My cat gives no fuck about why I do to her. Taking requests on funny cat positions. Keep in mind I can only use one hand
>>575503673
How about don't be such a autistic cunt and leave your cat alone.
>>575503673
Grab her feet.
>>575503673
put a finger in her butt
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>575503673
mine is the same, I swear she enjoys being carried upside down
>>575504127
Hug and kiss her...she loves and trust you enough to let you so anything to her
>>575503673
place fist in its mouth.
Is she purring?
what exactly are you doing with your right hand ?
>>575504231
This
>>575506139
taking the picture you fucking retard
>>575503673
flip her off
>>575506139
>>575503673
put your drivers license in the cats hand and take a picture of it with your name visible
>>575504238
this
>>575506139
hahahahahhaha you stupid cunt
>>575503673
gently stroke her genitals!
>deliver
poke her nose C:
Hold her and tell her that you love her
not all of us have our cats anymore
that right there is some funny shit b/ro cause I don't like cats...but if you hurt her in any way...physically, emotionally or otherwise I will hunt you down and put the hurt on you...understand faggot? nice kitty.....
Poke cheeks
>>575506139
>>575503673
>>575504519
>>575504689
escalate further. See how far you can go. The only thing stopping you is the mental borders, which can be crossed by your will.
>>575506139
>what exactly are you doing with your right hand ?
top fucking kek! you ain't teachers pet m80 aint you?
sharpie in pooper
>>575503673
Stack a bunch of random shit on her.
Guys she got all buttmad and won't cooperate now
>>575508610
oh s oyou are that OPey who months ago posted thread about naming his one-eyed kitten
>>575508890
Yes. Her name is Leela
>>575508610
Pull whiskers
>>575507692
It's beat down! Time!
>>575509029
is she blind?
>own one eyed cat
>cat let's do anything
>doesn't put an eyepatch on cat
I'm disappoint op...
>>575503673
Love her and give her a nice life
But first
Finger in pooper
how about you just leave her the fuck alone
>>575509297
give her the ol' cat pooper
>the cooper
>>575509218
No. She had a bad infection in her eye when I found her. The vet removed it before infection.
pat her, treat her nicely. make her happy and pur :)
>>575503673
>keep in mind I can only use one hand
stop fucking jacking it then, man
>>575509280
this
>>575509498
>>575503673
OP, are you one-handed?
>>575509280
That'd be awesome!
>>575509728
>one eyed cat
>owned by a one armed man
kek
>>575509280
yeah do this.
Thumbnail looks like your foreskin
>>575509450
oh. also gonna need a pirate hatand a parrot on a shoulder.
>>575504519
kek
time to dress her up OP
>>575510419
She likes blankets
give her something to eat too.
>>575509450
that's so cute holy shit
waiting for op to deliver pirate cat
>>575510626
Something good.
>>575503673
If you have an RC car, put her on the car and drive her around.
why is she one eyed?
shes one da cutest kitties ive seen a while :)
>>575503673
Write on piece of bread "hello /b/" attempt to make breadcat
>>575510660
>>575509450
Catzilla even bigger than a Pacific Rim "mech"
Pick her up and play her like an accordion.
>>575510909
She had an infection and the eye was severely damaged. The vet removed it and sewed the socket shut
>>575507496
>>575503673
stick your penis in its asshole
>>575507496
9/10
>feels bad man
>>575510594
dress her with fire
>>575509029
I remember when you had /b/ roll to name your one-eyed female cat.
What made you change>>575509127
the name from "One-Eyed Female Cat," anon?
OP, that's such a cute cat. Goddamn it's beautiful
Just cuddle it for me
>>575507496
>>575509280
yeah this
>>575507496
faggot/10
what about a facepalm pic
>>575511517
Everyone in the thread wanted reroll. Leela won and everyone liked it better. I literally did name her that. I call her Lee for short
>>575511517
Fuck me, didn't mean to randomly link >>575509127
We're all waiting on pirate cat op.
>>575511796
>>575507496
>>575512197
aww OP, dat's the cutest thing.
>>575512197
OP how clingy is she?
>>575512771
None at all. About 2pm she naps on my legs for about an hour
>>575511379
Mine died while I was in Afghanistan. His name was Caesar, I loved that furry tub of lard.
Please OP please, Lee is so cute, please hold her long cat style
>>575513060
Sorry to hear that anon. And thank you for your service. Its football time
>>575513167
I tried
>>575513193
A last one come one
>>575513167
>>575513358
nice cat OP...enjoy the game, i'll watch with you
>>575513358
thank you
so
so
cute
heart is melting
Belly rubs
looks like a lovely cat, good for you, anon
stick your finger in its mouth.
>>575513926
>>575514135
You promise me to love that cat for the rest of her lovely days.
give him a treat
Official /b/'s cat
>>575514273
I promise anon. She's been good company.
>>575514572
I don't have anything to simulate an eye patch. :(
>>575514703
you don't have to do it now, just show us when you do
>>575514703
Post cat on head
>>575514703
scissors + sock
do it OP
>>575509029
Aren't you the guy that ask /b to name this cat a few weeks or month ago?
>>575514875
this
also saved the blanket pic because it made me go awwww
I appreciate you for loving your one-eyed cat unconditonally.
Well this is a good thread. been a good day so far. looks like mine btw just without the eye thing but the colour looks similar. cute lil bastards name's charlie
>>575514875
>>575515063
>>575514980
you are slow
>>575515273
Thank you, based OP
Now do cat in pooper
>>575515273
>posting his face
>mfw
Makes me miss my cat. He was the sweetest thing in the world :(
>>575515273
doesn't matter; got cat
>>575515596
Sorry anon. I bet he was an awesome cat!
bump
>>575515505
>implying anything bad will happen to him if he's delivering and has/loves a cat
OP is a good person.
Make cat play vidya gaems. Post results.
>>575514703
>Cut piece of paper/cardboard
>color black with sharpie
What breed of cat is that, OP? It's adorable as fuck.
>>575503673
Finger your pussy's pussy.
Please post kitty on the computer, browsing /b/.
Do this OP. Problem solved. Two eyes.
>>575516465
Fuck all my retarded requests. Do this.
>>575516319
I'll post again when I have something. I think it'd be hilarious
>>575516348
I am not sure what she is. I found her at a construction site pretty beat up. So I really couldn't tell you
>>575513060
Julius?
>>575516465
kek
>>575516465
This one, please.
>>575516453
this
>>575516453
Its the best I could do. Also I will go to Michaels for stick on eye and post tomorrow. Kek
It's amazing that although most of you are asshats, /b/ is definitely the safe haven for cats
>>575516604
Ah, thanks anyway, man.
>>575516465
>>575516604
THIS THIS THIS
OP is a pretty cool guy. 10/10 would buy him a beer.
>>575515596
that's a dog
>>575517191
Make a new keyboard cat vid, but to Darude - Sandstorm
>>575506329
>>575506603
>>575506782
>>575508026
>>575508283
>>575517191
Looking at the thumbnail of the OP through this image, it looks like a picture of a circumcised penis.
>>575517404
Thank you sir!
>>575517592
>>575506603
got a good chuckle.
>>575516465
Haven't laughed this well in weeks. Thanks, anon!
>>575518212
my heart is melting...
Meet captain justice the faggot
>>575518212
what breed is ur cat? Orange tabby?
All the best for U OP and Leela.
>>575506139
>>575518212
Dude your cat is fucking beautiful, if you have any treats, give her one for me.
>>575518212
Can you turn her ears inside out? or will she get mad?
>>575518342
Cute cat.
>>575518349
I don't know. I found her abandoned so I don't know.
>>575518441
Thanks anon
>>575518582
I will. She fell asleep now
>>575518640
I tried before but her ears don't stay flipped back.
Yes, thank you op for giving me an instant of peace...
And for giving it to /b/ too
>>575517246
Not always. But fuck people who fuck with cats.
>>575516465
that or eyepatch op
>>575519007
Anytime anon
I love you and your cat OP :)
>>575518342
He loves it when I make him do this face, he almost instantly purrs every time
>>575518942
aww, well thanks anyways OP, best wishes for you and leela
>>575519617
AYY LMAO
>>575519613
Leela loves you too <3
>>575519617
That's hilarious! So does mine.
>>575519203
So what do they do when they remove the eye, just sew up the hole? Seems like that'd be annoying for the cat....try to squint in one eye and it aches pretty fast.
I also like to put hair-ties on his ears for the sole reason of amusement
>>575517191
>How about don't be such a autistic cunt and leave your cat alone
kek, this place kills my social skills
>>575519617
Your cat is a sub.
my cat only has one eye! pic related.
>>575520014
It was always infected. So essentially she has only ever seen out of one eye. Yep they just scooped it out and sewed it shut. It was pretty gross when she had her head shaved for the surgery
>>575520091
That's too funny. Saved the pic
>>575520295
We should make a one eyed cat club. The monocles
>>575519617
>ayy lmao
good thread op
>>575519617
I used to that to my while shaking him yelling HYPER SPEED!
Also are you in the hospital?
>>575520721
My nose started bleeding because I laughed too hard
Fuck you
>>575516465
topest of keks
>>575518349
Breed? These are not breeds it's may as well be a barn cat.
man I wish my cat wasn't such a cunt..
You have a cute kitty. My neighbour's dog bit my cat's tail off. :(
Our cats should be friends
>>575516465
Oh god my sides
Catcha:420
youre a shitty owner op. the cat doesnt exist for your god damn shits and giggles. why dont you leave it alone. you probabky neglected it, and waited too long to take it to the vet, and thats why it had its eye removed. people like you shouldnt be allowed around animals. its not a puppet. its not a toy. id be willing to bet that the cat probably hates your guts and is tired of your bullshit, op. tired of the abuse. tired of being used so you can get attention from chicks who think its cute, or that youre some cute and cuddly do-gooder.
>>575516465
YES- agreeed-
>Problem solved
Attach permanently
>>575522026
Lol
>>575520091
Also works on dogs.. Just not as well.
>>575503673
Take a picture of its asshole and genitals.
>>575522226
Holy fuck that thing is ugly
>>575504519
that looks like a happy cat you got there
i'd let it be
>>575510594
get a goggly eye and stick on her
>>575522026
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>>575522026
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
>all cats should be ground up for dogfood
>>575522307
It had a hair cut yesterday
>>575522974
Sweg
Here's my kitty :3
>>575521767
dafuq
>be me
>been single for years by own choice
>finaly meet a girl who makes me trust in relationships again
>few monts has gone
>at her parents place, for their b-day party
>day before party, we go back to our room (small hut in the back of the yard), when suddenly a cat meows
>cat is semi stuck in hedge
>use a flash light, and guide kitten through
>applaud kitty for getting through and go towards hut in back of yard
>kitty follows
>omg, fuck off... GO HOME!
>Take cat, throw him (gently) over the fence, thinking he can find home
>cat still follows
>slam door shut
>cat meows for 20min, before we decide he might be gone and then have sex
>after sex, and playing games, have to go pee
>ffs cat is still here!
>give cat blanket, it's cold outside
>next day cat still there
>won't go home
>decide to take him home, since he had no collar nor tatoo
>name him Ninja, because my gf is named Nina, and I'm Jacob
>be me
>live 1½ hours apart
>we broke up
>looking at this cudly face everyday
>I hate his fucking name, and can't change it.. oh how I tried
>keep calling this cute fuck Ninja
>>575524409
photo taken of him sleeping by the bed on my shirt, after my ex and I had sex last week
>>575521767
wow you sure a dog did that and it wasn't like lit on fire or some shit?
looks fucked up
>>575522226
what breed? shih tsu? my doge looks exactry the same
>>575503673
Fuck her kitty asshole and post pics
my cat thinks she's a lot than what she is and tries to eat me
>>575506139
oh holy shit
>>575524993
Maltese Shih Tzu, she's a year old in a few days time and ain't gonna get any bigger. Forever pup.
What's your dogs name?
>>575506139
am I late to make fun of this guy?
>>575526012
its never too late to make fun of that guy
>>575520721
omg it looks like a bunny
saved
>>575526012
you're never late to make fun of this guy. He's so stupid, his stupidity transcends time itself
>>575509029
I had a cat named Gizmo with the same problem. For a one-eyed cat he got along fine for 15 years. Of course, I could never tell if he was coming or going, both views looked the same...
>>575526240
Respect
>>575517529
kek
>>575519617
yo your thumb looks like a dick hjaha shit
>>575523118
your dog is cute
>>575526891
Hopefully you don't mean it looks somewhat similar to your dick, because it looks nothing like a dick.
On the contrary, if so, get to the doctor. Fast.
>>575509029
Oh fuck I was in that thread.
GG OP
>>575525419
I know, right?? The level of supid is staggering.
Make way for bro cat
Dress up as a pirate for Halloween and post pics of it.
>>575520295
oh god I need that cat
>>575515505
>>>/9gag/
>>575512197
cute kitty. my cat also lets me grab his face
>>575528976
>I rate this post meme arrows out of 9gag
>>575529120
sick joke bro
>>575509498
Are you fucking retarded, I guess he can just take pictures with his dick, jesus fucking christ.
>>575519617
mine too... why do they like this?
>>575503673
Thanks for the pics OP. My cat recently passed away so this was a nice thread
>>575523689
<3 <3 <3
>>575529629
his face looks like broken pixels.... you shouldve named him broken pixels
>>575529629
Sorry to hear that anon. Glad the thread helped you
>>575508610
Your cat only has one eye.
>>575529795
Her name was Aki (Japanese for autumn) Since she looked like a bunch of leaves
This is the cutest thread, thanks OP.
>>575503957
rolling for this
>>575524409
damn hes awesome. i wish i had a cute cat like him
>>575507496
my cat got hit by a car yesterday
can you make a paper eye patch and pirate hat?
It would be nice.
Hamsters > all other pets
>>575513502
Sarah Mchlachlan, plz go.
This thread makes me miss my kitten so fucking much it hurts.
I miss my cat :( some stupid cunt let him outside in the middle of winter while she was watching him, and he never came back.
I wish i could have a cat... but i live with my sister and she fucking hates them, as soon as i move out on my own i will get a cat and a ferret.
>>575510594
That cat has the saddest eyes I have ever seen. Holy shit it hurts to look
>>575530903
What happened anon?
>>575522741
rolling for this
Please tell me you named it "one eyed Willy"
>>575507496
why dem feelz anon
>>575529791
No formal requests... Just here to say that your cat is INSANELY CUTE. WOW. I LOVE HIM!
>>575531432
he's the Leela-cat man, he posted before making a thread where he asked us anons to name his cat, Leela won
>>575532315
:)
>>575506746
sageing with a pic.
newfag
>>575531351
She lives with my parents, and I don't. We got her while I was home this summer. I'm allergic to cats but this one is a Siberian cat, only have minor or no reactions from her.
>>575532645
how much do you want from her? I'd (seriously) like to buy her.
my cat Roky and his new friend
>>575532641
It works now