Behold, the umbrella dick.
~ Grammar Nazi
Holy shit.
this shoop is terrible try again later
>>574559074
what in the name of Unholy Satan is that?
>>574559234
You call this a shoop?
>>574559074
Oh my fucking god this is brilliant.
It's like the person holding it has squeezed all of the blood out of the stem and pushed it into the bell, behold the mushroom penis
>>574559326
>>574559326
Yes
>>574559326
>>574559074
more pictures
>>574559326
>>574559074
nope
very obvious shoop little better on second pic but come the fuck on
OP is trolle xDD
>>574559626
Then how do you explain the texture?
Look at my penis, Anon. Just look at it.
>>574559906
See>>574559969
>>574559939
an hero plz
>>574559969
> what is clone tool?
>>574559969
can see lines of being stretched on the base of the head in the second pic. if you want to convince anyone, post pic of head of penis actually being touched grabbed in some way. harder to fake
>>574559074
>>574559326
so do the ladies like it?
>>574560236
ayy lmao no
/thread
>>574560135
I touch myself all the time, so that's not a problem.
You can see me touching myself in both pictures. I see your elaborate ploy to get more dick pics, you silly faggot.
what the fuck is wrong with that dick
>>574560468
Covering up for shoop
>>574560539
You misspelled the word "right".
If anything, it's an improvement and certainly beats foreskin.
Cutfags > skinny dicks
~ Grammar Nazi
>>574560468
nah fucker, freakish things are not arousing at least not to me. actually i request touching of the head because that is where the shooping is going on. quite a bit easier to see shooping while something is directly next to the object in question.
>>574560832
As you can clearly see, the rest of my dick qualifies as an object next to my dick.
Your logic = flawed
>>574560828
i like how you sign off your posts as if anyone cares who you are
>>574560984
your logic = nonexistent. lol trolling is fun isn't it?
how does your dick look when flaccid?
no homo
>>574561203
You obviously cared enough to reply.
Thanks for the bump.
Sincerely, Grammar Nazi.
>>574559074
k.
>>574561528
lol i really shoulda done that to shut this fucker up about 20 minutes ago
>>574561380
>asks for more dick pics
>"no homo"
>>574561407
>implying typing a post takes more than a few minutes of my life, or even requires effort to the point that I would care
not only is OP shit bait, you're terrible and should consider suicide
>>574559074
>>574559326
>>574561685
>shit bait
>has you replying twice
Topkek
~ Grammar Nazi
This has to be fake
latex dickhead on real dickhead or something
>>574561823
>~Grammar Nazi
fucking kill yourself
you're funny you member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party who regards grammar highly you
>>574559326
more.
>>574561823
OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE GREATEST OF B8RS! 2 REPLY?S OH SHIT! AND A BUNCH FROM ME TOO! YOU ARE THE NECTAR OF THE GODS YOU GODDAMN CAREBEAR YOU! WE ALL WORSHIP YOUR FUCKED UP AND OH SO HUMOUROUS SENSE OF HUMOUR! YOU ARE A GOD
>>574561962
this
a thousand times this
>>574561962
You faggot the picture, forgot.
~ Grammar Nazi
>>574562216
I want to see if this guys bell-cock is real.. please get OP to post moar pix pl0x
>>574562006
> you're funny you
Seems legit.
it's time. we need snacks again.
BRING BACK SNACKS
>>574562216
ONCE AGAIN! THE MASTER AT WORK! WE TREMBLE BEFORE YOUR DIVINE WORK OH GRAMMAR NAAZZI!
>>574562382
can you please stop spoon feeding the troll..
>>574562382
Thank you, servant. You may be seated.
www.YouTube.com/GrammarNazi1O1
>>574559326
that's a shoop, this is a real mans cock
>>574562369
YOU HAVE THWARTED ME! I AM DEFEATED! THE National Socialist German Workers' Party MEMBER IS ONCE AGAIN ON TOP! IF ONLY I WERE AS HUMOUROUS AND FULL OF QUIPS AS YOU!
>>574560468
Can you please fuck off retarded troll? Saw the image on efukt about 3 months ago faggot
>>574562559
Do you believe in Heaven?
>>574562559
can you make a uncut hate thread?
I was thinking of screening this thread, but since OP is a fag who only provided two pics and even flat out denies posting any more i don't think there's any reason for it
>inb4 calling me homo
Alright, i'll play, what if i am homo and want more pics? why not post them when you've already shown it to us?
>>574559074
pic with timestamp or you're a fucking shitbait troll shooping cocksucker.
>>574562614
im actually having quite a bit of fun, so no...
OH GRAMMAR NAZY IF ONLY I HAD A PERFECT GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AS YOU MUST CLEARLY HAVE! PLEASE SPREAD YOUR SWEET SUGARY FECAL matter ON MY CHEST
>>574562447
I'm not trolling, Heaven. Don't b uber jelly of my ultra alpha bell cock, mane. xD
>>574562446
I know this is spam, but i don't get it, when i go there i just end up on a closed reddit
What would even be the point of spamming this when we can't see it?
>>574562614
I belive
I BE LEAVE
I BE LEAFS HEAL ME LORDY HEALY ME
>>574559074
Fake
>>574559326
>>574559074
>>574559326
The mace of Molag's Balls
>>574559326
>>574562861
the FUNNIEST! JUST SO FUNNY! HE ABBREVIATED THE WORD "be"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AND PERFORMED THE HUMAN ACT OF PERFORMING A FACIAL EXPRESSION USING THE CHARACTERS "x" AND "d" WHAT AN AMAZING TALENT!!!
>>574562902
Sith Lord
>>574562861
GFO! fagit
>>574562902
really the best penis in existence. seems festive somehow.
>>574559326
dude, this head is gigantic
>>574559326
post more.
>>574563453
my girlfriend has problems too
>>574563339
It's the hooded pen of 15 that the legends have foretold. I BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP YOU OH HOLY ONE.
>>574563339
What kind of fucking festival would you be talking about!?
>>574563137
>underrated post
>>574563843
The best kind of party, the Grammar Nazi Party, of course!
