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this is my confession. >Be me 16 or 17 y/o i don't fucking
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this is my confession.

>Be me 16 or 17 y/o i don't fucking remember that shit
>No ambition goals or anything in my sorrowful life
>10/10 beta faggot virgin nerd
>closest thing to sex i'd ever had was when i was touched as a child by my uncle
>didn't not love it, but that's another story
>go to high school party
>Turns out i was invited as a joke by some prissy cheerleader bitch
>don't give a shit, still worth staying and being laughed at than going home to my miserable life
>sitting there alone being usual beta fag when some other fucking weirdo came up to talk to me
>His name was john, we actually had a lot in common both our lives sucked balls
>We also bonded over the fact that we both love weed and got ridiculously baked at said party
>He was really fucking smart, just lazy as fuck and really twisted
>fast forward 2 years John and I move out together as friends because both our families and fucked
>Still a virgin faggot outcast
>I work in a shit office and John has a job stocking shelves at some shitty supermarket
>We're both lazy as niggers because all we do is smoke weed and play vidya
>Bored as shit with our lives we decided to step shit up a notch
>Decide that together we want to bring a girl back to our house drug and rape her

cont?
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cont

>Plan for months how we would go about this
> john started studying chemistry and thought that he could cook up a new date rape drug that won't show traces in blood test
>created ultimate drug that knocks bitches out simply by being inhaled via rag and lasts about 4hours
>takes a while to cook though
>Easiest part was picking our victim
>fucking lets do this
>We started off with a random, thought that it was most appropriate considering there will be no link
>After weeks of stalking we found the one. nothing special just some asian slut that works at the bar near our house and walks home every night around 2am alone
>she's our trial
> get her and stuff her into our car, john instantly gives her what was now refereed to as "the medicine"
>Shesfuckingout.gif
>Seeing half dead asain slut naked was no where near as appealing as i thought
>herpes.
>"what the fuck anon, i'm not fucking this bitch" muttered john
>Suddenly John and myself have a new idea, no longer sexually attracted to asian slut we get off on the fact of just ruining her life
>Leave her without any injuries, naked in park 15kms outside of city
>kek'd
>Apparently she went to the police filed what had happened but because no injuries occured / rape / drugs in her system there was no investigation
>3 months later she killed herself
>Never felt so good
> this was no longer a desire but a full blown addiction
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cont??
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Keep on posting /bro I'm lurkin
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You got my attention
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need people to bump. Typing this shit while drunk takes a while, memory is fickle
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bump for interest
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Bump for pmuB
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you got my attention /b/ro
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Most interesting thread in a long time, keep going.
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smoking some while waiting for OP.
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>>574053460

This looks interesting

Stop saying cont and fucking go you faggot.
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>>574054443
FASTAH!
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>>574053460
>2 years pass without an attack, I had to hit another victim my blood was boiling, skin itching all the time
>It was harder now as John's cousin was living with us and he was training to be a cop (i know rite, not ideal)
>we will call him pig for sakes of story
>pig was chilled as fuck 420 bro though
>corrupt as shit, always wore this fucking weird trench coat was going to be the dodgiest pig alive.
>Got drunk one night and decided fuck it. I'll tell this stupid pig and see's if he will be chill
>He is.
>what the fuck . co . uk
>game on>
>We start planning again, it was a very exciting time. Who do we pick?
>got it.
>prissy high school cheerleader bitch is going down
>she's 22 now and has 2 kids because she was a fucking stupid slut
>obviously no dad around because he was alpha
>Find out she's a stay at home mum and decide to attack her while she's home and kids are at school
>(I'm not a complete monster, left her kids out of it)

cont
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>>574054773
smoking dat dank broccoli
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>>574053086
bump for OP
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>>574053460
cool story bro.
hope you changed the 'asian' '15kms' '3months later' and those are not actual facts, othrwise it will be in the police records somewhere...
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bampin
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>>574053086
>Pic related
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Bump for genocide
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Continue
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>>574054997
going to commit suicide soon anyway
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>>574054909
yo, this shit is so crisp, you must be jelly
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>>574054773
One time I smoked 12 whole marijuanas.
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>>574054903
>prissy highschool bitch
>22 with 2 kids
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MOAR
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Gimmie moarrrrr
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>>574054909
>>574054773
>smoking brocoli
>not eating god like pickled brocoli
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>>574055264
>beta
>suicide
gl nerd
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>>574054903
>(I'm not a complete monster, left her kids out of it)
Haha you're more delusional than I.
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>>574055362
How are you even alive?
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>>574055264
Good. Do it now you worthless cunt, stop stealing oxygen
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>>574055385
Didn't read first post
GTFO
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>>574053086
in elementary school i stole all the fake money we made for playing, nobody ever suspected me
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>>574055385
Jesus fuck youre dense
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>>574055550
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>>574055498
I smoke 9001 marijuana a day.
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>>574055385
who hurt you?
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>>574055509
god is among us
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>>574053086
>John and I move out together as friends because both our families and fucked

you weren't a virgin if you fucked John.
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bump
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>>574055830
*Are fucked
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>>574054903
OP HURRY UP FAG
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Bumping for Adam
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>>574055835
I was cringing the whole time, almost dropped some broccoli.
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>>574055935
The gun barrel goes in your mouth so you don't miss
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>>574055498
this other time I injected 11 entire marijuanas. Still livin
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>>574054903
>John cooks up the "medicine"
>Phone call, it's pig says he's got lung cancer
>kek'd
>Was going through with it anyway, i had to. I felt no other option at this point
>Kid nap her and take her to my basement
>Give her a constant flow of "Medicine" While everyone takes turns in just watching her
>there was no rape involved, just observation
>The thought of keeping someone captive, unconscious and alive was all i wanted
>after 2 weeks we still have her tied up and unconscious, still don't really know what to do with her
>pig is getting iffy on situation, thinks he can decide to get morals just because he's dying of cancer
>he will not ruin this for me
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>>574056145

fucking pre type this shit newfag
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>>574055643
It's the nicest way I can possibly find to inform you of what is an apparent and debilitating syndrome.

[spoiler] you're a nigger [/spoiler]
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>>574056145
please don't tell me you're typing this as you go? THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH OP YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED
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>>574056145
moar
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>>574056145

BOOOORIIIIIIIIING.
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>>574056145
OP moarrrrr
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bump
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>>574056326
He already said he was
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>>574056145
type faster, this is interesting
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>>574056063
Just shut up and stop posting, kid.

Try pic related.
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>>574056145
>after 2 weeks we still have her tied up and unconscious

sigh
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>>574056480
ah fuck oath... looks like to be a while
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>>574056145
Moar.
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>>574056145
You could have posed her and made a photo album out of it. Most serial killers have weird things like that, it's usually how you make a mark. No one wants the asshole who just dumped everyone in the lake, they want the guy who made wallets out of their vaginas, or used body parts to create art. Cos you know, an illustrious murderer is a creative murderer.

Just saying, I'd like to see you up the bar here. Don't be a fucking tool, do it right.
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>>574056572
Yeah, I just lost suspension of disbelief too. It started when John could just cook something up in the kitchen that would safely anesthetize people.

Such bullshit.
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>>574056145
Terrorist bomb kill president Obama bank job kidnapped murder Merkel nuclear biological weapons somebody set us up the bomb all your base are belong to us Reserve Bank counterfeit heist Al Qaeda Osama bin Laden kill president Osama NSA FBI PRISM KFC CIA KEYSTROKE LOGGER IS DEEP BLACK DEEP THROAT SNOWDEN ECHELON

that should do the fucking trick
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hurry up op i'm tired you faggot
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>>574056774
We all have to get through puberty somehow
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>>574056572
It started smelling fishy way earlier on in the story
>john started studying chemistry and thought that he could cook up a new date rape drug that won't show traces in blood test
Bloke starts learning chemistry and can already make a drug that doesn't even have to be tested and is flawless.

But it's a story nevertheless, let's not condemn OC.
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>>574053086
>Watch him really fucking closely
>find out he has been in contact with government agencies
>said if we don't pay him $10,000 he will turn us all in
>he's fucking dying anyway so he doesn't give a shit
>oh shit we're fucked
>run out of medicine
>she's waking up
>what the fuck do we do
>run outside to get some fresh air
>MFW
>Johnny's in the basement
>Mixing up the medicine
>I'm on the pavement
>Thinking about the government
>The man in the trench coat
>Badge out, laid off
>Says he's got a bad cough
>Wants to get paid off
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>>574056249
Wat
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>>574056778
>Burn hard drive
>Throw in ocean
>Go and live in mountains
>Lifeoffear.png
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>>574057114
You beautiful bastard.
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>>574057114
fuck you
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>>574056778
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>>574057114
yep irl some hippy wanker
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>>574057114
>Bob Dylan/10
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>>574057114

Ok that was alright
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>>574057114
That asshole McKyle

Send over Chikorita
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>>574057114
>>574057114
>>574057114
WIN
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>>574057114

5/5 breddy gud
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>>574053086
MODS THIS IS AN INAPPROPRIATE THREAD. FLAGGED AND REPORTED.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHahahahahaahahahaha
Oh man...I never have posted before major lurker but goddamn man...this was spectacular. Any one who doesn't get it is...well...an idiot and a faggot. This is /b/ after all. But if you are a musician and don't get this, just shame...so much shame. 10/10/10/10
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>>574057114

http://vimeo.com/72540087
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>>574057703

can you do me a favor and delete this post. its bad and you should feel bad.
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>>574057114
good good that was good i kekd
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wow, just wow
op is amazing
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>>574057114
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>>574057114
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT
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>>574057703
yeah what this guy said>>574057792
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>>574057114
kek
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>>574057114
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>>574057703
please stop forever ok
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>>574057114
Nice.

Real nice.
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>>574057114
>Look out kid
>It's something you did...
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>>574058236
>>574058073
>>574057792

is it cos you didn't recognize the song? Is that why? Are you jelly Bob Dylan smoked better broccoli than any of you? Did you know Bob Dylan sold Broccoli to the Beatles? HA! Crispy
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>>574057114
10/10
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>>574057703
fuck your newfaggotry ruined the epic bread.


You fucking newfags never fail to dissappoint.
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>>574057703
End yourself faggot
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>Th.e Fapp.e.nn.ing F.ull C.o.l.l.e.c.t.i.o.n
is-gd/fappennin (switch - to dot)
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>>574058456
Yeah that's why, nothing to do with how you compose your post with the tone of a full blown fucktard
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I suspected this story because you're clearly English trying to sound American
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>T.h.e F.appe.n.ni.n.g Full C.o.l.lec.ti.o.n
tinyurl;com/fappennin (switch ; to dot)
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>>574058782
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>>574057114
10/10
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>>574055787
kek in da thread
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>>574053086
that escalated quickly.
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>>574053086
I like where this is going
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my god, story of the month
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>Th.e Fapp.en.ning F.ull C.ol.l.ection
tinyurl+com/-fappening [write . instead of + ]
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Solid 7/10 new the story was fake but ending still caught me by surprise.
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>>574053460
>john started studying chemistry and thought that he could cook up a new date rape drug

stopped reading right there
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>>574057114
fuck bob dylan and fuck you faggot
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Can someone archive/screencap this shit?
>on my phone right now, not at home
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>>574060268
I can screenie, you got an email or Kik?
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>>574060421
Can't you just.post it here?
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Post screenie
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>>574060421
Post screeny
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>>574057114
epic kek
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Bump for screenie
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>>574062115
Take your own, faggot
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