So, what would you do /b/?
>>574128760
tits or gtfo
>>574128760
Seeing as I don't have any stairs in my house, I would wonder where the stairs came from.
kick it in the face.
>>574128760
first noticed he's on his hands, indicating damage to his legs. I make for the nearest door and close it, find a weapon, proceed to break other limbs.
>>574128760
I'd fuck it
Get the fuck off those stairs you god
damn
furball
RED HOT KICK
>>574128760
Get ready because my hooker is finally here.
>>574128760
shout dammit anita, get back in your hole!!!
>>574128760
Attack its weak point for massive damage.
>>574128760
> close door
> lock it
> run
>Notice hands
>Shoot mutherfucker in the face
>mfw always wanted to know what it would be like to kill someone
>tfw you get to find out for free
>take mask off to reveal my prize
>>574129093
i would too
close the door, duh
>>574128760
Turn 360 degrees and run
>>574128760
RKO that bitch down the stairs
>>574128760
Finish masturbating and cum in it's face.
Then use the confusion to make a quick get away.
>>574128760
"dad, what are you doing? dad, stahp!"
I'm always ready
rape it again and check the map again, clearly I been walking in circles
>>574128760
Shit myself and pass out or grab my machete and try to kill it, whichever happens first.
draw CC and mag dump.
>>574129265
>Mask is full of Ebola
>Touch dicks with it
Not re-post the same shit that was on here less than 12 hours ago, fag.
>>574128760
How would the orange even vagina?
>>574129349
had to be done.
>>574128760
I'd try to think of a way to get bite and survive.
>acquire lycanthropy
>????
>profit
>>574129349
You literally run the fuck to it!
>>574129318
good taste, anon
>>574128760
>no claws
>I got this
>>574128760
>Say I have ebola, come get some
>Walk back to my room
>>574128760
>Close door
>Lock the door
>Deal with it in the morning.
>>574129442
Unnecessarygif.gif
>>574128989
Lold
>>574128760
probably see if I could fuck its face
>>574129719
Wouldn't that turn you into a furfag?
I mean, you're a fag by default, you just need the fur, right?
>>574129442
what's the deal with tumblr and 1 second long gifs?
>>574130185
>posts loli
>calls someone else a fag
die
>urinate down the stairs
>laugh
>offer it a smoke
>get stoned
>send it downstairs for munchies
>get high some more
>wait for it to pass out
>play around with its genitals
>trie to stick it up myself
>fuck it
>get knotted
>continue smoking till its finished
>sleep
SPARKY! Have you been in the basement this whole time?! Why didn't you say anything? It's been almost four years!
Bad dog!
>>574130185
now I gotta go fap. thx
>>574128760
"Fluffy! Sit Boy!"
offer him a beer then proceed to give him a stone cold stunner
>>574129408
Reminds me of the guy on /x/ talking about fapping to fend off ghosts.
>>574128760
jump down both feet into its face
if its a werewolf itll still need time to heal while i go get my silver bullets
>>574129726
newfag
Welcome to the party.
>>574128760
Stare that demon dead in the face as i slowly draw my sword, mutter these words under my breath "Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam" and give it a reason to fear me.
>"Yes anon? Right this way please."
>>574131565
Time to wake up, greaseball
>>574129235
>That was the coolest heart attack I have ever seen in my life.
>>574128760
Have sexy time. That little bitch will enjoy my full 10cm.
Double barrel shotgun with 00 silver pellets
>>574131995
Why is he holding a red painted potato with nails in it?
fake i have no stairs
Teach it the true meaning of euphoria.
Shoot it fucking dead, with my CPL.
>"Hey how did you get down here?"
obviously close the door and run.
anybody who doesn't say this iis a fucking liar
>>574133408
hahaha
pretty much
I have no idea how to deal with that thing
I'd probably scream like a madman too
>>574128760
yiff
sparta kick back down. repeat until death.
Shotgun. Doubt it'll be effective, but atleast i'll piss him off.
>>574128760
Throw soap and water at him- Everyone knows furries are averse to personal hygiene.
They're almost here.
>>574128760
Clean those fucking stairs, they're absolutely filthy.
>>574128760
Fuck it in the pussy.
>missionary style
>know the rest
>>574128760
Politely ask your mum to leave.
Drop kick the motherfucker.
>>574134174
Fuck it right in the pussy
Grab my luger and either shoot at it or shoot myself depending on how drunk I am
Shit my pants, proceed to kick it in the face and as my shit is falling down my pant leg perform my combo 'fecal foot attack'
>>574128760
Rape the living shit out of it, then maybe something eat.
Simple, i would just turn around and super man that mother fucker right down the rest of them stairs. IT would be so fucked up IT would be thinking IT made a big mistake
>>574128760
Whip out dick
make it suck me off.