here for you to fall back on. "


>>575578952

no response... you are correct... you are an idiot.


>>575579242

" your feelings for me may not be going anywhere, but I AM...laters"


>>575580637

"I destroyed your pussy, you destroyed my sanity... we are even."

>>575584527

That's the beauty of it buddy. You don't know WHAT these crazy bitches will do.

You ride that wave to sex=love town holding on for dear life.

ay

>>575585212

OK update: fucked her for the last time about two months ago and completely severed contact with her. she messaged me last week but I ignored it. forecast suggests more of the same

>>575585124
Not torturing.

See, this is sort of like a mental minefield. If you're inexperienced, there's a high chance that you'll keep getting blown up.

But after you wise up, you can still walk with the woman without stepping on those mines.

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I just totally gave up on women. Their brains just work so much different from those of men.

I always tried to get into relationships with girls I knew I would never love because they don't have anything in common with me and nothing to really talk about. It always ended up into a big fight and these girls almost always cheated on me and it was all a big disappointment.

I just gave up. I'm looking for someone to love. Someone smart, loving and caring, including herself. I'd rather die alone than engaging into a meaningless relationship again.

>>575578529
Really ? That's clearly bullshit lol

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>>575578529
I know that feel. It just doesn't make any fucking sense. There is no explanation for this bullshit behavior.

>>575585507

you're better off fucking a pack of Bologna, but it's your funeral anon

>>575578529
Niceguyd

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>>575585510
AH shit i posted to the wrong anon fuck LOL

>>575584382
you read this post>>575585212

>>575585535
you just haven't found the right person yet. you know you have when you can talk to someone for hours about nothing and when the silence between the two of you is comfortable. basically when you don't have to try, when you can truly be yourself, that's when you will be happiest.

Corny as fuck, I know. But hey, the truth doesn't have to be original

>>575579242
Yo i like you but i just got sprung real quick by this dude over there

nice trips

>>575585837
Sure thing buddy, but I don't promise any lulz or epic moments.

>>575578529
was feel special for the last 3 years after been told that shit..

lucky, she left me..

>>575585258
the crazy I was with attempted to file a false rape report on me for breaking up with her so yes, not even once

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>>575585845
Yeah... I'll just wait for the moment to bump onto that person... Peace to you!

>>575578952
Hahaha sounds like what I did. Even christian girls are horny fucks and I kept talking to one that was with her boyfriend who was an absolute asshole for 4 years and made her fall in love with me and fuck me on our first date. It doesn't depend on the girl you were probably just a fucking douchebag man.

>>575585687

Bologna's daddy never touched it. Not interested.

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>>575585997

First thing you did wrong: break up with her.

Why did you abandon her, anon? You're just like every other man she knows!

>>575586372
>You're just like every other man she knows!
Disposable!

>>575578394
my most hated of all time ever has to be
"we just weren't meant for eachother." it's been 3 god Damn years what the hell does that even mean!

>>575577717
>"you're a great guy, you deserve someone better"

last woman that said that to me was right. I could have done much, much better. she was crazy as a bag full of angry cats. oh well.. live and learn. ;)

>>575582491
Is she in cali, ill take psycho off your hands for you

>>575586970

Another real man in here. Finally.

>>575582491

Gotta say, man, I dig your style!

>>575577717
>"you're a great guy, you deserve someone better"

She was actually nuts and was a chronic pot head plus started getting to to meth.
>she was correct

>>575577717
Yeah. Boyfriend says it to me sometimes, but I remind him that I love him, and tell him to quit bein so dumb.

>>575580525
dad?

>>575587631

Maybe he's been trying to break up with you and you aren't taking a hint. You haven't realized you're the crazy one yet.

Any girl says that,
>She's a slut
, ect
I wouldn't hesitate to tell a girlfriend she said it.

>>575577717
never once heard that, because i am honest with my intentions, unlike pathetic boys who are afraid for some reason to show that they are interested in a girl right from the beginning. like they are too scared, so they make a friend-type relationship with them until they are comfortable enough to not sperg around the girl, then all of a sudden they change their tune and express their interest, which is autistic as fuck if you've already built a relationship that isn't that.

>>575587997
>unlike pathetic boys who are afraid for some reason to show that they are interested in a girl

for real? go fuck yourself. if you're going to make shit up at least try and get your facts right. maybe boys are just frightened of you because you look like the back of a garbage truck?

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>>575587906
He has a self-esteem issue, so every once in a while he'll tell me that he doesn't think he's worth the time. So really he'd be the "crazy" one, but I just have to remind him that he's well worth my time and that I love him very much.

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>>575584527

That's some next level crazy right there!

>>mfw reading these

I've been through this type of classic female bullshit, and am curious to hear from the older
/b/ros.

>be me, 24
>dated hs sweetheart for 6 years
>treated her right and dealt with bullshit (beta'd out basically)
>leaves me with generic one liners

I'm aware of the fact that she's a slut now and have seen
the party pics, and am wondering that for you guys
who had this happen, when she inevitably comes back in a few years
when the partying phase leaves and she's
trying to go back to comfort, does
it feel good to tell her to fuck of?? and about how many
years did it take?

I know the feels, my girl friend at the time (who I fucking left someone for) dumped me the very next day that my closest cousin was killed in a car crash she said it was because "she didnt want a relationship with anyone"

>>575577717
>>575578529
Got both of these from the last girl I asked out, had been friends for two years, got along perfectly, she would always say how good we would be together, then that

>>575577717
last thing i've heard too. but bitch was right, i deserve better and i did. fuck her.

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Maybe you guys ITT will help me, it suits here great.

Will describe.

>be me 23
>3 months ago I dumped my first gf
>we were together over 4 years
>after that I changed myself, more sociable, more talkative, not afraid of telling what I feel, lost 20kg, changed my clothes and became more manly
>now I receive compliments from random, half-known girls/women
>feels good
>accidentally met a girl 3 weeks ago
>mfw Friday 3 weeks ago
>10/10 dream gf
>started txting
>we are meeting almost every day
>as far as I can think she might be "stronly into me"
>we are talking about everything
>I have no problem now with feelings
>told her I am in love, care for her etc. and she did something to my heart
>she wants to have meeting with me
>going out
>but the told "do not expect from me something similar in feelings, I had some beta-pussy-bfs before, I am hurted, afraid of falling in love, afraid of talking about that etc."
>but still wants to have meetings
>conversations, driving shopping with me
>coming with me to my parents and talking for some time
>she likes being in my home she said

WAT DO /b/, WHAT IS GOING ON

I am much fucking confuss.

I only want a gf, something for sure, not 50-50 situation and bullshit. I set my goals stricly clear.

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>>575590078
Nigger if you don't wise up and realize this chick fucking loves you, I'ma bitch-slap your dumbass across these computer screens. Dude, she likes you and being around you, even likes hanging at your house. Wise up before your doubt causes your future wife to leave you, you dumb fuck.

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>>575590676
She even told me she feels in my home totally awesome and I got really nice parents.

She is also implying some situations, like "when would you like to have a kid" or "will we take a dog or two when we will be living together" etc. So what's the point?

Also, sometimes she is making me random calls just to talk to me when she is coming home etc.

Fuck, I would like a clear message but I have none. This is what is killing me. I like to be sure of some things...

So, what is your HONEST advice? Just keep it going?

>>575590971
hope lost. you're clearly a retard bra.

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>>575590971
Dude, in all seriousness you're fucking golden right now. You like her, she likes you. So sit back and be chill brah.
>>575591118
My same thought. Are you me?

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>>575591118
Explain?

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>>575591319
I am more than like, far beyond like, more like love, in love. She ight be "like, strongly like" etc.

This is what I am afraid of.

>>575579387
black women are less likely to be the type of slut described in this thread. less likely.

>>575580637
on my birthday. damn

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>>575577717
"I love you, I'm just not IN love with you."

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>>575591447
Listen mate, you said it yourself you don't want any basic bitches, I understand that. But she has not broken any of your conditions and I'm assuming you haven't broken any of hers. So be chill, you got it made.

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>>575591832
Yes, I do not want something similar to my ex, it should have ended after 1 years, not 4 years. But after that time I decided to man the fuck up. And here I am. With clear goals in life.

One of the goal is gf/wife. I am 23, so it is good time to have someone serious, like future wife. But also, I like to be sure of some things. So my point is, if she knows that she is not into me, better to tell that now. Am I right?

Also, she once said "do not stop doing what you are doing". She needs time or what the hell? How much time? years? I have no years cause wasted 4 of mine.

I hope you can see my point. I am no longer a guy with no objectives in life, but now I know what I want.

"Right now you're too selfish and you just need me to be too much, I need to take care of my self and get the support I need"
I was a marine. on combat deployment. paying her bills. She was my wife. Turns out the translation is "I thought I'd found a great way to be taken care of forever but it turns out society frowns on military wives sleeping around, and the neighbors know that the red truck in the driveway every night isnt your so I need to break up with you before everyone finds out that I'm a whore"

>>575590078

are you russian?

>>575592235
I know that feel of wanting to know what's next, but you're doing exactly what you said not to do and that's being afraid to fall in love. So don't contradict yourself and go that the girl you love her.

>>575592527
ouch wtf? And I thought I had it bad...

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>>575592664
So, basically, I should enjoy spending time with her and be for her like now? And it should be all ok?

You know that this is easy to say and hard to do? I am just not like 100% alphas that they "do not care", I fucking care... This is problem.

>>575592578
Nope, but slav all the way.

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>>575577717

>You are more than a friend to me, you are like a BROTHER. I swear a girl told me that once.

>>575592885

yeah thought so. you go get her son, shit is as obvious as it gets. Be the best lover you can be, if she can appreciate that, good. If not, her loss.

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>>575592885
Caring is fine, in fact it's good. Probably is one of the reason she likes you. So all you have to to do know is confirm her feelings which I already know what the answer will be.
You got this /b/ro.

>(Pic) M8

>>575592786
I got satisfaction in the end. She called me up as soon as I got back crying about how nobody would talk to her and she had to move now because the old lady across the street was telling everyone she was a whore. Old lady was the widow of a marine officer, stuck with him through a 20 year career she testified in my divorce proceedings that my wife was seeing the guy and how often. I ended up not having to give her any money because no kids, and she was using my support while I was gone to use our house as a fuck shack. Great old gal invited me to lunch afterwords and gave me a big ass chewing about how modern women have no loyalty and how I was a retard for marrying her. It was one of those ass chewings you appreciate though.