Op, it is clear that you need to an hero. Your girl is cheating on you with the whole town

>>574086504
Dang. Is your name on there?

>>574086504
I'm really hoping this is pasta OP. For your sake. I'd probably lose my shit if I saw this

>>574086504
Where does she go out? ...for science reasons

Stop the tears by post nudes beta

>>574086926
My name is Kurtwood, my name is only under fucked.. It makes no sense.

>>574086936
EVERYWHERE, she always takes the car to a friend and then they go out, but i think these are all lies! all my best friends she blew and fucked! all of them!

>>574086504
Hello Eddy

You'd assume OP would have caught on by now. Doesn't seem real to me.

>>574087323
I'm sorry bud. But why would they be lies? Unless you unlocked her iPad and it was the first thing on the screen that popped up... Bitches are good at putting on faces, in my book, you don't really know a girl until 3 years into the relationship.

I AM FREAKING OUT SO HARD, I WILL FUCKING KILL HER

>>574086504
OP, here is what you do.
Remain calm - Getting angrier will only make things worse
Gather your thoughts - Get your head ready for the mental abuse she might give you over this
Be Honest - Flat out tell her that you found this and confront the slut.
Oh....
And one last thing OP....
Remember to be prepared - Get a kitchen knife preferably a chiefs knife, and slit her fucking throat the cheating whore deserves to swallow her own blood for swallowing so much semen make her wish she didn't fuck Lindo six times when you stab her in the cunt eight times. Hide the body and be done with it. Sleep with one of her close friends after the funeral and get your funeral fuck on.

>>574087294
this, lets destroy the bitch life

>>574087648
I WILL I FUCKING I WILL FUCKING DO THIS AND KILL HER MISERABLE FUCKING BODY THIS FUCKING WHORE

WHO DARE SHE, I GAVE HER EVERYTHIG!!! I TRUSTED THAT PIECE OF WHORE

>>574087480
I've had something similar happen to me, and I'm not a dimwitted fuck off either. It happens. Some girls are just like this. I have no idea why she'd keep a note about it though.... Anyways OP, I hope you're good at catching her in lies. Because when you bring this up, whether it's real or not, she's going to bullshit you one way or another

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Damn OP, this Lindo guy must be the luckiest motherfucker in town

>>574087648
fucking lol'd, yes do this OP and post pics

>>574087840
Post nudes first

>>574086504
my question is....why the fuck/who the fuck records this type of information...how is it useful?

cant u ask one of your bestfriend how was her blow job?

tell him that she told u ... then ejoy the truth :)

Thou sincirely believe this fucking cuck phantasy?

>>574086504

don't feed the cuckhold fetish

Why is she associating with people called Lindo?

>>574086504
Hey cool, my name is on there. Yo kurtlood, why it dated 16 october.
she edit that shit daily

>>574086504
If you can't handle her past, leave her and tell her off. Only way OP.

>>574087840
Calm down /b/ro. I know how you feel. But getting too angry will just make you irrational and that doesn't help a damn thing. Keep a level head, tell that cunt what you found and see how she reacts. Don't go to prison over some bitch who doesn't deserve you anyway. Been there, trust me.

>>574086504
how long is she going to be out OP?

I wanna know how this ends, and what happens when you confront her about this.

>>574086504
how come is she your gf and she got you under banged ONCE?Not bjs no nothing else?
GF for a year and you banged her ONCE?
pls explain

dont kill her,let some brothers blow their loads i mean she is clearly for everybody

OP relax. Deep breaths. At least you know now after only 18 months. Split up, then continue to bang her. No big deal. You'll find better. No violence, that shit is for pussies.

>>574087648
I WILL, I FUCKING WILL, ILL DRINK HER FUCKING BLOOD

>>574087971
'no con' means no condom i think, this means that i could be very sick you piece of shit

>>574088035
dont even have them, i washed her cum drained shirts and licked it but dont have her fuicking pictures because it was too dirty you fuckasshole

>>574086504
>Jamal

Obviously she loves attention. I've got to agree, post something about her so /b/ can decimate her personal life with some proper male neckbeard attention.

Then go get yourself checked for AIDS. Then crawl back to her anyways because you're too fucking beta to get any other pussy.

>>574087647
You aint doing shit, but if you do post pics please

>>574088105
mos def for STD research purposes, she is in a desperate race to catch smth!

>>574086504
>>574088132

you need to check facts dude
then i dont know, buttsex her then leave her if it s true...

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>>574087840
GIVE US PICS OF THE BODY OP
LETS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO!
(Btw i know how u feel, it sucks balls like fuck, like seriously, dunno how to describe, especially when lots of your closest friends are ones there, I wish I killed my ex)

>>574086504
Tell her that you cheated on her with a whole bunch of chicks and guys. Then break the news about your HIV positive test.

>>574086504

Take screenshit of that and send it to your e-mail.

Start boxing her shit and putting it outside your door.

Then when she comes back and is confused, slide the iPad out with that screen on.

Call the police.

Enjoy.

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>ITT OP is a cuckfag who wrote that all on his own iPad
>OP is currently blowing tons of loads to the thought of having a grillfriend abuse him like that.


Good on ya OP.

It was over the moment you found that. She's not loyal, remain calm and collected, tell her what you think of her, tell her that you have evidence, then tell her to get out/leave if it's not your place. It will never work out again, man up and grow stronger from this. Also it's probably a good idea to use her for sex, she did the same to you but for everything but sex and it places your higher on a social hierarchy due to seeming to be in demand.

>>574087840
Meh.
Nothing is worth 25 to life being ass rapped every night.
Post nudes- if you have none- MAKE nudes.
Make her a porn star dude- get her to do herself on camera for you.
Film her secretly having a shit.
I mean it- prepare the mother load of humiliation for her...

this is better.
Meanwhile- get ready to move on.
Make a new life for yourself- you are free.
Your so called friends can go get ass cancer and die.
Be forever known as 'the beta whose gal cheated on him and then humiliated her like an alpha god'.
(as opposed to the beta who went insane, cut his gf like the gimp he is and after four years the boys on E wing just smashed in his teeth to make the cock sucking easier)

>>574088251
i think it dates all the way back to the start of 2014.. its like a sick fetish

>>574088292
i want to, but i am fucking shaking like a fuking idiot

>>574088307
probably until three

>>574088315
I DONT KNOWWWWW

>>574088396
THIS PIECE OF THIS IS MY INTERN AT MY JOB

>>574088463
i could have an std

>>574086504

op i say you should just dump her, and not even for the reason you think it is.

my reasoning for dumping her is actually this.
-just as another anon said WHO THE FUCK RECORDS THIS AND WHY IS THIS USEFUL?
-WHY WOULD SHE RECORD IT AND LEAVE IT OPEN AND GO TO THE BATHROOM?
-SMELLS LIKE A TRAP TO ME SOME SORT OF FEMALE BITCH ASS MIND TRAP

and so i would dump her SOLELY for testing your trust, i mean serious after dating for so long and she still doesnt trust you? dump her insecure ass.

and as for your friends "supposedly" fucking her
ask them straight up and show them the pic you found, if they come out and admit it then you should also dump your friends and if they deny it then they should agree with you dumping your crazy girl.

tl;dr version
dump your girlfriend because shes crazy and is testing you for no reason, also question your friends.

>>574088578
lol imagine everybody on the list go panicking at the same time.
you are good!

Post her info, beta.

If you were a boss you would team her with all your friends she's fucked. Dog her out life the cumdumpster she is.

>>574088105
Seriously? Girls do this kinda shit.

Jamal? Damn OP, your girls got the Jungle Fever!

>>574088624
im not some fucked up fetish sissy you american fucking cunt

>>574088689
this. fucking this. this.

That was a legitimately fun read. Thanks OP.

>>574088743
>THIS PIECE OF THIS IS MY INTERN AT MY JOB
For record, is he black?

>>574086504
>not taking a screenshoot
you deserve to be cheated.

>>574086504
well, dude, looks like you're second to last on the bangings. so figure who this eddie is and fuck his shit up first before anything else.

Probably out taking a hot load in her ass from jamal right now

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>>574086504
>creamed is in her vocabulary
>implying you havn't just made this up

fuck off with your desperate attempt to make a thread

>>574087840
0/8 nice b8

>>574089007
I apologize for OP for the photo quality of his cheating blackmail.

when you confront her you should get it on video. get like a hidden camera set up or something.

>>574086504
Op if this is true there is only one thing you can do. Pay a bigger to rape her.

>>574088987
you ever met a white guy called jamal mate?

>>574089040
you think you are funny and shit, but i know that they went to the ame club and i am about to fucking kill myself so just fuck off you beta fucking whor asshole

op you better talk to her and post results, its redpill material.

>>574087323
Rekt! Lol

>>574087323
Its obviously out of date then. She must have more names to add to it

>>574088743
OP if you are serious.
first things first.
How the fuck you dont know if you banged her more than once?
Off to number two.
Provided you are not trolling,keep evidence,get screened,pack your things and try to act normal for the days till you are ready to drop teh bomb.Drop it in style prefereably it WILL help you forget the pain.
Dont hurt her physically,cunt isnt worth it.

at least post a pic

>>574087648
^this

>>574089275
I went to summer school with a white guy named Jamal, cool guy but was weirded out as fuck,

>>574089041

That's what I'm saying bro, nobody fucking keeps a written record like that. It's fucking stupid.

Not even like a diary or journal. That shit looks like a fucking spreadsheet. I stand by what I said before.

OP is a cuckfag currently blowing tons of loads to his imaginary cheating gf

>>574086504

nice b8
kill yourself you fucktard

>>574089275
>you ever met a white guy called jamal mate?
No. But I would like to encourage you to drastic actions.

>>574089426
Yes

damn op that sucks...that's like the only perk of being single...is this shit never happens

some fucking black piece of shit with a bulge like fucking shit fucking fucked my girlfriend you asholes

Wanna know how i got herpes? Oops you're living it

>>574086504

>see Jamal
>mfw you probably ate chicken grease Jamal left behind
>mfw you've probably also ate nigger jizz
captcha: Dolan insane

Clearly OP is a beta faggot. I recommend you become anhero at your first available oppurtunity.

>>574086504
well it's official, your girlfriend is a braindead sex addicted animal that only cares about sex/relationships and anything related to sex/relationships. she's literally retarded.

I actually agree with the woman. I see no problem in polygamy or multiple dating.

tbh I have nothing but sympathy for you OP.

That bitch deserves everything she gets

>>574089650
actually, i just re-read the list, she didnt fuck him

I am Lindo. Just fucked Megan two saturdays ago

>>574086504
its pretty obvious that lindo has been getting more than you have, and there's no way this is fake, nobody does this. plus nobody who'd cheating makes a spreadsheet of the guys she cheated with, how she cheated with them, when and where. your girls a slut. just leave her don't say a word, just leave, if she asks why or complains, just send her a text of pic related and tell her that you know what she's been doing, don't reply to what she has to say, just block her number, cut contact and move on, a cheating slut is not worth the emotional truama

>>574089690
>agree with the woman
she made no statement to agree or disagree with.

0/10

>>574089746
But he grabbed her ass.

>>574087323
Use her as a fuck buddy, when she wants to deepen your relationship, throw her away and get a new gf

>>574087648
>get ready for the mental abuse she might give you.

Wrong. Men can't be mentally abused. If anything, you'll be mentally abusing her for the stress you're been giving her.

Jamal here. Ill post the nudes after im done wreckin this bitch pussy in da club

>>574089542
dude if you kill her please stream

my girlfriend did this to me, she's now in the woods in a several few places

This is hilarious if true.

PS; got her number? I need it for... reasons.

Mind posting a non naked pic of her? I'm just curious

>>574089780
This

Whatever plan you have, you MUST dump her asap.

Imagine when she is pregnant. Are you 100% sure that child is yours?

Not that it matters to me OP but are many better things that could ruin her life, if only temporarily. But would be doing everything else I could do before even thinking of killing her

holy shit this girl takes how slutty she is really seriously

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>>574086504
Your life is over. Kill her and yourself.

Post her credit card info/ bank info if you really want to ruin her life for awhile, or give it to a homeless guy. And her nudes, sex tapes send to her family.. and post online. Fire your intern. But yeah, do that stuff quietly and just walk away.

>>574088743
what time zone are you in because its 3 here on the east coast.

>>574088743
also, since this is an ipad, and if she has a backup on icloud, you could restore from that backup and see if if the info has changed since that last backup.

i would do a backup first then, look thru the dates on her backup and restore from the earliest one.

Dump that cumdumpster

Make her life a nightmare. Make her and her family play both ends against the middle. Make her lose her job. Make her loose her freinds. MAke her loose her apartment

>>574086504
How long have you two been dating for, OP?

>>574089973
Underrated post

10/10 for dated reference

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>>574086504
>banged
No girl says she "banged" guys. That's a male term.

OP is a giant lying faggot that made everything up.

Ebola is waiting for you, faggot.

Aloha Snatchbar!!! Throw acid in that bitches face.

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>Jamal

I dont get why girls do this, are they just sadistic by nature?

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>>574090160

restore icloud backup if srs OP. If not you a lying little bitch

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>>574086504
looks like someone's gf is a ho

>2014
The years not over yet
Shes got the whole holiday season to get those numbers up
Go get em whore

Post is fake as fuck, that's op fucked list

>>574090025
oops, i forgot to mention that you'll need her apple id password to restore from a backup.

or......has she backed up to a computer with itunes before?

you wouldnt need her password then

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>>574086504
Well, if this is true, then clearly you need to kill her and all of your friends, followed by your family. Then you need to grow a beard, change your name, and go live somewhere else and start over. Never give up, just start a new life, and if that one gets shitty too, then kill everyone in it all over again, grow a beard-beard, and change your changed name again. Start a franchise of life-changing, getting more awesome with every move. Eventually you will come out on top or get caught for all the murders.

>>574088334
wtf

>>574090382
Gay for pay $$

>>574090160
this

OP, here is what you'll do.

1) Stop taking pics of stuff you've written on your iPad your self.

2) Go to bed.

3) The end

Fake and gay.

>>574089275
>you ever met a white guy called jamal mate?
Fucking KEK!

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>>574087323
What kind of name is Kurtwood? Also I saw a Jamal in the list. You probably have the aids now. Better get yourself checked out.

>>574089609
Listen to Dre man.. he knows.

http://youtu.be/meXzynCCT0I?t=2m25s

>>574090482

Would of been a better ending to dexter.

>>574086504
Get a pair and confront her and your friends.
If all is true:
1. Dump her
2. Tell your friends to fuck themselves
3. Go to a gym or consider a sport
4. Use your fucking anger
5. Get beast
6. Make her regret and show those faggots who's boss

>>574090129
Thanks, Kevin.

>>574086504
Bro. Just leave her. Whores will be whores. Don't let it hurt you.

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>>574090160
see >>574089041
and >>574088624

captcha - about alleysize - OPs mothers gash

>>574086504
OP, I understand that you're probably ovewhelmed with emotions right now, but I beg you- be rational. There's option number one- she kept track of her slutty activities before you started dating and really spilled some drink on herself. Or she was bored and wanted to make a list, just for fun, I do that sometimes too and im happilly taken. O course, there's ption two- she's a cheating skank that needs to be dumped immediately, because this behaviour is literally cancerous and unhleathy, dont even get me started how painful for you it would be.
So, here's what you do. Dont take any agressive action until you collect more evidence of her being a devilish whore, okay? If you do gather more, then you're allowed to ditch her in the worst way possibleof course.

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This be Jamal. Your bitch is wrecked now mofuker

>>574089275
funny story. I'm a white guy named Jamal. it's an arabic name and I'm half arabic.

It's a fun name to have when you look like a plain ass white caucasian

If true and she's out, call her and claim an emergency to get her to the house immediately for answers instead of stewing.

If fake, 3/10. Can't imagine women keeping lists like they're 4 years old especially over such a thing. And you could have come up with something better.

>>574090953

>white caucasian
>I'm half arabic

Sandniggers are sandniggers.

>>574089482
Nope, some women do this shit, in most cases they are narcissistic. They wanna remember their old sex partner, love, feeling, emotions etc.

1. i cleaned and touched cum stained clothes
2. we made love, kissed licked after she went out
3. she probably kissed and maybe even blew and fucked black guys
4. she used the trust of me and my family
5. i almost agreed to hae a baby last month
6. she told me she loved me
7. she is my secetary and jamal is my intern, we had a dinner with jamal and his girlfriend last week

i am going to the club, and i will kill her.
goodbye 4chan. thanks for all the years.

>>574088578
THIS SO HARD I WANT TO DO THIS AND I HAVE NO BAD EX'S OR ANYTHING ITS JUST SO DAMNED HILARIOUS

Wow dude, that's gotta suck
There's no saving it. She hurt you. I don't know you and I don't know her, but you have to make a few choices: are you going to confront her with it? Break it up immideately?

In any case, call a close friend/a sibling/etc and talk to them about it. /b/ is a nice place to vent, but we can only understand so much of the situation

>>574091032
This, as if she would just let it open on her ipad lnowing you could get to it.

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>>574089275
Oh man you deserve this shit

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>>574090952

thats the most everage sized dick, you mongoloid

>>574091117
hahahaha you're an idiot.
just change the locks and never let her in again, much easier.

>>574091117
OP, if true, what town/state so we can watch the news?

>>574091117
real or fake, you can be satisfied knowing you are pathetic either way.

>>574087323
> all my best friends she blew and fucked! all of them!

Maybe ask your friends if this is true

>>574091117
At least give us a location so we can look it up on news sites

>>574090706
It's the perfect ending to everything.

>>574088105
I know girls in their 30s that still do this type of stuff. Never seen a list that long though.

OP if this is real just never talk to her again. Don't even confront her. Ignoring her without her knowing what is going on will fuck her head right up.

>>574088578
This is actually really really good.

Will you faggots stop indulging this attention seeking cunt.

>>574091117
pls post when you are back home

>>574086504
>dates a girl with an iPad
>deserves everything he gets

>>574091032
>implying all women don't already have the mentality of a 4 year old

Only a virgin would think women wouldn't keep retarded fucking lists like this.

>>574091117
OP be smart, there are several ways to kill somebody and walk free

>>574087648
But in all seriousness how many of us hasn't fucked Lindo once or twice? Give the girl a bit of a break guys

>>574091375
rekt

>>574091478
Only a virgin would think all women are sex whores who all fuck like pornstars and keep lists of it.

>>574089850
Thanks Jamal. I don't care what anyone says about you. You're a pretty cool nigger

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>>574089843
this
that girl is a worthless whore and as such she doesnt deserve serious feelings which would result in you crying. im honestly sorry for you OP but you need to man the fuck up now

>>574091117
>>574090482
OP if you're intent on killing her, consider reviewing my solution to your problems. Live life like only a fictional character can.

damn.. i feel sorry for you OP.

but you need to chill.. accept that she's not what you thought she is. think about the fun single-man times that await you.

assuming you live together, i suggest acting like you didn't see that list.. and if it's not your house start looking for a place to stay. play it cool and prepare everything to move out/kick her out. also, if it's your place, contact her parents in advance, show em the list and tell them you can't live with the whore anymore. ask them if she can move back there, and to keep it silent until you break the news to her.

when everything is set up, pack your shit/her shit while she's out and then tell her what you saw and what you think of her when she gets home.

make these preparations before telling her.. it will save you a lot of frustration believe me..

and don't forget to punch your friends in the face

>>574086504
10/10, quality thread
this is the kind of shit I still come to 4chan for.
See you in hell OP

>>574090953
Bane of this earth. Kill your kind

>>574091117
Hahahaha
This is the gayest thing ever.

UK tracksuit fag probably

Just throw all her stuff out oft your flat and change the lock.

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>>574086504
Fuck all these other childish faggots.

OP, Just print this out. When you know she's going to be at work or out for a long period of time, just pack your shit up and move out. Leave her the printed out copy taped to the refrigerator. Take a picture of that piece of paper with your phone so you can see the whole list, just for "in-case" moments for social fallout proof between common friends. She may talk shit, that's your leverage.

The fact that you are leaving with no word, no warning and lack of confrontation will eat her up inside. It's honestly the worst thing you could.

Once done... move on. Forget about her, and focus on yourself and making fucking money.

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>>574086504
Plot twist: she left that on there for you to find to see if you'd spy on her or if you trust her

Either way, confront the bitch, and walk the fuck out and never look back, bro. It'll take time to get over it and trust a woman completely again, but you'll get there. She's just a cunt.
>mfw

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>>574086504
God. Sorry OP..

>>574091478
no, 99% of women dont keep lists like this and actually think rationally... the real idiot here is you

>>574091640
Most men keep a list/black book or photos of the women they slept with.

Women are no different, talking behind your back with their gf about the size of your dick etc.

>>574087741

>not your personal army

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>>574088624

>>574091117
There are two ways you can go about this:

1. You dump her and break up all contact with her. Move on. Not worth it going after her.

2. Go after her and ruin her life.

>>574086504
OP at least tell us the fucking city so we can check the news of your detention/hero

>>574091918
Best advice so far. Don't give the bitch the satisfaction of knowing you care in the slightest. Pack up, move on, and keep the picture with you. Show it to your friends anyway to get a rumor started.

You're better off without to be honest.

Looking at that list she has ~50% success rate in making guys cum on a BJ. She's had enough fucking practice to be better than that

>>574092054
>most men keep lists
I know precisely 0 men that do this, what are you 12?

>>574091640
You're right, to be fair, only most of them are complete whores, but they always keep a list of guys. I even saw my sister's list once. Horrified. Seriously, do they have memory problems or something? Or does every additional name give them the same sort of endorphin buzz as "achievement unlocked" used to do for me? I'll never understand; I don't keep a list of women, I can't remember their names, but I can't shake the feeling that there are women out there who have my name down on a list, and they don't even have my name written down in the 'creamed' category.

>>574092207
I know plenty guys who keep lists...

I keep a record of the whores i fucked and the price and rating. There is a huge list for 5 years.

>>574092207
Because all the "men" you know are still virgins, nice try faggot

don't forget to put that shit on facebook, and send it to everyone she knows including family.

people will be on your side and understand why you left. and you have a beautiful chance of humiliating that slut. take it

don't to anything rash like 'going there right now and killing her'.. i understand the frustration but really, play it smart dude. /b/ is with you

>>574092321
I'm sure you've sucked them all off, no one cares.

>>574086504
Ask her about it, and before she says anything punch her in the mouth. Drag her by the hair all the way the the bedroom and slam the bedroom door on her head until she is dead and your carpet is soaked in blood. Get a gun or a blunt object and go find every person on this list and kill them, or at least most of them. For the final stop of this journey you will just drive until you get to mexico and never come back...

>>574092109
This

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>>574088578
THIS SO MUCH

>>574092207
i do not keep literally a list, but i have nudes of all the girls

its easy, i just tell them i will let they delete the pictures, they do it and i recover it after with a special software

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>>574092054
What are you? 12?

>Most men keep a list/black book or photos of the women they slept with.

Nigga wat? You in need of some selfesteem if you need a book to make you feel good. Faggot.

>>574091814
this

tbh
fuckin biatch, i feel you bro :S

thats still yo girl?

she ate all 12 of us bruh

>>574092209
It only looks like most of them are whores if you choose to hang out with a certain type of women. If you only ever meet women to casually fuck, yes you're only going to meet sluts.

>>574089482
Cumdumpsters do keep lists

also OP KILL HER AND STREAM IT LIVE!

I need to fap

Why is there still no pic of her?

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Tell your friends you have AIDS. and w8 for the b8.
btw. _._ where are the pics?

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>>574088105

girls are just that fucking strange. i found my current girlfriend's (19 years old) ipod from when she was 16 or 17 and it had this stupid list of ideal types of boys, boys who were interested in her, who she thought were interested in her, who she was interested in. it's pretty immature and entirely self absorbed

>>574087323

Well, you can't trust her now. So... what's the point?

Op you can always kill her later. Far better to destroy her emotionally, socially and psychologically first. Then she won't even get a decent crowd at her remembrance ceremony when they finally give her up for dead six months after you chop her up and bury her.
First step, her parents. If her dad is based talk to him first, ask him what you should do as an excuse to show him the pic. Roll on from there.

Go to the club disguised as a Taiwanese businessman and spy on her and see if she does anything

>>574092563
Been to all sorts of different places and met all sorts of different women. Much like men, they're really just horny sluts most of the time. Welcome to the human condition, take a number and sit down; life will get to you when it's your turn.

>>574092675
YES STREAM US THAT SHIT I WANNA SEE SOMEONE DIE LIVE!

>>574092527
Really, the 2nd comment use the same "what are you 12" line?

You disappoint me, that is really low for /b/

Wait - lingo and lindo are the same dude right?

>>574092391
Real men don't need to remember who they've fucked because they don't think it's big accomplishment. Instead of you who fucked one time a few years ago and is still fapping to the thought, faggot.

>>574086504
listen to self esteem by the offspring. decide if you have it or not. if you have it show her the pic and dump her. if not you're a cunt.

>>574086504
whiteknighting. Death threats are serious OP.

>>574091301
>this

Just call up your friends, say you found what you found and ask them if it's true.

If it is then do >>574088618
Otherwise just pretend you didn't see anything because she might be testing you.

>>574093246
>>574086504
Or instead of listening to a moody song like a faggot, you could do the manly thing and set her face on fire, and then put it out with a shovel.

>>574092917
Implying you figured life out because you met a few sluts

>top left corner
>2014

do you think she will bet the year 2013?

>>574086504

>Change settings so the device doesnt turn off
>Put the device in a visible place, turn off all lights
>Keep the tab open so she sees it.
>Write this on paper: "I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm ending this. I'm going to bungee jump without a bungee and fly into life. Who wants to be 70 and alone? It'll all fade away.
>Don't actually commit suicide, just visit your parents (if you are ok with them, otherwise go on a vacation or take a rest at a nice place, enjoy, understand that there are more women) and talk and sleep there.
>Don't pick up the phone, turn the sound off, show us her text messages and DO NOT RESPOND.
>If she doesn't care, you know it's time to leave. If she does seem to care, break up and let her feel fucked up in her guts and come back begging to you, maybe as a better person, next year. She still sucks? Well then tell her goodbye forever.

>>574087323
>My name is Kurtwood

what the fuck kind of name is kurtwood

>>574086504
Damn Eddy was all over that shit

>>574093429
No no no, the only thing I've met a 'few' of is non-sluts. The vast majority of men and women are sluts. Sorry guy, but that's just how it is. I'm sure you want to live under the illusion that most people aren't governed solely by reproductive instinct, but it's just an illusion. People are mostly sluts, and also mostly stupid. Now sit down and wait your turn.

>>574093209
"real men" is feminism speak! If you have a XY chromosome pair, then you are by default a "real man"

show tits or GTFO

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Why is your iPad in Dutch and the writing in English? Why would she write in English when she's Dutch? Also, Kurtwood isn't really a Dutch name, is it? faggot.

>>574093719
Saying all men are real men sounds more like feminism to me

>>574086504
fake

>>574093764
Kanker buitenlanders.

>>574087323
dude you have really shitty friends btw. best to kill everyone you know just to be safe.

>>574089690
Confirmed for beta bitch.

In every joke is a bit truth and this post is more than true. Women are disgusting and not able to be in a real relationship.

>>574093764
1. oktober could also be german
2. its october, dont know how you can see a K
3. its the gf ipad

>>574094194

it says 'notities'

which is dutch.

>>574093906
No, that is actually biology, the things you learn in the 6th grade

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>>574093542
>Write this on paper: "I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm ending this. I'm going to bungee jump without a bungee and fly into life. Who wants to be 70 and alone? It'll all fade away.

Literally the gayest thing I've read today. Should he sign it with his tears afterwards?

>>574086504
Who would make a list like that? Writing down French kissing partners. Is she 12.

>>574089849
And here come the SJWs.
Goddamnit!

>>574094370

She probably is 12 and he is not her boyfriend, but her father - kek

>>574086504
Either this is legit and you have multiple STDs, as well as being a faggot for letting this happen. Or you're a lying faggot. My money's on the latter.

Either way, an hero.

>>574086504
Nice list OP. Did you actually get busy with all these people?

>>574089973
if only you could see he is looking at all 37

>>574094317
1. the quality is so bad, that you can just assume it
2. gf ipad, maybe gf speaks dutch

OP'S last post was almost half an hour ago
Either he went to do the killing or he's laughing his ass off.

>>574089482
It is like a SPREADSHEET but not created using proper Software for the task!
Fucking Women!

>>574094687
samefag

>>574094690

Why would he laugh about this thread? Its entertaining for us, so its cool, i guess..

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>>574086504
Mate, fuck her off sharpish!

Yo' girls a fuckin' whore

>>574094317

could be 'notitions' as well. blurry as fuck..

this better not be fake OP you fag i fapped to this

>>574088743
lkjhlkjashdf

>>574094738
lurk more, faggot

>>574094868
That's because either it´s a true story (went to kill her) or a troll story (laughing his ass off)

OP COME BACK
we can help you with your revenge plan
but we need more info

anyway good luck op. im usually not an edgy faggot but please do us a favor and kill this bitch

>>574094496
ABORT ABORT ABORT!

>>574089849
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>574095154
look at OP replies, he has a double digit IQ
I will believe that he is the cockold beta faggot

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OP is gone.

Anyone else notice that pretty much the only kurtwood in existence iskurtwood Smith, the dad from 70s show?

>>574089849
You're mentally challenged.

Ayy lmao this entire thread

Ok, so since OP's not replying anymore, let's stay tuned in world news for the iPAD killer

>>574095669
it's probably a last name. she referenced a few of those alpha dudes by last name.

>>574086504
Looks like Lindo's a pretty cool guy

Go out and fuck every single one of her friends. Seduce them and tell them that they are the only one and when they gather for their little sessions and hang out they will fight over you.

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>>574095956

is OP gf kill?

>>574095956
Or its kurt wood . . .

>>574095045
>>574095454
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>>574096343
ID Heaven samefagging all over the place.

>>574087323
Kurtwood, more like cuckold.
Confront her brah, see what happens. If she cheated on you, then just break it off.
Easy fucking peasy.. oh and keep the photo and email it to any guy she starts dating.

>>574086504
Goddamn, dude, your girl is a fucking ho.

CAPTCHA: ixercepo feet

>>574086504
post it to her FB account... it's your only move.

Goddamn it any leads where this might be guys?
OP is probably out getting his ass tazered by 5 policemen