want to take a trip on my train?

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Also land whale.

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More of the hoe

Let's make your tits mein kampfort zone.

I have blonde hair and blue eyes, show tits plz

>>575348267
I have blonde hair and blue eyes, show tits plz.

i jerk off to hitler

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>>575348489

>>575348267
> This bitch is stupid.>>575349809
See

>>575349361
reroll for this actually, so keep this thread going. or, fucking, something!!!

>>575349361
rolllll.....

>>575350225
Say to her, "Bon apetite, wanna fuck?"

>>575349361
like a stone....

Shut up and shake your fucking pussy for me.

>>575350568
>68

close enough, fucking post OP >>575349361

Make it interesting, make the whale mad

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Have you ever tried anal?

>Be me
>Waiting for 69
>Never gunnu happen
>want thread to come to life
>Waste valuable moot server space on this shit
>OP will never deliver
>OP is a fag
>You're all fags
>Hate /b/ for wasting my time
>Waste more time posting pointless rant
>Feel good
>wasted your time too

bitches.

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Bitch kept messaging me so I decided to mess with her some more.

Fuck this 69 shit, just post funny shit and I'll deliver ones that are half decent.

>>575351162
YES!

Keep messing with her

>I take back everything
>OP is delivering!!
>She seems fucking pathetic and will take anything you shove at her
inappropriate use of greentext
>Get some nudes for whythefucknot
>Make her do embarrassing shit

"What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch, I'll have you know that I have graduated top of my class in the navy seals and have been on numerous raids on Al Que Que. You think you can take me on you cunt? I'll also have you know that I have over three hundred thousand confirmed kills and have been trained in gorilla warfare.

reroll? :3

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My life motto

>>575351542
Did somone say sale pasta?

I'm gonna shove my dick so far up your ass you're gonna taste the smegma underneath my foreskin

She's not stupid, she's just not interested, hence the short replies. That means stop fucking messaging her you silly neckbeard.

>>575351846
Tip 2, find a landwhale

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>>575352023
Yeah... Not interested..

Convince her that WWII was really just an internal argument between Hitler, Churchill and Stalin. They couldn't decide where to hold their next meeting at the beer club. The muricans and japs only joined because they weren't invited..

wanna see a dic pic? or just poopy in pants? rofl kidding im way gay

>>575352690
Bump

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>>575352690

tell her hitler was a stupid jew

>>575353764
I've already told her he was a freedom fighter....

>>575353348
More Hitler stories.

Next should be that Hitlers granddad was a General or Lieutenant in the Confederate States during the civil war.

Are you interested in Nesquick milk?

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>>575354265
More Hitler ideas.

>>575354937
fucking lold

Alright I got one:
Yeah but afterwards Hitler saved millions of people's lives.

>>575354937
thats too much lulz just buy her an ice cream and enjoy your reward

This bitch is surprisingly stupid.

>>575354937
How about, Hitler didn't himself in 1945, he fled the country and hid in Cuba. He actually helped Fidel Castro rise to power and form Cuba to what it is today.

I wonder if she does the same as OP. Like she creates a thing on tumblr where she laughs at how stupid the person she talked to was and how she was playing him.

>>575355749
FUck, that was too fast.

*Hitler didn't kill himself in 1945.

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To be continued.... Soon.

>>575355940
Hitler probably wrote that post.

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>>575356012
kyle?

>>575355749
I doubt she knows what Cuba is nevermind Fidel Castro

>>575356012
Okay... Kyle...

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>>575356159
Where did you get my picture from?

>>575356012
Should score some nudes of the whale. Now that she took the time to undress.

>>575356539
From a magazine dude. How's SNL?

>>575356275
Make it a little easier.

Hitler went to Canada. He convinced to to sell Alaska to murica. Would she know what Canada is?

>>575356909
That sounds a little more basic.

>>575357376
Or something like, Hitler founded KFC. To poison and kill niggers.

>>575357376
basic stuff for basic bitches.

>>575356935
nexus 5 fag tad in here

>>575356012
>>575356159
KYLE IT'S A RETARD MAGNET

Black outside with white cream inside. Sounds like my negro girlfriend after we bang

>>575358162
you've heard about emily's thing?

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>>575358246
That'sthejoke.gif

>>575358273

can you just get more nudes faggot

>>575358513
she makes me mad

>>575358513
Ask her if she's ever gotten her pussy eaten out by a fat man in an overcoat.

>>575358716
Jay? Where's silent Bob?

>>575358834
Right beside me my nigga. You know we always on the block.

>>575358513
No more class for that bitch.
Get some nudes.

>>575359068
I already posted a few at the start of the thread but okay.

>>575358716
this

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>>575356012
>send her this
>tell her to make one and you will do something in return
>profit?

>>575359453
Jesus..Is she 12???

>>575353348
>Barack Obama

>>575359453
>>575359453
>>575359453


more nudes and less of this faggity bullshit

>>575359453
My life is fucking complete.

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>>575359659
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

>>575360012
Is it the tits or me tho?

>>575359659
>Life

Lold

is her vagoo as nasty as her tits?

>>575360169
Why?

pussy

>>575360084
The tits, fucked up on replying while swallowing said puke.

>>575360012
I kinda wanna see her vag and kinda not.

>>575360423
It's like a donkey show. You don't want to see it but you can't look away.

>>575360423
Remember though what has been seen cannot be unseen

"I want to fuck you in you fat sweaty vagina and fist your asshole til it bleeds"

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>>575360423
I hope you're all happy with your self.

>>575360776
I'm not.

>>575360776
It's like a haunted house.

>>575360776
Not as horrible as her tits.

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>>575360590

>>575360776
Tell her she has the most beautiful body ever and go on about how you wish you were there to grasp her rolls and call her eric cartman

>>575360776
makes me wish I was a vegetarian

with a baseball bat?

"Oi mate lemme gett'r up in ther and wreck ur kidshitter, make yea gobble the dong remains of me pooper" pls say this

Wow this is too easy. How many things can you get her to put in her ass?

>>575361454
Vote for this.

>>575361046
After you flirt with her for a little bit confess about posting it on 4chan

>>575361046
Ask for a picture of her dick.

Give her a detailed message of how you wanna fuck and end it with "then I turn around and you shove your cock in my ass, cause you're really a dude, surprise!"

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>>575361454

>>575361995
>>575362076
/thread

>>575362132

tell her how much of a pussy god is

>>575362132
This can be your homework for extra credit

Her age/ its age?

>>575362132
get moar pussy pics /b/ro
and tell her she should finger herself

>>575362132
She'll do it. Easy whores always give in.

>>575362616
Someone please archive this shit right fucking now.

>>575362616
Sharpie in a ass. Or just her fist.

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>>575362616

>>575362616
Tell her to turn her asshole into a pencil holder.

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>>575348267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSEz9vAtDw8

>>575362956
This is literally the stupidest fucking girl in existence.

please just get her to do some ridiculous shit

>>575362956

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

>>575362956
Mine comes unattached so I can snap on the right size. Got a big black cock in the mail.

>>575362956
I laughed way too much at this

ur tits are gross
sh

rolling for this

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>>575362956
Write to her "What I would do to make you my one and only"

>>575363264
Vote

>>575362956
Lost it to vagina dentata. There's a documentary

>>575362956
ask her if she knows how many ping pong balls can fit in her vag and if she wants to beat her record? :)

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Saved by the winky face.

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whats her kik

:^)

>>575363975
Just some with the girls face

/vote to archive.

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>>575351162

>>575363975
Say "I wanna make your asshole retarded".

>>575363975
God she's horny as fuck.

Where'd you meet her on I think I might know her

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Okay, bored now, please have fun and post screen caps, tell her that a hacker named anonymous sent you. And continue the Hitler storys for luls

Imafukin_princess

>>575364657
Retardedsluts.net.

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Another

omg

>>575364929

moar, pls

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She's 18 btw and here's a face pic.

>>575365173
Why did you post a face pic? If it doesn't have a face it's not a human. I can't torture a human being.

>>575365101
Her username is like 2 posts above just go get some your self.

>>575365173
you ever fucked her?

>>575365173

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH I HAD SOME HOPE FOR A NICE FACE BUT FUCK

thats nasty

we wait for that shit...

>>575365328
Faggot.


Also if anyone does add her screen cap and post.

>>575365742
Fucking newfag edgelord. Get the fuck back to reddit.

>>575365173
Niiceeeeeee

>>575366118
Lol, fuck off newfag.