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Best way to cheat on my fiancée? I can't dump her for financial
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Best way to cheat on my fiancée? I can't dump her for financial reasons but I seriously can't fucking stand her. Any decent places to go online to fuck around and trade nudes or just have cybersex to get some peace of mind?
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>>575370353
meh post more pics of her
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>>575370353
>cheating
Fucking degenerate.
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>>575370574
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>>575370574
2
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nudes preferably m80
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>>575370353

Don't be a faggot.Thats the best youll ever get you beta bitch
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>>575371182
*unzips dick*
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get herpes
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>>575371517
I've had way better. Way better. If you saw what I looked like you'd understand.
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>>575371773
What's wrong with her OP?
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Consider the hottest woman you know... somewhere, some guy is tired of her bullshit.
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>>575371517
She's not that attractive
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OP,

Cheating is for women. Be a man and break up.
You mention "financial" reasons. Durr hurr depending on a woman financially? This can only go wrong. You are depending on HER. Biiig mistake. What do you have to offer?

I think you have no clue about relationships and should break up
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>>575371974
Exactly. OP is a beta cunt living in poverty and living off a whore he hates. He will never do better than this average cunt
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>>575371596
how did you install the zipper?
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>>575370353
1. Acquire gym membership if you don't have one.
2. Go to the fucking gym, you limp bodied piece of trash.
3. Get fit.
4. Spend some of your other free, alone time finding something nice for your fiancee.
5. Purchase it.
6. Go to the bar on your gym time.
7. Get some strange.
8. When she asks why you're home from the gym so late, give her the gift.

problem solved, friendo.
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>>575370353
She's adorable dude. Enjoy her before she gets enough of your sorry ass.
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>>575370353

You're a fucking low life piece of shit. Get a fucking job, pay your own way, and break it off with this girl if you don't like her. You don't have to break someone else's heart just because YOU'RE miserable. Asshole.
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>>575371898
She's a spoiled brat who has no grasp on reality. She has a stupid job with no future whatsoever (that I am stupidly invested in). She's basically a little immature girl inside.
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>>575372336
Also, can I bang your fiancee? It's only fair.
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>>575372587
keep posting pics so i can finish fapping
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>>575372336
I am probably way more fit than you. I basically live at the gym.
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>>575372587

then why the fuck are you engaged
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>>575372813
Then you're retarded for needing to ask for an excuse. Fuck off.
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>>575372813
You seem like a sad being. Do you have something to offer besides your physical appearance?
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>>575372587
Just dump her bruh. I kicked my Fiance out just a couple weeks ago. I paid for the ring, I put all the deposits down, and a carried the relationship for 6 months paying everything.

When she stopped working it was hard for me to keep $100 in my savings account, the first Monday of the week after I left her I had a comma in both checking and savings.

Even if I wasn't in a better financial position, I'd still leave her and move in with my parents or live under a bridge or something, it sucks being with someone who makes you unhappy.
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>>575373328
I really wish I could but I fucking hate the thought of cutting my losses man. I feel like if I just get a healthy dose of attention from other females it'll offset the unhappiness I'm feeling with Parisa
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>>575372813
That sounds miserable. No wonder your relatsonships suck so much, you've got a god awful personality. Just fucking leave her and cut your loses
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>>575373643
You're retarded. You're going to sign a contract with her that says if you leave her or if she leaves you, she gets half your shit, and this is a woman who you don't even like.
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>>575373643
You're an awful person. Go die
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Wow who would've thought /b/ would be overrun with a bunch of white knight faggot virgins tonight.

Thanks for nothing
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>>575374189
You people are such faggots, just because he wants to break up with a girl who you think is cute doesn't make him a bad person. He sounds like a douche but I'm sure she's just as bad or worse if she's dating him. So fuck off, is it really so hard for some of you neckbeards to believe that girls who look decent count have awful personalities?
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>>575372813
I'm sure I'm more of an aesthetic cunt than you mate. Post your work, and we can get this a /fit/ thread
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>>575374536
Finally someone with a fucking brain
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>>575374906
I'm just saying you should leave her and fuck more bitches.
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She's a bitch and you're a spineless douche.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.
If you're gonna make up excuses as to why you shouldn't break up instad of being a man, growing a pair and ditching her then you deserve all the misery of being with her that you've got coming. 0/10
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Behind every beautiful woman.... there's a man that's tired of her shit! Trust me
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OP you handsome devil

Top kek
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>>575374906
sup jeremy
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>>575375710

now monitoring thread.
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>>575375710

It's happening!

Who wants to send her this thread!?

I can't because i'm on mobile :(

Let's help Op settle his marriage issues tonight!
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>>575376697
why are there so many white knight faggots nowadays
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>>575374906
>Finally someone with a fucking brain

the part about you being a douche did make sense
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>>575376926
>theres something wrong with being a human being with decency and respect

go end yourself you shit
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>>575370353
Omegle's a nice place. You don't even need a face, I win with a black screen.

You open with a snag, something very short that you control-V. It has to be short to be BELIEVABLE that you typed it, that's important. This can be part of a two-part phrase, just something to grab their attention so you're not skipped.
>well damn...

The next part is the compliment. There are a few types of girls who will camfuck- those that came for that purpose, and those that are overwhelmed by the attention. Both types love compliments. Hit them with something generic enough to type quickly and mindlessly, but it should have a general specificity so it's not obvious that you're just rattling off lines. Call out a defining feature, if you cant think of one just settle for hair color.
>youre fucking hot, i DO love blondes

Be responsive to anything she may say, but 90% of the time she'll just say "thanks" and leave you with nowhere to go. You have to move along yourself. You're here for something specific, you've got to be aggressive to get it. Play off your expectation of her personality, but if she's at all flirty move right into an overt pickup line. This is where you set the tone, and her response here determines pass or fail.
>so im just gonna say it: youre turning me on... What are we going to do about it? ;)

If she's game, you'll know by now. Now your concern is not losing her. Get your dick on screen as fast you can, and it's smooth sailing from there.

You've now just camfucked on Omegle,
You're welcome.
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>>575376697
>Who wants to send her this thread!?

Look at that OP. Problem solved.

(Loving it!)
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>>575370353
Disregard beta emotions, acquire alpha instincts. Cheat on her, who gives a fuck
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>>575374906
YOURE NOT MARRIED GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
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>>575370353

awwwww. OP "studies poetry". how sensitive.
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0/4
bland and unoriginal
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>>575378747
>>575380016
you're fucking jellyfish bro
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>>575375710
Rekt

I was hoping this would happen.
OP sounds like a meathead douchebag

And I got a feeling after someone whiteknights you. You will come back to /b/ and start a feels thread because boo hoo your finance dumped you.
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>>575370353

here's another picture of her. oops. I mean OP.
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>>575370353
you should probably kill yourself
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>>575372204
i actually lol'd at this
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>>575370353

did anybody send all this to Parisa yet?
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>>575371182

looks like silver lake reservoir
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>>575370353

how fucking mentally disabled are you that you asked her to marry you? how long did you know her, two weeks?
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>>575380843
>looks like silver lake reservoir

or maybe Lake Hickory. just saying.
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>>575381349
stop posting
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no we must shitpost until his girl gets pointed to this thread
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>>575381510
>stop posting

why the fuck should I do that
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>>575370353
>>575373643
>>575375710

this is starting to sound like a well disguised personal army thread
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op's a cunt, lets ruin him.
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>>575370353
loser just dump her you cunt
>www.imgonnahurtyou.com
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>>575381737
true i rescind my earlier sentiment also i suck cocks
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>>575381735
because you're clearly some candyass butthurt that you're an ugly motherfucker. You want to send the thread to Parisa so bad stop being a poorfag and get a computer
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>>575381774
Dude. Is that real?
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>>575374424
ITT: back to r/4chan
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>>575381908

the tipping point for me was casually slipping a name into his post. genuine OP wouldn't be that dumb.

game's over OP.
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>>575381948

fuck the fuck off
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>>575374424
YOU ARE FUCKED. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. GET A JOB YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
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>>575382464
back to leddit
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fucken silverlake hipster bitch
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10/10 Best personal army thread ever.

Post a cute girl, talk shit like you're the dude, /b/ whiteknight faggots send the lootzorz. Double points because the dude isn't bad looking and /b/ neckbeards are jealous. Best bait ever.
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>>575381908
agreed
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i'm pretty sure op is actually a friend maybe even a betafag that hates on the real guys' relationship with this beautiful girl, so he shitposted on here, hoping whiteknights would sure some unmoral justice for him. /thread
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