been sweet on a girl at work for a year now. it's obvious

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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB)
2014-10-15 19:55:29 Post No. 574129256
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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 19:55:29 Post No. 574129256 [Report]

been sweet on a girl at work for a year now. it's obvious that she's really keen for me. she's coming to my house this weekend to play wii u and drink beer, possibly some shots. i am fairly athletic with great muscle tone and good physique. however, this is my penis. i can't do anything about it that i know of. if we get naked together, she will see it. i am afraid she will be turned off. what are my options here?

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Anonymous (ID: 0z/0f8q2) 2014-10-15 19:57:28 Post No.574129557
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Anonymous (ID: 0z/0f8q2) 2014-10-15 19:57:28 Post No.574129557 [Report]

That's a bit clit.

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Anonymous (ID: SKytIMSB) 2014-10-15 19:58:07 Post No.574129654
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Anonymous (ID: SKytIMSB) 2014-10-15 19:58:07 Post No.574129654 [Report]

shave and be fine

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Anonymous (ID: q8VfbAB6) 2014-10-15 19:58:43 Post No.574129749
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Anonymous (ID: q8VfbAB6) 2014-10-15 19:58:43 Post No.574129749 [Report]

>>574129256
I doubt that's you, but if it is you're basically fucked, and not in the way you want. No woman can ever take you seriously with that.

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Anonymous (ID: YUcD+CRJ) 2014-10-15 19:58:47 Post No.574129762
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Anonymous (ID: YUcD+CRJ) 2014-10-15 19:58:47 Post No.574129762 [Report]

1. don't assume that coming to play Wii and drink beer means you were going to get your end away.

2. HJonestly? Nothing. I mean were you thinking, maybe greet her at the door with an explanation about your chode? See where the night goes, worry about this shit right at the moment she wants your cock. Don't plan, planing never works.

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Anonymous (ID: uahU+ifM) 2014-10-15 20:00:32 Post No.574130008
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Anonymous (ID: uahU+ifM) 2014-10-15 20:00:32 Post No.574130008 [Report]

>>574129256
is it erect? doesn't really matter how it looks flaccidd

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Anonymous (ID: t6cj9nfS) 2014-10-15 20:00:41 Post No.574130037
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Anonymous (ID: t6cj9nfS) 2014-10-15 20:00:41 Post No.574130037 [Report]

>shave
>post pic
> ...
>profit

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Anonymous (ID: NH6mSVSJ) 2014-10-15 20:01:03 Post No.574130093
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>>574129256
cu-c-cut it off.

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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 20:02:06 Post No.574130257
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here's a pic when i shave it for those who asked

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Anonymous (ID: xnOhFLIc) 2014-10-15 20:02:11 Post No.574130260
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Anonymous (ID: xnOhFLIc) 2014-10-15 20:02:11 Post No.574130260 [Report]

your pubes are longer than your dick

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Anonymous (ID: cXvYk1Fi) 2014-10-15 20:02:42 Post No.574130352
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Anonymous (ID: cXvYk1Fi) 2014-10-15 20:02:42 Post No.574130352 [Report]

>>574129256
Why does your Penis-head have a force field?

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Anonymous (ID: HHQ1Slmx) 2014-10-15 20:03:02 Post No.574130418
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>>574130257
oh my god.

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Anonymous (ID: EGyAGeqn) 2014-10-15 20:03:11 Post No.574130438
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Anonymous (ID: EGyAGeqn) 2014-10-15 20:03:11 Post No.574130438 [Report]

Shave that nasty shit! Afterward post a pic. When it is erect...how long is it?

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Anonymous (ID: 6n9TJd6W) 2014-10-15 20:03:32 Post No.574130496
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Anonymous (ID: 6n9TJd6W) 2014-10-15 20:03:32 Post No.574130496 [Report]

>>574130257
how does it look erect?

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Anonymous (ID: DHw/37PH) 2014-10-15 20:03:36 Post No.574130508
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Anonymous (ID: DHw/37PH) 2014-10-15 20:03:36 Post No.574130508 [Report]

>>574129256
trim your hair, and it will look larger.

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Anonymous (ID: 7TQ/fVct) 2014-10-15 20:03:38 Post No.574130513
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Anonymous (ID: 7TQ/fVct) 2014-10-15 20:03:38 Post No.574130513 [Report]

>>574130257
Timestamp, not buying your story

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Anonymous (ID: YUcD+CRJ) 2014-10-15 20:04:11 Post No.574130607
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Anonymous (ID: YUcD+CRJ) 2014-10-15 20:04:11 Post No.574130607 [Report]

>>574130438
inb4 that is erect

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Anonymous (ID: SKytIMSB) 2014-10-15 20:04:18 Post No.574130624
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Anonymous (ID: SKytIMSB) 2014-10-15 20:04:18 Post No.574130624 [Report]

i think it's cute tbh

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Anonymous (ID: U+Y8wnai) 2014-10-15 20:04:27 Post No.574130656
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Anonymous (ID: U+Y8wnai) 2014-10-15 20:04:27 Post No.574130656 [Report]

>>574129256
shave and compensate with oral, like the generations of smallpenised men before you.

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Anonymous (ID: DHw/37PH) 2014-10-15 20:04:42 Post No.574130691
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Anonymous (ID: DHw/37PH) 2014-10-15 20:04:42 Post No.574130691 [Report]

>>574130257
oh... nvm get some viagra and vodka her up, she won't mind

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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 20:04:44 Post No.574130698
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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 20:04:44 Post No.574130698 [Report]

>>574130352
every time i post this pic, someone talks about that. it's either a layer of bubble wrap, saran wrap, or now a force field. i don't know.. maybe my skin was just translucent around the edge that day

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Anonymous (ID: 0z/0f8q2) 2014-10-15 20:04:50 Post No.574130720
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Anonymous (ID: 0z/0f8q2) 2014-10-15 20:04:50 Post No.574130720 [Report]

Tell her it won't hurt when you stick in her butt.

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Anonymous (ID: 8l0+mEaK) 2014-10-15 20:05:07 Post No.574130770
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Anonymous (ID: 8l0+mEaK) 2014-10-15 20:05:07 Post No.574130770 [Report]

>>574130257
You at least have to post yourself erect..
I'm a girl and I'll judge /10

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Anonymous (ID: re95sc9k) 2014-10-15 20:05:10 Post No.574130779
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Anonymous (ID: re95sc9k) 2014-10-15 20:05:10 Post No.574130779 [Report]

If she really likes you, she'll still fuck you.

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Anonymous (ID: mFGT3HCX) 2014-10-15 20:05:17 Post No.574130795
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Anonymous (ID: mFGT3HCX) 2014-10-15 20:05:17 Post No.574130795 [Report]

Show boner. Should be good

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:05:39 Post No.574130839
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:05:39 Post No.574130839 [Report]

Timestamp!

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Anonymous (ID: 4/mO0dLS) 2014-10-15 20:06:05 Post No.574130909
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Anonymous (ID: 4/mO0dLS) 2014-10-15 20:06:05 Post No.574130909 [Report]

>>574129256
stop drinking and smoking and masturbating

workout

talk to doctor

im in the same boat but have given up on the girl because of my weak will

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Anonymous (ID: 0z/0f8q2) 2014-10-15 20:06:24 Post No.574130960
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Anonymous (ID: 0z/0f8q2) 2014-10-15 20:06:24 Post No.574130960 [Report]

Are you the same guy posting about the bunion surgery?

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Anonymous (ID: XB2BdypF) 2014-10-15 20:06:55 Post No.574131034
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Anonymous (ID: XB2BdypF) 2014-10-15 20:06:55 Post No.574131034 [Report]

>>574130909
but thats all the fun stuff in life....

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Anonymous (ID: /aUc100L) 2014-10-15 20:06:56 Post No.574131039
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>>574130698
I was about to refer to it as a layer of glaze before I saw his post.
It's dry skin you ashy fuck

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Anonymous (ID: cXvYk1Fi) 2014-10-15 20:06:57 Post No.574131042
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Anonymous (ID: cXvYk1Fi) 2014-10-15 20:06:57 Post No.574131042 [Report]

>>574130770
You're a girl and you'll post your tits.

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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 20:07:15 Post No.574131091
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another pic. afraid she might get this point of view if she decides to take a peek

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Anonymous (ID: 8l0+mEaK) 2014-10-15 20:08:25 Post No.574131240
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Anonymous (ID: 8l0+mEaK) 2014-10-15 20:08:25 Post No.574131240 [Report]

>>574131091
AAAAAAAAAAAHGGGHGAGAHAA
Sorry.

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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 20:08:30 Post No.574131257
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while i'm posting dick pics, here's one of my favs. looks like it's lookin down on you

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Anonymous (ID: JX8mGqf/) 2014-10-15 20:08:52 Post No.574131320
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Anonymous (ID: JX8mGqf/) 2014-10-15 20:08:52 Post No.574131320 [Report]

>>574131091
a-and that's 100% flaccid right?

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Anonymous (ID: EGyAGeqn) 2014-10-15 20:09:04 Post No.574131350
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Anonymous (ID: EGyAGeqn) 2014-10-15 20:09:04 Post No.574131350 [Report]

Post it erect...or at least answer how long it is erect. Geeze...quit being so hard headed.

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Anonymous (ID: HHQ1Slmx) 2014-10-15 20:09:29 Post No.574131421
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Anonymous (ID: HHQ1Slmx) 2014-10-15 20:09:29 Post No.574131421 [Report]

>>574131257
Its actually is contemplating suicide

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:10:22 Post No.574131550
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:10:22 Post No.574131550 [Report]

>>574131350
Won't timestamp, won't answer related questions. I'm pretty sure OP just wanted to post dick pics of facechan.

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Anonymous (ID: 4tlwF+au) 2014-10-15 20:10:39 Post No.574131592
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Anonymous (ID: 4tlwF+au) 2014-10-15 20:10:39 Post No.574131592 [Report]

>>574130770
post your fucking tits or kill yourself

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Anonymous (ID: EFHX5rLo) 2014-10-15 20:11:08 Post No.574131653
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Anonymous (ID: EFHX5rLo) 2014-10-15 20:11:08 Post No.574131653 [Report]

bruh just use a strap on!!! duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There was this british bitch who tricked and fuck 3 chicks just because she used a strap on during sex, so they thought she was dude!!! so do the same

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Anonymous (ID: BzsqtMms) 2014-10-15 20:11:13 Post No.574131667
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Anonymous (ID: BzsqtMms) 2014-10-15 20:11:13 Post No.574131667 [Report]

Uncut master race reporting in
OP shave ur PP n ur sack, that is all

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:11:29 Post No.574131708
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:11:29 Post No.574131708 [Report]

Attention whore...won't answer questions or post timestamp.

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Anonymous (ID: HtY4rQW+) 2014-10-15 20:11:53 Post No.574131773
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Anonymous (ID: HtY4rQW+) 2014-10-15 20:11:53 Post No.574131773 [Report]

You fag, people have asked you 50 times by now to post an erect pic to see the damage.

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Anonymous (ID: CBxRFjfV) 2014-10-15 20:11:59 Post No.574131789
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Anonymous (ID: CBxRFjfV) 2014-10-15 20:11:59 Post No.574131789 [Report]

>>574129256
>>574131091
>fairly athletic
OP, I think the only solution for you is to kill yourself

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Anonymous (ID: /aUc100L) 2014-10-15 20:12:25 Post No.574131841
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>>574131091
I don't know why you're still letting it bother you at this age. I could have no dick and I'd still get the job done.

If she reacts negatively, just grimace the whole time you're eating her out(which you will obviously be doing). She'll get really self concious and OP jr. will be the least of her worries. Might even get some shower time with her.

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Anonymous (ID: VpSF8cjx) 2014-10-15 20:15:24 Post No.574132254
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Anonymous (ID: VpSF8cjx) 2014-10-15 20:15:24 Post No.574132254 [Report]

>>574129654
This.

/thread

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Anonymous (ID: L8G/Nu2w) 2014-10-15 20:16:02 Post No.574132334
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Anonymous (ID: L8G/Nu2w) 2014-10-15 20:16:02 Post No.574132334 [Report]

>>574129256
Ah!
Maybe u are not a fucker?
Try golf.

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Anonymous (ID: iow261fw) 2014-10-15 20:17:17 Post No.574132504
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Anonymous (ID: iow261fw) 2014-10-15 20:17:17 Post No.574132504 [Report]

>>574131091

>fairly athletic

with that body.

No, not by a long shot are you "fairly athletic, I doubt you ever seen physical exercise at all. You are a disgusting human being and I am glad that even if there is the slightest chance you are telling the truth this girl will turn you down on the spot.

You deserve to die alone and never have the chance to spread your lazy genetics.

My advice, stop being a lying cunt and do something with your life.

WWIII is coming up, have you considered being cannon fodder?

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Anonymous (ID: Zqo9KRU9) 2014-10-15 20:18:01 Post No.574132608
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>>574131091

o m8 its over.

as a fellow who thought he had a small dick, I can already tell you yer dun

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Anonymous (ID: ySbpLMJk) 2014-10-15 20:21:33 Post No.574133101
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Anonymous (ID: ySbpLMJk) 2014-10-15 20:21:33 Post No.574133101 [Report]

>>574131257
Does it at least get like 4 inches hard? Don't show it to her flaccid. Just get her going then whip it out full steel.

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Anonymous (ID: 1GBFqj78) 2014-10-15 20:22:51 Post No.574133250
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Anonymous (ID: 1GBFqj78) 2014-10-15 20:22:51 Post No.574133250 [Report]

The Fucking question is: IS IT FKING ERECT YOU RAGING FAGGOT?!??!

If it is, well, damn son an hero pls.

If it's not, then meh, u should be ok.

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Anonymous (ID: suv1UxmB) 2014-10-15 20:24:09 Post No.574133420
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don't have any more dick pics, so here's a pic of me eating while taking a shit

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Anonymous (ID: zRdUxLMo) 2014-10-15 20:24:54 Post No.574133507
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Anonymous (ID: zRdUxLMo) 2014-10-15 20:24:54 Post No.574133507 [Report]

>>574129256
shave

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Anonymous (ID: iow261fw) 2014-10-15 20:25:36 Post No.574133598
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Anonymous (ID: iow261fw) 2014-10-15 20:25:36 Post No.574133598 [Report]

>>574133420

Show me how to bait sensei

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Anonymous (ID: PuwZooG7) 2014-10-15 20:25:58 Post No.574133647
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Anonymous (ID: PuwZooG7) 2014-10-15 20:25:58 Post No.574133647 [Report]

OP, flaccid length doesn't matter compared to erect length. Flaccid i'm about an 1.5 to 2 inches, erect i'm 7.

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Anonymous (ID: jMP82L7D) 2014-10-15 20:26:33 Post No.574133731
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Anonymous (ID: jMP82L7D) 2014-10-15 20:26:33 Post No.574133731 [Report]

femanon here
if she is nice, she maybe wont laugh at you
but srsly - no fucking for u probably

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Anonymous (ID: GVTcbhT8) 2014-10-15 20:28:19 Post No.574133951
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>>574133420

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Anonymous (ID: oWNuE9qk) 2014-10-15 20:28:51 Post No.574134007
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Anonymous (ID: oWNuE9qk) 2014-10-15 20:28:51 Post No.574134007 [Report]

>>574133420
>great muscle tone and good physique
>mfw

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Anonymous (ID: jXETBZof) 2014-10-15 20:29:38 Post No.574134123
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Anonymous (ID: jXETBZof) 2014-10-15 20:29:38 Post No.574134123 [Report]

he's not posting erect bc he's just a camwhore and wants everyone to look at his tiny flaccid penis. he's most likely a grower, and he'll be fine.

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Anonymous (ID: xb3kEK2p) 2014-10-15 20:29:48 Post No.574134145
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Anonymous (ID: xb3kEK2p) 2014-10-15 20:29:48 Post No.574134145 [Report]

You got a Wii U? After some thought, I've come to the conclusion it's the best new gen console for me. Should I buy it? If I will, that'll probably be the only current gen console I have. I have a decent pc and an x360. Should I get the Wii U? Or get the xbone/PS4?

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Anonymous (ID: iow261fw) 2014-10-15 20:29:48 Post No.574134146
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Anonymous (ID: iow261fw) 2014-10-15 20:29:48 Post No.574134146 [Report]

>>574133647

lol keep wishing micropenis

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Anonymous (ID: YUcD+CRJ) 2014-10-15 20:30:32 Post No.574134225
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Anonymous (ID: YUcD+CRJ) 2014-10-15 20:30:32 Post No.574134225 [Report]

>>574133647
same, wow this fucker stole my cock

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:30:56 Post No.574134284
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-10-15 20:30:56 Post No.574134284 [Report]

gayanon here.
i would suck it.
btw either she is into big dig or not. if not, she most likely wont care.
and shave it for the love of god!

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Anonymous (ID: arPFjOEL) 2014-10-15 20:31:05 Post No.574134304
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Anonymous (ID: arPFjOEL) 2014-10-15 20:31:05 Post No.574134304 [Report]

Time stamp fag